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[challenge entry] more of an aid
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 18 Mar 2006, 8:28, archived)
# finally!
something I can put on my anal window!


unshopped.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 9:01, archived)
# pffttt!!!!
Is that quite a large value for an "anal window"?

Edit: I'm thinking +25 has gotta be in the realms of teh goatse
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 9:32, archived)
# actually, it's all quite scary
smoothness? tightness? overlap!?!? and weak "threshold" ?

It is a nonsense!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 11:52, archived)
# A stick of margarine she wanted...
A greasy nob she got
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 9:30, archived)
# just let me call Marlon Brando
He's usually a Flora man
(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 11:13, archived)
[challenge entry] unfortunate


more mussels?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 18 Mar 2006, 7:18, archived)
# c'est arrivé près de chez vous
perhaps the only cultfilm we have in belgium.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 9:14, archived)
# This world's a dangerous place
Is Roger Whittaker on the rampage again?

Next it'll be Acker Bilk and his Clarinet of Mass Destruction...
(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 11:12, archived)
# One thing about being a Hot Chick
Not every guy will automatically check you out.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
Art by Tatsuya Ishida, colors by me/photoshop
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 6:44, archived)
# silly girls
(riedacher_bertram, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 6:52, archived)
# sinfest!
*gets giddy*
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 7:33, archived)
# Part of a series?
Please say yes.
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 7:39, archived)
# yes
www.sinfest.net

a rather long series
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 7:41, archived)
# *starts reading*






*reads some more*
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 7:45, archived)
# The frame keeps changing
Thats one cool frame
(leovinci, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 8:21, archived)
# Dont suppose
Youve coloured any more?
(Rfairney Sigsigsig, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 9:05, archived)
# I like
the colouring, good stuffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 10:14, archived)
# That's because
he is ghey.
(Harry, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 10:14, archived)
[challenge entry] over the table
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 18 Mar 2006, 6:43, archived)
[challenge entry] not even in the american market!
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 18 Mar 2006, 6:12, archived)
# Err.. this compo is for
failed sex toys.. not failed photoshops :)
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(Benny A Last Nuclear meltdown:, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:20, archived)
# never heard the joke about finding a fat fuckers cunt?
and check my id.. there's a good chap
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:05, archived)
# stable?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 18 Mar 2006, 5:38, archived)
# worth doing
100%
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 9:19, archived)
#
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 5:16, archived)
# I've been watching this for hours...
...listening to jazz music. It's fun.
(steben, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 10:06, archived)
# This is fgood
*is*
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 11:35, archived)
# Shhhhhhhhhh!
Go to sleeeeeeeeeep







Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!


*snuggles down*
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 4:49, archived)
# But...
...my alarm says it's time to get up!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 6:10, archived)
# What're you talking about
It's only 10:40
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 6:40, archived)
# Careful
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 4:21, archived)
# heheh
woo
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 5:19, archived)
# MMMM
Image hosting by Photobucket
(MasterOfStoats, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 3:29, archived)
# is it just me your images arent working for?
WHY ARENT I ASLEEEEEP?
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 3:31, archived)
#
hmmm
(MasterOfStoats, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 3:34, archived)
# nevermind!
sleepytime!
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 3:35, archived)
# whatever
(MasterOfStoats, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 3:35, archived)
# g'night! x
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 3:36, archived)
# Night night :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 3:36, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
The last quote is bloody great man!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 3:35, archived)
# Cheers
(MasterOfStoats, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 3:36, archived)
# I wish I had your hummus
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 3:37, archived)
# woo
three image posts i one day there's a first for me
(MasterOfStoats, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 3:40, archived)
# Get them to 280 pix wide
and you might get a front page ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 3:41, archived)
# i
can't be arsed
(MasterOfStoats, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 3:56, archived)
[challenge entry] repost for comp...
More power!!!

(Mr Yellow dosen't eat snow., Sat 18 Mar 2006, 3:06, archived)
# Phwoar!
what a brute!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 3:07, archived)
# have a woo
its a half hearted half asleep one im afraid
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 3:09, archived)
# hehe..
Apitomises the compo.. surely the winner?
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 3:10, archived)
# thing is...
they actually exist. there are like attachments that go on drills and stuff....



i feel that i know too much.
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 3:12, archived)
# i feel the same way
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 3:13, archived)
# oh dear... you seem to do...
(linkies?)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 3:13, archived)
# hmmmmm
here...but er.. funnily enough... NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 3:18, archived)
# Drilldo!
what a fantastic name!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 3:21, archived)
# indeed it is
and i think i shall leave you all with that thought

as im gonna go to bed...

night!
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 3:23, archived)
# Night, me dear
Try not to dream of buzzing things as I'm sure your heads full of them after tonight ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 3:25, archived)
# Wow!...how bizarre!...
indeed!(v.nsfw)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 3:21, archived)
# What the fuck?
you have the cheek to post a porn link to images we can't even click? You cruel man!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 3:24, archived)
# worrying thing is
i dont know why i know about these things....
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 3:24, archived)
# Coz you are a733t pron surfer!
I bet the words 'rabbit' and 'hun' mean muchly to you! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 3:34, archived)
# Or fusker
*whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 3:39, archived)
# Christ on a fucking machine!
(DeadGoon autopilot, no control, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 3:22, archived)
# *avoids asking for live webcam images of that*
Shit! Did I say that out loud? :-S
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 3:17, archived)
# yes, you did...
budda-bing..

www.b3ta.com/board/5764805
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 3:24, archived)
# hehe
www.b3ta.com/board/5764813
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 3:26, archived)
# most
NSFW comp yet*

*except for the shagging gay polar bears one
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 5:12, archived)
# Couldn't think of anything else
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 2:33, archived)
# Hahahaha!
serves him right :D
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 2:34, archived)
# 'ning sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 2:37, archived)
# Good 'ning sir!
How's your night been?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 2:38, archived)
# slow and/or tiresome
quite hammered at this particular moment
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 2:41, archived)
# Hehe
I'm getting there too. It's one of those days when you can get away with being drunk ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 2:43, archived)
# usually i'd agree with you
but i'm goin clean now dude :) no alcohol for me, just good ol' green
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 2:47, archived)
# That's a shame man
best times I've had have involved both at the same time. Mixing spirits and weed gets you fucked big time. If you can manage to stay awake it's fantastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 2:50, archived)
# oh i know it :)
few weeks back in liverpool
i managed to go 48 hours on a full on bender
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 2:56, archived)
# Hehe
I did much the same for a week in Manc. Boy did I have a hard time travelling home :-S
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 3:01, archived)
# Tis coz you is a scooter boi ! ;)
"Boy did I have a hard time travelling home"
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 3:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
sooner or later I'll find out where you live, call round, then slap you hard..then offer you a beer :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 3:05, archived)
# that day will come!
(anticipates the beer!)

\ slaps are just a bonus..
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 3:09, archived)
# Haha!
'Ning by the way. How's you sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 3:10, archived)
# veh good sah!
I hope you find yourself in such good stead!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 3:12, archived)
# Ah I'm grand as can be
Guzzling the scotch and enjoying the night...albeit alone but hey I have the board ;)
/and a decent selection of muzak
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 3:15, archived)
# teh board is all we need!
(being sad and lonely etc..)

\ asesses 'circle of friends'
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 3:19, archived)
# Arf!
Exactly! I've more friends here than in real life.
*probably time to weigh up the suicide thing*
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 3:23, archived)
# awww... its not THAT bad..
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 3:25, archived)
# there's an idea
POGO-VIOLECE! a great concept just like Trampeline-Sodomy
(MasterOfStoats, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 2:38, archived)
# Hahahaha
trampoline sodomy? Give it a month and that'll be the next big thing in porno vids. Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 2:41, archived)
#
Bloody hell, that was quick!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 3:33, archived)
# i always thought
that pogo-stick should be an extreme sport.
Or maybe I just wanted to see my dumb friend go down a halfpipe on a pogo-stick.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 2:41, archived)
# I'd
love to see a Pogo-er go down a long flight of steps. Or maybe I'm just cruel.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 2:42, archived)
# nah,
you're just like the rest of the world, by which i mean you just wanna see a twat on a pogo -stick fall down stairs
(MasterOfStoats, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 2:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
you know me too well
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 2:46, archived)
# hehe
Image hosting by Photobucket
Simple but funny,
Give that man a trout

edit: have my first ever animation then!
thanks to you and Perry Como's Mom for inspiring me to dive headlong into imageready.
(I helped save b3ta! eclecticshock, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 2:43, archived)
# ha:D
my first trout, cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 2:47, archived)
# I
love these :)
(DeadGoon autopilot, no control, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 2:53, archived)
# A bit badly done but it's half two in the moring
Image hosting by Photobucket#

and you get the joke
(MasterOfStoats, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 2:15, archived)
# Haha!
I hope it opens up and grills things. The mourners might fancy a burger!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 2:24, archived)
# hay
thanks for the idea
(MasterOfStoats, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 2:26, archived)
# Arf!
animate it hard :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 2:29, archived)
# ...
maybe tomorrow
(MasterOfStoats, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 2:30, archived)
# Scare Bear
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:55, archived)
# Arrrgh!
I almost said awww. Never judge a bear by its stuffing.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:58, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:58, archived)
# clicks...but nothing is happening.
(Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:59, archived)
# I'm
clicking on this gives me teh fear, but it doesn't help at all
(DeadGoon autopilot, no control, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 2:29, archived)
# Blimey!
I haven't seen you about in a while. How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 2:03, archived)
# not bad
Thanks for asking. just got done moving across town (St. Louis, MO USA)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 2:23, archived)
# duuuude
im drunk and sooooo agree with that now. my mate is porkin m other mate that i fuckin fancy the hell out of.
call me an emo i fucking deserve it
(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 2:04, archived)
# Use his sister as a piss-mop*
*Solution to everything.


/Trisha
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 18 Mar 2006, 2:12, archived)
# HA
if only he had a sister.
time for his mum i think
(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 2:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
or "get the fuck off my woman and out of the studio"
/Jeremy Kyle
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 2:18, archived)
# God I hate those situations
why not keep calling his mobile phone to put him off and annoy him?
(withold your number of course)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 2:17, archived)
# Waaargh!
Pure evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 10:17, archived)
# have a doodle i just did....
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:40, archived)
# and a very lovely doodle it is too
w00!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:41, archived)
# fankoo
im bored and untired
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:42, archived)
# come over
have a beer and tire yourself out.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:46, archived)
# Stop
making passes at people, you "horrible" man :P
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:49, archived)
# who are you
my MOTHER?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:50, archived)
# Yes. I am, in fact.
Now come home, you sod. Your tea's in the oven still.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:51, archived)
# ooh, what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:52, archived)
# Eel pie and chips
your favourite, me little dear :P
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:53, archived)
# mmm chips
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:54, archived)
# I heard you like chips up the bottom
and I don't want to know about your special HP sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 2:04, archived)
# Night all,
see you in Hull...
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:53, archived)
# Night!
see you at the bus station ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:56, archived)
# shocking!
my word.
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:52, archived)
# That's a woodle.
(scoob666 Ain't Nuthin' Ta F' Wit, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:45, archived)
# Widdle woodle woo
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:46, archived)
# are you woodling me?
it's a great w00, in fact, hi cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:47, archived)
# Cracking stuff
I wish I could fecking draw
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:43, archived)
# That calms
my 'computer-trouble' addled mind. Thankyou.
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:47, archived)
# glad i
could help!
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:51, archived)
# Most calming.
Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:48, archived)
# thats impossible, i already have that image on my bum
(Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:56, archived)
# something quite wrong
about my doodle being on an arse... but ermmm...
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:58, archived)
# Hahaha
if it was a nice arse it would be a compliment ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 2:02, archived)
# thwap
.....
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 2:38, archived)
# Pearost, but the annoying fucker's been on the box AGAIN tonight
(ormondroyd, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:26, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I love the subtle instance of "Jimmy fucking Carr"
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:27, archived)
# he's
carrcenogenic.

not the sort of joke I should be cracking at the moment!
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:28, archived)
# Hahahaha
right you, get in that fucking cupboard! You aren't coming out til you learn your lesson.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:29, archived)
# Is that
my Mother's fucking cupboard?
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:31, archived)
# It's probably time I was honest
I am your mother. I'm here keeping an eye on you.
*keeps eye on you*
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:34, archived)
# MOTHER!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:35, archived)
# Son!
Oh no wait...JD is...oh fuck. I should have left my legs closed. Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:37, archived)
# too late now
soz n all that
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:38, archived)
# ooooooooooooo
interesting!
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:35, archived)
# And I am your boss.
GET BACK TO WORK.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 7:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:33, archived)
# nail
on head
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
I demand that tobacconists use that label!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:34, archived)
# *smokes fag*
visits mother
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:37, archived)
# Hahaha
I want to own a tobacconists now just so I can print my own labels to stick over the top.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:39, archived)
# that's a w00 pic btw
tis too
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:38, archived)
# I did that in real life.
I was on a dull course for work about 12 years ago and a Geordie fellow I worked with walked into the terminally dull canteen area and said "Roy Castle has died of lung cancer".

I shouted "Yeeeeeees! That tap dancing fucker!" and made a fist as the rest of the people looked, as if hypnotised, at their processed meals.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:39, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA!
you didn't end up sacked did you?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:41, archived)
# No.
It was a different age.

*dons buttoned jacket*
*attempts to get knees up Mother Brown*
*is arrested for knee-rape*

(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:48, archived)
# *knee rape*
best invention evar!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:49, archived)
# As I said to the arresting officer
"If it can fit a knee, it's not rape"
That was taken down and used against me as evidence.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:52, archived)
# Knee rape!
Hahahahaha! I'm stealing that. I hope you don't mind :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:52, archived)
# Who is
Jimmy Carr?

/Just got back from Mars.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:28, archived)
# A cunt.
On a sidenote, I've discovered that watching the Evil Dead whilst very fucked makes it become your favouritest film ever.
(scoob666 Ain't Nuthin' Ta F' Wit, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:34, archived)
# Evil dead is class
even when sober :D
/Army of darkness is the best though
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:37, archived)
# No!
Evil Dead 2! I love the bit where he laughs maniacally with his furnishings.
(scoob666 Ain't Nuthin' Ta F' Wit, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:46, archived)
# Yeah
but Evil Dead 2 is basically the original over again. I loved the idea of having Bruce come from the future and help the silly medieval lot...and the chemistry books in the boot almost made me wet myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:56, archived)
# It does have some cracking one liners.
"Hey, she-bitch!"
"Gimme some sugar baby"

I'm determined to pull using that one.
(scoob666 Ain't Nuthin' Ta F' Wit, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 2:08, archived)
# Ha ha
cillit bang, cillit bang, cillit cillit cillit bang
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:29, archived)
# Look what it did to this penny! Look what it did to this penny!
Good as new! Good as new! G-g-g-g-g-good as new!
(scoob666 Ain't Nuthin' Ta F' Wit, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:37, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:42, archived)
# Hahaha!
*sprays cillit bang at the police*
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:45, archived)
# More!
More I say!
(scoob666 Ain't Nuthin' Ta F' Wit, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:48, archived)
# Legendary
Love it!
(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 2:16, archived)
# hahahahaha
*breathe*

hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 15:53, archived)
# I find him quite amusing
when he's not presenting another '100 Best Something or Other' countdown.
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:30, archived)
# I find him quite amusing
when he's being devoured by a shark
(ormondroyd, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:31, archived)
# Yes
I should imagine he would spout some amusingly dry comment even during the worst of ordeals.

The thing I most respect about him is that he embodies everything that the archetypal 'online cynic' [every forum has at least one] tries so hard to achieve. Luckily for him, he doesn't have to resort to succeeding every one of his comments with ':)'. This pleases me.
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:35, archived)
# I agree
he is actually funny but in moderation. He's like a more recent Jack Dee, although I thought Dee was funnier.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:32, archived)
# Clever de-branding.
Jimmy Carr is a hand-diamonding chin-jutting cunt.

Hmm?

*twats imaginary Carr with shovel*
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:33, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:03, archived)
# I'm sorry I laced your ale with acid
It won't happen again :P
That makes my face melt.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:07, archived)
# hahahaha
fuck, is that the time already? Mmmm, melty goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:08, archived)
# Twas rather unexpected
especially with a belly full of scotch :-S
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:11, archived)
# fun fun fun
me and my psychedelicness currently. One to shock the fuck out of drunk people tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:12, archived)
# *joins the wagon*
b4stard.
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:15, archived)
# i just lactated
(JahDrop "No care for you, no care for me"-Bob Marley, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:18, archived)
# is that healthy?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:20, archived)
# I hope you're expressing.
Is it me, or is it slow?

I'm slow at the best of times
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:21, archived)
# it's as slow as a sloth's ejaculation
which is why I've got two posts on at once. The last one I did before that took 2 hours to move off the board.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:22, archived)
# Hmmm...
*researches sloths' ejaculations*

Edit: Is disturbed by the results
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha
the first result in google for "sloths' ejaculations" is... b3ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:31, archived)
# Bloody hell
it is, too!
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:33, archived)
# Hahahaha!
most disturbing things seem to be
*rolls eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:33, archived)
# you love it!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:20, archived)
# bugger
I cannot disagree
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:24, archived)
# Pffft!
I'm not loaded up yet by any stretch. Although I pity the poor sods who are and end up facing this ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:17, archived)
# neither am I, but I hope someone is who gets home and decides
to have a quick peek.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:19, archived)
# Around now
every fucker will be back from wearing green hats and drinking Guinness...well everyone in the UK that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:31, archived)
# Ow ow ow ow ow.
Bed time.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:20, archived)
# night :)
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:21, archived)
# Arf!
Night!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:28, archived)
# Something I've been working on
Working on as in one frame a night, because I'm just proper lazy. Plus I'm looking for cars on the net. Now, I've gotta figure in what fashion to animate the arms and other leg


The one on the right is summat quick I knocked up through boredom.
(I helped save b3ta! Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Sat 18 Mar 2006, 0:40, archived)
# seems to be a bit of a two tone revival onthe board
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but mine came out all raveified
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 0:47, archived)
# I love those Ska/Two tone cartoons
The guy on the right has a fantastic expression on his face as well :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 0:54, archived)
# he was
on weeks ago, asking people to give him the "b3ta treatment" and his face has been popping up every now and then

Here he is
(I helped save b3ta! Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
I nearly spat my drink out over "Tesco Value Chris Moyles" though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:03, archived)

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