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Poor Dot!

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Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:37, archived)

hahahaha

wonderful!

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munkt0n, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:38, archived)

wiping diet coke off my keyboard and monitor

will never look at dot in the same way again.

even more harrowing, my parents neighbour looks like dot *shudder* steering clear of visiting parents for a while.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:41, archived)

but can she take her teeth out?

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Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:58, archived)

thankfully no

so i can make a clear distiction between then and put your picture in a tiny corner at the back of my mind that i will never look at again

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 13:12, archived)

a genuine tears running down my face moment

you just minged out my entire office - nice one! ;)

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zerolicious, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:49, archived)

:))

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Mrfishfinger .com, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:56, archived)

Woo Yay!

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:56, archived)

I recognise that...

Whazzit from?

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Your Mum, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 13:12, archived)

terrahawks

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 13:16, archived)

Terrahawks :-)

Heh...showing your age ;-)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Tue 20 Aug 2002, 13:17, archived)

The answer is

TerraHawks!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 13:17, archived)

That is

spanking fantastic. It's the expression on her face that's the killer...

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snooze, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 13:04, archived)

Eye

Thangyoo!

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Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 13:12, archived)

Shite Water Rafting

Nooooo.... sooooolids.

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:36, archived)

WOO!

YAY! and more of the same

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Dr Drink, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:49, archived)

ming

wondrous
:oD

(sye, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:49, archived)

Following the...

...porno reading pontif and perverted priests comes the naughty nun..
She really is a minx.

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Darryn.R, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:33, archived)

dear!
What have I started-

Good show that man!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:37, archived)

haha

brilliant.

(Altrezia, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:38, archived)

that's awesome

(Mattyboy, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:47, archived)

That's just

(Nelly, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 13:38, archived)

hmmm

hadn't realised quite how nondescript voles actually look.

(sye, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:32, archived)

you reckon he's got one of these on the balcony?

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:31, archived)

John Craven wasn't very scary...

...So they Leonard Nimoy won the part... :(

(Frankie, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:31, archived)

i like zis

it has legs, too...

(sye, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:54, archived)

I used to think they were the same person as a kid

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:54, archived)

great pic

I used it for this too

clicky new windah!

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curry monster, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 13:12, archived)

Cow Hoppers

Growing up in the countryside, 80's fads were just so inaccessible. We made the most of what we had. Anything to be 'part of the gang'. Young Jimmy here, obviously from a wealthy family, is modelling a very rare and quite stunning, Antelope hopper.

(hank honker, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:31, archived)

Proof of where the Kennedy assasins were standing

/coat

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Dr Drink, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:28, archived)

mwhahahaha!

you loon! woo and houpla!

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bananaman, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:31, archived)

thank you, thank you.

I was inspired by the Che Edmonds t-shirt from yesterday.

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Dr Drink, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:39, archived)

still can't hummus

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munkt0n, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:27, archived)

you

utter
utter
loon!

superb!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:28, archived)

that took me a second to spot

but huzzah! to you

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bananaman, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:29, archived)

How about a challenge

entitled 'what happened next' or 'Impending Doom' I can see some potential there

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alistair, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:32, archived)

get your "random outpouring of grief kits" ready

http://www.sohamtragedy.org.uk/

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aubergene, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:25, archived)

The Best Griever so far

was the grey haired female shop worker, sob sob

(z_list, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:27, archived)

still won't be as good

as diana's though.

*ding* Lower basement, hell and heating supplies.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:32, archived)

spanking the monkey? you need...

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popt_art, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:25, archived)

Is It really a jet powered fire truck

or is it a glass cock
fucking boss barred me from b3ta during day time (at home today)

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:16, archived)

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six50, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:12, archived)

YAY!!

Today's been porn-tastic so far!!

I like it!!

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:15, archived)

mwahahahhaha

love it!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:32, archived)

Furtive....

Needs help.

Furtive is alive and well.

But for how long. Evil forces are at work attempting to outdo him.

I know who you are, and I know your parents, just wait till I speak to them, then you'll be in for it, I'm 88 you know, still got my own teeth, I didn't fight in three world wars to allow this to happen, if my Alfie were still alive, then he'd show you, etc. etc. etc

(Troncmaster, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:06, archived)

i like

this one

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:13, archived)

he eats bunnies without ketchup

maybe he could be a customer for pep

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bananaman, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:17, archived)

not wishing to be spoil sport

but i thought the whole of the creature thing was to see how well your creature does in competition with others, not just who can email the most people. Furtive got to number one, you should give it a rest now.

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aubergene, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:17, archived)

Not wishing to sport spoils....

But the whole competition thing with others doesn't even exist.....

The creature only reproduces by being clicked on, or being emailed by others full stop.

(Troncmaster, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:21, archived)

hey troncmaster

if you donated you could have a little furtive to follow you around, wherever you go.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:27, archived)

What you

mean?????

(Troncmaster, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:33, archived)

Heh-heh

well made point Dr P!
:-)

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Wifey, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:35, archived)

Still don't understand..

What she meant.

Donated to whom??

All I ever wanted was a little furtive to follow me around and perhaps sit on my shoulder....

(Troncmaster, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:40, archived)

Donate to b3ta

and you'll get one. It's pimps.

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cobby, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:42, archived)

if you donate cash to B3ta

to help save it. You get a little furtive icon on your posts.... like hers.

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Dr Drink, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:42, archived)

i love it

when someone makes that point.

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iamhyperdog, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:38, archived)

that wasn't the impression i got

from reading the instructions. it would be a pretty crap game if that was true.

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aubergene, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:31, archived)

it is

it is a fairly pointless game

there is one somewhere or other on the interwebby, but it's really old, that does actually try to simulate nature. here it is but you can't see anything unless you go to the place in bradford

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bananaman, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:34, archived)

I think...

You're thinking of here

Much lesser hummus quotient factor

(Troncmaster, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:37, archived)

If you read the instructions fully....

The you will see that the creature interaction stage will be implemented at a later date, to be announced.
At this time the only way to increase population is by email and clicks...

(Troncmaster, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:34, archived)

what page

is that on?

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aubergene, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 13:01, archived)

I have just heard the new

Bruce Springsteen single (called joyous, I think).

It sounds like everything else he has ever done

(thediscokingpin, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:06, archived)

Passport

Photos never look quite like you do they?

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:05, archived)

send 'em back

come 'ere, steal our jobs

(Mattyboy, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:11, archived)

I do hope

that you have potato shopped the numbers on that passport :-)

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tstar, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:13, archived)

I was wondering that myself

Bad news really, putting your 'port numbers on the net....

([]DOo []DOo, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:28, archived)

Not

`actually my passport-
found it online is some 'how to sort out your passport' site.

phew!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:35, archived)

in Richmond

the kids get their butlers to do their tagging.

thanks to Scan

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aubergene, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:04, archived)

such a

lovely idea

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spacefish bong!, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:12, archived)

Woo!!!

YAY!!

I like how he has taken his suit off, so as to not get paint on it ;-)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:12, archived)

Grrr.

Suffering house-buying trauma. Would anyone be so kind as to potatoshop me a solicitor and/or estate agent with the head/body of a weasel? It would make feel soooo much better. Ta.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:04, archived)

nope, but you get my sympathy

if you don't phone the cunts every five minutes, they forget you exist. and then you pay them for the privelige.

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spacefish bong!, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:07, archived)

here you go

i understand your pain, but it does get better, apart from the bills and stuff.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:22, archived)

Woo!

Thankyou very much for that!

New desktop for me!

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:38, archived)

My brother-in-law

is an estate agent. Next time I see him I'll kick him in the shins for you :)

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Ptortoise, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:33, archived)

mobile fonz

nb. this is not an excuse to repost the geordie keyboard, k?

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spacefish bong!, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:01, archived)

I could be doing with one of

those

(thediscokingpin, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:03, archived)

huzzah!

that's great that is

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bananaman, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:03, archived)

aaaaaaahahahaah

the silliness is rampant!!!!
gimme!

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Alfie, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:05, archived)

Now that...

...I like :-)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:04, archived)

hahahha

lol :D

(sye, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:05, archived)

Fab

and groovy to boot!

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Erik Lonnröt, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:07, archived)

Expect that

to land in your own email about a week from now.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:14, archived)

like it

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:16, archived)

i COULD USE ONE OF THOSE FOR WHEN MY COMPUTER BREAKS

He'd bitch slapp it and go "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Woo AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:19, archived)

haw haw

that's ace
now sit on it

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pip, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:22, archived)

i like that

spacefish, here, have a butty.

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iamhyperdog, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:24, archived)

thankyou!

thank you all! perhaps i can still hummus

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spacefish bong!, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:30, archived)

brilliant

love the "A" key as well.
WOO YAY!

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Dr Drink, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:32, archived)

holiday fun!

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Alfie, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:42, archived)

hehehe

huzzah!

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zerolicious, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:47, archived)

fantastic

i say, what was the address of that huge image bank you where on about?

(sye, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:49, archived)

wow!!

what a woo yay! thats the best thing ive ever seen.
here

sshhhhhhhhhhhh!!

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Alfie, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:51, archived)

btw

is that a font youre using in the background? If so, where the heck can I get me some of that!

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Alfie, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:55, archived)

yes

it's blooming discotastic

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bananaman, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:57, archived)

hello

nana, ive got one disco font, but that example is sheer wooness, making fonts is fun, but I havnt got one anywhere near the level of hummus that that one xhibits.

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Alfie, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:59, archived)

oooh

can i have the one you did anyway?

how do you make fonts? do you need some extra special software that costs a lot or something?

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bananaman, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:01, archived)

it was a while ago was mucking around with em

but theres some great freeware font creators, Ill try and dig up a url or two for ya.

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Alfie, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:11, archived)

cheers

if you could

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bananaman, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:13, archived)

if your on messenger, (and high bandwidth

send me a request and Ill send it along to ya, or Ill put it on my site and you can dload it directly, its a macromedia product, v v nifty.

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Alfie, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:20, archived)

msn messenger?

what's your address?

or flibz's?

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bananaman, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:21, archived)

hey hey

its [email protected]

Im thinking actually itll be quicker if I just upload it to my site quick, Ill post you the url in a sec.

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Alfie, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:32, archived)

it's called

dreamland stars. it's a free one of one of those freefont sites, not sure which. i put the colour in with potatoshops styles tab

(sye, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:03, archived)

I love that woo yay

It's fabtastic.

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Monkeyboy, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:52, archived)

Superb ! Mega Mega Woo Yay to you sir

That's made my day, that has ! I'll get you butler !! Opps sorry forgot my medication this morning.....NURSE !!

(whore-monger Thermal rotating gimbal sprockets !!, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:03, archived)

Brilliant!!

I think that upstages everything on the board so far today.

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Craymen, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:29, archived)

Potatoe?

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Your Mum, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:52, archived)

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:55, archived)

huzzah!

looks like we'd all better avoid mountains then

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bananaman, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:56, archived)

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