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# I'm going to repost some of my favourite stuff
I've just got to trawl through my files and find some things I can lie about being my favourites.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:20, archived)
# Instead of that
draw a picture of Santa Claus caught in an embarrasing situation with a yule log.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:22, archived)
# or both
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:22, archived)
# Or a poem
/edit: or fast food
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:24, archived)
# its all good
(Banjo-Jeff I don't play a banjo, and I'm not called Jeff., Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:24, archived)
# some things aren't.
like mosquitoes.

But most other things are pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:27, archived)
# Are you bigoted
against mosquitoes?

Some of my best friends are mosquitoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:28, archived)
# Not bigoted, per se
but they have caused myself and my family much discomfort. They are more of an enemy born through years of legitimate hatred.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:34, archived)
# Most things
aren't like mosquitoes.
Midges are a bit like mosquitoes, only smaller.
Fridges are not like mosquitoes; nor are most types of corkscrew.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:32, archived)
# Corkscrews
are also good for drawing blood from people.

Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:33, archived)
# I never thought of that.
Blimey - small world, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:34, archived)
# Yes
but I wouldn;t want to decorate it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:36, archived)
# It'd be like painting the Forth Bridge.
Come to think of it, you'd have to do that too. It would take weeks!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:38, archived)
# *holds pinky to mouth*
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:41, archived)
# Laziness in punctuation has wroght this misunderstanding.
Isn't it funny how much trouble missing a period can cause?

/straight line
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:40, archived)
# I just got it
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 5:30, archived)
# just kidding
I didn't just get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 5:30, archived)
# Damn.... I'm STILL eating?
I'm gonna get fat.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:29, archived)
# You're like a machine!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:35, archived)
# Goodnight
(good_sniper_sent_by_God, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:19, archived)
# Aww
What a little trooper.

'Night.
(I helped save b3ta! Le Brad, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:20, archived)
# Haha!
Min'es been up to the same antics. She was sleeping in a shoebox, earlier, but got up when I went to get the camera.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:22, archived)
# watch out!
he's going to knock down the tree!

my cats did...twice!

Anyway, cute fwuff.
(icouldbeahero, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:27, archived)
# We just had a turkey dinner
and I feel like I'm exploding.

here's a repost vector of summat to do with kittens on a hippo so I don't get yelled at.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:12, archived)
# reminds me of The Neville's old
dino riding frontpagers
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:13, archived)
# do you remember summat to do with kittens?
he like died or something :(

I have to go watch Napoleon Dynamite with my brother.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:14, archived)
# Really?!
Well, I never knew that.

I occasionally wonder about stuff like that. I mean, if I were to drop dead, how would any of you ever find out about it?
(thinking about it, you'd possibly find out through ccc finding out through a mutual friend of ours)
Also I wonderif anything's happened to people I aint seen online for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:16, archived)
# If something happened to you
someone would tell the board, and we'd all know, and 'shop flowers for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:23, archived)
# he's not actually dead
just got over the whole b3ta thing :(
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:24, archived)
# well he should be dead
it seems fitting some how
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:26, archived)
# I'll have one tomorrow
and expect to feel about the same as you.

Hope you had a great holiday!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:20, archived)
# My Ugly Dog at Christmastime.
I thought I'd bring some cheer to his miserable life...


He doesn't like cheer.


Thus, Montgomery remains the ugliest and most unhappy dog.
(good_sniper_sent_by_God, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 2:54, archived)
# hooooleeee shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 2:55, archived)
# ha ha ya
that's always the first impression.
(good_sniper_sent_by_God, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 2:56, archived)
# Seconded
That is one evil looking hound.
(I helped save b3ta! Roman Totale, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 2:57, archived)
# Thats no dog!

It's a trap!
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Sun 26 Dec 2004, 2:55, archived)
# When his hair is longer
he looks very much like an ewok.
(good_sniper_sent_by_God, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 2:57, archived)
# EEEEEEE
Ville.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 2:58, archived)
# This is the same dog
that I posted awhile ago, after he had a bath. He looked disgusting.
(good_sniper_sent_by_God, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:01, archived)
# what a slut
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:01, archived)
# no
Montgomery, noooo!
(good_sniper_sent_by_God, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:03, archived)
# I think this is a fake photo
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:04, archived)
# Monty likes baths.
(good_sniper_sent_by_God, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:06, archived)
# I remember him!
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:08, archived)
# HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:08, archived)
# I've got most of those altered ones in my email, but I wont bother posting them again.
,
(good_sniper_sent_by_God, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:09, archived)
# Has he JUST been given birth to?
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:08, archived)
# haha no
He's 7 1/2 years old.
(good_sniper_sent_by_God, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:09, archived)
# and cock
he likes cock
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:09, archived)
# duh
anyone who makes an appearance on b3ta obviously loves the cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:10, archived)
# I wish I did.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:12, archived)
# it's great
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:13, archived)
# so I've been told
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:14, archived)
#
What's he so mad about?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Urchin Ceviche, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:02, archived)
# this is best dog
yes I think he is good
(Jesus, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:04, archived)
# YOU FEEL IT TOO SOON-MADASGAR DISAPPEAR
(DEMAND A CABINET MY CHILD, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 2:51, archived)
# *parp*
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Sun 26 Dec 2004, 2:51, archived)
# Beef Cabbage Stew
Yield: 6 Servings

1 1/2 lb Beef stew meat; cut into 1".. pieces
2 Beef bouillon cubes
1 c Hot water
1 lg Onion; chopped
1/4 ts Pepper
1 Bay leaf
2 md Potatoes; peeled & cubed
2 Ribs celery; sliced
4 c Shredded cabbage
1 Carrot; sliced
8 oz Tomato sauce
Salt to taste

Brown meat; drain. Dissolve bouillon in water; add
to beef. Stir in onion, pepper and bay leaf.
Simmer, covered, until tender, about 1 1/4 hours.
Add potatoes, celery, cabbage and carrot. Simmer,
covered, until vegetables are tender, about 30
minutes. Stir in tomato sauce; cook, uncovered, 15
minutes. Remove bay leaf before serving.

Makes 6 to 8 servings.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Urchin Ceviche, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 2:52, archived)
# Thats fp material that
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 2:57, archived)
# pfffft!

You said brown meat...
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Sun 26 Dec 2004, 2:58, archived)
# I'd prefer it with more beef, less cabbage
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 2:59, archived)
# sure YOU would...
itd always be more beef less cabbage with you...
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:08, archived)
# I DON'T GET IT
happy baby orangutan
(DEMAND A CABINET MY CHILD, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 2:52, archived)
# ...
i hope that didnt take too long....cough :op
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 2:57, archived)
# Have pearoast
with a slice of this:

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 2:59, archived)
[challenge entry] if you look at it long enough, you may go insane



Mojo the Cat having a yawn.

photo credit to mjr. rock on.
(emgee, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 2:49, archived)
# How does he smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Sun 26 Dec 2004, 2:51, archived)
# of bent wookies
(I helped save b3ta! Roman Totale, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 2:52, archived)
# he smells of cat food.
don't ya know.
(emgee, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 5:26, archived)
[challenge entry] My dog.

Can hover.
Credit to my brother's reasonably good photography skillzorz.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 2:36, archived)
# It's a lot less bovver,
I hear.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 2:38, archived)
# THE WATERMELONING GARDEN OF EDEN!


/filtery goodness
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Sun 26 Dec 2004, 2:39, archived)
# How does he smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Sun 26 Dec 2004, 2:38, archived)
# he?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 2:39, archived)
# she?
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Sun 26 Dec 2004, 2:40, archived)
# hold on...














...yup.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 2:40, archived)
# p.s. have some festive cheer.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 2:38, archived)
# Huzzah
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Urchin Ceviche, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 2:50, archived)
# mmmmmmmm
spacktastically great
(conspiracyx, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 3:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 2:34, archived)
# Have you spilled domestos
on the whole world?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 2:41, archived)
# just my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 2:49, archived)
# Ow.
Wrong contact lens solution?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 2:50, archived)
# No
wrong existence, but hey, shit happens
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 2:53, archived)
# Seek immediate medical attention.
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Sun 26 Dec 2004, 2:50, archived)
# the real Jesus
www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/jesus.gif
(xaniac, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 2:23, archived)
# I respect anyone
who knows how to celebrate his birthday in style.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 2:25, archived)
# Can I get a reee-post! Of a long lost family belm..........


Sir Joey Of Deacon.

Used to have a bit of a problem when the Xmas sherry got passed round.

"Chin, chin......BELM!!!"

(Charlie Baked Potato, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:54, archived)
# Reposting is a sin
you're going to be gangraped next christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 2:17, archived)
# I loved that the first time around
and I love it again
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 2:34, archived)
# Pope's Christmas Message
(xaniac, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:41, archived)
# the board has been so god damned blasphemous on the most holy day of the year
jeeesus!
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:45, archived)
# Re: your username...

Wouldnt have anything to do with war of the worlds would it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:47, archived)
# yes
only after the song though

the film and book are crap
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:52, archived)
# The jef wayne musical rock opera jobby?


Tis ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Sun 26 Dec 2004, 2:07, archived)
# Put on your favourite song

and let spud-boy here do the work.
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:40, archived)
# this makes me insanely happy
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:41, archived)
# *fits*
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:42, archived)
# Good job.

I never kept the receipt.
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:42, archived)
# WOO!

SPUD BOY GETS MY APPROVAL.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 2:05, archived)
# wonderful!
he's dacning right along to Bach's Toccata & Fugue in D minor



/music geek
(sponch!, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 2:55, archived)
# holy beethoven!
he's keeping perfect time to ode to joy! it looks like he conducting it!

*finds that really funny*
(sponch!, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 2:57, archived)
# we all leave footprints.

(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:27, archived)
# thats so random its fantastic
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:30, archived)
# yay!
ace scribblage as ever!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:30, archived)
# neat!
nothing to say but woo!


except maybe yay. yay!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:32, archived)
# It's just like watching
Hart Beat.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:33, archived)
# I see no Nick Berry or that bloke who looks like Toad of Toad Hall

.. Oscar was his name I think
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:35, archived)
# greengrass
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:40, archived)
# that`s lovely that
.. and with that I shall off to bed

nighty night :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:33, archived)
# night
you piss loving sex toy eating thing of a person you
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:35, archived)
# goodnight sir
sleep well!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:39, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:36, archived)
# TAKE THIS AS THE COMPLIMENT IT'S INTEDNED AS:
I WAS WATCHING THAT AND THOUGHT "HMMM, THAT'S A BLOODY GOOD AMARYLLIS POST THAT IS".

*BEFORE* I SAW YOUR USERNAME.

/THEN AGAIN, I *AM* OMNIPOTENT...
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 2:06, archived)
# try viagra
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 2:18, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 2:42, archived)
# Evening/Morning

Click for biggerst
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:26, archived)
# ooooh... thoseare almost chump eyes
i havn't seen chump on here in a while... can we have a manbear frenzy?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:28, archived)
# you piss on my mind
... and I LOVE IT
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:28, archived)
# can we not
its nearly bed time, and he gives me bad dreams

okay okay
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:29, archived)
# TOO LATE!!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:30, archived)
# Hahahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:35, archived)
# That's scaring me
have a scarey woo
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:36, archived)
# Ooh ok
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:33, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:38, archived)
# is it a lemgle or an eagmeur
?
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:28, archived)
# CHUMP EYES!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:28, archived)
# Tapirs can be miserable bastards sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:08, archived)
# Take 101 up from Los Angeles or down from San Francisco
you could also take 280 south from San Francisco if you're coming from that direction.


that'll get you to San Jose. :P


/used to live near there
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:09, archived)
# That would have made
for a very short song.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:10, archived)
# more room for the trumpets

`ning :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:12, archived)
# RIIKKK!
I thought I could smell something.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:13, archived)
# that`ll be the sprouts ;)

god I`m never drinking `til 6am in order to sleep through Christmas day ever again.. `til next year anyway

the missus got me some class percussion! I now own... A TRIANGLE! and a TAMBOURINE! and some shaky noisy things :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:14, archived)
# Shit.
I don't own a triangle. I intend to remedy this through the purchase of a triangle, soon.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:16, archived)
# oh I tell you, it watermelonin` rocks!
DING! DING!

dunno where/when I`ll use it.. maybe just take it with me to work and entertain the tube commuters

edit: oh yeah! and I "upgraded" from XP to Win2K in order to get my new (!) wavefinder DAB radio thing going... there`s a Gaydar radio station :D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:16, archived)
# You can do Cajun/Zydeco stuff now,
you inbred hick.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:18, archived)
# Try busking.
If this guy can make money blowing one note on a recorder, funky triangle rythyms will rake it in.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:20, archived)
# woo! class :D

where did you get the picture of my mum??
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:23, archived)
# She was sitting on a milk crate
somewhere in Sydney.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:24, archived)
# SHE?
Blimey.

Edit: sorry. Confused. As you were.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:26, archived)
# aye.. and I`ll bet she wasn`t wearing "no" knickers either
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:26, archived)
# and Rik does look a bit like a tramp
soo he'll be quids in
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:23, archived)
# oh piss off you under-aged fop!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:29, archived)
# *flounces*
you know you're just upset that i never remember to come to bashes
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:31, archived)
# Gaydar radio station?
Gawd help us. Barbra Streisand and Pet Shop Boys all day long.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:23, archived)
# I just put it on... it`s all dancey shit
but it`s mixed; it`s like one of those Ministry of Sound compilation albums :\
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:27, archived)
# i own two triangles!!
and two tamborines... they bring me much joy
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:22, archived)
# I have a drum kit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:24, archived)
# I have two.
/pointless one-upmanship.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:28, archived)
# I`m really considering a drum machine now...
BANG BANG BANG

... *DING*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:29, archived)
# Damn you!
I need a triangle in my percussive arsenal.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:25, archived)
# Ooooooooooooh matron!!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:27, archived)
# yay! get a triangle
JOIN TEH 1337!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:27, archived)
# Come to think of it,
my van is a bit percussive. Everytime I corner or brake, all the metal shit under the bed flies around and crashes. One of them is a gas bottle. Better do something about that, really.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:30, archived)
# Yay for shaky noisy things!
I have one of them

I'm seeing a specialist on Wednesday about it
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:16, archived)
# they`re "egg shaped" if that helps ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:17, archived)
# Love eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:17, archived)
# me too
preferably with a bit of toast

*pretends not to get the reference*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:19, archived)
# with a bunch of thelmas grapes too i suppose
(check it on ebay)

/edit or even google!
/edit 2 or even ebay (type thelma)...not sure id buy anal toys from ebay however (not that id buy anal toys at all)
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:22, archived)
# heheeh *googles*


ooh shiny!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:24, archived)
# thought you might like them
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:27, archived)
# My ex-girlfriend had a set of those.
She used to put them in for clubbing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:30, archived)
# I heard they didn`t work
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:32, archived)
# She liked them
I suppose it works better for different people.
I suppose I'd better repost her picture again.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:36, archived)
# one word:


Egads!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:43, archived)
# Funnily enough....
doesn't go there...
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:18, archived)
# Maraccas?
eggy shaky things on wooden stick things?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:21, archived)
# nah they`re like eggs but with shaky stuff in them

and *thinks* a wooden thing you can hit to make horsey and wooden scrapy noises
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:25, archived)
# I have one of those!
I do!
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:37, archived)
# oooh
those are pretty great pressies.

You could stick them all to your body and do a one man band thingy outside WH Smith.

or even Sainsbury's
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:19, archived)
# Tesco all the way for me ;)
*used to work for Sainsbury`s*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:25, archived)
# ning
Hows yr ringpiece today ;)
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:13, archived)
# hahaha
grand - the main advantage to being "full of shit" ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:15, archived)
# I shall pass the details on
to the meerkat :)
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:11, archived)
# arf
Tapirs are pretty shite with directions anyway* so maybe it's just as well

*probably
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:10, archived)
# female tapirs, at least.



/coat
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:12, archived)
# it would... TAPIR so

/mittens
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:13, archived)
# *groans*
/cannot think of anymore tapir puns

/probably for the best
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:15, archived)
# read as "gropes" :D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:16, archived)
# *gropes*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:17, archived)
# gah why couldn`t this have happened before midnight ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:17, archived)
# but it is before midnight!
well, here it is, anyway.

why?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:19, archived)
# would have been an ace Christmas pressie ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:26, archived)
# bah, it's a late gift exchange
i'll be getting money from the relatives across the state in a few weeks

so accept your grope, dammit :P
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:28, archived)
# *accepts*
*sex wees*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:30, archived)
# I was just about to start a pun war
then I thought... naaah
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:17, archived)
# yeah, he took the only one that works :P
do you prefer beer tapir liquor?


wow, awful
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:21, archived)
# arf but..
*spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:15, archived)
# Tapirs are actually quite succinct and straight forward when it comes to directions.


Its those lanky Okapi who dont know their double yellows from their interchange.

(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:12, archived)
# tsk I always get them confused
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:16, archived)
# pffft
that made me chuckle, woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:11, archived)
# Merry Christmas from the festive thing!

may not be very festive but is very much a thing
(Calmallama Is keeping this short and sweet, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:03, archived)
# NICE
edit: my nose itches.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:04, archived)
# *scratches*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:08, archived)
# every bit as scary as when i last saw it
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:05, archived)
# shhhhhhhhp
it was the only thing remotly festive i could be bothered to find.....even though it ain't festive at all
(Calmallama Is keeping this short and sweet, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:07, archived)
# not faulting you
i'm saying, it's freaking scary :P

but festive and joyous as well. have a woo
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:09, archived)
# kill it hard
please?
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:10, archived)
# That made me gasp
then again i do have asthma
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 2:56, archived)

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