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# anyone else into rodent/heavy metal mash-ups?


It seems to have hidden all of his warts.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:13, archived)
# /sings
Motorhead, you can call me, Motorhead, all right...
etc.
Woo!

tJ: why is the board so slow today? is it b0rked for people?
(Withiel assumes the position!, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:16, archived)
# Motordead!
I just discovered another name for a skunk- wood pussy.

wood pussy. wood pussy. Tra la la la la.

YAY.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:16, archived)
# I know im gonna lose, and jumping off cliffs is for fools
but thats the way I like it baby, I don't wanna lem forever


(I helped save b3ta! Randomgazz, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:16, archived)
# oo hmr Eddy,
you are quite the gennulman...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:27, archived)
# he was only holding a sign.....

(khjkjkjkjk, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:11, archived)
# aha
ahahahahahah




woo!
(Gimbo, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:35, archived)
# bored, therefore badly drawn crude propaganda
(Withiel assumes the position!, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:06, archived)
#

I'd make something better, but potato shop isn't working
(Naughty Tortoise, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:02, archived)
# humm.... smells like team spirit


thought if this when I found this today:

www.biomedcentral.com/news/20020717/01/
(Elwood buttering parsnips since, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:59, archived)
#
make a change!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:39, archived)
# It would be rad if you wazzocks would help me...
I posted this on 4rthur during the b3taout yesterday but got mostly unhelpful people filling in pure silliness.
I hope that you here are more inclined to dredge your memories for retro slang, and be my slang repository filling bitches.
My Retro Slang Repository - currently very empty.
At least if you are putting silliness in, make it funny, clever silliness
(pseudosocrates, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:57, archived)
# haven't seen anything like that
in yonks.
(I helped save b3ta! smello, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:05, archived)
# we'll start with the chuff ones first


Anyone for a quick snack?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:56, archived)
# ouch
oh god the punnery
(Ush, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:47, archived)
# grinapillar
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:55, archived)
# yaaaaaaay!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:02, archived)
# thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:12, archived)
# eeee
op fella!

Giz a grin!
(I helped save b3ta! slippery doctore, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:21, archived)
# Have a beauty
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:54, archived)
# I knew it
I knew it all along. Michael must be so proud.
(I helped save b3ta! naeonlite, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:55, archived)
# ARRRGGHHH
TEH GOATSE
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:55, archived)
# The hands!
What have you created!?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:55, archived)
# woo
www.b3ta.com/board/3722559
(guinea, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:57, archived)
# Es muchos glasscockos.
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:02, archived)
# You do love those hands, don't you?
*shudders*
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:00, archived)
# The hands are good, cracking!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:01, archived)
# leafblowing lazers....
(I helped save b3ta! savagehenry, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:53, archived)
# too much work
for such a dreadful pun

(I helped save b3ta! naeonlite, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:52, archived)
# That is
simply marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! squirrels emit silent screams has updog, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:53, archived)
# i would.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:54, archived)
# seconded
(Naughty Tortoise, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:07, archived)
# Good ol' Mr Peanut
(I helped save b3ta! squirrels emit silent screams has updog, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:50, archived)
# Monkey see, monkey ork!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:52, archived)
# Ha!
you reminded me, I never got around to posting this:
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:10, archived)
# WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
aaaaah i feel happy again!!
(Ush, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:49, archived)
# yeehaw!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:47, archived)
# wooow
and wooo
(cheese toothed toucan, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:48, archived)
# is he allowing it
to run on its merits?
(I helped save b3ta! Bling Blong Bling Blong, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:49, archived)
# rock on!
Mahvelous.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:49, archived)
# "hes got a ticket to ride"
(I helped save b3ta! savagehenry, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:50, archived)
# Yaaay!
Thats ace. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:51, archived)
# proper wicked,
woo

BTW anyone seen goatse on the cover of this weeks Time magazine.

edit: www.time.com/time/magazine/archive/covers/0,16641,1101040920,00.html
(guinea, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:54, archived)
# Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:02, archived)
# woo ride 'em jeremy!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:54, archived)
#

sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:46, archived)
# haha
its true coz its funny
(I helped save b3ta! Bling Blong Bling Blong, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:46, archived)
# Who puts dice in the back?
kids today eh?
(duffer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:47, archived)
# :\
if you think thats odd then you should see what my crazy neighbour puts in her metro! GIANT FUCKING CLUMPS OF CHEESE!!! she claims the smell seizes off police when she's speeding!

*scared*
(quiet_snails, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:53, archived)
# Does she scream in the middle of ther night?
And claim to be the messiah?

My neighbour may just be more scary than yours....
(Nursie, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:14, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:50, archived)
# 80's music video


Also could any of you kind kind people see fit to help poor little me out and click-through to the Shaun of the Dead Official Website. I'm trying to earn enough points on their Fan Pimp site for a T-Shirt. Pweeeeeese. I'd be very greatful.
P.S. Thanks to those who already did it yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:46, archived)
# jeepers creepers....
sing along everyone..."her name is brillo"
(I helped save b3ta! savagehenry, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:48, archived)
# And another...
(Bob Bobinson, feel's unloved, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:44, archived)
# I too
like weird animals
(duffer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:45, archived)
# I"m into animal hybreds now...
(Bob Bobinson, feel's unloved, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and rather shit, a topical challenge entry...
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:37, archived)
# pffh that's not shit!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:38, archived)
# Why, thankyou!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:44, archived)
# wowsers
that's great!

If you look at really hard at it, it looks like the bloke being chased has two mouths. One scared and one smiling.

I'd get that tagged
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:38, archived)
# He is accepting
his impending death by ripping apart (quick and humane, no doubt), and is entering a state of bliss.

Or he's just fat.
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:41, archived)
# Thats
better quality that i could ever come up for superdude: he comic
(I helped save b3ta! Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:39, archived)
# Do not delude yourself.
That's brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:39, archived)
# Very nice of you to say so.
Much thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:44, archived)
# bloody brilliant
(Sticky-fingers, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:50, archived)
# If that's shit, more of it please!
Woo-yay to a brill pic!
(Chuckman, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:45, archived)
# STOP THESE STEALING SHITS NOW!
Once again i open up my copy of zoo weekly and turn to the jpeg secton. What do i see?. More lazy arse b3tans stealing others work and sending it in for zoo to publish. Now i for one wouldn't mind having my work published in zoo (if it was any good) but for others to send it without asking is out of order. So hear my message, content stealers, if u wish to send off our work EMAIL US, IT AINT HARD.
(I helped save b3ta! Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:35, archived)
# *nods in agreement*
*wipes a tear away, knowing none of his work will ever be poached*

You make a good point.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:37, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Bling Blong Bling Blong, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:39, archived)
# applauds
any chance of a new cartoon?
(incredible wrongun, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:39, archived)
# wot
a superdude cartoon?
(I helped save b3ta! Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:45, archived)
# name and shame them!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:39, archived)
# would you care to scan it in or describe exactly what examples of this you've witnessed
Any image that appears on the front page and many off the board get e-mailed around to people's friends often without mentioning a particular poster's name.
Any Kudos from getting an image published in a magazine remains with the creator whether they ever realise it or not.
Think of it as getting a different kind of front page.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:41, archived)
# yea
i aint got a scan but one was the wayne roony/shrek one and the other was the cornish pasty sunrise
(I helped save b3ta! Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:44, archived)
# well like I said,
that the image gets printed is only a compliment to the creator. Most of the source images people use are taken from other sites to begin with so 'stealing' is not really something we can take the moral highground over unless someone was trying to use it for profit.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:48, archived)
# therre is a thing at the patent office
you can copy someone else's concept and then refine or improve it, so long as it has been shown to have employed 'an inventive step'. For example, a watch with a USB flash drive in it. The inventor of the watch can't sue, and neither can the inventor of the USB flash drive.

Doing things to images to change their meaning for entertainment purposes is an inventive step. Taking a picture of a monkey needs a steady hand, equipment and an eye for a good picture. Turning the monkey picture into a pic of Yasser Arafat is skill. Pimping off someone else's skills is wrong.

I rest my case, m'lud
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:04, archived)
# I feel like a dick posting entries
to the b3ta board with my e-mail but it is precisely because I'm concerned about having stuff nicked that I do it... I have had gags from my website stolen for two different TV shows that I know of, so I appreciate what you're saying brother.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:49, archived)
# I had a whole concept for a TV series stolen once
(well not quite but it was rather coincidental)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:53, archived)
# bastards
that cornish pasty flood defence one was mine.

the cunts.

is it in this weeks edition? i might have to go and get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:50, archived)
# post it please
I never saw it!
(I helped save b3ta! Bling Blong Bling Blong, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:52, archived)
# i don;t think i have a copy of it, it was on UKdragon.
it was a throwaway piece, but would be nice to see in print.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:53, archived)
# then ye shall have to suffer the humility
of letting the shop person know you are buying it!
(I helped save b3ta! Bling Blong Bling Blong, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:54, archived)
# this is true
*hangs head in shame*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:55, archived)
# scan it
scan it hard!!!

please
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:51, archived)
# Any anguish resulting from reading Zoo magazine
is deserved.
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:51, archived)

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