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#
eat my shit you shit
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:15, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you loon
I love this
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:17, archived)
# fantastic
what a fantastic tard whale
(I helped save b3ta! agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:17, archived)
# at least hes happy :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:18, archived)
# hes all happy
lets all love him in the face!
(Elfroid How Long Have We Had These?, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:19, archived)
#
I like him.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:20, archived)
# he looks ho happy in his ignorance of his fate
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:20, archived)
# i don't know why people are laughing
that has depressed me lots.



nice piccie though!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:20, archived)
# really?
well i burn kittens for a living, so thats happyness in its full for me.
(Elfroid How Long Have We Had These?, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:22, archived)
# :D
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! GatheredCrustacean, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:23, archived)
# I know it's a few hours early ...
But I'm off down the pub soon. So 'happy b3ta birthday to me!'
and all that :)

to all the other b3tans, thanks for keeping me amused :)

(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:15, archived)
# You're an old 'un
Happy b3ta day!!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:17, archived)
# Yay!
Happy b3ta day.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:18, archived)
# happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:19, archived)
#
m3rry cr3ast3r
(Elfroid How Long Have We Had These?, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:20, archived)
# Japanese Death Pact


Click for correct orientationary alignment;
www.dekionplexis.com/JapaneseDeathPact.html
(Dekionplexis - Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:08, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:09, archived)
# Danke
Took aboot 3 minutes, but I liek it.

I liek it alot.
I Salute you Sennor!
(Dekionplexis - Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:13, archived)
# Ohh crushy crushy

/ancient repost
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:04, archived)
# yaaaaay
death to all shelled garden gastropods
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:05, archived)
# ?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:07, archived)
# go to the naughty corner
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(peelypotato, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:55, archived)
# yes please
you dirty little minx

/edit, although, id rather you didnt put it up my poop shoot
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:56, archived)
# i
would
(peelypotato, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:59, archived)
# i think we all would
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:01, archived)
# mmm
she can discipline me any day
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:59, archived)
# *misbehaves more*
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:59, archived)
# i
like her ring
(peelypotato, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:03, archived)
# i like
that you noticed it
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:06, archived)
# nawwty Mr Sanity
*spanks*
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:04, archived)
# *loves it*
:~D
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:04, archived)
# hahahahaha
I think of you everytime I got to lakeland
I have a full bag right now...
but oddly enough McDonalds remains a Mr Sanity free zone

(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:10, archived)
# as it will be for the next week for me too
:~D
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:22, archived)
# I bet she wears shoes like these
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

sorry, just got back from shopping and I *love* my shoes
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:09, archived)
# yes
and has green toenails to match
(peelypotato, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:10, archived)
# haha
one can only hope
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:12, archived)
#
awww go on show your legs

Brown Cow ain't around - he'll be so peeved

hehehe
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:14, archived)
# hahaha
I know
he makes me laugh
he's gonna be back soon though
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:14, archived)
#
and reading this

and scowling at me

hahahaha
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:23, archived)
# exactly
hahaha

you're on his list now, I bet
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:24, archived)
# yowsers.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:11, archived)
# not yowsers
but stilletos
(peelypotato, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:12, archived)
# Isn't that Nadia off
big brother......the woman that used to be a man.....but still, I bet you all would.
(Elma Fuddbo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:27, archived)
# couldnt resist
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:53, archived)
# Oh, no - don't say it's
Bloody Blunkett again!
(I helped save b3ta! Fronds are waving gently on, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:57, archived)
# #
(Pin, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:53, archived)
# like that
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:21, archived)
# <>
(1755962245856, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:49, archived)
# I love that
more than time and space itself
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:51, archived)
# ^ that
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:54, archived)
# <- that
(joggerman, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:55, archived)
# ^--- Those
(I helped save b3ta! Fronds are waving gently on, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:58, archived)
# Have you made a book yet?
If not, why not?
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:52, archived)
# *right click*
*adds to my AJJ collection*

The Pigmy Vicious Sex Pest. Thank you! w/y/double houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:55, archived)
# exactly what I did
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:57, archived)
# I can't bear to collect them, they frighten my hard drive
but they're _soooo_ good.
(I helped save b3ta! Fronds are waving gently on, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:00, archived)
# Top notch.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:57, archived)
# that is as ace as ever
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:01, archived)
# That's no moon...
www.spaceflightnow.com/cassini/040726mimas.html
(joggerman, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:46, archived)
#
(fistcount shite, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:28, archived)
# Result looks unpleasantly like Piers Morgan.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:31, archived)
# Woo - nice.

In other news... Radio FTL FM :)
www.b3ta.com/talk/442793
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:33, archived)
# ugh
that looks disturbingly like someone i know :S
(I helped save b3ta! GatheredCrustacean, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:37, archived)
# You know Piers Morgan?!
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:57, archived)
[challenge entry] cat suicide
hull, anyone?
edit: it would still be the same but what the heck
edit edit: perfected a little more
(Fizz Bitch, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:27, archived)
# if it got its head stuck...
it'd run round in circles...
that makes me laugh: teh woos
(Elfroid How Long Have We Had These?, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:28, archived)
# Damn you and your pedancy.
I think I'll change it.
(Fizz Bitch, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:30, archived)
# no0
that am funneh!
(Elfroid How Long Have We Had These?, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:31, archived)
# Well shop it so it's running around then, silly.
(Fizz Bitch, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:36, archived)
# i dont have photoshop
and i doubt i could do it on flash :(
(Elfroid How Long Have We Had These?, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:43, archived)
# Someone else should do it then.
edit: meh, i'll do something really shit, just for you
:)
(Fizz Bitch, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Very Sorry


I will leave now.
(Lewis Anigav, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:23, archived)
# ...
good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:24, archived)
# is it
real?
(I helped save b3ta! shin0r, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:25, archived)
# can't be
no bridge
no shark
no helicopter
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:11, archived)
# yes
piss off
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:25, archived)
# don't be rude.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:28, archived)
# Considering the petty abuse you dish out
that's funny.

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:32, archived)
# *masturbates furiously*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:43, archived)
# top shoppage
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:26, archived)
# don't leech, don't post images you haven't made
and be funny.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:26, archived)
# ?
*fails to see joke*
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:30, archived)
#
teh compo
(Elfroid How Long Have We Had These?, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:30, archived)
# erm...
"get photoshopping and show us those moments you just know are going to end in tragedy."

/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:39, archived)
# you havent done anything to it
idiot

we're not gonna be offended by 9/11 pics cos we arent a bunch of uptight fuckasses.

we will however get annoyed if you post pics that are unaltered and/or not oyur own work
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:31, archived)
# Gosh,
I'm most disappointed to find out that apparently lots of us _are_ uptight fuckasses. Tch.
(I helped save b3ta! Fronds are waving gently on, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:55, archived)
# You are bewitched_fan_935u23845792843075984327594
AICMFP
(Tetsuo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:35, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:27, archived)
# hmmm
/quote
I work at Sainsburys
Riding shopping trollies through a closed supermarket is sooo much fun!!!
/unquote

says it all really
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:37, archived)
# aye
asda is better
(I helped save b3ta! shin0r, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:31, archived)
# pea roast!
Don't be sorry - BE SHOPPY!



(Jogolo, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:50, archived)
# he picks his own sticks to chase from the tree
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:19, archived)
# haha
that's great. woo
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:20, archived)
# blimey!
WOO!
*throws tree for squirrog*
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:24, archived)
# sprfffft
wipes coffee* off monitor

*cum
(I helped save b3ta! shin0r, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:26, archived)
# Hah! Loonage!
(Fizz Bitch, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:39, archived)
# Ooh
that's great.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:11, archived)
# ¿?¿

CFB [725 k]
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:18, archived)
# goatse?
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:25, archived)
# someones put a flower in your hand
and shit in the middle of it?
(Elfroid How Long Have We Had These?, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:26, archived)
# aha! sussed!
you've just been nicked, released, and gone to the library after stealing a flower?
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:40, archived)
# hehehe
woo to the pic
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:30, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:06, archived)
# congratulations cheif
and woo picture!
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:07, archived)
# you sir
are *that* arse
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:08, archived)
# Oh Christ!
Has he been having a stretch round back?
(Dr Funkenstein - back in the civilised world, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:14, archived)
# good lord that looks painful
*congratulates*
*hands over painkillers and some flag-b-gone botty cream*
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:15, archived)
# congrats
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:20, archived)
# Pft!
I read that as 'I poo posts'

Congratsorz
(Fizz Bitch, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:43, archived)
# congratumalations!
i know that's where most of my posts come from
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Look mom, I got a certificate!
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:54, archived)
# yay for certificates
(emptyspace, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:55, archived)
# hahahaha
thats pretty much all an ARCOM is lol.
(I helped save b3ta! The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Surely no accident could be worse....


Newbies be warned!
(Dr Funkenstein - back in the civilised world, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:41, archived)
#
*tubgirl*
&
*lemonparty*

are fine though?
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:43, archived)
# Tubgirl?
"I can't believe it's not sweetcorn."
(Smudger, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:44, archived)
# It's an enema
wrapped in an enigma.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:47, archived)
# She's a question
wrapped inside an enigma
(Tetsuo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:56, archived)
# but still
wrapped in an enema.
unfortunately.
*applies mindbleach*
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:03, archived)
# Tubgirl!!!
/shudders at the thought

Never heard of lemonparty though. Back in a mo....
(Dr Funkenstein - back in the civilised world, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:47, archived)
# Just some old guys
having some fun... 100% not offensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:47, archived)
#
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:48, archived)
# Heh heh
My boss is a neurotic egomaniacal bitch. Must do this tomorrow.
(Dr Funkenstein - back in the civilised world, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:52, archived)
# twice in one day
your boss must hate you :~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:58, archived)
# don't worry...
I rotate with Lemonparty Goatse and Tubgirl to keep him amused
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:09, archived)
# Oh for the love of fuck!
Why, why did I not heed my own warning?

/goes off to gouge out eyes
(Dr Funkenstein - back in the civilised world, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:49, archived)
# Yay!
/files for postal ballot...

What sort of biscuits, though? You can't buy my vote with tat like Nice or Polo...
(Dr Funkenstein - back in the civilised world, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:51, archived)
# polo biscuits?
never heard of them.

chocolate hob nobs win my vote, if only for the name
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:52, archived)
# polo am nice biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:53, archived)
# Maybe
you only get them in Ireland. They're hard and sweet, with a dusting of nasty sugar crystals. Last bought in 1978.
(Dr Funkenstein - back in the civilised world, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:54, archived)
# jaffa cakes
but does their name disqualify them from the categorical discussion?
(I helped save b3ta! agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:54, archived)
# them
is actually cakes... proved in court of law for evading the dreaded biscuit tax.
(Elfroid How Long Have We Had These?, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:18, archived)
# Looks like
Tunnocks caramel biscuits
(bang, and the dirt is gone, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:53, archived)
# i always prefered taxi's to caramels
when it comes to mummys lunch box favourites
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:54, archived)
# that is all i have eaten
all weekend.. bloody taxi biscuits.. they rock!
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:06, archived)
# vote for Lemony Party?
IT`S A SIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:53, archived)
# what's wrong with tubgirl?
(I helped save b3ta! shin0r, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:58, archived)
# absolutely
nothing
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:06, archived)
# made me laugh like a loon !
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:13, archived)
# hahaha!
that really made me laugh out loud.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:27, archived)
# S
PONG!
(nunoncastors is more serious than cancer, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:44, archived)
# What accident
is typing goatse?

It must be a damn rare random string of characters.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:46, archived)
# it needed a bit more.. Woo uu though
(emptyspace, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:48, archived)
# Arf!
Yep, you've definitely "improved" it!
(Dr Funkenstein - back in the civilised world, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:50, archived)
# I could not stop myself
(emptyspace, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:56, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:50, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:50, archived)
# hahaha
spread `em!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:54, archived)
# Gnomes are ergonomic.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:55, archived)
# ive learnt a new word today
however i can't be too sure how often i'll be using it in the future.

the future.
aaaah, yes... the future.
(I helped save b3ta! agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:52, archived)
# Please tell me
you didn't search for it; the film was meant to warn people, but looks like it's just stirred up more interest in the G-man.

/secretly pleased
(Dr Funkenstein - back in the civilised world, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:56, archived)
# Hang the fuck on...
"Funky in Taiwan"?

In Taiwan?

Whereabouts?
(Tetsuo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:55, archived)
# Erm, mainly in my flat
There's precious little funky about Taiwan. I live in Hsing-chuang, in SW Taipei (not for long though). You?
(Dr Funkenstein - back in the civilised world, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:57, archived)
# Hsinchuang?
I'm in the middle of Taipei, near Da'an Park. And come on, there's some pretty funky places about, depending on musical taste.
(Tetsuo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:58, archived)
# I know
There are some great little places. I'm just pissed off at the moment due to a nasty work situation (doing the old bushiban thing). You Taiwanese or visiting?
(Dr Funkenstein - back in the civilised world, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:59, archived)
# Ah, fair enough then.
And given the options, I'd say visiting. Been here a bit over a year now, but managed to avoid the English teaching thing successfully the whole time.
(Tetsuo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:01, archived)
# A wise choice
Although it's pot luck. Some great schools, some that are reminiscent of the gulag archipelago. Went to My Place last night. Had a great evening. Where do you usually chill?
(Dr Funkenstein - back in the civilised world, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:03, archived)
#
I do work for one buxiban, Howard (on Nanyang St., near Taipei Main Station), but not as a teacher.

And I haven't been up the Combat Zone yet, too far for my liking. Usually I head to Riverside, Blue Note, or a friend's bar, Laku Laku.
(Tetsuo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:07, archived)
# My first time in the Zone
It's well worth a trip. I usually go to Bistro in Shida, or 45 if I can't be arsed. Where's Laku Laku?
(Dr Funkenstein - back in the civilised world, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:09, archived)
# Might have to head up that way then.
45, which one is that? The one down by Guting MRT?

Laku Laku's down by Sun Yat-sen MRT - out the northwestern-most exit, down the lane to the left, about the third alley on the right. I think. Something like that. Alley 7 on that lane. I've got a friend who plays guitar and sings there every Thursday night, so I head there every week for that. It's pretty quiet, and definitely more a bar than a dance place. Definitely.
(Tetsuo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:17, archived)
# I'm in Barnsley
its fucking shit
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:17, archived)
# Holy shit
I think one of my workmates here is from Barnsley.
(Tetsuo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:18, archived)
# Ha ha, small world
My whole family is from South Yorkshire and 1/2 of them live in Barnsley now
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:19, archived)
# HaHa
Yes it is! My girlfriend's from Huddersfield; everyone there looks down on Barnsley. They reckon you're all slow or summat...
(Dr Funkenstein - back in the civilised world, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:20, archived)
# I'm about to lose my connection to b3ta for asking but...
Where are you from originally and do you consider Taiwan to be China?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:02, archived)
# New Zealand originally,
and definitely don't think Taiwan's part of China. No massive political motivation for the belief, but having been to both, I really do think Taiwan is markedly different to the mainland. That, and I believe that any place's people should have the right to determine their own fate, and the majority here aren't in favor of being brought into the Communist fold.
(Tetsuo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:04, archived)
# Yeah, I know that, most of the world recognises it
It's just China that refuses to see it. I'm in South China myself at the min and it's actually written into my contract not to mention this kind of stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:07, archived)
# Jesus!
That's harsh. Heading your way in July, but just for holiday....
(Dr Funkenstein - back in the civilised world, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:10, archived)
# We won't tell if you don't.
And it doesn't surprise me about the contract thing. Ah well, long as the job and living are alright eh?
(Tetsuo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:12, archived)
# Pfft
I'm not renewing my contract, put it that way.

Edit: Did you guys notice China sneaking that policy through that would mean it's literally an act of war for Taiwan to declare itself independant? Scary stuff given that it looks like it's going to be approved :s
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:14, archived)
# Well,
there's plenty of room over this way.
(Tetsuo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:14, archived)
# Certainly did
A million protested against it here. Bet that wasn't in the news where you are!
(Dr Funkenstein - back in the civilised world, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:19, archived)
# Actually the law's already been passed.
I was part of the protest myself. Hell of a thing, that protest, and that law is scary as fuck. Definitely making sure I've got fundage to get the hell out of here when the bombs start dropping.
(Tetsuo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:21, archived)
# I'm Irish
And consequently am wary of sticking my nose into other country's political affairs. I can only say that most of my Taiwanese colleagues would be aghast at the suggestion of being part of China. Although many of them consider themselves Chinese...
(Dr Funkenstein - back in the civilised world, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:04, archived)
# Yeah,
but the thing that causes the confusion is that Chinese can be both a nationality AND an ethnicity. Most of the people I know here would call themselves ethnic Chinese of Taiwanese nationality.
(Tetsuo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:05, archived)
# Yep
My students are really confused about it, though most of them (elementary school age) very definitely consider themselves Taiwanese, which probably tells you something about the future of the country. So you here long term then?
(Dr Funkenstein - back in the civilised world, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:08, archived)
# Yeah,
pretty much. Considering at least another couple of years, partly 'cause I like it here, partly 'cause it's a good business decision. (Working as a Chinese-to-English translator, more business working from here.)
(Tetsuo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:13, archived)
# Good luck with it all
Sounds like you're onto a good one. If you fancy a beer sometime, my email is in profile.
(Dr Funkenstein - back in the civilised world, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:18, archived)
# Might take you up on that.
Must be good to get out of Hsinchuang whenever possible, hehe.
(Tetsuo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:19, archived)
# isn't chinky a kind of food?
*runs*
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:09, archived)
# Arf!
So there you are!
(Dr Funkenstein - back in the civilised world, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:10, archived)
# and a type of food
/alan partridge
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:21, archived)
# when asked where i feel our country is at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:34, archived)
# Fishing?
(Tetsuo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:36, archived)
# gone
yes
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:37, archived)
# woo
to the idea.

not enough poops in the water for my view though
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:36, archived)
# Woo uu
More raw sewage
(emptyspace, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:37, archived)
# Yes, this.
You can never have enough raw sewage.

Woo to the pic though, it's high in hummus.
(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:38, archived)
# Mmm....
sewage...
"hnnnnnnng..."
*flushes*
there you go!
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:41, archived)
# Ta!
*adds to collection*
(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:43, archived)
# you want more?
apply to:
Severn Trent and ask for the contracts and suppliers section.
I'm sure they could give you loads more :)
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:51, archived)
# Well, I suppose I did say you can never have enough...
*contacts Severn Trent*

*is flooded with raw sewage*

It appears you can have enough.
(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:56, archived)
# not only sewage


quick dirty animated toxic sewage
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:49, archived)
# yay!
*adds to the toxicity of the sewage*
*curses the hot chilli sauce*
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:52, archived)
# consider the plateface
floating shit is a winner every time.
(I helped save b3ta! agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:39, archived)
# ah, for plate face was what tempted me to draw it
along with my dad downstairs moaning that britain is up the creek, and no fucker can save it
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:41, archived)
# out and about doing impressions of Jesus?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:54, archived)
# erm
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:55, archived)

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