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# A little bit behind....
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:46, archived)
# that's one of the first Jade pics
to have made me laugh.
YOU are a FILTHY MAN, though, routine.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:49, archived)
# eurgh
That is fucking sick etc.


hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:50, archived)
# Good
Grief... An oralspong...
(Seaneeboy, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:53, archived)
# Well at least she has..
One thing going for her, she swallows!
(Jamsie, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:20, archived)
# the perfect weather
for my new outfit
(doktored, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:38, archived)
# um,
"Imagine how you'd look in our skin-tight catsuits, ultra-sexy dresses, skimpy bodies, or figure-hugging pants!"
...much like a sausage in a too-small skin, i should think.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:42, archived)
# mutton
dressed as lamb
dressed as sausage
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:44, archived)
# Don't be silly Dr. Phil
you'd look great in anything ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:45, archived)
# Or
nothing?

Ducks and covers...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:47, archived)
# I want a girlfriend
who shops there :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:44, archived)
# you know,
I saw that pic of the woman in the all-over black catsuit, and I immediately thought of you. Isn't that sweet? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:45, archived)
# Thats strange, coz I saw it
and thought of you :) hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:46, archived)
# *small shriek*
..no you didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:48, archived)
# Any girl with that


in their wardrobe, and the figure for it, is OK with me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:50, archived)
# Woe is me.
No pvc catsuits in my wardrobe.

I do own a black leather dress, mind... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:54, archived)
# Ooooh!
Stop teasing, you!

not really... keep it up by all means :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:54, archived)
# It's my JOB!
Arch-nemesis, remember!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:55, archived)
# Yes
well, you're very good at it :)

Don't you even like her shoes? I mean they're very high, sure, but they're also very nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:01, archived)
# *I* want her shoes.
As long as I only have to stand still.
Edit: Actually while I'm there I think I'll have the flared rubber catsuit too...
(Amerella, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:07, archived)
# Will you
marry me?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:10, archived)
# Yeah.
I'm kind of hankering after the catsuit too now. And if it was thick enough, it's hold the wobblier bits in, wouldn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:13, archived)
# It'd be a great outfit
for the birthday bash :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:14, archived)
# that'll be 195 of your Earth squids.
...you paying?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:19, archived)
# if you weren't taken
i'd buy it. I've spent more on an outfit for a chick before now

and she dumped me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:23, archived)
# Most people would
look good in that pose above. Even I would prolly hold my tummy in though...
(Amerella, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:16, archived)
# EUREKA
i think i found the pose i needed ...
www.domshoppe.com/design/mensharnesses/mensharnesspg1.htm

bit gay mind you ... but thats the point
(doktored, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:21, archived)
# *suddenly completely serious*
I love those shoes. Are you kidding? They're amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:08, archived)
# I absolutely agree
At last, some shoes we both *REALLY* love :)

(of course I wouldn't want them for myself :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:12, archived)
# still searching
for that devil man/bondage pose . with arms on hips........ it is an ardous job.

one of these days ill meet a goth lady
(doktored, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:46, archived)
# I've met loads
but they're all 12, unfortunately. It seems its something they just grow out of.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:48, archived)
# I think
these goths are older than 12...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:09, archived)
# According to the caption,
it's their 4th birthday. They do look strangely mature, tho'...
Mature! Bwahahahahahaaa...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:12, archived)
# I didn't say they LOOK 12
I said most of them ARE 12. Which is a real pisser.

That looks like the sort of place I frequent on a saturday, btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:18, archived)
# Are you cling-film man then....?
.
(wingnut, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:20, archived)
# No. I dress fairly casually
Jeans, t-shirt, maybe a loose shirt over the top.

if its cold, biker jacket.

Sorted :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:24, archived)
# Ah - far more sensible
than cling-film, that's for sure. Especially when in need of the bog.
(wingnut, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:35, archived)
# looks like the slimelight
only better
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:41, archived)
# no entirely worksafe
is it?
(I helped save b3ta! beardman, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:44, archived)
# hehe
yes
(doktored, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:17, archived)
# TWATS
Your all a sad bunch of geeky TWATS
(Jeff, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:37, archived)
# Thanks very much!
Your not so bad yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:38, archived)
# pedantic geeky twats
"you're"

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:39, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:41, archived)
# geeky pedants get
(dognutz, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:57, archived)
# thankyou
we are happy to be part of your geeky gang
(scabby dog, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:40, archived)
# thanks
it's taken me years to get like this and finally someone has recognised my beautiful style and personality
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:40, archived)
# we love you Jeff,
We do!
We love you Jeff,
We do...
bunnies and kittens!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:40, archived)
# Bunnies and Kittens
We love 'em, but not as much as jeff!
(Bobbie Bigguns, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:46, archived)
# so true.
If you think about it, Jeff is at the heart of all we do, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:50, archived)
# He is at the bosom
of all we do! Its simple really. Theres a nail and its been hit on the head.

Thanx to Jeff
(Bobbie Bigguns, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:00, archived)
# jeremy
spake
fan?
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:40, archived)
# geek not
i am you will find
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:42, archived)
# Ahhhhh. In 'e nice ?
Can we keep him ?
Can we? Can we?
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:43, archived)
# shame......
....poor use of the word "your", surely "you are" or "you're" would suffice?
(Airshod, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:44, archived)
# so jeff
wat do u think is better unix or nt?
(doktored, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:45, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahaha

[technically unix, but nt is far easier to use]
(I helped save b3ta! beardman, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:47, archived)
# .........
> SELECT * FROM jeff WHERE humour > 0
0 rows returned
(redifusion, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:48, archived)
# .....................................................................
> UPDATE Jeff SET humour = 1
Server: Msg 208, Level 16, State 1, Line 1
Invalid object name 'Jeff'.
..............................
(I helped save b3ta! armaitus Sheep Casings!, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:55, archived)
# thanks for that
.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:49, archived)
# Wow! Now you can register under a different name
and we'll all treat you like you were one of us, but you'll be laughing at us behind our collective backs! Wouldn't that be fun, huh Jeff?
I wish I was you...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:56, archived)
# For all we know, it was one of us anyway
having a 'laugh'! I am suspicious of you all now. (glares at everyone and waves a finger accusingly)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:59, archived)
# Woops! I may have inadvertantly released The Fear
on to the board! Sorry...
Runs away to hide from The Fear...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:03, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:33, archived)
# Chuckle
There's some top stuff on the board today.
Tip Top.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:35, archived)
# *lowers the average*
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:49, archived)
# Who is that?
Looks like a chubbier version of a girl I slept with last week.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:55, archived)
# that's
the one
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:59, archived)
# I wouldn't say no,
but then again, I very rarely do.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:02, archived)
# Did she have a
'tash and beard too?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:07, archived)
# Nope,
nice n' smooth. :)

But alas, she blew me out. Ah well, life goes on. Lucky I have a back up ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:23, archived)
# Ski Jump
Unknown to many, the flying squirrel is a natural adept at the ski jump.
(Roamerick, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:28, archived)
# heehee
heh
(I helped save b3ta! chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:31, archived)
# ooh ooh
can I have the orignal picture please?
(I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:32, archived)
# hahaha
hahahahahahahahaha again! woo and yay in shovel loads to you.
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:33, archived)
# Nice
One, Woo
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:35, archived)
# Both Woo and...
(I helped save b3ta! Natt, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:53, archived)
# I'd like to see the ladies in this top
(I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:27, archived)
# I'd wear one
:)
(wingnut, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:32, archived)
# i've had that music thing open
since you posted it this morning.

its driving me mad, but its worth it because the girl in the office keeps coming in and asking "what's that noise?"
(I helped save b3ta! beardman, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:33, archived)
# heh
nice work
(I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:35, archived)
# Can I get
me one of those ordered!!!
(Bobbie Bigguns, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:36, archived)
# if you must
but.... oh never mind

www.cafepress.com/cp/store/productdetail.aspx?prodno=sillyweebl.2564188
(I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:03, archived)
# I'm telling you man,
..it was fucking massive.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:27, archived)
# hehehehehe :)
me like
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:29, archived)
# Heh!
Happy Fat Kid inflatable fun.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:32, archived)
# separated at birth?
Seperated At Birth?
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:25, archived)
# After Plan B

For those who said they liked the first...
(I helped save b3ta! Natt, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:24, archived)
# Oh dear!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:25, archived)
# i like both!
both are good!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:27, archived)
# anyone know
of a way to get free wap access?
it just cost me about £2 for just over a minutes worth of surfing!!!
(icedragon, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:23, archived)
# Steal a WAP phone?
Also.. if batman hit a baddie with a mobile phone, would it go "WAP!"? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:25, archived)
# thats one of those good idea /bad idea things
isnt it...
(icedragon, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:26, archived)
# steal someone else's phone
although you *might* get in a spot of bother
(I helped save b3ta! beardman, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:25, archived)
# i'm on genie (now 02)
and i get completley free WAP access (within reasonable limits) and 600 free texts a month free and 10 mins of off peak calls a day free for £20 a month - and my handset was free 3330
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:29, archived)
# Why.....
...when you are sat at a machine that has full-colour, fast, interesting web-access, would you want to fuck about with WAP? Let's be honest, it's fucking rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:30, archived)
# hear hear
it's like slow, small, black & white ceefax but not as good
(I helped save b3ta! adverse_camber, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:33, archived)
# just trying it out
i've never had a wap phone before...
(icedragon, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:34, archived)
# pearls of spake advice.
I have no idea what a fun toy is, but it sounds classier than dildo
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:19, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:17, archived)
# nice!
quick, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:19, archived)
# Yeah! They don't call me Mr. Quick
at all
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:20, archived)
# no.
course not. Never heard anyone say that. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:21, archived)
# who's that
Is it Fat Roland from Grange Hill I saw him in some magazine as apparently he is a dj now
(Alienboy, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:29, archived)
# , . , . , . , . , . , . , .
You seem to be in need of a few of these!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:32, archived)
# BOO!
I didn't know there was a puncuation monitor.
(Alienboy, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:06, archived)
# Its the kid from the land of
further down the page.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:32, archived)
# He's so heavy
He's fallen off the bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:36, archived)
# .
(plankton, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:07, archived)
# YOU KILLED MY BROTHER!!!


shit.
(I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:05, archived)
# This is genius!
Have an understated
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:12, archived)
# woo and
yay to the post, and the Speccy woo yay as well
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:17, archived)
# it's great an' all,
but what's the big black line coming out of his shoulder?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:18, archived)
# It's the sword holding thingy.
Or something.
(Amerella, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:19, archived)
# scabbard!
That's the bunny. Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:21, archived)
# thats what it is
looks better in the bigger image. yaarrrr
(I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:30, archived)
# The Scabbard.
'Scuse my spelling, but you know what I mean (I might even have spelt it right!)...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:21, archived)
# aerial
It's radio controlled intit.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:20, archived)
# Bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:03, archived)
# bastad..
I was 5 minutes behind (HA) you..
Danm. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:16, archived)
# Over Sponged!
(I helped save b3ta! JayBeeEmm, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:02, archived)
# that's very nice, that is.
Probably pretty horrific to witness in reality, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:06, archived)
# Possible TimeSpaz....
Can't be arsed checking to see if this has already been posted..

www.thetoque.com/020625/tattoo.htm
(I helped save b3ta! kplex, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:02, archived)
# Tattoo Design.
Simple, but to the point{less)

Mmm... Needles!
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:01, archived)
# she has to go somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Fancyteeth, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:59, archived)
# aaah!
That is fucking sick!

BTW, I love your style. Jolly Good Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:01, archived)
# That made me giggle like a little girl
good stuff =)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:01, archived)
# I have to tell you,
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:02, archived)
# wierd
I saw Johnny Depp yesterday (he's in Richmond filming Neverland apparently).

Good looking bastard.
(jim, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:10, archived)
# is he?
never understood that one myself. Mind you I don't fancy Brad Pitt or George Clooney either.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:14, archived)
# Yes he is,
I'm surprised you don't like him at all, he's not exactly you're average looking bloke.
(Amerella, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:18, archived)
# If I were a woman, I'd definately fancy Johnny Depp.
I envy his sex appeal...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:18, archived)
# nah
neither does my wife - and she didn't fancy Johnny Depp until she saw him in real life yesterday.

</grumble>
(jim, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:18, archived)
# You bugger
I was talking to someone on the phone when I looked at that, I had to put them on hold whilst I pissed myself.

(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:02, archived)
# jeanie
us!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:04, archived)
# brill
iant
(RowdsterDelux, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:04, archived)
# yup thats a definate..
(Jamsie, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:10, archived)
# shocking
(good though)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:10, archived)
# wic
ked
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:11, archived)
# where do you get all those cheesy pics?
Do you work for a pension fund?
(Shaolin_Bukkake, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:14, archived)
# funny as fuck
well done that man.
(Airshod, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:36, archived)
# Isn't the flibzenger working?
Or is it just my pc grinding to a halt again?
(Amerella, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:58, archived)
# no
it's fucked again.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:00, archived)
# Heh,
just started working again ;)
(Amerella, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:03, archived)
# Me too
I am suffering too
(Bobbie Bigguns, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:04, archived)

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