is that like
a really badly played game of "Malletts Mallett"?
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:43,
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Who did this picture?
Anyone know who did this bit of brilliant potatoshopping? It was posted on here about 4-5 months ago, but I can't find it.
Hats off to whoever did it, though. I've been using it as my desktop wallpaper ever since.
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:34,
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Anyone know who did this bit of brilliant potatoshopping? It was posted on here about 4-5 months ago, but I can't find it.
Hats off to whoever did it, though. I've been using it as my desktop wallpaper ever since.
Oo
If you ever get bored, you should spend an afternoon trawling through the old archives. Any newer B3tans who never saw the Disaster Quo series, for example, just haven't lived.
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:42,
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They should
visit disasterquo then, and aaarrggh...Wasps! b3ta toy site and and and....
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:45,
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Green Gilbert
Is the name of the alien, I've got a quality pic but can't host it at the minute. Can't remember where i got it from either!
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:45,
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Caught the little bugger
and he tried telling me it was the cat. NSFW?
20m
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:30,
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20m
It looks like
a sausage from where I'm sitting. Maybe I'm too far away.
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:32,
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Bondage beef
too. Which for some reason has replace Dr. Phil's Dwayne Dibbley-teeth-stylee BJ pic with one of Bondi Beach.
Must get my brain serviced.
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:46,
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Must get my brain serviced.
cool
he visits the same newsgroups as me : )
i hope he posts that one up for us
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:54,
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i hope he posts that one up for us
they thought
I was mad, entering my new 4x4 racing marmot in the desert rally, until he shot into the lead that is...
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:29,
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Woo Yay
Wassit mean ?
Or just a general expression of happiness, like a w00t!
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:32,
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Or just a general expression of happiness, like a w00t!
You should have said..
"HOWDY DOODLY DOO! Anybody like any toast?"
in an american salesman voice.
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:31,
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in an american salesman voice.
Talkie Toaster
heh heh.
I must have seen that one about a million times!
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:32,
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I must have seen that one about a million times!
I love Talky
Toaster. Didn't the bloke who played Kryten in the first series end up as the voice for Talky Toaster?
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:34,
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dont know
have'nt heard that before...
"given that life is infinate, and the universe is also infinate. my question is this... would you like some toast?"
tee hee, great!
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:36,
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"given that life is infinate, and the universe is also infinate. my question is this... would you like some toast?"
tee hee, great!
Red Dwarf
The oldest series are the best.. Talkie Toaster has been my nick since '93 but now I just use Toaster..
Care for a muffin?
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:37,
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Care for a muffin?
Mfffffffff!
I can't remember Lister's response to that...dammit....didn't it meantion bread-based derivatives or summat?
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:40,
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*falls off chair with laughter*
"oh no! help! i can't remember the entire scripts to all eps of Red Dwarf ever made! will anyone ever speak to me again?"
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:43,
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Was
that the teensiest weensiet smidgeon of sarcasm I detect there Little Miss Kitten?
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:46,
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Hehehe,
I'm even having to refresh the Blackadder cache :)
S'not summat I do intentionally, it's part of whatever mild OCD [1] I'm suffering from.
[1] Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Use this information wisely
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:49,
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S'not summat I do intentionally, it's part of whatever mild OCD [1] I'm suffering from.
[1] Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Use this information wisely
Replacing Clare Grogan was a bad move,
in my book. It all got a bit silly after the time-drive cliff hanger...
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:44,
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It seems
that the better the sfx got, the unfunnier it became.
Wait, are you trying to tell me that everbody's dead?
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:42,
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Wait, are you trying to tell me that everbody's dead?
afternoon!
Just got into work - had the morning off to wait for my new phone to be delivered, i've got it now yay!
[edit: sorry for sounding a show off but im dead chuffed!!!]
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:28,
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[edit: sorry for sounding a show off but im dead chuffed!!!]
the weebl
t-shirts what do the prices translate as into english pounds???
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:21,
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You sir?
have you ever google'd?
No?
Why not..
failing that:
clicky
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:31,
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No?
Why not..
failing that:
clicky
thank
but
20.99 USD
United States Dollars = 13.7478 GBP
United Kingdom Pounds
doesnt sound right lol
but thanks i get it now
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:34,
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20.99 USD
United States Dollars = 13.7478 GBP
United Kingdom Pounds
doesnt sound right lol
but thanks i get it now
Divide the cost
in $ by roughly 1.6 (or whatever the current exchange rate is)
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:31,
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Nickers Knackers Knockers
RIP big Les - editing works as well!!
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:23,
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I like the Smiths, but I don't know whose face that is.
Maybe I'd best laugh and pretend that I do.
AaaaHAHAHAHAhaaaa!
There, now I don't look stupid...
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:18,
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AaaaHAHAHAHAhaaaa!
There, now I don't look stupid...
nooo
i like PJ, he told Jade she was a 'seven-pinter'.
He must mean 7 pints of special brew tho
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:19,
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He must mean 7 pints of special brew tho
riots on the street of London
riots on the streets of Birmingham
....
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:19,
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....
Though I suppose riots could result from panic
therefore you're taking the song to it's logical conclusion, which may or may not also involve the hanging of DJs :)
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:29,
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Don't mind if I do. Thanks.
Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrggggghhhhhh. What do we do ?
Where shall we go ?
/coat
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:37,
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Where shall we go ?
/coat
bubblewrap is the good
i wanna suit made out of bubble wrap with the bubbly ends inwards and then i wanna roll around on the floor listening to them all pop and then i will laugh
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:16,
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I saw a greebo
with a bubble wrap coat on the other day.
He looked like a twat. Mind you, that could have had something to do with the fact he was a greebo.
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:17,
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He looked like a twat. Mind you, that could have had something to do with the fact he was a greebo.
grebo
A bit like a crusty biker, not many Gaye Bikers fans around anymore though
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:25,
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As far as me and everyone from home is concerned,
a greebo is somebody who desperately, desperately tries to be different from everybody else (due to the fact they are ugly/smelly/intolerable arseholes- delete as applicable) but fail to be different as they just follow an 'alternative' image which is already popular.
Hmmm, that wasn't clear at all. A good example of a greebo is someone who tries to be a goth. They might get the attire right, but they are still gobby annoying twats and therefore fail miserably to capture the goth image and get laughed at a lot.(anyone who knows a true goth will know they are generally pretty quiet)
Oh yeah, like I say, they try to be unique, yet you see pubs full of them, all huddled together. Very unique(!)
Rant over....
/coat
EDIT* I'll point out now, it wasn't the bubble wrap jacket that made him a greebo.
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:30,
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Hmmm, that wasn't clear at all. A good example of a greebo is someone who tries to be a goth. They might get the attire right, but they are still gobby annoying twats and therefore fail miserably to capture the goth image and get laughed at a lot.(anyone who knows a true goth will know they are generally pretty quiet)
Oh yeah, like I say, they try to be unique, yet you see pubs full of them, all huddled together. Very unique(!)
Rant over....
/coat
EDIT* I'll point out now, it wasn't the bubble wrap jacket that made him a greebo.
my personal hate
is people who call themselves "alternative".
Case study: I have a friend who describes a bunch of mates she has as "alternative types", which must be crazy shit - surely every person has to look completely different to each other and the rest of the world?
...Oh no, right, they all dress exactly the same. Oops me.
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:34,
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Case study: I have a friend who describes a bunch of mates she has as "alternative types", which must be crazy shit - surely every person has to look completely different to each other and the rest of the world?
...Oh no, right, they all dress exactly the same. Oops me.
Yeah, they sound like greebos to me.
"We're so different, we're great!......Yet we are all identical to each other"
Tossers
It isn't the image that bothers me. It's the fact that they think they are superior because they think they are being individual when they are blatantly not! Insufferable arse-monkeys!
Ah look, you've got me started again now! Excuse me whilst I count to 10 slowly.
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:40,
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Tossers
It isn't the image that bothers me. It's the fact that they think they are superior because they think they are being individual when they are blatantly not! Insufferable arse-monkeys!
Ah look, you've got me started again now! Excuse me whilst I count to 10 slowly.
'them'
yeah - ive met people like them, - i remember a group of 'individuals' who thought it was strange that i was dressed wierd in puma tracksuit and Kangol (it was my 80's breakin faze) - They didnt seem to notice that as individuals they all looked identical - but they were goth/punk.. not greebos
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:49,
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grebo
It was an 80's thing with bands like Crazyhead, Pop Will Eat Itself and Gaye Bikers and yes it was greasy and smelly as for goths I am thinking of an anti goth post now
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:36,
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?
a greebo is a goth? that dont make sense - why would a greebo wear bubblewrap - its not black? and it has bubbles? surely too bubbly for a wannagoth. I thought grebos are street bums with nothing btter to wear than bubblewrap from discarded boxes - then again , what could be btter than bubblewrap - thats the kind of greebo i aspire to be - bubbleclad peacekeeper of the streets (with meths)
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:40,
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a greeba eh!
when i become a greebo i too shall have my own coat of bubblewrap - as it is written so it shall be done..
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:24,
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weird.
Vixta said that, the other day after seeing that ad for allergies on TV!!
woo for great minds!
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:20,
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woo for great minds!
nice
bubblewrap clothing for couples so they can roll around and hear the popping and laugh - oh the fun - wheres the bubblewrap clothing store?!!!
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:44,
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I once had some
pornography in which one of the women looked like Dwayne Dibley. I really should have kept it, but I'm not into that sort of thing *ahem*
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:25,
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Ta muchly
for the mental image that's now lodged in my head :)
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:36,
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I aim to
not stain my pants.
re:post yesterday about Maps of Africa
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:43,
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re:post yesterday about Maps of Africa
that's very rude
from the normally very refined Dr P.
Is it your tight trousers getting to you ?
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:43,
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Is it your tight trousers getting to you ?
I can be naughty!
It's not just Lula and TL-unicorn who can be suggestive minxes on this board, you know. ;)
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:47,
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Fantastic.
I love the 'Here, see my flaming cucumber' picture.
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:19,
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was it a cucumber?
she looks fascinated anyway, while he looks kinda scary.
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:23,
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that
is a bit mad innit.
but it's got the Benny Hill theme tune as a midi, so it's not all bad..
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:24,
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but it's got the Benny Hill theme tune as a midi, so it's not all bad..
That makes up for the madness.
i think i'll nab that tune for my site.
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:31,
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anyone know a good programme for
converting WAV files to high quality mp3's? i got a 6 and a half minute track that needs compressing, but it only comes out as 2.5 MB when i do it on the cd writer i got now! weird...
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:13,
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yes
have a look around at www.sharewaremusicmachine.com
you will find something
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:18,
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you will find something
AudioCatalyst is good
You should be able to get a free trial from their site..
I think
[edit] fixed linky
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:18,
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I think
[edit] fixed linky
Sound forge (5.0)
is good. Perhaps a bit of overkill for what you are after doing, mind. Plus you have to somehow 'acquire' the program first...
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:23,
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musicmatch
from musicmatch.com - the free version does that nicely.
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:27,
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Woo, yay, and if
you'll allow me, houpla to being able to go home for lunch and still read b3ta 'cos of the byowty of ADSL :)
That is all.
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:11,
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That is all.
Ok, suggestions please...
I need some Summer tunes please, funky, exciting music to either mince around to, jump around to, or lie down and die to. In the Summer.
Name me some kick ass records please. :o)
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:07,
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Name me some kick ass records please. :o)
I recommend
'Does your heart go boom' by Helen Love and 'We're indie shit' by the Teen Anthems
and 'Poing' by the Rotterdam Termination Source
good bouncy records
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:09,
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and 'Poing' by the Rotterdam Termination Source
good bouncy records
Helen Love!
*boogies gently in chair singing "bang shang a lang"*
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:28,
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Perfect choice Mr.Routine.
I have that as a vocals only on MP3. How relaxing.
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:16,
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Wht, thank you....
...have you got the whole box set? I can.....ahem....'provide' it if you wish. It's incredible.
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:23,
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Luke Vibert and BJ Cole
'Stop The Panic'. classy summer stuff. also check the classic (best album by them) Red Hot Chili Peppers- 'Blood Sugar Sex Magik'.
also check out the artists on www.chromosome57.com cos they are great and Telefon Tel Aviv started out there and they're my mates.
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:10,
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also check out the artists on www.chromosome57.com cos they are great and Telefon Tel Aviv started out there and they're my mates.
My Secondary School Headmaster was called BJ Cole.
He was, as I have said before, a womble.
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:21,
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Hows about
N*E*R*D - RockStar
Puretone - Addicted to Base
I Monster - Daydream in blue
FC Kahuna - Machine Says Yes
Basement Jaxx - Get Me Off
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:11,
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Puretone - Addicted to Base
I Monster - Daydream in blue
FC Kahuna - Machine Says Yes
Basement Jaxx - Get Me Off
ooh,
basement jaxx- romeo.. that really gets me "bopping" as my mum would say
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:17,
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Theres a great
chillout version of Romeo. on most of the ministry of sound ones.
I hasten to point out i'm not usually a minitry of sound type of person, but the shillout album it quite nice...
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:33,
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I hasten to point out i'm not usually a minitry of sound type of person, but the shillout album it quite nice...
travelling
by dela soul and teenage fanclub
(anyone want guestlist for alex wilson at the jazz cafe tonight) email me at [email protected]
www.urban75.org/useless/fighter.html
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:12,
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(anyone want guestlist for alex wilson at the jazz cafe tonight) email me at [email protected]
www.urban75.org/useless/fighter.html
how about
Lemon Jelly, there album is a collection of theor 3 EP's and te artowrk on it is cool
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:20,
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absolutely ANYTHING
by the aceness that is 'A'
'fistral' or 'the springs' for chilling..
'old folks' or 'i love lake tahoe' or 'pacific ocean blue' for jumping round to (or pretty much anything else by them for that matter)
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:35,
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'fistral' or 'the springs' for chilling..
'old folks' or 'i love lake tahoe' or 'pacific ocean blue' for jumping round to (or pretty much anything else by them for that matter)
Remember those "Save it for Mondays" ads on BBC?
Done by the ginger guy from Lock, Stock...?
Is he the lead singer of A?
They're shit, but that's by the by... ;¬)
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:42,
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Is he the lead singer of A?
They're shit, but that's by the by... ;¬)
no, but i see the similarity
and i love them to bits. so feck you ;P
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