The pupils need to be bigger.Have a 'woo', anyhoo.
(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh',
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:03,
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I don't really know much about es,I just guessed that your pupils went pin-pricked...
(,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:05,
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judging from my mates performance last weekendthey make you very happy indeed.
(
baw__bag contains traces of nuts on,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:07,
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and saying"I love this! this is the best night ever. I love that song. I love dancing."
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:15,
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"I'm in lovewith the world, maaan..."
/me
(/me
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh',
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:16,
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How cananything this good be illegal?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh',
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:22,
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that's the one!so I'm told
VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:31,
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They were proper,back in the day...
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh',
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:12,
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HahahahahaPoor Jordi. hahahahaha.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:03,
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hahahapfft
(
mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:28,
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BlimeyBilly Connoly's not ageing well.
Woo, sir!
(Woo, sir!
baw__bag contains traces of nuts on,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:02,
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Ive seen her before,but I cant think for the life of me where.
(
harpski,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 17:57,
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Jumping into the mosh pitat a Corrs gig?
( Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 17:59,
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If she was blondeand slimmer it could well be the last image i remember of my ex.
( harpski,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:03,
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ahahahahahahahahahow funny
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:04,
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Envy will hurt itselfLet yourself be beautiful
Sparkling love, flowers
And pearls and pretty girls
Love is like an energy
Rushin’ rushin’ inside of me
edit: cunt
(Sparkling love, flowers
And pearls and pretty girls
Love is like an energy
Rushin’ rushin’ inside of me
edit: cunt
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 17:59,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Tragic Roundabout"){kind=small}
The 'A' Team (so now we know what the 'A' stood for)
massive GIF I know
they are all doing it
/shameless reposting
We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:12,
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apropos,contrary to the reply in your profile, fuck is a very old word, recorded in English since the 15th century (few acronyms predate the 20th century), with cognates in other Germanic languages. The Random House Historical Dictionary of American Slang cites Middle Dutch fokken = "to thrust, copulate with"; Norwegian dialect fukka = "to copulate"; and Swedish dialect focka = "to strike, push, copulate" and fock = "penis". Although German ficken may enter the picture somehow, it is problematic in having e-grade, or umlaut, where all the others have o-grade or zero-grade of the vowel.
AHD1, following Pokorny, derived "feud", "fey", "fickle", "foe", and "fuck" from an Indo-European root peig2 = "hostile"; but AHD2 and AHD3 have dropped this connection for "fuck" and give no pre-Germanic etymon for it. Eric Partridge, in the 7th edition of Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English (Macmillan, 1970), said that "fuck" "almost certainly" comes from the Indo-European root *peuk- = "to prick" (which is the source of the English words "compunction", "expunge", "impugn", "poignant", "point", "pounce", "pugilist", "punctuate", "puncture", "pungent", and "pygmy"). Robert Claiborne, in The Roots of English: A Reader's Handbook of Word Origin (Times, 1989) agrees that this is "probably" the etymon. Problems with such theories include a distribution that suggests a North-Sea Germanic areal form rather than an inherited one; the murkiness of the phonetic relations; and the fact that no alleged cognate outside Germanic has sexual connotations.
In plain English, this means the term's origin is likely Germanic, even though no one can as yet point to the precise word it came down to us from out of all the possible candidates. Further, a few scholars hold differing pet theories outside of the Germanic origin one, theories which appear to have some holes in them.
So 'Fuck' is an old word, even if it's been an almost taboo term for most of its existence. It was around; it just wasn't used in common speech all that much, let alone written down and saved for posterity. Likely its meaning contributed to its precise origin becoming lost in the mists of time — scholars of old would have been in no hurry to catalogue the growth of this word, and by the time it forced its way into even the most respectable of dictionaries, its parentage was long forgotten.
The earliest cite in The Oxford English Dictionary dates from 1503. John Ayto, in his Dictionary of Word Origins cites a proper name (probably a joke or parody name) of 'John le Fucker' from 1250, quite possibly proof the word we casually toss about today was being similarly tossed about 750 years ago.
Spurious etymologies such as the Forced Unlawful Carnal Knowledge one satisfy our urge for completion — we want to believe such a naughty word has a salacious, ugly, back story, something replete with stocks, adulterers or rapists. How utterly prosaic to find out 'fuck' came to us the way most words sneak into the language — it jumped the fence from another tongue, was spelled and pronounced a bit differently in its new home, and over time drifted into being a distinct word recognized by everyone. Takes all the fun out of it, it does.
Acronymic explanations catch our fancy due to the "hidden knowledge" factor. Most of us feel a bit of a glow when we think we're in possession of information others aren't privy to, and when a titillating or apt story is thrown in behind the trivia, these things just take off.
AICMFP
(AHD1, following Pokorny, derived "feud", "fey", "fickle", "foe", and "fuck" from an Indo-European root peig2 = "hostile"; but AHD2 and AHD3 have dropped this connection for "fuck" and give no pre-Germanic etymon for it. Eric Partridge, in the 7th edition of Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English (Macmillan, 1970), said that "fuck" "almost certainly" comes from the Indo-European root *peuk- = "to prick" (which is the source of the English words "compunction", "expunge", "impugn", "poignant", "point", "pounce", "pugilist", "punctuate", "puncture", "pungent", and "pygmy"). Robert Claiborne, in The Roots of English: A Reader's Handbook of Word Origin (Times, 1989) agrees that this is "probably" the etymon. Problems with such theories include a distribution that suggests a North-Sea Germanic areal form rather than an inherited one; the murkiness of the phonetic relations; and the fact that no alleged cognate outside Germanic has sexual connotations.
In plain English, this means the term's origin is likely Germanic, even though no one can as yet point to the precise word it came down to us from out of all the possible candidates. Further, a few scholars hold differing pet theories outside of the Germanic origin one, theories which appear to have some holes in them.
So 'Fuck' is an old word, even if it's been an almost taboo term for most of its existence. It was around; it just wasn't used in common speech all that much, let alone written down and saved for posterity. Likely its meaning contributed to its precise origin becoming lost in the mists of time — scholars of old would have been in no hurry to catalogue the growth of this word, and by the time it forced its way into even the most respectable of dictionaries, its parentage was long forgotten.
The earliest cite in The Oxford English Dictionary dates from 1503. John Ayto, in his Dictionary of Word Origins cites a proper name (probably a joke or parody name) of 'John le Fucker' from 1250, quite possibly proof the word we casually toss about today was being similarly tossed about 750 years ago.
Spurious etymologies such as the Forced Unlawful Carnal Knowledge one satisfy our urge for completion — we want to believe such a naughty word has a salacious, ugly, back story, something replete with stocks, adulterers or rapists. How utterly prosaic to find out 'fuck' came to us the way most words sneak into the language — it jumped the fence from another tongue, was spelled and pronounced a bit differently in its new home, and over time drifted into being a distinct word recognized by everyone. Takes all the fun out of it, it does.
Acronymic explanations catch our fancy due to the "hidden knowledge" factor. Most of us feel a bit of a glow when we think we're in possession of information others aren't privy to, and when a titillating or apt story is thrown in behind the trivia, these things just take off.
AICMFP
thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:32,
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very old indeed !but was 'John le Fucker' a relation of 'Joe le Taxi' of Vanessa Paradis fame ? as she'd surely be fucked :-)
(,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:07,
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Yaaaay!Fan-fupping-tastic!
Woo yay!
(Woo yay!
Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks.,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 17:56,
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ta...love your Windows Paint picture by the way (check his profile)
(,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:06,
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OkPretty much final now.
I present... Robot Boy!
Coming to a short film near you...
(,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 17:33,
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I present... Robot Boy!
Coming to a short film near you...
it's the tweezersinnit?
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 17:36,
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I'm sure i've pulled someone who looked similer...... wondered why it chaffed....
(,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 17:39,
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Filming is next weekSo it should be all done in about 2 weeks time, hopefully.
(,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 17:38,
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*waits**gets bored*
*finds whips*
*cracks*
dont just stand there, get going!
(*finds whips*
*cracks*
dont just stand there, get going!
We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 17:41,
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I'd have done it alreadybut my GF dumped me last week, taking away my heart and also the female lead for the film!
I've got to find out how to set up a torrent as well some how, cus I was gonan distribute it that way...
(,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 17:43,
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I've got to find out how to set up a torrent as well some how, cus I was gonan distribute it that way...
awww man, have teh sowwie kitten
We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 17:46,
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they're all heartlessLying cheating evil bastards.
Every last one of them.
Present company excepted, of course. Heh.
And Woo to adolescent robots!
(Every last one of them.
Present company excepted, of course. Heh.
And Woo to adolescent robots!
baw__bag contains traces of nuts on,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 17:52,
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i made this for your collection... and you changed your name... ANYWAY
( abandonnship,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 17:59,
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oooh!ta! i am still collecting. mind if i link this on my profile or u want me to host it myself?
edit:cheese, but hosted it anyway
(edit:cheese, but hosted it anyway
eponymous Oh!,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:02,
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you can link ityou're welcome
(and i have too much time)
((and i have too much time)
abandonnship,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:07,
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tis true indeedwhats exacerbating it for me though is my wifes knobbing some fat old ugly bugger in my bed as we speak.
Damn I need some hot lovin.
(Damn I need some hot lovin.
baw__bag contains traces of nuts on,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:00,
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aceness. reminds me of when homer threw his half finished robotout onto the street.
"Father!".............
("Father!".............
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 17:39,
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awwwwwwinnit lovely
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 17:45,
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not even going to ask how you did that - that`s brill Reckless_Rik,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 17:25,
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that was the highlight of my morningnot exactly bigger though...
*watches again*
edit: great camera work/editing/acting
(*watches again*
edit: great camera work/editing/acting
hanke murphy, I'm a mess,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 17:28,
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That's fucked
StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 17:29,
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oh, mani love your work, mr. sheep!
can you tell me how i'm doing?
by no means am i trying to steal your thunder, i just need an opinion from an experienced peer :)
(can you tell me how i'm doing?
by no means am i trying to steal your thunder, i just need an opinion from an experienced peer :)
AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 17:30,
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Very wellLovely work
My top tip is use After Effects, your commitment to warping every frame individually is incredible but AE can speed this up a lot.
I'm writing a tutorial at the moment on how AE and optimising video for gifs, which can help you get started
(My top tip is use After Effects, your commitment to warping every frame individually is incredible but AE can speed this up a lot.
I'm writing a tutorial at the moment on how AE and optimising video for gifs, which can help you get started
Sheep!,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 17:37,
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thank you siris after effects its own program or is it an imageready feature?
i look forward to the tutorial :)
(i look forward to the tutorial :)
AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 17:41,
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It's another Adobe programThe latest version is 6.5 I think. It's specifically designed to manipulate video for special effects, with quite a few similarities to Photoshop
( Sheep!,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 17:44,
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any chance of it in a format that those of us without windows media player can watch? slight yoinks!,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:20,
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The endless war continuesCanine or Feline: Place bets NOW!!!
Okay, so I have a lot to learn. But I'll get there eventually :)
(Okay, so I have a lot to learn. But I'll get there eventually :)
Skirite Gerrorf my larnd,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 17:19,
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if Finding Nemo had been drawnby sex obsessed 3 year olds...
see more at www.citizenshit.captainsteveuk.com
(,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 17:17,
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see more at www.citizenshit.captainsteveuk.com
sex obsessed 3 year olds...?are we talking oedipus complex?
(lovely scribble)
((lovely scribble)
AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 17:20,
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erm...possibly, i don't know what one of them is.
i was thinking more the type who is obsessed by their own and other's genitalia. most likely joeys.
(,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 17:21,
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i was thinking more the type who is obsessed by their own and other's genitalia. most likely joeys.
eekahem... anyway... an oedipus complex is a hypothetical mental phenomenon that occurs in small boys, basically that they have sexual attraction to their mothers and a territorial rivalry with their fathers
freud was a strange one.
(freud was a strange one.
AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 17:29,
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well it can't be an obsession with mothersif it's got a penis, can it?
(,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 17:33,
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You can't have any focus to a sexual obsesion without a penis.....Unless your a girl
(,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 17:43,
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sex obsessed....?!!are you some kind of pop mogul nearing release from prison?
( Reckless_Rik,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 17:22,
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noi'm a sixteen year old who had to sit through the most boring fucking day of school ever. that was part of the results.
for the rest, see the site.
(,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 17:23,
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for the rest, see the site.
we only broke up y'dayi drew this on tuesday
we had the school concert on wednesday
i built the site and did the scans y'day/today in between church services.
(,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 17:32,
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we had the school concert on wednesday
i built the site and did the scans y'day/today in between church services.
y'day?seriousely, it's not even remotely franetic?
try harder, and less private school
(,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 17:45,
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try harder, and less private school
i don't go to a private schooli go to a shitty state school on the downham estate. it wasn't meant to be PHONETIC (you spacker, learn how to say/spell a word before you use it), it's just a shorthand that a lot of people use.
now die.
(,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:59,
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now die.
You meanby a b3tan shirley?
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 17:26,
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umm...quite possibly. i don't really know. i wish people would use terms i understood.
/long-term user who fails to pick up phrases.
(,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 17:27,
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/long-term user who fails to pick up phrases.
if Finding Nemo had been drawnby a b3tan?
And, oh irony, you're one of them ;^)
(And, oh irony, you're one of them ;^)
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 17:29,
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i suppose finding nemo by b3tans would look like thisyes, indeed it would. does that mean all b3tans have the mindset of genital obsessed 3 year olds?
(,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 17:31,
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Barenaked Ladies? StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 17:24,
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like a lot of major cartoon stars, after the show ended he turned to drink
Hong Kong Huey - Number 1 Puking Guy!
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 17:10,
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hahahamy childhood was spent wondering what exactly was kung-fu about him other than the music that played in the background
( AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 17:13,
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actually, that was about five minutes of my childhood.the rest of it was probably spent fwapping*
*may not be 100% true
(*may not be 100% true
AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 17:18,
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I don't have the reference to get thisbut it's Gandhi.
Gandhi is always saying "hi", Buddha is always laughing at you.
/world religions
(Gandhi is always saying "hi", Buddha is always laughing at you.
/world religions
hanke murphy, I'm a mess,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 17:12,
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i spent nearly four hours on this
cfb (895k)
AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 17:05,
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That aces, that is!...but four hours?
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 17:13,
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optimization makes it look a lot worsebut look at it my way:
120 frames, about 100 of them requiring two procedures: copy and pasting the individual frames of the background me, resizing and distorting it so it fits on the foreground screen, then cropping it a bit so the top doesn't stick out
THEN using magnetic lasso around the foreground me and taking the eraser/smudge tool around the edges to make me look smoother against the background
that was four hours. i'm no Sheep!, but i'm dedicated at least :)
(120 frames, about 100 of them requiring two procedures: copy and pasting the individual frames of the background me, resizing and distorting it so it fits on the foreground screen, then cropping it a bit so the top doesn't stick out
THEN using magnetic lasso around the foreground me and taking the eraser/smudge tool around the edges to make me look smoother against the background
that was four hours. i'm no Sheep!, but i'm dedicated at least :)
AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 17:17,
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Your dedication borders the insane ;^)But I guess I forgot to woo you, because is it quite good anyways. So woo to that!
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 17:24,
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hahahaat first i thought the back of the chair was a person humping the dog
shows where my mind is (but thank you for the arf)
(shows where my mind is (but thank you for the arf)
AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 17:24,
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Just enough to traumatize those pesky kids
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 16:54,
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seal clubbing you say?
VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 16:58,
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Yesanimate it! animatie it HARD!
/edit: Okay, done it mysef ;^)
(/edit: Okay, done it mysef ;^)
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 17:01,
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hahahahreminds me of a joke
so a baby seal walks into a club...
that's it.
(so a baby seal walks into a club...
that's it.
AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 17:06,
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