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That Chinese rescue deal - the facts

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Three Dog Man, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:02, archived)

I hate those sympathy seekers!

"I am out of a job and all I know is building cars"
Lousy, scroungers!, Get another fucking job, it's not bastard hard!

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:05, archived)

yeah maybe they could work at mcdonalds or something

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eponymous Oh!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:24, archived)

You can see it in his beady little eyes

*First animation, go easy*

(insanityboy, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:57, archived)

hahahaha!

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:58, archived)

Woo

and TJ,

that Rss icon search from earlier, try looking at the site it came from,

www.vanilla-gallery.com/pages/time.html

I've studied it thoroughly, and holy moly! NSFW

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:59, archived)

trippy.

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:01, archived)

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:56, archived)

hahahah

coool

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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:56, archived)

reminds me of the "Congratulations, you're not Mick Hucknall" card...

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:56, archived)

Another chance for this

Usually for pictureless threads

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:58, archived)

hahaaa!

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:09, archived)

hahaha!

how hatstand! wooyaywooyaywooyaywooyayhouplahhouplahouplahulahoops

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eponymous Oh!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:26, archived)

Pearoast from 3.00 am last night

Sorry about size and quality it used to be about 700kb :(

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:51, archived)

argh!

(eyes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:38, archived)

ICH LIEBE ES!

What mistake?

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:39, archived)

J'adore est...not quite the same :(

nice photoshop too.

Talking about forign adverts, has anyone seen the "washing machines live longer with calgon" in german, it's great!

(mrtinybrain, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:41, archived)

Link it

I'm strangelt intrigued. On emule I've just found it in Russian, and what looks like a remix of the Dutch one.

BTW is any else having trouble connecting emule and BT properly on BT Broadband lately?

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When the internet was all fields, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:47, archived)

BT is working fine here

I don't use emule, so I couldn't tell you there

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:06, archived)

me too

sounds pretty much the same to me

waschenmachinen (german for live)lange mit calgon

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eponymous Oh!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:28, archived)

J'AIME IST

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When the internet was all fields, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:41, archived)

I believe it would be "J'adore ca"

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:42, archived)

Excuse my cunning linguistics

My point was, in German it's "ich liebe es"
es=it
est=French for is
:-)

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When the internet was all fields, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:43, archived)

ahhhh...

i don't speak german :D

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:45, archived)

Well you know whose fault that is

Damn Americans*

Best read with irony gland on high

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When the internet was all fields, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:48, archived)

hehehehe

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:49, archived)

mine goes all the way up to eleven

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eponymous Oh!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:29, archived)

woops

I said I love is...**YAY FOR IS!**

(mrtinybrain, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:44, archived)

this reeks of

bandwagon potentials

Stop right now before you suck.

I mean you.

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:44, archived)

shush

Even old timey b3tans are spindling hatred about shops that are potential bandwagons nowadays... pish posh! If it's a wagon, so be it! Until then no complaining.

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Koogas, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:46, archived)

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:44, archived)

More of this sort of thing.

(Withiel assumes the position!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:51, archived)

hehehehe

do you work there too then?

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:45, archived)

arf!

fortunately not. However, I did work in another fast food joint once but it was only for 6 hours - I have my pride :o)

(eyes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:56, archived)

You hate it?!

I have to work for the fuckers!
ARGH!

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:45, archived)

that explains the greasy hair.......

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:47, archived)

Hahaha

When I wash it I look like Robert Plant.
It's not such a bad thing.

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:50, archived)

yes!

i've been growin mine for a bit now... it's nearly down to my chin. i'm starting to look like Rob Flynn outta Machine Head.

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:52, archived)

Mine's past my chest

So I'm doing quite well

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:53, archived)

it refuses to grow quickly.

I've started taking Kelp tablets (as I'm told they work...)

I wanna be able to windmill....

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:54, archived)

like this:

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:56, archived)

goes well with earshot - wait

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Koogas, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:59, archived)

I can do that!

Albeit with a left handed strat
(telecaster in a few weeks thank fuck)

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:01, archived)

Fender?

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:02, archived)

Yup

Much rather have a Gibson.
But that'd take me years

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:03, archived)

IN THE MOUTH

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eponymous Oh!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:30, archived)

Psh, placebos

I trimmed mine about a year ago and it's grown really well.
I'm really getting the 70's look, it's great :D

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:57, archived)

I've met one English

person working there!! We thought we met one another time but then looked at his name badge and it was russian :( *sighs*

"What do you call an attractive Russian...a tourist :D" (apologies to all Russians)

(mrtinybrain, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:48, archived)

surely that should be an attractive person in russia?

sorry for being an evil pedant just makes mor sense to me that way.

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eponymous Oh!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:32, archived)

surely that should be an attractive person in russia?

sorry for being an evil pedant just makes more sense to me that way.

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eponymous Oh!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:32, archived)

Right into the Big Mac sauce...

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When the internet was all fields, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:56, archived)

Not my own work... Thought you guys might like it.

(2eq, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:37, archived)

hahahahaha

:o)

(eyes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:38, archived)

mmmmm...

MORE HOFF!!

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:39, archived)

I saw

the orignal picture of this...or at least i saw this one not realising the buy from bay watch is in the background (That's the right person yeh)?

(mrtinybrain, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:39, archived)

Teh hoff was in more than baywatch....

Knightrider to name another fantastic program!

(Fraser -Click for the shrine, and try to beat it!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:43, archived)

baywatch

was the first thing to mind!

(mrtinybrain, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:44, archived)

Knightrider...

so clever...so stylish...

(kneebins, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:45, archived)

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:40, archived)

Is this as fast shoppery as I think it was?

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Koogas, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:48, archived)

chances are.....

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:50, archived)

This!

As it cocking rules

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:52, archived)

Moo sounds for pigs

is the way of the future.

(Fizz Bitch, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:37, archived)

No way!

Moo for us cows!
Piss off and get your own sounds

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:40, archived)

one

year they tried to get a pig into parliment :D

(mrtinybrain, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:41, archived)

Hahaha

Sounds like a cunning plan.

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:43, archived)

Only it wasn't cunning enough.

(Fizz Bitch, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:47, archived)

Ahh

But that's the beauty of Baldrick's plans

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:55, archived)

Stroking my...

... oh, nevermind.. ;)

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oucheh I am have confused, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:32, archived)

tbh it looks like its the other way around

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:34, archived)

that is some

lazy stroking you got there. poor cat has to do it for itself.

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halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:36, archived)

will it ever stop

woo

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pippy is a truck, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:36, archived)

Hahaha

Go cat go!

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:39, archived)

Yay for animatons

I wish I had a cat*
_{*one that woudln't die in under a year that is}

Ne-way
NIGHT ALL... tonight i'll get 3 hours sleep and probably a good yelling at by my research supervisor tomorrow.

(Azzek!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:39, archived)

Havent seen a 'gen in here for ages

(Attention Whore, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:30, archived)

oooooooo.

green.

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:32, archived)

This was never my world

you took the angel away

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Bling Blong Bling Blong, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:38, archived)

woohoo to gens

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:33, archived)

'gen Schmen

CFB

Its a nice one though :)

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:33, archived)

you mustve spent ages

renderin them trees.

what program you use?

(Attention Whore, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:34, archived)

Photoshop

Like So
Part Artrage, Part real photos, part photoshop

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:35, archived)

it's what's technically know as the view from my mate's garden

swankified up so it looks ace

edit: just dug out the original www.lemony.co.uk/tmp/matts.jpg

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:36, archived)

This ^

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:37, archived)

That's beautiful

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:37, archived)

Ta :)

This is my favourite though

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:38, archived)

These are so lully!

They make me happy :)

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:42, archived)

even a 3 year old can use terragen!!?!!/!11

32k!?!1

edit : woo

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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:34, archived)

very nice indeed

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:37, archived)

Best 'gen ever

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:39, archived)

does

anyone else see the eagle in the sky?

(mrtinybrain, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:42, archived)

Dr and the Medics.

oh wait... no. that was a spirit.

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:44, archived)

bindun?

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weirdbeard, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:27, archived)

arf!

(Fraser -Click for the shrine, and try to beat it!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:36, archived)

Funny

Haha!

(2eq, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:39, archived)

Mr Duck 5

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:27, archived)

EDIT// just noticed i missed my b3taday... it was today

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SolidGoldChimp, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:27, archived)

plans for the weekend then?

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:29, archived)

I just phoned and asked for kevin

and they said he wasn't there today....

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:37, archived)

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:27, archived)

hahaha!

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:30, archived)

hahahaha

exxxcellent

(eyes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:40, archived)

once again for the evening crew

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hypnochimp, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:26, archived)

Christ

you know me so well!
ARF!

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:27, archived)

woo, that's

king george...isn't it?

(mrtinybrain, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:38, archived)

Queen dissolved Parliament today

(pershino, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:10, archived)

Hooray!

(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:11, archived)

You love anything anti-government

Just don't fucking work for them

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:20, archived)

Pfff!

Watching Mr Howard dissolve... class!

Btw: What ming the merciless mind control game?

(Attention Whore, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:14, archived)

Gods.....

....how I wish this was true!

Woo-Yay!

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:14, archived)

What would the resulting drink be called?

I'd call it "Creme De Useless Twats"

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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:16, archived)

that is quite inspired

woo

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:53, archived)

Techie Luvvie Link

Hardly worth posting, so here's a related something to try. Type "rss icon" into Google image search. Top right image ...

/bloody Japs

*fwap*

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badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:06, archived)

and like a fool

i follow your instructions. I don't know what's going on there but I don't like it.

(nunoncastors is more serious than cancer, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:13, archived)

wtf

i have safe search on as well, don't want to pollute my mind

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:13, archived)

eh?

you don't want to pollute your mind, yet you're on b3ta?
There's so much pollution here, it's like the secret waste dump behind Sizewell Nuclear Power Station.

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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:15, archived)

What a fine rss she has too

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When the internet was all fields, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:14, archived)

err

she looks dead to me!

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:26, archived)

Saves on the rohypnol bill

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When the internet was all fields, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:29, archived)

yeah true

but the easy clean cock wipes cost a fortune!

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:31, archived)

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:59, archived)

nice hair action

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:00, archived)

Alternative romance does indeed RAWK

but I can't be arsed to post on your forum as I am all teh lazy.

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Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:03, archived)

thankyou sir.

If you send me nice thoughts using the power of your brain (and an msn message or sommat) I can link you to some other full tracks, hidden craftily in the depths of the site. ooooo.

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:07, archived)

Yay but need your msn address to do that

my email is in my profile you could send a link there :)