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I now have 100gigs of bandwidth a month. Expect to see me posting all sorts of low quality crap to justify it

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 4:28, archived)

I have 20 gig per month

so what's my excuse?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 4:29, archived)

To be honest they talk about these limits but I've come close to

doubling my apparant 30gb limit a couple of times and had no issues

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 4:31, archived)

Lucky you

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 4:32, archived)

Depends on your host...

if I go even a couple of MBs over I'll be charged. It's not a lot, but it adds up if I really bust my limit.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 4:36, archived)

That's pretty harsh...

Though not as harsh as one package I saw. You know BT offer one package that's 1mbit broadband with 1gb a month bandwidth allowance? Can anyone else spot the problem there?

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 4:52, archived)

Compo it,

just because it's fucking different.

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 4:34, archived)

This week I have

261 GB,

I have used 1385.01 MB. Its all about the low quality pics...

(miniuzi, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 4:35, archived)

I have 157 GB

Eat my bandwidth!

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 4:37, archived)

The Turdis! " I'd give that one a few light years"!!!

(spunkbubble, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 4:24, archived)

Felt bigger on the inside...

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 4:29, archived)

Hahahaha!

Nobody's mentioned "Dr Poo"?

(whirleygig, Sat 1 Oct 2005, 21:48, archived)

That reminds me of this:

www.maxim-magazine.co.uk/games_viz/games_viz_story.php?id=228

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 4:31, archived)

Crap.

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 4:34, archived)

*sniggers*

woo!

Tom Baker always looks like he's just had a poo.

I have to admit, I've started watching Monarch of the Glen just because he's in it.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 4:53, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 4:21, archived)

He's either levitating

or hasn't flushed in a long time.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 4:23, archived)

There's someone down there

I reckon. Must be hard to go with a hand up your arse, but there we are.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 4:24, archived)

Bazil is real damnit!

I'll hear no more of your lies

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 4:27, archived)

"OH MY GOD!

I JUST SHAT A GIANT HUMAN HAND!"

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 4:24, archived)

*snort*

(Lua, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 4:52, archived)

My mother's

uncle has a basil brush puppet. Used to love visiting their place. Would make Boom boom! jokes all night :)

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Ratsta, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 5:29, archived)

BOOM BOOM

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coder.keitaro I like pies!, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 7:04, archived)

Toilet Brush?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 4:53, archived)

You utter bastards

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 4:15, archived)

Kiss me you fool

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 4:21, archived)

Fly you fools!

(The If has remembered this site., Thu 29 Sep 2005, 4:23, archived)

Fly my pretties!

FLY!

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 4:24, archived)

cuntfuckingslagtwat

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 4:36, archived)

He is a celebrity to me.

(miniuzi, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 3:48, archived)

*high fives*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 3:49, archived)

The turd between his legs

didnt come out very well.

But it was too much work to give him diarrhea.

(miniuzi, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 3:52, archived)

TJ since the talk board is mostly dead:

does anyone know anything about Digitech RP3 Guitar Processor multi-pedals? Or that brand of pedal in general?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 3:52, archived)

google

does

(miniuzi, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 3:53, archived)

been there

I have a vague idea from the reviews, but I don't know if I trust them

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 3:54, archived)

Go to a shop and try it out

if you like it, buy it. If you don't, don't.

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 3:55, archived)

some one was selling it on craigslist

I'm not sure shops still have it.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 3:56, archived)

^ this

the missus got me a wee digitech board (2 pedals, loads of effects when you set up the effects banks) and I`d never used them

I think it`s a great wee beast

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 7:43, archived)

Yay!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 4:22, archived)

Her Maj has let herself go a bit

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 3:01, archived)

urk!

They LIVE.

*takes off glasses*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 3:03, archived)

maybe not exactly a celebrity...but

yeah...

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 2:55, archived)

hahahhajhjhhj

exelent

(Salabim, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 5:22, archived)

My poor little bro

is in serious need of a prince (or castration)...

(^Irish^, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 2:52, archived)

*fears*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 3:01, archived)

"Oh yes George, Tony will find it hilarious, London Bridge? - Good Choice!!"

(irishmark persevering, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 2:22, archived)

bahhahahah

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 3:01, archived)

Anyone wanna make a flash animation

so I can add sound and music to it?

(Hairy Midget, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 2:22, archived)

sorry dude,

my flash has music already (and it's shit)
www.coolbubble.com/flash/monsterinmypants.html

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tweaknik, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 2:27, archived)

I could make something

but I'm just too fucking lazy at the moment, and I have some funny music and funny sound effects.

(Hairy Midget, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 2:29, archived)

i hear you brother

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tweaknik, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 2:34, archived)

word

(Hairy Midget, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 2:37, archived)

oo oo! me!

i don't know how to put sound to my flashes!

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 2:51, archived)

Send me the file

email is in my profile or matdabomb15 on AIM

(Hairy Midget, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 3:19, archived)

I just watched 'day of the dead' on 'bee bee see 2' and was bored

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 2:10, archived)

shit...

I missed it...

/bloody Lost, making me watch it, then casting a "missing episode" spanner into the works...

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 29 Sep 2005, 2:12, archived)

missing episode?

huh?

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 2:14, archived)

pie

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 2:14, archived)

oh.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 2:15, archived)

Actually

i don't remember if it was bbc2 or 1

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 2:18, archived)

it was bbc2

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my name is will, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 2:34, archived)

Loads of downloadiness

I thought I had all the sodes, but one was a shitty "Making of" thing...Gotta wait three hours till I can carry on...

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 29 Sep 2005, 2:16, archived)

I thought day of the dead was shit.

Dawn of the Dead gave me the horn though. And so does your pic!

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my name is will, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 2:32, archived)

dawn of the day is the worst, though.

i hate sunrise almost as much as i hate tapioca. curse you, morning light!

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 2:45, archived)

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tweaknik, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 2:07, archived)

thats very good, but:

www.b3ta.com/board/5173867

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 2:11, archived)

are you threatening me?

i recommend that you don't.

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tweaknik, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 2:12, archived)

What you going to do

*nudges* punk..?

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 2:13, archived)

AH!

jesus dude, I've been looking for you!

/In a completely non-threatening way!

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 29 Sep 2005, 2:13, archived)

This is not the b3tard you are looking for.

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 2:14, archived)

i know

why didn't you just mail me

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tweaknik, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 2:14, archived)

I...don't know...

do you know why I wanted you?

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 29 Sep 2005, 2:17, archived)

So you can tell me to go to bed?

I ham very tierd and need purrmission to sleap

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 2:18, archived)

you may sleep

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tweaknik, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 2:19, archived)

thank ye

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 2:31, archived)

yes

you wanted to do a stop-motion version of the mos story.

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tweaknik, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 2:18, archived)

May I have permission?

and also the pic, I can't find it anywhere!

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 29 Sep 2005, 2:31, archived)

sure

as long as I'm credited. It's on the front page at the moment, for which I'm thankful to Mod Almighty.

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tweaknik, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 2:33, archived)

woo!

I will not disappoint.

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 29 Sep 2005, 2:42, archived)

He only got fat towards the end.

Hail to the King!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 3:03, archived)

elvis is ace.

as is your pic. woo!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 2:57, archived)

ha ha ha!

that is am teh bestest!

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bennyhillslovechild, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 3:54, archived)

yet more stuff going bang

no.s 36, 54, 34,7888 & 14 in a series of 1

last for the night i think

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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Thu 29 Sep 2005, 2:07, archived)

what about the numbers....

4,8,15,16,23 and 42?

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 29 Sep 2005, 2:11, archived)

they're so last year

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 2:14, archived)

those numbers

will become very significant soon

/and I'm gonna do a hurley and use them on the lottery

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 29 Sep 2005, 2:18, archived)

well,

no 4 was down here , the rest are still lost to the mysteries of time.

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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Thu 29 Sep 2005, 2:15, archived)

more random exploding* things

no. 5345 in a series of 3.142

*or maybe vaporizing

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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Thu 29 Sep 2005, 1:14, archived)

*a'splodes*

woo!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 1:15, archived)

bubbadubba ksh *bzzzzt*

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 1:18, archived)

and here i thought all along...

...it was the drummer that did the exploding.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 1:19, archived)

it's so cool when shit blows up.

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Shiksa, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 1:28, archived)

this^

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abandonnship, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 1:59, archived)

where are teh cymbals?

very woo :)

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 2:00, archived)

bindun surely?

Edit: *reads earlier posts* oh, are we doing nazis vs waterfoul now?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 1:06, archived)

pretty.

billions of assholes mourned his death,
i'm going to steal his body from its place of rest.
billions of assholes mourned his death,
i'm going to steal his body from its place of rest.
give 'em back the pieces once the ransom's paid,
leave his hypodermics where the money's laid!

elvis is dead, elvis is dead, the big fat goof is dead, dead, dead!

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 1:19, archived)

Elvis had an heart-attack, 'cos he got too bleedin' fat.
He weighed nearly half a ton, he looked more like a pregnant mum.

Elvis is dead, Elvis is dead.

Elvis had a gammy leg, he had a gammy head.
He had a gammy kidney, he's better-off dead.

In August 1977, Elvis met his fate.
But he couldn't get into heaven, 'cos he couldn't get thru the gate.

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 1:27, archived)

Tabloids scream
Elvis seen at a shopping mall
That's the kind of talk
That makes my stomach crawl
Picture a zombie Elvis
In a tacky white jump suit
Just imagine a rotting Elvis
Shopping for fresh fruit
You can't 'cause

Elvis is dead
Elvis is dead
Elvis is dead
Elvis is dead
Elvis is dead
Elvis is dead
Elvis is dead
Elvis is dead

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shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 1:36, archived)

Who cares

he was a no-talent flabby shit

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 1:58, archived)

Woo pic

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shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 1:19, archived)

hahaha

good stuff

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 1:20, archived)

I like the kilroy

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abandonnship, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 2:00, archived)

Turns out 45 degrees is sexy.

click for tastefully nsfw source..

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 1:04, archived)

that is SFW

it's geometry. Nothing more unsexy or objectionable than angles. apart from your post, of course.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 29 Sep 2005, 1:06, archived)

Looks shit compared to the

slightly nsfw one...

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 1:08, archived)

mathematics is a language, my old maths teacher used to tell me

what he failed to convey is that paedophilia is an unconcious compulsion. C'nut.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 29 Sep 2005, 1:12, archived)

We had a geography teacher like that..

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 1:13, archived)

it was the music teacher at my junior school.

Used to get the girls in one at a time and make them touch their toes as a breathing exercise.

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routine has perfected burgers, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 1:23, archived)

his breathing?

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 1:34, archived)

clever

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 1:07, archived)

the geometry of erotica.

you are leonardo da vinci.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 1:09, archived)

I'd like to take this...

from a new angle !

TJ - And also this :

WOULD
.

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paranoiaman, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 1:11, archived)

She appears to be operated by an cartoon man...

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 1:12, archived)

hahahaha

how odd

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 1:14, archived)

dunno

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:58, archived)

ouch

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:59, archived)

Haha

/edit: I'm off, my head is about to explode

(Deus_Ed, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 1:01, archived)

heh, snarky.

also available in oedipus edition.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 1:03, archived)

oops repost for competition.

who is more famouser than the space invader?

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:58, archived)

looks like a fish

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GarethAdams has 45 seconds in the Crystal Dome, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 1:01, archived)

Hehe

I bet space shit glows in the dark

(Deus_Ed, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 1:04, archived)

i can hear the music now.

nice.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 1:07, archived)

speaking of knobs....

i5.photobucket.com/albums/y177/postbear/flexomatic_chump_naked.jpg

not safe for work, unless you work where i do.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:54, archived)

*sets as desktop*

*resigns*

..woo!

and ARARRROROORRRGH!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:56, archived)

heh, thanks.

alternate desktop options:

i5.photobucket.com/albums/y177/postbear/flexomatic_me_naked.jpg

i5.photobucket.com/albums/y177/postbear/flexomatic_demon.jpg

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:57, archived)

(Deus_Ed, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:59, archived)

Ah, somewhere to hang my hat.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 1:02, archived)

demons are sexy.

and they love to hold your hat.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 1:04, archived)

crikey, where do you work?

any vacancies?

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:56, archived)

i work from home, of course.

vacancies: my bathtub needs a good scrubbing.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:58, archived)

ROAAR!

*shakes fist*

(Deus_Ed, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:57, archived)

heh, you were warned.

causing click-regret is fun.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 1:05, archived)

Question; how's it hanging?

Answer; mainly to the left

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 29 Sep 2005, 1:05, archived)

this could make for an interesting bandwagon.

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Shiksa, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 1:31, archived)

here's hoping.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 1:41, archived)

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