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# I think I found where DTH works
It's a butcher shop I staggered past at stumble-home-drunk o'clock yesterday.

And yes, it really does say "Pleased to meat you".

(basstard, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:27, archived)
# silly thebasstard
colin watson is not DTH
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:32, archived)
# Sundays...


This is my cock.

NB Real Photo Sunday is great for when you spent most of the day working on something fucking GREAT, but don't want to post it til Monday.
It soothes the itchy post finger.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:14, archived)
# Real Photo Sunday
is shit,,,,,
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:16, archived)
# Im going to have to support this
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:17, archived)
# I agree with you both.
..and I must say, I am rather handsome to boot.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:19, archived)
# It's a way
of making Sundays even duller
(bishopmatsimpsk, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:17, archived)
# Next we'll be live streaming songs of fucking praise
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:18, archived)
# two weeks and you have the job of
image policeman? Fuck off, if you don't like it go elsewhere or just mind your own business, that works.




Fucking kids do my head in.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:26, archived)
# Erm
This is a Sunday account set up so I can ignore RPS posters.. sadly, I ran out of ignores on the first day
(bishopmatsimpsk, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:28, archived)
# Then you won't be able to see me!
*does a Mongy*
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:29, archived)
# As I say,
I ran out of ignores on the first day
(bishopmatsimpsk, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:32, archived)
# Well if your not happy, you know what you can do
because I really can't be arsed to argue the rights and wrongs of whether real photos are relevant on this board, I'll just leave you to do some real art and post it - maybe something taxing, like a magenta cock or Teh Quo stood next to an explosion?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:39, archived)
# I'm just expressing an opinion
Get back in your pram
(bishopmatsimpsk, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:42, archived)
# then read the faq and don't
create multiple accounts. I'm a miserable old cunt but at least I have the decency not to moan my fucking tripe off all day just because I never got to spend enough time on momma's tit.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:30, archived)
# Well said, that miserable old codger!
*supports*

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:28, archived)
# aye!
*codges*
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:36, archived)
# Cheese triangles
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:32, archived)
# Fuzzy chameleon tail!
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:16, archived)
# you are allowed to post normal things today, you know
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:17, archived)
# Oh sure...
but a whole day's work posted on a board with six people on it really grates!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:18, archived)
# ^this
things just don't get the exposure they need on a sunday
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:22, archived)
# RPS: The Fly

Didn't want to be a threadwaste so apologies for TJ. Smashing closeup of your cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:18, archived)
# Magnificent.
You can't jack a thread on RPS.

I decided.

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:19, archived)
# Oh dear God.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:19, archived)
# You think that's bad
You should see my John Merrick impression
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:23, archived)
# Thats a very small bra indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:23, archived)
# I have very small moobs
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:23, archived)
# you should ask the missus what the hell the bra is for.
after all, if she had no feet would she wear shoes? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:29, archived)
# Well you can tell her yourself at the Blackpool Bash
I'll be sure to introduce you. "...and this is Zoot dear. He's the one who thinks you're flat chested." :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:30, archived)
# I'll bring my
crash helmet. And flowers ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:42, archived)
# ha ha
are those your undies and bra on your head?
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:24, archived)
# No
They belong to my next door neighbor. I 'borrow' them from time to time from her clothes line.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:25, archived)
#
borrowing without returning is technically stealing, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:30, archived)
# I return them
...after I've finished with them, only takes 5 minutes or so usually.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:35, archived)
# Whahaha!
That's bloody terrible!

So why am I laughing?
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:27, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
so you're about a c cup?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:32, archived)
# I prefer to wear a B cup
I like the 'bursting at the seams' look :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:34, archived)
# I like your cock!
have you considered joining us at www.flickr.com/groups/b3ta-realphotos/
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:08, archived)
# charlie says
never play with matches.


Good work fella!

loikes!
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:09, archived)
# Weird.
But woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:09, archived)
# Hah!
Ace!
(bishopmatsimpsk, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:13, archived)
# Very nicely done.
Dusts off the woo...


Oh Christ. You're younger than my trousers...

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:16, archived)
# thats a
fucking belter woo there.
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:33, archived)
# Rock Photo Sunday!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:56, archived)
# only 2 foot off the ground
like a cheap budget version of MI:2 :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:58, archived)
# Get a better camera angle, woman!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:59, archived)
# Teh Danger!
Why TF didnt your rope-up for this?
(Tetra2005 = Cupid Stunt, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:59, archived)
# nice work
(look to the horizon, perspective confused fools!)
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:00, archived)
# haha
you are not high enough to give an ant a nosebleed!

;)

get some proper height fella.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:03, archived)
# what is that,
40-50 foot?

also, nice boat ship
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:40, archived)
# yeah, the foremast is 48 feet from the deck to the t'gallant yard
And she's a ship, not a boat. You'll upset her and she might drown me ;)


( Brigantine square rigged baltic trader )
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:53, archived)
# More Like This?
(I helped save b3ta! Cocksure, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:03, archived)
# that's a lob-on
not "crampon"
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:05, archived)
# That guy will just fuck any old crevasse! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:06, archived)
# sadly most of us
would shag a stab wound given the chance ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:09, archived)
# I watched Casualty last night through complete boredom...
... and some woman said 'she has a massive gash on her arm'.
Thanks to b3ta, I imagined this in a completely different way to normal.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:16, archived)
# and who'd have shopped it?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:25, archived)
# hahahahaha
rocks
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:13, archived)
# RPS


My mates outside the Scottish parliament building. Amazed it didn't fall on them...
(napolienne, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:47, archived)
# It's the German Nihilists!
Zey fill cut off your chonson.
(I helped save b3ta! Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:49, archived)
# Arf
Ze money Lebowski!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:51, archived)
# They're damn AMATEURS, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:52, archived)
# zey believe in NOTHING!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:51, archived)
# Say what you want about National Socialism
but at least it's an ethos
(I helped save b3ta! Satur9 The shoes!, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:54, archived)
# You forgot
'the tenets of..'
(Mit, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:57, archived)
# yeah!
Damn movie misquoters! I hate that.

(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:59, archived)
# Say what you like about National Socialism,
at least it's an ethos

edit:Jinx!
(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:54, archived)
# quality film.
although walter drives me nuts and i find myself shouting at him.
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:57, archived)
# You're not wrong walter!
You're just an asshole!
(Mit, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:58, archived)
# That's rather nice. Hurrah for you!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:49, archived)
# Why
thankee kindly
(napolienne, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:49, archived)
# My pleasure.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:51, archived)
# nice effect with the silhouets

/edit: reminds me of this pic I took of La Sagrada Familia:
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:51, archived)
# Ooo
Good work!
(napolienne, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:55, archived)
# Woo!
ill post my photos i took just after xmas.
When were yours taken?
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:57, archived)
# Barcelona!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:09, archived)
# I love that song
I went for 3 days just after xmas for my birthday last year
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:12, archived)
# wooo
well done wee sis
(Merry, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:52, archived)
# I like that
the jpg webpic is a bit poor but I bet the original is quite nice.


btw, even though the Scottish parliament is a money squandering black hole you can rest assured that it is built quite well because my company only did 3 months on it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:52, archived)
# Yeah
the original is better, despite being shot at 1600 ISO

Edit- built quite well? Didn't a bloody huge beam come loose and nearly crush the MSPs the other day?
(napolienne, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:54, archived)
# Probably crow time

...again. I re-crowed it, I think I like this version better. What do you think?
Previous version
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:43, archived)
# it's substantially more
crow-tastic.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:44, archived)
# Oooh - one of my favourite crows so far!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:44, archived)
# thanks
I'm still developing the technique, learning as I go along. I'm pleased with the water :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:47, archived)
# Yes, that's absolutely fab!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:49, archived)
# (:
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:45, archived)
# I'm not sure
the first one was very good too, probably
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:47, archived)
# I like crows
I love your crows
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:47, archived)
# good work fella.
It's about time you did a tutorial and gave away your secrets. I can see a technique but have yet to figure you out ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:53, archived)
# heh, it's no secret :)
The crow time images are mask paintings:

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:03, archived)
# ..
probably definitely

looks marvellous btw
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:58, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/5725129
(I helped save b3ta! Cunthorse, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:16, archived)
# oh
didn't see that, sorry :) No, I haven't done any wallpaper yet. I'll try to make one in the near future... I don't think I'll be able to make a decent one from any of the existing pics, so I'll have to wait until I start a new one.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:24, archived)
# hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Cunthorse, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:38, archived)
# Dream I had - A rip in the clouds.


Something's trying to get through, the question being, what?!
(Dekionplexis - Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:40, archived)
# i know those woods
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:43, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:47, archived)
# boogie boogie boogie
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:36, archived)
# Hah!
Likey lots!
(bishopmatsimpsk, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:38, archived)
# most wooable sir/madam/member of the cactus persuasion
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Moose Ghost!
Woo and yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:39, archived)
# a goost
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:40, archived)
# Ha! Super duper!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Does it
tile?
(Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:43, archived)
# i'm not sure how you do that.
be nice to know though.
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:44, archived)
# He he
'til you just can't boogie no more
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:44, archived)
# I like this.
A lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:47, archived)
# Cor!
I like you style a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:48, archived)
# RPS

Yeah.. Blackpool, Lovely isn't it
(smoglane!, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:36, archived)
# hmmm, not very interesting
it goes against what we think RPS should be used for.
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:37, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:39, archived)
# ^
(smoglane!, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:40, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:42, archived)
# ^
(Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:44, archived)
# like so ??
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

sir ..you are no less than a genius
(The Good Dr Crapalot, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:32, archived)
# right
now delete the thread below
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:33, archived)
# consider
it done
(The Good Dr Crapalot, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:34, archived)
# yes, like so
but i would recommend deleting your last post
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:33, archived)
# yay
thassaone!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:38, archived)
# Well done!
Nice fluff :)
(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Moses does something useful...
(I helped save b3ta! Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:31, archived)
# Nice 'shoppery there, woo!
Ham and pineapple please, with loads of tomato sauce base.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:35, archived)
# PINEAPPLE???
... on a pizza???
(I helped save b3ta! Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:36, archived)
# Yes, best of all the toppings.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:37, archived)
# You're a very sick person
and you probably need professional help.
(I helped save b3ta! Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:44, archived)
# What do you think of tuna as a topping?
Personally, I think those who approve ought to have the help.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:45, archived)
# Tuna?
Great topping with thinly sliced onions.
(I helped save b3ta! Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:46, archived)
# Weirdo.
Warm tuna is foul.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:52, archived)
# No it's not....
... it's fish.
(I helped save b3ta! Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:53, archived)
# you're crazy
tuna and cheese on toast is the bog's dollocks. ( tuna melt is the posh west end term )
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:54, archived)
# That's good too...
christ I'm fucking hungry now.
(I helped save b3ta! Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:01, archived)
# I ADORE tuna. Can't get enough of it.
But only when it's nice and cold. Sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:01, archived)
# remind me to cook you
a tuna steak with cracked black pepper and challots. You have not eaten Tuna until you have had fresh fish and not the pickled shite from John West.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:06, archived)
# God.
I'm really fucking hungry now.
(I helped save b3ta! Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:10, archived)
# this!
I took my nephews for Pizza on their last visit here and they wanted an HAWAIIAN??? I had to educate them into the truth that pizza is not pizza without lashings of chillis and pepperoni. Pineapple on a pizza? Whatever next? A man, ON THE MOON? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:38, archived)
# John Peel is DEAD?!!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:39, archived)
# YAY for chillis and peperoni
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:45, archived)
# I must admit, lashings of pepperoni is damn fine topping indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:46, archived)
# Ah, then there may be
hope yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:48, archived)
# Woo!
Thou shalt not be longer than 30 minutes
Thou shalt not race thy moped around our housing estate
Thou shalt not get lost, go back to the shop and phone to find out where we are, then turn up an hour later with a stone cold pizza
Thou shalt not forget my bottle of coke
Thou shalt carry enough change for a twenty quid note
Thou shalt accept that scottish fivers are legal tender
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:38, archived)
# Also..
Thou shalt not bring me the wrong fucking order.
(I helped save b3ta! Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:46, archived)
# And...
Thou shalt give thy pizzas names that make some amount of sense.

"Jamaican Bombastic Pizza" and "Ay Carumba Fajita Pizza" are NOT names that make sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:19, archived)
# Plus:
Thou shalt not offer thy thin crust Chicago base, it's really shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:24, archived)
# ...
Profit?
(Slartibartfast.... designer of coastlines, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:21, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:42, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:25, archived)
# no holidays for £9.99
best sun shop ive seen

woo yay and all that jazz
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Sorry, I've not been around at all today, but I just finished sorting out this:

A half-arsed attempt at a paint-job on my car. Thankfully, my Dad's cleaned it all off with Nitromors! More here.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:16, archived)
# you're not supposed to paint the windows!

/edit: that is a dreadful thing to do
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:16, archived)
#
paint blow
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:16, archived)
# A whole new meaning to...
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off".
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:19, archived)
#
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Ahahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:40, archived)
# When my first Mini was stolen and set fire to...
... I told the board and someone replied with that quote.
Honestly, it made my day. I was so upset, but that cheered me.
Edit: How rude of me - hilarious! Bloody woo!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:42, archived)
# Do you think God's telling you
you should be in a VW Beetle? You're not having too much luck with the Minis are you?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:45, archived)
# I've driven a Beetle and I wasn't overly impressed.
Yes, they're fab to look at, but I wouldn't want one to own.
And all it is with the Minis is pure jealousy/hatred on others part.
They're fab little cars.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:48, archived)
# now that
is funny ( official )
(The Good Dr Crapalot, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:44, archived)
# :)
thanks, I've been waiting for it to become official for over a year.
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:47, archived)
# Somebody wanted you to have a pink mini?
how very dare they. I would gladly box their ears for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:18, archived)
# The police asked me if I'd upset anyone.
I considered giving them a list of b3tans, but I suppose that wouldn't help!
Oh, and the woman I got narked in Huddersfield, but again, not likely.
Maybe the culprit saw this and wanted revenge/to help.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:20, archived)
# it is marks and spencers
aicmfp

maybe it fell from a B&Q delivery plane
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:25, archived)
# It is rather a bizarre coincidence
...with you posting that the other day. I'd say look to b3tans who know you in real life, but no-one on here would do that surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:25, archived)
# All the b3tans I know in real life are 100% lovely.
The closest b3tan is crazyjude and she's 100% lovely.
The next closest is TUTT, and I hardly think she'd do it.
The next closest is Curis, and I really really do doubt he'd do it.
Firstly, he's in Lisbon (or so he says...) and also I have access to... well, it'd hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:29, archived)
# I bet it's Curis
after you spurned his latest advances ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:31, archived)
# I don't remember spurning any of his advances!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:33, archived)
# oh yeah, you gave in you tramp ;)
oops, forgive me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Ha! Completely!
Who wouldn't say no to Curis, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:44, archived)
# As I said, no-one on here, surely
Synchronicity is a strange and wonderful thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:33, archived)
# It is indeed.
Ooh, just noticed your taggy-wotsit.
I'll be seeing you in Blackpool then - yay!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:36, archived)
# Hoorah,. yes indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:40, archived)
# Oh I'll probably buy
you a shandy then.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:40, archived)
# Oh, sir, you are too kind!
More beery than lemonadey please.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:50, archived)
# Unboxed ears are so messy around the house
I wonder if you can tupperware ears?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:41, archived)
# Have Jackson Pollack exhumed and arrested..!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Haha - best comment yet!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:30, archived)
# pfft!
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:29, archived)
# Pffft! Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:31, archived)
# ah, it's not redexed now
It reminds me of when the Stone Roses paint-attacked their former record company in 1990.
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:35, archived)
# funnily enough
i didnt think of that
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:37, archived)
# I was four or five.
I don't remember that! :P
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:37, archived)
# cripes!
I was 17. I got free tickets for the Spike Island gig when I went to see them in court.
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:40, archived)
# That's not braw.
That's not braw at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Nope - but she's all cleaned up now!
Yay for Dads who'll drive almost 50 miles to clean their daughter's car!
Also, good afternoon you lovely man of stoat proportions.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:54, archived)
# RPS
Image hosting by Photobucket


teh snow!
(Merry, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:10, archived)
# ~ pretty ~
( without trying to appear like a complete arsehole I wonder how I get pics up here ? )
(The Good Dr Crapalot, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:14, archived)
# put them in Warrens Anus
www.warrens-anus.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:17, archived)
# take a picture from your hard drive and upload it to a webserver, then post the link in your reply.
if you have no webspace then upload your pics to www.imageshack.us or www.tinypic.com or www.photobucket.com or www.picturehost.co.uk etc. and copy the links they provide after uploading.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:17, archived)
# thank you
I'm not over sure about the 'putting it in Warrens Anus option' there though
(The Good Dr Crapalot, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:22, archived)
# hehe. It's not a bad option.
there is also www.b3tards.com and user cr3ative has a public server but I forget the URL ( you will find it in his profile )

edit:/ www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:24, archived)
# you love it
;)™
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:25, archived)
# Nice
Makes me wish I was back oop there wi thee

(napolienne, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:20, archived)
# RPS random kid
(Stegzilla, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:09, archived)
# *waits for CDC*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:18, archived)
# tis askin for it
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:32, archived)
# let's hope not
however, it's a pretty crap pic to start a thread with, no?
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:37, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:46, archived)
# Hmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:43, archived)
# OK so it's a new thread
but it's the last one. I promise.

RPS of my neighbour's house looking the opposite way from the last one at the other side of the back garden.



cfb


Oh and it's blinding sunshine now. The world is doomed with all this keraazy weather.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:02, archived)

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