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# yarrrr..like a million Portland Bills in every pack

'ning all btw :)
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:36, archived)
# yay
and nothing less than 'premium' either!
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:37, archived)
# haha morning
and woo

Cicada's!

(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:38, archived)
# yey
something odd to look at :D

EDIT

(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:39, archived)
# pfft
what about this one? SFW linked for size!


(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:54, archived)
# you spin me right round baby righ....
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:56, archived)
# you love it darling!
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:00, archived)
# Haha and nnnnnnnnnnnninnnnnnnnggggggggggghhhhhhh
Nice name :)

How long are you planning on dragging this out?
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:08, archived)
# till monday
but i'm not talking to you, so you never read that ok! ;-)

i saw your reply, don't think i didn't!
www.b3ta.com/board/5870560
although wildy les seems to have removed his comments??
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:09, archived)
# :)
Yours are still ace though

Perhaps you could be the queen, and you could rule hats together?

who's wildy les?

/edit ah *gets* after looking on glassco
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:11, archived)
# the more important question here is
Who are you?
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:12, archived)
# The S N double O P
First name snoopy snoo
last name D O double G
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:14, archived)
# and what do you wana be when you grow up son?
i wana be a mother f*cking husslah!
betta ax' somebody
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:17, archived)
# Yay!
Jesus, this takes me back to being 16 again
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:21, archived)
#
⇑THIS⇑
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:22, archived)
# you know i have all the hip hop knowledge!
but, alas, i now have to go and have my brain melted....

ta-ra!
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:22, archived)
# He got arrested yesterday
for smashing bottles of whiskey in an airport cos he wasnt let in the first class lounge
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:29, archived)
# He's such a crazy mo-fo
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:31, archived)
# damn - now the portland bill song is stuck in my head
come with me, over the rolling sea,
while the weather's calm and still.
We'll have some fun and laughter with the adventures... of portland Bill.

edit: and 'ning
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:40, archived)
# ha ha!
why is there such a sad face after your sig....?

:)
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:41, archived)
# because you tell me off all the time
and childline told me to fuck off. They said 27 doesn't count as being a child.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:42, archived)
# ah...
*Gives some Motherly love*
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:43, archived)
# isn't that why they sent Daddy away?
*bends over*

edit: actually I'm going for a coffee instead
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:44, archived)
# just had my first of the day
think i may need another though
i start a proof reading course in 30mins
and i think i'm going to struggle keeping my eyes open...
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:49, archived)
# it is a great coffee
and I have got a chocolate croissant too.

The others in my office will be pissed off when they come in a smell it, then they will have to go and buy one too, then they will offer to get me another. mmmmmm
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:55, archived)
# bwah-ha-aaaah!
everything is going ahead according to plan!
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:55, archived)
# yep
they should be arriving any min

*rubs hands in anticipation*

edit: the lid of my coffee cup says
"Benders
Caution Contents Hot"

how rude
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:57, archived)
# arf!
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:06, archived)
# i guess your death has something to do with it.
how is death 3.1 nowadays, is it still awkward to handle?
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:43, archived)
# it's ok
i made sure i scored 100,000 and got that 1up i always wanted
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:48, archived)
# my parents still don't realise the psychological damage
they did to me when they told me we were off to visit portland bill.

Fucking gutted.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:42, archived)
# so you didn't get to meet some badly animated bearded man then?
he was shit anyway
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:43, archived)
# that sounds more like "Chef" from South Park
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:54, archived)
# *cue bad guitar instrumental*
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:48, archived)
# don't!
it's going round and round in my head
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:56, archived)
# then whatever you do...
do not click this link.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:00, archived)
# shit - he didn't have a beard
my memory is failing
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:04, archived)
# do you remember the time
when we fell in love

do you remember the time
when weeeee first met, yeah!
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:12, archived)
# no...
shit...
erm...
*panics*

/paranoid
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:13, archived)
# *phew!
neither can i!
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:18, archived)
# phew
*wipes brow*
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:21, archived)
# Cue Dave...
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:25, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
'ning!
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:40, archived)
# Pearoast time :=)


I made it a while ago as a parody of those H2 commercials that make boring soccer moms
want to purchase them to be cool.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 7:48, archived)
# ooh
 
nice 'shoppery, sir!

woo!

and 'night..
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 7:50, archived)
# 'night sir
and woo pic
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 7:51, archived)
# Thanks for both of the comments
Now I must go into an 8 hour reboot because I'm starting to get really inefficient, if only my brain worked like linux :).
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 7:57, archived)
# Haha
I'll have to renounce the good shoppery comment :(

I just noticed I forgot to cut out the tire from the window lol.
I lost the original psd by now though, and have since switched to gimp. Oh well...
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:06, archived)
# this gives me the fears
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:16, archived)
# soccer?
surely you mean real-mans football?

super pic though
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:29, archived)
# that's like parking in the city centre
during the xmas sales :)
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:37, archived)
# God I hate those fucking things!
There everywhere in Vegas.

No wonder people blow them up.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Quite simple really...


(I've always wanted to do this Muhahahahaaa)
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 7:26, archived)
# We could sure use that
as a mandatory program for all the fatasses here in America. Those hippies want cleaner power, they can generate it themselves haha.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 7:30, archived)
# I heard on The NPR that our Coast Gaurd is redefining the limit of people allowed on cruise ships
as the average weight per passenger has risen.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 7:33, archived)
# Hahaha
I'm not surprised, that is hilarious though. The same thing is happening to airlines too. They have to spend more money on fuel now. They should charge people's tickets based on weight, just like cargo :).
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 7:34, archived)
# I think you have that a little wrong
why would the hippies be exercising? Hippy and exercise don't go in the same sentence.

Now if they could generate electricity from everytime you yanks decide to blow something up, that would be a different story!

*moans*
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:54, archived)
# haha
great idea
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:27, archived)
# Hmm yes, make the gym free
providing you can supply them with so much electricity.
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:06, archived)
[challenge entry] ombustion engine
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 7:00, archived)
# I see you removed the spark plug
because suicide bombers ignite themselves hehe. Good one :)
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 7:04, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 7:06, archived)
# You should patent that fuel source
and have it utilized in one of these:
www.bath.ac.uk/~ccsshb/12cyl/

Could have some potential in the middle east hehe.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 7:14, archived)
# wow that thing is big
rofl but you'd need like a sign or something to lure suicide bombers inside
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 7:17, archived)
# Just make the engine look like an
Embassy :)
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 7:20, archived)
# comme ca?
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 7:32, archived)
# singler is a terrorist
Reminds me of the SINGLERIST
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 7:54, archived)
# NO WAI ASHLY
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 6:29, archived)
# hahaha.
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 6:32, archived)
# NUT RLY!
 


woo!
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 6:35, archived)
# also
 
meet Cousin Leroy.
 
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 6:51, archived)
# *palpitates*
CUTE!!

oh my god
*adds to favourites*

"Nothing is fancy!"
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:04, archived)
# i likes your lumpy vectors
oh and yay for my first ever hat/pixel mash

(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 7:15, archived)
# Nice!
 
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 7:26, archived)
# *cough*
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:10, archived)
# ha ha!!
great hat!
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:34, archived)
# cheers
i was just doin another one and my comp died!
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:51, archived)
# oh noes!
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:54, archived)
# fuckin woosome!
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:59, archived)
# brilliant
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:03, archived)
# pfft this is
a great hat

(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:05, archived)
# cheers
I forgot I had it.

I lost all my others about a year ago.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:07, archived)
# funny
around about the same time i found a large bin bag full
of hats just laying in the road....
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:08, archived)
# if they were crap
then that was probably them. It may have been around the 'beware' time that I lost them.



(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:11, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
indeed!
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:13, archived)
# my hats are currently in outer orbit
being probed by a horse. The moral of the story?

BEWARE!
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:16, archived)
# still
very good
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:08, archived)
# hee hee!
great hat!
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:06, archived)
# I luv all these uns
whenever I read them the inner-monologue voice always seems childish as hell

brilliant :D

PS

(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 7:50, archived)
# fab penguins
woo
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:28, archived)
# Familiar b3ta fundraiser
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 5:20, archived)
# Needs more cock.
 
woo!
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 5:23, archived)
# You are the man now, dog.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 6:09, archived)
# YOU THE DOG NOW MAN.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 6:28, archived)
# OH SNAP!
/bedtime.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 6:32, archived)
# HEY YOU GUYS.
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
/unshopped.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 5:12, archived)
# You're such a joker.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 5:13, archived)
# ha-ha.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 5:22, archived)
# TO SEE YOU NICE.
 
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 5:25, archived)
# Hoooray for aborted fetus boy!
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 5:26, archived)
# He's all cow, I tell you.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 5:31, archived)
# GO-GO-GO WITH A SMILE.
BATDANCE!
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 5:30, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 5:35, archived)
# hahaha.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 5:44, archived)
# haha
bubble fun tonight
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:28, archived)
# new fuel
if they grow lots of hemp / marajuana and form a new fuel from it's cellulose and thc, they wont only create an alternative fuel thats kinda cheep, you will get more to the gallon, job creation, a cleaner more layed back atmosphere, every one is happy and it will cut down on other reliable sources
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 4:09, archived)
# thats a neato
what now right
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 4:13, archived)
# Now my shirt a guy on another forum made it
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 5:34, archived)
# "The Stupid Customer"
"the Stupid Customer"
beyond the waiter in the air


:)

to: Only have paint on this laptop
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 4:21, archived)
# Like on fawty towers?
A stupid customer?
A stloen treasure map?
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 4:51, archived)
# well, yeah,
if they create a viable new fuel out of anything it'll be great. Doesn't really mean much until it happens.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 4:28, archived)
# But then the whole world
will be overrun with hippies! *shudders*
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 4:31, archived)
# AND MONSTERS.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 4:49, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA THAT IS SO HUMOUROUS!!!!
LOL ROFLBUCKETS... IN MY DRAWERS!
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 4:46, archived)
# Bollocks
They should give everyone free amphetamines and amyl nitrate.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 4:47, archived)
# >
points sharpened sticks at hippies
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 4:48, archived)
# 8=====)
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 4:51, archived)
# Why the long face?
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 5:05, archived)
# hehehe.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 5:10, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:21, archived)
# A has-been . . . still at it . . . sort of
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 3:30, archived)
# cock sock is my
new favorite diss.
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 3:04, archived)
# I prefer
Cock Pocket
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:24, archived)
# It's possible, I guess

(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 2:45, archived)
#
*Clicks 'I like this!'*
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 2:48, archived)
# Thank
ewe
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 2:58, archived)
# the expression on the poor chap's face
comedy gold
*click*
/lurks
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 3:04, archived)
# bollocks!
*clicks*
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 3:34, archived)
# That would explain
something rather significant ... I think
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 4:22, archived)
# did you draw that?
if so, nice!

edit: cause i know i seen that somewhere but not animated.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 4:28, archived)
# Correct
I just animated
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 5:24, archived)
# hahahaha
that is fucking ace!
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Fun with Static
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 2:31, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA! YES!
WINNERESSES!
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 2:34, archived)
# ^^^THIS
*fwaps to save the universe*
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 2:42, archived)
# Woooo!
Ya!



(Needs compoing tho.)
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 3:04, archived)
# Sure I compo'd it
But apparently not.
Gah, where is the damned button.
Ah, b3tamonkey hid it.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 3:06, archived)
# But you'd need something to power the glove!
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 3:15, archived)
# Well ...
There is a certain degree of anatomical interaction with respect to the aparatus which is left to the viewer's imagination.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 3:44, archived)
# HAH!
:D
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:16, archived)
# Consider this conclusive proof
that art (sequential and otherwise) contributes to the heat death of the universe.
(, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 23:16, archived)
# hehe
when i see this and think of all the power ive wasted over the ages i feel guilty
(, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:16, archived)
# musta been done a 1000 times


..but i havent seen one so i made one
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 2:21, archived)
# this reminds me
i've not been to greggs in so long

(not the greggs the pasty-shop, greggs my white-shirted lover)
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 3:07, archived)
# *bites Lee Harvey's head off*
Mmmm
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 4:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Poo

'night
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 2:16, archived)
# birthdaycard time
worlds first emo cake?


haha, its my brothers birthday card. he's a big emo
deviantart
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 2:15, archived)
# if hes emo
shouldnt the candle be out?
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 2:20, archived)
# no.
he didnt blow it out yet.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 2:21, archived)
# Have an Emo duster.

/pearoast
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 2:21, archived)
# what a fancy duster my dear, just what we were looking for
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 2:26, archived)
# that makes me happy
unlike buggering my iriver up by changing the background pictures on it. must fix.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 2:44, archived)
# Very convenient
to have a cake that cuts itself

/steals punchline from bash.org
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 7:47, archived)
[challenge entry] More oil I tell thee
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 2:02, archived)
# FEAR ME!


poor thing
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 1:49, archived)
# no!
no fearing for you!
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 1:54, archived)
# *sits in the corner*
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 2:04, archived)
# hmm
since you asked so politely

*cowers*
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 3:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Heh
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 1:47, archived)
# nope
I just plain don't get it
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 2:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Harness the power of fluff
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 1:19, archived)
#

haha!
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 1:32, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 1:38, archived)
# Argghhh!!!!!
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 2:02, archived)
# wooo
it must be
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 2:04, archived)
#
shark, check,
diver, check,
bridge, check,
helicopter, check..

Must be real!

woo!
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 4:36, archived)
# hahah!
quite marvellous!
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 1:55, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 1:57, archived)
# Nohands! Hurrah!
Hahaha!

There's nothing I like more than inserting plugs into kittens.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 1:37, archived)
# nooooo
at least give him the full respect of a three pin

bloody yanks/europeans/anyone who isn't us
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 3:09, archived)
[challenge entry] I wonder if placenta works well in a curry?
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 1:15, archived)
# haha
i really like this!

woo to my new broady bee
(broadband. ive come over all woot)
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 1:28, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 2:39, archived)

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