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# .
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:49, archived)
# That can't be her!!
There's still some cake left!!

God I hate her...and it isn't a weight issue...I just hate her, she could be slim, and I'd still wish her ill
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:52, archived)
# why it is
it's the fact that she thinks she's so attractive, and funny, but she's such a minger and her jokes are worse than Jim Davidson's.

If someone were to shoot her i can honestly say i'd be out in the streets partying
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:56, archived)
# I can't stand her
sooo irritating, and total ming
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 16:43, archived)
# Argggh
It scars my eyes
(Samsonite, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 16:02, archived)
# Rex never did realise he was adopted
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:48, archived)
# poor little mite
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:54, archived)
# That is truly...
...the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Roland Rat, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:59, archived)
# Stun
ning
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 16:07, archived)
# Pope was getting all the action earlier

Looking around, and having just found b3ta today, how many first posts does this damn fine site get in one day? Shouldn't it have taken over the world by now?

And is anyone else trying to pass all this nonsense off at work as research for viral marketing campaigns, 'cos I know I am.
(pymp, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:48, archived)
# you're 5520th registered user
Rob - how many people get the newsletter now?
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:54, archived)
# 42,755
according to
groups.yahoo.com/group/b3ta/
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 16:00, archived)
# I amazed by the number of new people
we get a day, and the overwhelming majority get it almost immediately and produce quality work.

I pass it off as working. My ability to flick between photoshop windows and/or Visual Studio instantly is legendary.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:55, archived)
# yep, that's me
right here

:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 16:27, archived)
#
What happens when you hit the dogs bollocks?
(Samsonite, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:43, archived)
# I'd say
he gets a bit upset.
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 16:08, archived)
# Ta Daaaaa
It is soooo true

(I helped save b3ta! Roland Rat, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:43, archived)
# Ever heard of making the image smaller
.
(Nelly, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:52, archived)
# ah, but the original
was six feet across
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:58, archived)
# I'll have to get a new monitor then!
.
(Nelly, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 16:12, archived)
# Yes
I have heard of making it smaller.....but if you are going to have one have a big one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Roland Rat, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 16:08, archived)
# Which
way was hell?

(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:42, archived)
# woo
and yay
(I helped save b3ta! beardman, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:44, archived)
# Like it
A lot
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:51, archived)
# worthy of a
(JBoom, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 16:11, archived)
# That,
is my second WY ever, i thank you humbly sir...
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 16:14, archived)
# well, extra marks
coz you followed the link I posted earlier for the jesus figures ;)
(JBoom, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 16:23, archived)
# Des Lynams Scrote-O-Meter



First Post!
(m4tt, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:37, archived)
# and good too!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:39, archived)
# yay!
welcome aboard
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:42, archived)
# top work fella
:)
(Sunday Fish Finger, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:42, archived)
# nice
one Monson!
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Last Minute Holiday Gone Wrong!

Club 18-30's raises its standards--> HarryPsauce has Nicked my Idea Above
(Laurie, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:35, archived)
# The Cybermen began to regret this particular disguise


[you guys have probably had the fb to death already but i only just discovered this full size pic of him.]
(Sunday Fish Finger, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:31, archived)
# Why do Cybermen look so sad?
When they have no expression. Or maybe its the gin kicking in.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:46, archived)
# Hoooooooooooooooopla!
that is nice
(sye, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:49, archived)
# sorry bout the hummus factor earlier people
have a look at the lovely gallery!!! We are friday nights!!!

here!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:31, archived)
# russian pie!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:36, archived)
# Amazing
I seem to be the amazing self-sponging guy! Glad to see Russian Pie in a starring role!
Sorry for abandoning you guys on Fri but I promise not to divide my attention next time. Besides, I spent most of Sat being very grateful that I went home when I did - could have been a lot worse!
(I helped save b3ta! numberbruncher - correct by nature, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:41, archived)
# hey bongo bongo!!
not only friday night mate, we carried on till sunday 11 pm, cant wait to see pop tarts shots of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:55, archived)
# tomorrow
tomorrow, i love ya tomorrow.. some goodies in there alright : )
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 16:08, archived)
# hard
core
(I helped save b3ta! numberbruncher - correct by nature, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 16:30, archived)
# yay
i got here just in time
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 16:22, archived)
# isthisyoucabbie?
explication please
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 16:23, archived)
# this wasn't anywhere near as saucy as I expected it to be
www.iwantamassage.com/

don't bother, the biggest thrill is watching the URL
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:21, archived)
# Not done a Glitter
Before - here we go!

(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:19, archived)
# be
careful when you talk about 'doing a glitter...'
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:24, archived)
# Ah!
good point - can doing a Glitter also be refered to as 'Gadding' about?
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:33, archived)
# hardy
har har har ! Very good :)
(JBoom, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:27, archived)
# What has two legs and bleeds a lot?
Half a cat!

Sorry if you've heard it before...
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:13, archived)
# Its
Half a dog....

Honestly, get it right...


/pedantic
(Slacker, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:15, archived)
# Can't believe...
I ballsed up the punchline!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:17, archived)
# round here
bleeding cats are very popular
(sye, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:33, archived)
# why
do dogs lick their balls?

Coz they can't make a fist!
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:35, archived)
# is it half a sheep?
needless spazz...
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:42, archived)
# I take no responsiblity
for this catholic clicky, but it will make you laugh and cry at the same time
(JBoom, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:10, archived)
# Oi Jezza, on the 'ead
He scored a try for our sins, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:21, archived)
# he sure did
but I'm never playing golf with the man....
(JBoom, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:24, archived)
# I can't decide if thats more disturbing
then him "helping the girls with their gymnastics.

I also can't decide if I want the Football (not calling it fucking soccer) or American Football one :)
(ComaToast, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:30, archived)
# The baseball one
looks a bit dodgy to me.
(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:44, archived)
# I´m really sorry
for this.
(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:08, archived)
# Out of interest
What is that a photo of? (the original I mean)
(Slacker, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:12, archived)
# It´s a picture
of an execution in an asian war (don´t know which).
(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:14, archived)
# more than that
it's a still from footage.

/bellboy "going down?"
(sye, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:21, archived)
# actually
that is a photo, but i have seen the footage too
this is a link that says there was a camera crew there too, and not one to the footage.
www.transom.org/news/review/200111.review.nalexanian.html
(sye, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:28, archived)
# its by Eddie Adams
Street Execution of a Vietcong Prisoner, Saigon, Feb. 1, 1968
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:21, archived)
# vietnam
very famous photo of a supposed North Vietnamese spy being executed by a South Vietnamese officer (ie, one of the ones who was meant to be on our side).
Don McCullin?
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:19, archived)
# It's A Picture Of
A suspected VC soldier being executed by a southern Vietnamese officer during the Vietnam war.
(I helped save b3ta! Straw Dog, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:19, archived)
# vietnam
very famous photo of a supposed North Vietnamese spy being executed by a South Vietnamese officer (ie, one of the ones who was meant to be on our side).
Don McCullin?
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:19, archived)
# I Don't Think
It's a Don McCullin picture although his work is excellent. I have both his Unreasonable Behaviour and Sleeping With Ghosts books and they are amazing beyond words.
(I helped save b3ta! Straw Dog, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:21, archived)
# thanks
you've just given me an idea for what to pick up at the library next time i go
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:41, archived)
# My sister had tea with Don McCullin
once a few years ago - she was pretty much in awe throughout (after she'd got over the shock of the invite after she'd written to him).

He managed to pretty rapidly dissuade her from war photography as a career option, which was good.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:48, archived)
# I love Golf Sales!!!!
woo yay!
(no sarcasm, honest, I love 'em) And that's not sarcastic either. Damn trying to get things across using text!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:14, archived)
# Äh...
hmn..okay, cool
(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:17, archived)
# Know JUST what you mean,
The only times I've ever fallen out with my girlfriend is over text messages being misunderstood.
(oh and I love the golf sale thing too. If I didn't love pointless running gags I wouldn't read Robert Rankin)
(ComaToast, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:19, archived)
# New
hat?
(I helped save b3ta! shindig, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:41, archived)
# Yes,
they are an excellent opportunity to purchase top quality golfing products at rock-bottom prices!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:28, archived)
# Bad
but in an evilway....

(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:32, archived)
# Hooray
hoo ray.
(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:40, archived)
# or alternatively

sorry
(trumpet, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:40, archived)
# How many light-years does it take for an astronomer to change a light
None, the astronomer, of course, knows a light-year is a unit of distance, not time.

*pushes glasses back up nose*
(doltage, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:07, archived)
# as to below, I love Chrono Trigger
I played that for hours anmd hours and hours, Chrono 2 was good too, but on to more current affairs!! here are some of the pics from friday night, they dont cover saturday afternoon, saturday night, or sunday night, for which we have photos showing us all in degenerative conditions as the hours passed and the lager flowed. Have a look and shoppe us!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:01, archived)
# cool
looks like you had a lot of fun...but not as much fun as will be had at the b3ta "northern" do.
/coast
(I helped save b3ta! beardman, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:11, archived)
# Good pics,
some new people in there. And Freshlegs asleep :)
(Amerella, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:12, archived)
# sorry people
just had a bit of weirdness with my hummusing, will have the gallery back up in a jiff, me bad webby bloke...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:13, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 14:59, archived)
# that really
rather suits him.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:14, archived)
# it's the hair
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:16, archived)
# OK
I give up, what have you done to it?
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 15:20, archived)

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