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As I am a lazy cunt and can't be arsed trawling through the archives.
My new job has the unusual policy of shooting you in the eye if you so much look at the internet or brush it with your fingers so unfortunately I am missing loads of stuff.
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:33,
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My new job has the unusual policy of shooting you in the eye if you so much look at the internet or brush it with your fingers so unfortunately I am missing loads of stuff.
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sogned up with the mafia have you.
I nearly spelt that mathia - which persumably would be a criminal bunch of mathmaticians or something
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:35,
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I nearly spelt that mathia - which persumably would be a criminal bunch of mathmaticians or something
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You'll wake up with a calculator on your pillow
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:45,
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I used to eat the credit card ones. I've eaten 2, y'know. never again.
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:54,
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but then you'd have to work it out with a pencil!
ba dum tsh!
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:01,
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ba dum tsh!
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If you have sex twice in one night.. Does that mean that its the 2nd coming of Jesus?
i'll get my coat now
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:37,
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i'll get my coat now
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Once is enough for her
Don't want her getting greedy.
PLus she won't have time to do it a second time with all the washing and ironing she has to do.
And who the fuck is Jeff?
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:38,
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Don't want her getting greedy.
PLus she won't have time to do it a second time with all the washing and ironing she has to do.
And who the fuck is Jeff?
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... for keeping the little bastard busy while I blow tramps for ciggies. It's appreciated. The poor dear just doesn't understand that Mummy has to work and public tantrums can be so very embarrasing.
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:32,
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So I dedicate this song to b3ta.com, it's board and all b3tans...
Gerry and the Pacemakers - I Like It
The chorus is poignant and truthful, as are the last two thirds of the lyrics.
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:30,
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Gerry and the Pacemakers - I Like It
The chorus is poignant and truthful, as are the last two thirds of the lyrics.
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a terribly nice bunch of people you are. And talented too.
Do you get paid to do this all day?
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:29,
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Do you get paid to do this all day?
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Excuse me not typing for a moment due to excessive laughter.
No, we dont get paid.
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:30,
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No, we dont get paid.
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We generally get paid to DO other things but b3ta instead its rite graidly!
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:31,
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and i just get room and board and all the hummus i can steal ;)
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:36,
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so you do this for free, and for fun?
In that case Jeff was wrong about you. If I ever see him I'll tell him so.
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:35,
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In that case Jeff was wrong about you. If I ever see him I'll tell him so.
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that you may be the man himself.
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:37,
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very rude of you. Especially after all the nice things I said.
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:39,
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as it seems
if you know what i mean and i think you do
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:46,
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if you know what i mean and i think you do
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and if anyone else is, I'm having WORDS with rob...
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:34,
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Hmm, I think I've heard of that but no... no I have no experience of it here.
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:35,
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Put him into a destroyed city, than it´s a demoolishion MOO YAY
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:36,
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That's better, I feel much lighter. so I take it everyone here's doing a shite load of work?
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:25,
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What do you take me for.......
don't answer that.
Yes I did, it took a couple of attempts though. bloody quorn
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:30,
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don't answer that.
Yes I did, it took a couple of attempts though. bloody quorn
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Who just went to the loo and forgot to wipe the seat?
and they didn't put it down.
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:32,
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and they didn't put it down.
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another (half)day gone by.
im off.
you may see me later - you may not.
Toodles!
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:22,
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im off.
you may see me later - you may not.
Toodles!
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very nice.
I had ths startling realisation the other day, that 2 of my favourite ever films star him, Mike from Neighbours, Guy thingy.
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:29,
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I had ths startling realisation the other day, that 2 of my favourite ever films star him, Mike from Neighbours, Guy thingy.
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he was the lead. Sorry, but I like that film.
/runs. hides./
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:47,
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/runs. hides./
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I've always always always thought it was the same guy! Well *now* I feel stoopid :)
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:53,
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would like to time spaz cos i just found a pic a thought id lost :D
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[EDIT] VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:16,
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[EDIT] VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
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I fancy a new desktop, after vulga said what he said earlier, can I pinch it?
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:25,
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just had a nice wander down the job centre and been told i can have some nice money for free :) have i missed anything interesting?
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:14,
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calling everyone twats
[edit: oh and i turned up after having the morning off]
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:15,
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[edit: oh and i turned up after having the morning off]
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but it's off the same site and it's WELL NICE...
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...just to cheer you up!
[edit] bun on top of head looks much sexier than pigtails to me...
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:25,
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...just to cheer you up!
[edit] bun on top of head looks much sexier than pigtails to me...
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I'm gonna be thinking about that all night now.
time for a cold shower, Brrrrr...
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:28,
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time for a cold shower, Brrrrr...
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PPHHHWWWOOOOAAAAARRR.
Eyes down for a full house.
Matron.
Tight squeeze?
Nurse, the screens.
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:28,
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Eyes down for a full house.
Matron.
Tight squeeze?
Nurse, the screens.
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hair is nowhere near as sexy as looooong plaits.
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:30,
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for men to find them sexy, you know.
You'd look great with them :)
That bird that I spent a load of money on an outfit for in that other thread, now SHE looked sexy with plaits (well, she did anyway, but..), yeah, its enough to make you fall to your knees.
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:36,
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You'd look great with them :)
That bird that I spent a load of money on an outfit for in that other thread, now SHE looked sexy with plaits (well, she did anyway, but..), yeah, its enough to make you fall to your knees.
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They'd be like rat's tails on me - not a lucious enough bonce. But it is kind of you to say so. I have such a tickled grin on my face now.
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:40,
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in the old days when i was a clubbing fag hag. Gay men used to love it.
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:38,
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half my friends were gay and the other half were straightedge american hardcore punk lovers.
Ohhh, those were the days.
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:46,
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Ohhh, those were the days.
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in Black PVC catsuit out of my head, can't concentrate at the moment
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:20,
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"only" PVC cat suits? hehe, PVC cat suits should be enough, but ON TOP of that, check out the marvelous front page!
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:17,
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that you don't necessarily wear it for too long...? Like really good undies, you can keep them on or not as you wish?
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:37,
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if you're not wearing pants..
it's a bit more obvious if you take your trousers off in the middle of a club...
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:40,
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it's a bit more obvious if you take your trousers off in the middle of a club...
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is undoubtedly true.
I gave up wearing my leather stuff for clubbing, I was always paranoid about cigarette burns etc. and it really was toooooo hot...
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:41,
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I gave up wearing my leather stuff for clubbing, I was always paranoid about cigarette burns etc. and it really was toooooo hot...
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it was splitting i was scared of!
and the heat-especially in a club that usually has sweat running down the walls anyway, it's not worth thinking about
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:46,
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and the heat-especially in a club that usually has sweat running down the walls anyway, it's not worth thinking about
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but its pronounced throatwarbler mangrove.
Tee hee! Look at me! Aren't I naughty? I quoted python!
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:28,
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Tee hee! Look at me! Aren't I naughty? I quoted python!
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Nasty Jeff, don't know who he was, but Apologetic Jeff, that was me.
Was trying to irritate and confuse the real Jeff, not confuse everyone else.
Feel better now.
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:11,
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Was trying to irritate and confuse the real Jeff, not confuse everyone else.
Feel better now.
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But you made everyone feel better so we'll let you off
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:13,
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by his sudden eloquence and ability to spell.
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:14,
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what does it say? Someone, anyone?
[edit]um... the lamer geels?
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:17,
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[edit]um... the lamer geels?
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"I am an elite hexer(good thing) and you are lamers(bad thing)"
...am I getting better at this?
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:32,
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...am I getting better at this?
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haxx0rs are what 5kr1pT K1dd1e5 (script kiddies) call themselves. For the rest you are spot on!
Have a marmot.
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:44,
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Have a marmot.
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if he ever comes back, no-one will believe it's him
(hee hee)
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:20,
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(hee hee)
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Isnt that what the Arabs call camel shit ot Llama shit or something...or am I being needlessly offensive.
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:24,
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llama shit in the shape of a donkeys dick.
see ya all later
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:37,
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see ya all later
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I came across this guy. He harms kittens. Look at that black eye!
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:10,
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but who's the twat with the glasses next to him?
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:14,
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it cheered me up no end. Thanks tomdog.
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:15,
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but the woman halfway through looks like she's in the shining...
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:16,
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i hadn't noticed how sinister that picture can look, actually...
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:32,
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I didn't realise it was *really* her. now I just feel stupid...
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:43,
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but thanks for the directions
I'm impressed there's even a flunky
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:09,
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I'm impressed there's even a flunky
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When I installed XP and went to b3ta for the first time, I clicked 'no' when asked if I wanted windows to remember my password for this site. Is there any way I can now change this because it is now driving me FUCKING mad.
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:06,
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just take xp off, and put it back on again. Next time you visit here, say "yes bob", and hey presto, problem solved!
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:08,
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The obvious solution.
(Sorry, no clue! have you tried on the Settings panel?)
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:08,
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(Sorry, no clue! have you tried on the Settings panel?)
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XP as its shite and put on a half decent operating system
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:09,
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might work.
Or hold your nose and count to 3.
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:11,
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Or hold your nose and count to 3.
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to do with the autocomplete settings in Internet Explorer settings.
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:12,
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delete your cookies. I wouldn't listen to be though, bit of a jinx.
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:12,
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Give a little love.
Get down tonight.
That should sort it.
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:17,
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Get down tonight.
That should sort it.
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Hahaha that's brilliant!
Thank you :-)
I'll have to return the favour some how
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:40,
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Thank you :-)
I'll have to return the favour some how
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but Folkmanis make great puppets...thats if you like sticking your hand up a fabricated felt false animals arse.
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:08,
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me want me WANT!!!
so good those are.. would like loads
btw - u lot are going to meet ringtailedwheema at the B3ta bash - hehe
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:13,
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so good those are.. would like loads
btw - u lot are going to meet ringtailedwheema at the B3ta bash - hehe
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the dogs engorged vulva.
I sense a new b3ta phrase in the making.
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:06,
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I sense a new b3ta phrase in the making.
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That phrase is the dog's vulva.
see? Already adopted it!
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:07,
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see? Already adopted it!
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'Jeff thinks You're a cunt' but the dogs vulva has a certain ring to it.
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:09,
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"Jeff says you're a dogs vulva"?
best of both worlds!
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:11,
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best of both worlds!
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but I think "engorged" is the word that really makes that phrase, and it shouldn't be left out.
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:11,
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You are a shining paragon among B3TA wives. I, on the other hand, am just a pimply fifteen-year-old with a personality disorder, who is not fit even to look at you. Through tinted glass.
I am very, very sorry.
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:01,
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I am very, very sorry.
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she's out. has been for hours.
be nice or piss off, as we are all fluffy on this board, and we supress any angst we may feel, so as NOT to be like other messageboards, with (mostly) our own interpretations of humour, and is full of really wonderful people, who are really nice in real life too, but like kittens, we can also be very vicious.
are you going to be nicer to everyone now?
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Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:06,
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be nice or piss off, as we are all fluffy on this board, and we supress any angst we may feel, so as NOT to be like other messageboards, with (mostly) our own interpretations of humour, and is full of really wonderful people, who are really nice in real life too, but like kittens, we can also be very vicious.
are you going to be nicer to everyone now?
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