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[challenge entry] Happy Holidays
It was such a lovely day.

(tamagen, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:57, archived)
# Interesting Fact
My parents live in Kuwait. I am not Kuwaiti. I am going to Kuwait in July for a month and a half of nothing but sunbathing and diving. and hanging out on our new speedboat.
ok, that was 4 facts.
(fluff, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:10, archived)
# Erm...
Can't see the pic...
(Vixen, Mon 1 Jul 2002, 6:55, archived)
# Just in case
by antonye

Now you know.
(antonye, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:56, archived)
# tattoo
to go on your back so people know what your up to.
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:49, archived)
# an open directory
chock full of glass cocks, by the looks of things:
http://www.sparklet.com/~royce/trams/

Tch! Sloppy....
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:47, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:50, archived)
# sooo sloppy
"System to (sic) busy (bandwidth usage is to high)"
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:54, archived)
# oooh....
it's a lovely pink kei car!
(afternoon all)
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:58, archived)
# Oh sweet jesus, wtf is it!?!
(sobs uncontrollably)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:59, archived)
# I must
have that T-Shirt.
(lowey, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:03, archived)
# He looks like
me when I was ten.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:04, archived)
# Oh,
I thought it was you when you were ten.
(lowey, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:09, archived)
# Oh yes
Hardy har har.
Get back to your photocopying!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:20, archived)
# did you
munt his feet? How the hell is he standing up?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:11, archived)
# His head is
filled with helium, he's actually floating a few millimeters off the ground.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:25, archived)
# ain't you never seen alf before?
he's a friendly alien
(I helped save b3ta! beardman, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:07, archived)
# I know who Alf is.
I was referring to that thing wearing the Alf t-shirt. (sob)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:08, archived)
# can't help you there
.
(I helped save b3ta! beardman, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:21, archived)
# ive been trying
but i dont think i can improve on that.
(dickyb, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:04, archived)
# he could have TubKid
dont be fooled by his smile - he has a small suitcase full of deformed baby heads
(scabby dog, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:05, archived)
# Exactly which animal
is he defending?
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:06, archived)
# Crumbs, DM!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:09, archived)
# Helium Abuse is a tragedy of our times....
(plankton, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:34, archived)
# competition
photoshop a tattoo
http://www.20things.org/contest.html


(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:45, archived)
# hopping on that thar bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:44, archived)
# Hugo Rune. You are a persuasive bastard, talking of beer lower down the board.
*cracks open can of Stella*
/glug glu glug
mmmmmmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:44, archived)
# You know what?
I think I'll join you. Fuck work.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:46, archived)
# Here you go mate, just rolled a couple
;)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:51, archived)
# mmm
beer. Im off for a nourishing pint.
cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:03, archived)
# I just read that in an Irish accent
and pronounced pint as 'point'
what the hell is up with me?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:09, archived)
# no idea.
there's definitely no point in the Irish dialect




\coat

(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:17, archived)
# ok, last attempt.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:44, archived)
# 'kinell!
I wasn't aware there was a broadsheet version :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:45, archived)
# There isn't.
He is just very small =)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:46, archived)
# For some reason
I keep thinking that that bloke looks like David Dickensian from Binbag Hunt.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:48, archived)
# hehehe
*giggle*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:47, archived)
# milf ?
Is that the MILF out of American Pie ?
(Toaster, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:48, archived)
# Plan B
(I helped save b3ta! Natt, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:43, archived)
# i like this
i think it is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:52, archived)
# So does the fly!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:58, archived)
# hairyarsedpantflaps.
It's all sunny outside where I am - Just been sat by the thames watching people sailing boats up and down the river. Why do they get to do that when I have to do crappy training for new bugs at work? Snot fair. Going to sulk all afternoon. Sorry to share that all with you, just had to get it off my chest.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:37, archived)
# hell no
(Toaster, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:35, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaarrgh!!!!!!!!!!!!
i am so excited!!
just got the confirmation through that i have got the job i have been after!!

any good tips on resigning?
(I helped save b3ta! expf, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:33, archived)
# Piss in the filing cabinets.
Their refrences are nothing to you now!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:35, archived)
# *dashes to coffee machine for ammunition*
.
(I helped save b3ta! expf, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:37, archived)
# Your coffee machine
sells piss?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:39, archived)
# All coffee
from machines is piss, have you never tasted it.
You dont want to know whats in the vegetable soup.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:40, archived)
# Note to self,
stop pissing in the coffee machine.
(lowey, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:49, archived)
# Was it you on that video?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:54, archived)
# and
you REALLY dont wanna know whats in the Cream of Tomato soup.
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:01, archived)
# I read that as
cream of toronto soup. Someone help me.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:14, archived)
# i expect
your brew machine must be the smae as ours.
we have a little coffee gnome who comes round everyday to re-fill the machine. an interesting sight to say the least
(mad_dog, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:05, archived)
# Dear Boss.
Stuff your fucking job up your fucking arse you fucking cunt.

well, thats what I'd do
Congrats anyhow
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:36, archived)
# leave a big steaming poo
on your bosses desk along with your letter of resignation...
[edit: or for a long assed way, fill their office with styrofoam and on each little bit write "i quit!" then sign it]
(icedragon, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:36, archived)
# Make
name stickers for every one that say "hello, im a cunt" then superglue them to peoples suits.
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:36, archived)
# Masturbate and shoot your load over
your bosses computer keyboard.

while he's typing
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:36, archived)
# Christ, you'd have to be quick
for him to still be typing!
(Amerella, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:40, archived)
# Hide yourself in his office while he's out
get yourself nearly there while hidden, then jump out for the vinegar strokes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:42, archived)
# Heheh,
I see you've planned thsi carefully!
(Amerella, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:44, archived)
# "the vinegar strokes"
... a little-know tribute band there, and also a phrase I've never heard before.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:02, archived)
# apparently
it's because your face looks a bit like you've drunk a glass of vinegar.

not that i would no, being a good catholic boy
(I helped save b3ta! expf, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:08, archived)
# ah.
right.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:08, archived)
# Never?!
Sheltered life that you've led!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:10, archived)
# ye
"quickest in four counties, baby!"
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:44, archived)
# write it out
with your own personal ink made of piss and a few drops of food colouring
(skagg, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:36, archived)
# That one.
I like.

A lot.

Mwahahahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:27, archived)
# well
I always liked the 'Stick your crappy job up your big fat arse if you can find any room for it what with all the cucumbers you stick up there.... By the way, i got your whore of a daughter up the duff, and yes in case you were wondering your wifr loves it up the arse".
Always works for me
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:36, archived)
# Pee all over the managers desk
and then shout 'Thats for what you did to poor Billy!'

Then leave.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:37, archived)
# go out
in style, like michael douglas in 'falling down'

(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:38, archived)
# Dead?
With a water pistol?

Not worth it!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:45, archived)
# hmmm
good point, I meant before that bit
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:47, archived)
# He gets fired before the start of the film!
You must hate me!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:52, archived)
# waah!
ok, just forget the whole falling down thing.

hate? me? nah...
I'll just call you mr pedantics understudy
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:04, archived)
# That gets
my vote.
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:51, archived)
# run through the office
with a load of teddy bears on a string attached to your waist shouting "help help Im being chased by bears!"

then when someone asks you what you are doing tell them you resign.
(I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:40, archived)
# That has to be the winner
:-]
(I helped save b3ta! expf, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:44, archived)
# I so much want to laugh...
...but I daren't!
I think I might burst...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:46, archived)
# do that!
do that!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:49, archived)
# yeah yeah
do that
(I helped save b3ta! beardman, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:01, archived)
# cry
say how much the job meant to you, then laugh and say "not really, you shits."
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:40, archived)
# do a "Jack" from Fight Club
and get a trolley load of cool stuff from the office!
the beating yourself up part could be video'd and posted here, SimonP style!
(bhell13, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:50, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:32, archived)
# class
with a capital K
:)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:49, archived)
# Live From Butlins!
(plankton, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:31, archived)
# Agh Agh Agh Agh!
OOOlllliive!


My popeye impression just doesnt sound as good typed.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:34, archived)
# fucking
brazilians.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:30, archived)
# I take it they won?
I feckin hope so, I live opposite a Turkish club.
(Amerella, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:32, archived)
# They won.
that means they are *extra* special or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:33, archived)
# I think they only get that acclaim
when they beat Germany.
(Amerella, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:43, archived)
# Stokie or Haringey?
.
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:34, archived)
# Ooo how did you know?
I saw Stokie on't news, but not my area.
(Amerella, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:42, archived)
# you're not in Harringey
are you ?
(I helped save b3ta! fastcar, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:47, archived)
# Nearly
.
(Amerella, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:55, archived)
# London & Turkish =
one of those two areas. The Turkish community seem to have colonised the length of Green Lanes...
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:54, archived)
# Nah mate,
Green Lanes is Greek. Stokie is fully Turkish apparently, roond me they're either Turkish, Italian or from the Americas.
(Amerella, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:56, archived)
# Something to do with bikini waxing?
.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:35, archived)
# Are you sure
it's chicken?

(antonye, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:28, archived)
# haha
squawky in a basket... don't let hugo rune see that!!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:30, archived)
# stuff
you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:32, archived)
# What happened to
the video of the cremation Hugo?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:33, archived)
# shyte I forgot all about that...
Me dad has it, so will get it orf im tonight.

Bought Adobe premier specially to fook about :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:35, archived)
# K
e
w
1
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:37, archived)
# And
it doesnt look all that crispy.
I'd complain if I were you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:30, archived)
# I prefer
soup in a basket myself.
(plankton, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:33, archived)
# in six minutes and 39 seconds
he'll find out...
(dognutz, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:48, archived)
# how does one get into a site ftp please?
gotta upload my mp3 to someone's site.
(Tendency, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:26, archived)
# well you need the
sites name (or IP address)
A user name
A password
An ftp client.
Beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:27, archived)
# well
i've got the ftp (site address), got the username, got the password. but it's just a normal site. i dunno where to go to type the username and password or nuttink
(Tendency, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:31, archived)
# ummm
you are typing in ftp://"sitename or ip address"

arnt you?
(I helped save b3ta! tstar, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:34, archived)
# just use
web2ftp.com
(antonye, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:29, archived)
# you sir
are great. thank you : )
(Tendency, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:33, archived)
# I could be glass-cocking, spazzing or just plain n00b
but shouldn't this be credited to dogbomb?
clicky
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:24, archived)
# how interesting.
Thanks for the note ;)
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:32, archived)
# suicidal super puppy test 2
any suggestions? I think its missing something important.

clicky
(I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:19, archived)
# the crowd
look like a great bunch of people.
(I helped save b3ta! fastcar, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:21, archived)
# that they are
some of the intarwebs finest.
(I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:22, archived)
# 1541!!
yay! thats great weeble!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:25, archived)
# 1680
I rule!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:30, archived)
# Hahahahah
I just surpased your score by 5
(Wallz, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:33, archived)
# smart
arse :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:41, archived)
# Arrrr
smug mode
(Wallz, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:45, archived)
# 1541 this time
Its great now you have added the crowd and the twitch.

edit:
1632 now
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:22, archived)
# highscore table then?
I've just got a little niggle about something but I dont know what.
(I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:23, archived)
# perhaps a choice of animals?
or splat densities?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:31, archived)
# Urmm... things to add:
Twitching limbs on the dead puppy

Surprise endings! Randomly litter things for the dog to land on over the course, like broken glass or a bed of nails. If you hit an object, you get bonus points!

The remains from the previous 5 games stay behind
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:32, archived)
# hmm
i shall think about it. good one
(I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:35, archived)
# 1611 Woo!
Well there goes my afternoon

Edit: 1657 It definatly needs a high score table
(Wallz, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:27, archived)
# you bad man!
You hurt those puppies!
That game is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:23, archived)
# brilliant stuff, real class
any chance of a 'no sound' option, or a mini-jukebox like outrun?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:30, archived)
# oooooh
mini jukebox.
I like the different animal idea too
(I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:34, archived)
# 1685
thanks for brightening up 2.30 (14.30 military time)
(annaX, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:42, archived)

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