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[challenge entry]


Was the board borked for everyone earlier, or was it just our house?
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:12, archived)
# Yes, it really was borked for most people.
Nice picture.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:12, archived)
# it was just you
and the rest of the world too

and woo pic :~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:13, archived)
# Damn,
and I thought I was special...
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:19, archived)
# Hahaha, woo!
And i got two different kinds of borkages, so did everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:13, archived)
# Oooh, what was your secret bonus borkage?
And I'm sure a million* people must have told you that the solution to your dilemas is to download a better browser. And you've probably replied that you're on a uni computer or something similar. So I won't make the same comment.

*may be slight exaggeration
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:19, archived)
# Just that originally it was an SQL error, then afterwards it was a connection error.
And I use firefox; I hate IE because it makes my sites not work.. *grr*
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:22, archived)
# No it was borked
It was Friday afternoon though I often have bother then
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:13, archived)
# Server too damn busy
Is the message to all.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:15, archived)
[challenge entry] its a forgon conclusion
(mcjhn, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:06, archived)
# Ray Mear
Garaunteed.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:07, archived)
# hahaha!
that made me laugh!
(I helped save b3ta! ChairmanMiaow Stop! Look! Kitten!, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:07, archived)
# Wonderful!
Remember to put it in the competition
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:08, archived)
# Mears would win, no contest.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:09, archived)
# .
*sets as background*

genius
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Good Ol' Dave
(Hartlepool15 aka []Chips[] So you don't have to, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:05, archived)
# Dr Evil?
Seamen less.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:16, archived)
# Or
D.evil (Devil)
(Hartlepool15 aka []Chips[] So you don't have to, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:17, archived)
# ...
fd
(Hairy Midget, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:04, archived)
# arf!
(brazzin, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:12, archived)
# this compotition
should have been:
'replace (or add) the word 'cunt' to the title of any film to make it more interesting. We have spent ages in ye olde common room coming up with new suggestions.
And the next week, do the same with songs.
my one and only example: Smells like teen cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! siredsmithjr, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:12, archived)
[challenge entry] apologetically yours
Dirty
thanks for justifying myshitshoppery,I'm off to bed, nite all
(doobydooby, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:04, archived)
# Dirty Harry Hill?
I don't know about that, but I think he's hilarious.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:05, archived)
# hilarious?
Personally I think he's shit.

*edit: And he's ruining the legacy of badgers.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:06, archived)
# me too
but each to their own
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:08, archived)
# He has badgers.
Of course he is hilarious.
Plus the Miss.World sketch.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:07, archived)
# Step four
Here I am, stroking Miss. World's face with my finger through a plastic cat
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:08, archived)
# I was waiting for you to say that.
Seeing as it was your MSN tag for about a week.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:09, archived)
# :D
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:10, archived)
# Erm...
I can't make the Leeds bash...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:10, archived)
# I'm leaving at 18.40pm anyway.
So you won't be missed (by me). Teehee!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:11, archived)
# Damned straight
Seeing him live is the closest I've come to pissing my pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:08, archived)
# Lucky munt
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:09, archived)
# I saw him live some years ago
at a small stand up venue. I went for a pee while another act was on and there was the man himself taking a piss.
I of course chose the adjacent urinal and annoyed him by talking to him and looking at his cock. He isn't funny off stage.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:13, archived)
# I guess
it's lucky ya didn't laugh at his old chap!
just a guess myself, not being a cock-spotter!
nice use of the term stand up!
(doobydooby, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:28, archived)
# Dirty Harry! Bad Harry!
ON YOUR BED!
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:22, archived)
# This took ages

And turned out badly
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:59, archived)
# Your definition of "badly"
is clearly wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:00, archived)
# Thats ace.
Mmmmm Soup.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:00, archived)
# that is cocking awesome
woo yay houpla
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:00, archived)
# That's clearly superb!
Woo for you and woo for soup!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:01, archived)
# That's amazingly
well executed!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:01, archived)
# nicely done!!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:01, archived)
# Whooshka!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:02, archived)
# hahah, hatstand
woo!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:02, archived)
# Badly scmadly!
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:02, archived)
# Mmmmm!
Chicken noodle woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ChairmanMiaow Stop! Look! Kitten!, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:02, archived)
# that is ace
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:02, archived)
# Pah, tis most excellent.
And chance for a cheeky tenuous repost too ;)

(Marwood, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:03, archived)
# I've not seen it, therefore it's not tenuous.
It also made me chuckle - hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:04, archived)
# god damn
that's a lot of soup!

turned out very well, I think
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Not as sure about this one.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:59, archived)
# oooh great, compo?
not seen any of your food for a while, did you reach your limit?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:01, archived)
# Unfortunately she did :(
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:02, archived)
# Thanks for reminding me...
... and yes, I completed the series unfortunately.
But the site is still up and running if you're missing them!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:02, archived)
# YAY
i'll look when i'm less brain dead! (still slightly distressed from seeing bad film)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:04, archived)
# nice one
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:02, archived)
[challenge entry] A bit too obvious maybe. I hope it hasn't been done several times already.
(Lan'smoustache, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:58, archived)
# Just the once
If I know rightly
(I like yours better anyway but keep that quiet)
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:58, archived)
# HOI!
You mean my piss-poor attempt?
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:01, archived)
# Yes
Yes I do :)
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:06, archived)
# WOO YAY!
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:00, archived)
# HONK
oh dear christ, i think i might have to block b3ta
this is too good, bestest compo ever

100% fact
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:00, archived)
# WE ARE ALL
INDIVIDUAL!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:02, archived)
# He's not the messiah
he's a very noisy boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:02, archived)
# Oooh,
I likes that, I does
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:26, archived)
# same shit different day


inspired by cheb

(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:56, archived)
# That girl
is sure to be a meme soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:57, archived)
# nah
you can't see enough of her face
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:59, archived)
# orgasm girl
the new 'sturdy girl'?
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:59, archived)
# I *heart* Sturdy Girl
(Marwood, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:00, archived)
# me too
haven't seen her in a while though
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:03, archived)
# NEVER!
There can be only one Goddess of the mountain top!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:00, archived)
# and she is indeed sturdy
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:05, archived)
# *fwaps*
dream combo :~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:07, archived)
# GAH!
You can't make a meme, you mean "that girl is going to be a source pic used repeatedly by everyone"
(Marwood, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:59, archived)
# I've been watching this film since March 20, 2003, and I've still not seen any norks........


will link if you think it's not work safe.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:54, archived)
# erm...
(drnuclear, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:57, archived)
# HA HA HA
Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:58, archived)
# mmmmff
source pic?
(doobydooby, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Technically it's a Mini Cooper not a Mini Metro


But I couldn't bring myself to shop a Metro and force it upon you.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:54, archived)
# he loves teh bowling
(I helped save b3ta! ChairmanMiaow Stop! Look! Kitten!, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:54, archived)
# oh be jesbus
*dead*


(possibly the best thing ever, bar chese)
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:55, archived)
# Hooray!



Yours is much better though.
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:56, archived)
# dammit!
now I'm wondering whether it's mindpiss or blatant plagiarism? Going to convince myself mindpiss is the answer!
Woo to yours too!
(I helped save b3ta! ChairmanMiaow Stop! Look! Kitten!, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:59, archived)
# great minds think alike
and B3tans have the greatest minds...
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:04, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:04, archived)
# Yay! NUMBER THREE BINDUN!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:58, archived)
# almost
certainly plagiarism then...
and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ChairmanMiaow Stop! Look! Kitten!, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:00, archived)
# Nah, just good old mindpiss, mate!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:00, archived)
#
(m4shup look out stomach, here come banana, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:59, archived)
[challenge entry] A couple of pearoasts for the compo...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:53, archived)
# That dude on the left isn't bad.
Mmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:19, archived)
# Hmmm...
What other prgrams, or "appliances" do you guys use with photoshop? Like some kind of electonical sketchpad, because some of these 'shops are too good for just using your mouse...
(The-Prosecutor, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:53, archived)
# i use a mouse
and keyboard!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:54, archived)
# Well I went into your profile to see your mouse and keyboard work and...
THANKS FOR GIVING ME FUCKING NIGHTMARES JESUS WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR HEAD?!?! lol =-p
(The-Prosecutor, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:55, archived)
# mwahahahahahaha
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:56, archived)
# there's nothing wrong with the good reverend's head
it must be you who is disturbed
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:57, archived)
# hehehe
cheers! although i did bang my head earlier - so its a little odd shaped now...!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:00, archived)
# Windows ME
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:54, archived)
# HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA
ha
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:56, archived)
# arf
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:57, archived)
# Arf
Not so much a tool but a thorn in my side.
Evening all
(Artimus, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:01, archived)
# mouse
except for handwriting - in which case it`s... er... a mouse
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:54, archived)
# ooooooooh
i did that the other day! i scanned my hand writting in!

homepage.ntlworld.com/simon.rudd1/pompey/sitemk2/pix2/scrap-book-small.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:56, archived)
# I use my chubby fingers
and a touch screen.
(Marwood, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:55, archived)
# You'd be surprised...
Sunshine Elephant uses a touchpad!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:55, archived)
# you just have to
treat it right...
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:56, archived)
# 'tis called a graphics tablet
but in future, I suggest youb use the talk board for questions like this
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:56, archived)
# I use a trackball and zoom in for fine detail
I never use 100% opacity on the tools and love feathering and masks.

I have a tablet but I can't draw so it just gathers dust.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:56, archived)
[challenge entry] tiger with attitude
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:50, archived)
# Word.
(Marwood, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:53, archived)
# ok ok
i was reaching...jesusssss
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:53, archived)
# DAVE?
Top shoppage.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:54, archived)
# er..yeah....
??
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:01, archived)
# I had a visit from a debt collector today! it made me sad!!


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:46, archived)
# *scream*
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:48, archived)
# I love your work!
but it scares me
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:48, archived)
# :o)
hehehehe thanks! wish i could make money with it...!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:49, archived)
# MONEY?
who`s gonna pay you for that? well.. suppose the people who make prozac, diazepam, .. ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:50, archived)
# *fumbles with wallet*
*hands over NUS card*
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:51, archived)
# i had one of those
now i'm broke! but i do have a degree! yay!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:52, archived)
# i dunno
book covers...! posters.....! hmmmmm anti-war people jsut wanting to be odd!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:58, archived)
# Wow, you're always in trouble over money
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:49, archived)
# yeah i am
its because i havent got a job and no one wants to employ me. plus ive got the Job centre always trying to stop what pathetic amount they give me to survive!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:53, archived)
# that's most disturbing
and very nice too

woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:50, archived)
# yay
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:03, archived)
# aww
good job you've acquired all that stowing space under the house then, isn't it?
*hugs* that's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:50, archived)
# hehehehe
well i guess they might wonder where she went! but at least i will be able to eat for the next week...!

just kidding - i fed her to the ducks
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:55, archived)
# yay
and you can now eat the ducks! hooray for making good use of not good things!
(I helped save b3ta! halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:57, archived)
# hahahahaha
good point....!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:58, archived)
# I don;t say it too often, you make so many
but these are really good. I look forward to them in a sadistic kind of way
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:55, archived)
# hehehehe
well i'm moving in a week or so - and i wont have the internet for about a month! :o(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:57, archived)
# glad I got the woo in then
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:00, archived)
# :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:02, archived)
[challenge entry] oh dear oh dear.




shortly followed very quickly with

(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:44, archived)
# Second one made me laugh
v. good
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:47, archived)
# top one made me laugh!

therefore == winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:49, archived)
# Biddy biddy biddy....
(m4shup look out stomach, here come banana, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:48, archived)
[challenge entry] GODzilla
(semi-conscious.com, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:42, archived)
# *sigh*
"We want you to ADD one WORD to a film's title, in order to CHANGE the MEANING"
(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry, bit arty this one...
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:41, archived)
# I like it
subtle
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:46, archived)
# Woo!
3 colours : redX ?
(m4shup look out stomach, here come banana, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:47, archived)
[challenge entry] no word added really, but I'll post it teh same
Image Hosted by Hyacinth Bucket
(b3tan generation, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:37, archived)
# you're just
doing this to annoy people, aren't you?
(qdamik, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:39, archived)
# teh change is subtle
but it's there 4 all 2 see
(b3tan generation, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:40, archived)
# " We want you to add one word to a film's title"
" We want you to add one word to a film's title"
" We want you to add one word to a film's title"

Where does it say anything about switching two letters? It's not even funny fer chrissakes.

(qdamik, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:42, archived)
# jodie still looks lovely though
I'm not the only one breaking the rools
(b3tan generation, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:44, archived)

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