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[challenge entry] Hoooowwdyyyyy! click on the pic y'all
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:00, archived)
# rather phallic
wooo

i love dickincider
(I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:03, archived)
# arf!
he said DICK!
and CIDER!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:04, archived)
# teh hypnotoad commands that wins compo



all hail teh hypnotoad
(I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:06, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:06, archived)
[challenge entry] *Sings* Yippee-aye-ayyy, Yipee-aye-ohhhh


Them ghost riders in the sky.
(The Pink Strat Copy, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:53, archived)
# Ahahahahah, woo!
Loverly punnery.
(Fido Dido, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:55, archived)
# mmmmm
my farts always smell so damn good
(99999999999999999999999999999, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:52, archived)
# Bottle them
and sell them to hippys, they'll buy anything if you slap "organic" on the label.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:53, archived)
# i discoveredthe joy of local farmers' markets today
local organic lamb for less than the price of ordinary lamb in tescos... and it was fucking lovely
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:56, archived)
# Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:56, archived)
# Oh dont start talking about food.
I might have to move if you carry on and go get some.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:57, archived)
# i just had crunchy nut cornflakes...
my theory is that since i didn't get up till lunch time, i might as well have breakfast now so ythat my whole day was ofset by one meal
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:58, archived)
# Good thinking sir
to the kitchen!

edit - yay for cornflakes. and OU programs on 2 about rollercoasters.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:59, archived)
# Time is an illusion;
lunchtime doubly so.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:00, archived)
# douglas adams?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:04, archived)
# Aye.
Ford Prefect. How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:05, archived)
# i'm pretty good, slightly scared that one of my mates is going to kill me next time he sees me though
yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:09, archived)
# Good, ta.
Bit knackered after playing tonight, and I've got another one tomorrow aft. What you done to your murderous mate?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:11, archived)
# i painted a very large cock on his ceiling in black spraypaint
whilst massively under the influence
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:13, archived)
# Good man.
You'll go far.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:14, archived)
# i feel rather bad about it actually
i've offered to pay to fix it... or paint over it myself. He hasn't replied yet though
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:15, archived)
# Worst I've done
was grey primered over a mate's van wing mirrors and side windows on a stag night, while he was asleep in the back. Never owned up to that.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:23, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:25, archived)
# June 1940: Rommel McDonald leads the invasion of the Burger Kingdom.
(Indole Ring, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:47, archived)
# Hahahahahaa!
loon.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:47, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:49, archived)
# Fantastic!
reminds me of this too, which is a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
It's even the same two companies.
(Indole Ring, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:55, archived)
# Very Woo-ly
Clever mother f-er, you...
(blindspot, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:50, archived)
# hehe
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:11, archived)
# guess what, this is my

im proud and naked
(I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:37, archived)
# Did you save all those frames
seperately as jpgs before making the gif or something??
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:38, archived)
# no, he scanned each hand drawn elelment in
i think.
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:39, archived)
# Rightio.
You're disgracing the Fluffy icon.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:40, archived)
#
...
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:41, archived)
# *glare*
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:42, archived)
# stab
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:42, archived)
# *Steals money from corpse*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:43, archived)
# *rings 999*
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:43, archived)
# Hey, cut the guy some slack!
It's his 500th post. He's allowed a shit one. I hoist a bourbon and soda to you sir!
(blindspot, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:44, archived)
# Truely
A feast.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:48, archived)
# thank you
i hoist the lambrini to you
(i swear im only drinking it cuz there is nothing else)
(I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:50, archived)
# pfft!
woman
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:59, archived)
# bitch
i never thought i would say that here
(I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:04, archived)
# But..
The senselessness adds to the charm!
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:39, archived)
# im drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:43, archived)
# well yea as a matter of fact
`its the only way when you shop things using only microsoft paint
(I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:42, archived)
# get the gimp
www.gimp.org

tis free and good

evening all
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:44, archived)
# Or get K-Lite
www.oldversion.com

And download some naughty programs.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:45, archived)
# these days you're much better to bittorrent things
much less chance of encountering something nasty
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:46, archived)
# Yeah probably.
I tried getting it from there in the first place. Don't remember why I had to resort to Kazaa though...
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:48, archived)
# i like to keep it simple
paint isnt so bad when you get used to it,
also make bash in witherley!
(I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:48, archived)
# Or get Flash MX 6.0!
www.kazaa.com

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:45, archived)
# erm... flash mx isn't a picture editing tool though
it's a dynamic content creator... there's a difference. You'd want tattyslop or pants shop pro
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:49, archived)
# I use it to make pictures oftenly.
And I also make words up.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:49, archived)
# aye... but vector art mostly i'd guess
or animatationums

/me too
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:50, archived)
# That be correct.
Night!
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:52, archived)
# tried it
im too dumb for it i also hav photoshop 5 but no manual so i have no idea how it works
(I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:47, archived)
# You can download the manuals too!
This new-fangled interweb thingy is the bee's knees!
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:49, archived)
# I didnt need no stinking manual, and i turned ou...
no, wait, on second thought, download the manual
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:51, archived)
# haven quite got round to it yet
dont be so pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:51, archived)
# You mean 'pedantic',
right?
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:53, archived)
# i mean

there you go again
(I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:55, archived)
# Payback for all the times people did this to my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:36, archived)
# Pretty!
*falls into spasm*
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:37, archived)
# I was going to draw a rainbow behind it
But that would require at least 14 frames..
And I'm a lazy bastard.

And full of pringles.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:38, archived)
# Mmmmm...
Addictively good. Which flavour has the most MSG?
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:39, archived)
# MSG?
Message?
Multiple Sagging Grandmothers?

Elaborate!
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:41, archived)
# Monosodium Glutemate. Or something.
Makes things taste better. Alters body chemistry. That sort of thing! :)
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:43, archived)
# Ooh..
Msg. Yes o.o I know..
Havent got a fugging clue. It's 5th down the list of flavourings, and above sugar. More MSG than sugar?! HERESAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:44, archived)
# But they ARE supposed to be
a savoury 'snack' so that's OK.
Apparently Americans use it as salt... Mmmmhmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:47, archived)
#
Monosodium glutamate (MSG) is the sodium salt of glutamic acid. It is commonly added to foods as a “flavor enhancer. Unlike salt or other seasonings, MSG does not alter the actual taste of food; instead it enhances taste by exciting and increasing the sensitivity of taste buds.
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:56, archived)
# he is right, and
im guessing papkirk cuz its the most artificial im my oppinion, but still yummy
(I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:45, archived)
# Pap-Kirk?
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:46, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:33, archived)
# ooh,
SFNesque
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:34, archived)
# I was worried
someone would say that.
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:44, archived)
# I feel all guilty now
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:47, archived)
# I aint bitin
your style man. just couldn't really do nifink else with the source pic. sowwy
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:55, archived)
# no need to be sorry
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:21, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:21, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:24, archived)
# She's
lovely
(MrBinxFunParade, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:24, archived)
# she wants all of teh nuts though
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:26, archived)
# My mussels are really Aitken
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:17, archived)
# I'll have some
of what you've had
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:19, archived)
# the punnage the punnage
on a slight T.J. is it me or is Paul Mccartney like everyones wort idea of a cool dad, he said groooovy at glastonbury fer ferks sake.
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:19, archived)
# my cool dad discusses
applied mathematics with my friends. his youngun should consider herself lucky
(Sir Tomalot: Don't look at my profile, you'll go blind, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:22, archived)
# If you are epileptic, schizophrenic, homophobic or ann widdecombe, look away now
(Sir Tomalot: Don't look at my profile, you'll go blind, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:16, archived)
# if everyone is leavin you
dont worry, im drunk, naked and soaknig wet, ill be here a while
(I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:18, archived)
# then the fact that you can't spell soaking
is the least of your problems

/anal retentive
(Sir Tomalot: Don't look at my profile, you'll go blind, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:19, archived)
# !
(osiem, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:18, archived)
# fookin' ell
that's a bit spack inducing


woo pic-bad pun :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:22, archived)
# nnnnnggghhh
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:18, archived)
# yes
the idea was to make it doubly nauseating
(Sir Tomalot: Don't look at my profile, you'll go blind, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:20, archived)
# yey...I love convulsions!!!
t.j. I'v just been to one of George Michaels'parrtys, Me and m yt mater just broke in, It was in'fucking'sane, but then we got chased by security guards, OH well, It was fun and I drunk his booz
(mr.BIG I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:20, archived)
# you drunk his booz eh
youre hiding it well
(Sir Tomalot: Don't look at my profile, you'll go blind, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:24, archived)
# It might have had
spunk in it.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:27, archived)
# Pun?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:56, archived)
# I'm off, It's


Already

Tata!
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:14, archived)
# good call.
G'nitey board.
(Kendal, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:15, archived)
# Have something...


Oh, and would someone with Opera be willing to check if this displays correctly?
(Pelle ghola, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:13, archived)
# nice
and your site looks fine in opera
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! rawr isn't really here., Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:14, archived)
# thanks
(Pelle ghola, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:42, archived)
# I know that picture...
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:18, archived)
# nice to see CSS being used
it's slowly being learnt and propogating nicely across the tiniterweb
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:19, archived)
# Looks
fine in Opera, Firefox and Safari.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:39, archived)
# hur....hurhur....hur........hurhurhur
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:11, archived)
# That made me chuckle
like a loon. Jolly good effort.
(Kendal, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:12, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:14, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:17, archived)
# hee hee
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:19, archived)
# I'm afraid I don't understand

but I'm going to repost his anyway, because I'm drunk :)

edit: just got it: woo!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:27, archived)
# turn the pic
upside down
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:36, archived)
# cheers, got it
your barmaid falling made me laugh all over again :)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:39, archived)
# Yay! That's marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:48, archived)
# Geoffrey knew something was wrong as soon as he woke up


Dave was going to pay for this stag night...
(Kendal, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:09, archived)
# Arf
woo
(Icouldsleepforever, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Jim's dream since being a baby was to be a cowboy
he achieved it!


yes I have a distinct lack of hummus for this compo, bah
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Cowboys?
Bloody Vikings!
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 27 Jun 2004, 0:56, archived)
# Hee Hee
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 0:56, archived)
# Sniff Sniff
(Pouched_species, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 0:50, archived)
# Bet it smells of pomegranite
(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 0:55, archived)
# Hot (cold?) Polar Bear Oral Action
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 0:56, archived)
# Still stinks!
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 0:46, archived)
# i just farted
bet it smells twice as worse for him.

tip tops
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 0:47, archived)
# alaska?
© Obligatory Responses Ltd
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 0:47, archived)
# jamaca
© Moose inc.
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 0:47, archived)
# Himalayan
© Who Flung Doo, L.L.C.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 27 Jun 2004, 0:49, archived)
# Ruff
;)
(Icouldsleepforever, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 0:49, archived)
# Insert adapted 'how does it smell?' pun
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 0:50, archived)
# My dogs got two noses
how does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 0:56, archived)
# particularly well
EDIT: Ooh, that rhymes!
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 0:57, archived)
# heaven according to ray


and a topical glasto repost

(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 0:46, archived)
# That reminds me
*nips to the bog*
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 0:49, archived)
# ewww
how can u sit that long with a turtle head
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 0:50, archived)
# Aaaaahhhh
That's better! A real pan cracker.
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 0:59, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:06, archived)
# hehe
I've been on the stage of the original pyramid (the one that burnt down)
/claim to fame
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:02, archived)

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