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# Look in to my Aye-ayes...
...not around the Aye-ayes!

(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:24, archived)
# argh!
teh cow-bat thing!
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:27, archived)
# sorta reminds me of
the spider monkey from Dead Alive
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:30, archived)
# argh!
teh paradox!
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:33, archived)
#
Took HIM longer than 3 days...eh?
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:20, archived)
# hahaha
clever
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:25, archived)
# Shameless repost


Added extra:
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:18, archived)
# that gives me more horn
than words can express.
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:20, archived)
# What about me?
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:22, archived)
# i don't know,
does it give you the horn?
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:26, archived)
# Certainly does
But you didn't ask
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:27, archived)
# Your dead baby fetish
returns, scarily.
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:28, archived)
# Returns?
It never bloody left me
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:29, archived)
# that made fly cry...
(, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 2:58, archived)
# Scary Tree!
ooooo!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
edit: it's a bit fluffy, isn't it
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:13, archived)
# Wooooo!
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:14, archived)
# ooooo indeed
Woo!
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:14, archived)
# Run away run away run away
Chop it down.

w/y/h

Oh, and turn it into matches.
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:15, archived)
# ah yes, but when it's matches
it'll burn your house down!
ooooooo!
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:15, archived)
# Scary tree!
oooeeeeeeooooooo
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:16, archived)
# It's OK
I live in a swimming pool.
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:18, archived)
# oh
well then you've escaped successfully
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:19, archived)
# But
has drowned instead.
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:20, archived)
# pfffft
oh well
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:22, archived)
# It'd fill your home with petrol
And burn it down
oooooooeeeeeeeooooooo
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:19, archived)
# B4stard
But good idea anyway.
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:21, archived)
# *sings stereophonics to ones self*
It only takes one tree, to make a thousand matches! Only takes one match, to burn a tHousand trees!
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:19, archived)
# GAH!
/Ears bleed
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:20, archived)
# lack of rock and roll
for too long causes ear bleeding. FACT
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:23, archived)
# Oddly
I was rocking and rolling earlier.
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:24, archived)
# you should change
your username then :) What were you RnRing to?
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:29, archived)
# Zep of course
ANd yes I should, but I was listening to Rock and roll at the time :)
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:30, archived)
# nice.
I still remeber the first tiME i heard immigrant song. One of the greatest days of my life!
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:33, archived)
# The live version is better
Kashmir just grabbed me by the balls and still hasn't let go :)
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:40, archived)
# on how the west was won?
I have to agree!

Have you heard Roger Daltreys version of that with the LSO I think it is.

Fucking Brilliant!
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:47, archived)
# I think over the hills and far away is great too
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:49, archived)
# Burning down the house!
Who's house? Rons house!

edit/ oooeeeooo
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:20, archived)
# *sings the 'burning down the house' song*
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:22, archived)
# Sci fi noise
oooooooeeeeeeooooooo
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:23, archived)
# Ooooo
Scary tree!
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:15, archived)
# Ooh!
I like that!
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:54, archived)
# Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:13, archived)
# YES!
*waits for the wall*
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:14, archived)
# I'm not sure why but
I think I'm in love with that.

*might be due to large amounts of lager
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:18, archived)
# MORE OF THIS SORT OF THING!!!
Yay!
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Yea, I agree with the monkey...
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:12, archived)
# I agree too!
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:15, archived)
# yeah
crap compo and no newsletter.
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:19, archived)
# A while ago now...
Did we not have a question about what compos we would like to see, whatever happened to that???
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:23, archived)
# Especially when we already knew the answer...
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:23, archived)
# WINNER!
Honestly the funniest entry I've seen for a while!

(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:38, archived)
# bit dull this

i know everyone seen it, but i need information, i'm stuck on a 28k dail-up since i am estanged from the missus, at me dads house with a really infected computer with 64k of ram, any who, has reckless Rik been about at all today?, as i left him getting a night bus last night through the dodgy steets of north london
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:05, archived)
# YES! WOO YAY!
classic....
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:06, archived)
# he was last seen
in the celebrity morgue section at rotten.com

having been run over by Chris Eubank driving a brewery truck
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:07, archived)
# He was on this afternoon
But I only saw him for a little while
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:08, archived)
# yes saying how he had to get off said bus to chunder
then walk five miles home
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:08, archived)
# hahaha
bloody light weight, still at least he is at home
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:10, archived)
# saw him earlier
strangely dressed as a pig, running towards
an old police phone box
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:12, archived)
# i havent seen it





\stevie wonder
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:09, archived)
# He was on earlier...
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:09, archived)
# hahah
sick
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:12, archived)
# Great stuff
Rik was on earlier. Dunno when
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:15, archived)
# sick
but woosome
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:26, archived)
# we borrowed a grill from a friend yesterday, and i wasn't allowed to use it...
...on account of my love for fire...but Luis is at work...and i just decided i wanted a burger for lunch...bwahahaha
he'll neeeever knoooow....
now, if you'll excuse me, i have to draw myself some new eyebrows before he gets home...
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:00, archived)
# In my head
the noise that fire makes is "Foof!"
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:02, archived)
# Nice pic!
I get jealous of things like that, because I'm rubbish at it >.<
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:02, archived)
# damn these people with their ability to draw.
They should have their brains harvested and the sweet, sweet creative juices shared equally among the population.
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:22, archived)
# where can i host this fucking animated gif.
getting fucked off witrh all these 'free' hosts.
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:03, archived)
# Jesus Christ!
What are you doing? and why do yuou keep asking for help?
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:04, archived)
# normally wouldnt be a problem but....
...posting that flash anim the other day has made me exceed my usual host bandwidth so i need somwhere to host this movie i made, its top too. getting frustrated now.
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:05, archived)
# how big is it ?
Imageshack.us will host flash, then you rip out the code from the link to point directly to the flash and avoid their banners etc
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:10, archived)
# :D
msn groups will do the trick, use that.

problem solved.
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:04, archived)
# no doubt
not as easy as FTPing or browse and upload
but it will definitely do the deed.
If you're gonna go shopping - you better know ahead of time where you're going to stow your wares.
nice metapwhore huh?
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:09, archived)
# MSN Groups
will do the job...
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:04, archived)
# the file is too big for msn groups.
any other suggestions?
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:08, archived)
# size?
did you optimize it since your earlier post?
I suspect you need to fix the filesize...

edit: I bet it rocks - but if it's too big, you'll need to spend $$ on storage and bandwidth or set up your own server, also $$.
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:17, archived)
# questions
what application did you use to create this animated gif?

would you be willing to email it to someone who could optimize the file for you?

how big is the damn file?

LOL - hey - nobody is trying to run you off or dis you... just need more info if you want help.
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:31, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:04, archived)
# you're being very quiet
no something i don't , eh?
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:07, archived)
# I'm currently reading
CountZero
what a great book
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:05, archived)
# Arf!


/remembers shiny new gas barbecue

/remembers spectacular fireball melting gazebo
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Errm


(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:56, archived)
# Wheres the monkey
with downs syndrome?
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:58, archived)
# hurrah!
have an entirely unrelated repost:
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:59, archived)
# Nice
I would have recognised her too!
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:00, archived)
# haha
me too
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:26, archived)
# oh no, their dad is dead!
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:54, archived)
# hahaha
Oh noes!
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:56, archived)
# nice post, here, let me threadjack it :)
kryogenix.org/code/conposter/index.php

Now everyone can join the tory poster changing bandwagon without photoshop or anything, fun eh :)
eidt: kryogenix.org/code/conposter/queue/16263.png
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:56, archived)
# Yup, saw it yesterday...
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:58, archived)
# at last.
kryogenix.org/code/conposter/display.php?p=16269

it's like a sign bandwagon, but without a proper picture of a sign.
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:58, archived)
# go on then
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:02, archived)
# Lynne, I'm not driving a Mini Metro.
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:03, archived)
# ooh, ohh! my turn!
"it's the japanese mercedes"
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:09, archived)
# ???
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:38, archived)
# Oh no!
Woo! Great mash.
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:57, archived)
# best call all the kings horses and all the kings men
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:59, archived)
# What good will that be?
They'll never put him back together again
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:03, archived)
# and what if the germans invade?
We'll have no armoury! They'll all be fixing a bloody egg!
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:12, archived)
# reminds me of this gem
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:02, archived)
# is their dad
Bod?
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:12, archived)
# they're dad's dead, you sick fuck
have some respect
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:14, archived)
# I know that.
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:17, archived)
# *cries*
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:20, archived)
# *Laughs at Mr Chopper being a gayer!*
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:21, archived)
# *fap fap fap*
what was that? i couldn't here you over my ball-slapping to the latest gay sex flick on the net and that.
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:23, archived)
# *congratulates....
mr chopper on his sarcastic tone* =D
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:25, archived)
# well done, sir
handshake?
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:27, archived)
# How's about a hug?
=D
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:35, archived)
# careful...
i might accidently bum you off. i'm bum-happy i am.
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:36, archived)
# Aren't we all?!?!







\how's that for a twist?!?
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:37, archived)
# who'd have thought it?!
i was dead all along!!!11!
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:39, archived)
# damn you and your witty retorts!
*shakes fist*

*hopes mr chopper doesn't use it for evil*

*hums theme tune to the munsters to himself*
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 23:45, archived)
# Probably Bindun, but...
but...
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:42, archived)
# thankyou
that's been in my head all day
thankyou for releasing it without me
having to open head / 'shop / etc.
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:47, archived)
# I like that
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:50, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:42, archived)
# nice!!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:44, archived)
# Woo!
Nicely done. Especially the B&W hair against the red jumper - I can never manage to get hair to look right right.
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:52, archived)
# neither can i
or in photoshop either
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:53, archived)
# Haha,
Yeah, real life's even worse. You don't need to worry about the back in photoshop.
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:56, archived)
# Yup.
I probably would
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:48, archived)
# eye eye
noice
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:48, archived)
# A little tit-bit of knowledge for you
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:41, archived)
# that's not true
and you fucking know it
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:42, archived)
# Prove it...
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:44, archived)
# *throws jam*
*throws a rock*
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:45, archived)
# Bah
You win this round
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:49, archived)
# *throws scissors and paper*
Make a game of it?
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:49, archived)
# jam, scissors, and paper?
you've lost it...
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:50, archived)
# of course i have!
I've missed a night at on & on to be here lurking and japing!
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:51, archived)
# boo
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:33, archived)
# oh yeah thats the stuff
*eyes widen with glee*

*fwaps*
*beats*
*fwaps*
*beats*
*fwaps*
*beats*
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:36, archived)
# I always finish faster
when theyre dead
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:37, archived)
# you are very skilled
at scaring the crap out of me

woo!!
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:37, archived)
# ?
party v.intrans: To celebrate or carouse at or as if at a party.
rock v.intrans: To play or dance to rock 'n' roll*

(*amongst other meanings including moving back and forth)
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:37, archived)
#
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:38, archived)
# don't believe me or dictionary.com?
ok... have Chambers English Dictionary...

(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:46, archived)
# pwnd!!1111!!!!
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:48, archived)
# a person can
also rock a cradle
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:38, archived)
# lovely cheeks!
Perfect for bashing!

I have to agree with you on the use of english ;)
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:38, archived)
# bruisetastic
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:40, archived)
# too tough for you?
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:33, archived)
# *scratching head*
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:35, archived)
# a "please-let-me-put-my-willy-in-your-mouth cassette", or is that just MY childhood?
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:35, archived)
# Stop making me laugh,
not supposed to laugh at that sort of thing..

snigger
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:37, archived)
# Close
but no willy/cigar
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:37, archived)
# yes
thankyou to the exported fluid that is stella artois, too tough tonight.
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:40, archived)
# If anyone gives up
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:48, archived)
# i c what youve done there
you've switched the word police for please. genius!
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:57, archived)
# Meanwhile, down at Portmeirion's second biggest Greasy Spoon...
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:30, archived)
# no gravey
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:32, archived)
# i just
laughed out loud then!

W/Y/H!
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:41, archived)
# hahaha
slack sacked gayer!
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:41, archived)
#
"I say old bean, did you just parp?"

"or drop a toffee?"
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:27, archived)
# har har har
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:31, archived)
# Yep its me, threadjacker extraidinaire....
...but i need help again. Finsished my animated gif (your gonna love it) but i cant host the bastard coz ive use up my monthly bandwith. Where can i put a 1 meg (i know, i know) animated gif without loss of quality, tried photobucket and it was tiny, unwatchable. Any help?
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:32, archived)
# ask Baz
UYA
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:33, archived)
# wot?
?
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:34, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:36, archived)
# Up
Your
Arse
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:36, archived)
# no help here, ukdragon?
has Rik been about today?
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:34, archived)
# I don't know,
msn groups? you could also break it into different parts and host them seperately.
/not helpful
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:36, archived)
# hahaha
how dapper old chap. woo
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh Shit
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 22:25, archived)

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