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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:50,
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they're behind you!
/pantomime
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UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:52,
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Oh no they aren't!
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:54,
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oh yes they are!
*plants feet*
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UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:56,
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*admires foot-bush*
crikey they grow fast
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:58,
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*harvests*
*sells on ebay*
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UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 21:00,
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*buys*
*leaves postive feedback A1 seller!!!! AAA++++++++++++++++++ will use again AAAA+++++++++++++*
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TBL I posted this on ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 21:02,
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*profit!*
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UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 21:05,
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Up his sleevies?
No, sorry, that's his armies
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nhojjohn ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:53,
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hahah
brilliant!
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right? ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:54,
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They are in his belly!!!
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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:54,
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Feet
On the end of your legs as a rule!
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Elnicko Nearly pub O'Clock ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:55,
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Lies!
Lies and hearsay!
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:57,
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If he's lost his feet
He should consider hiring some.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:55,
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The Neville? Who's that? P.S. Nice bum action
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WiggZ ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:57,
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The bum action is where its at
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 21:00,
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*it sat
/lame
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Corebowe wants to practice with real bullets now! ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 21:03,
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pffft
A* for effort, C- for delivery
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 21:10,
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b3ta babies
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Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool. ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:49,
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B3ta babies
So that's whre they come from is it?
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Elnicko Nearly pub O'Clock ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:52,
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this is ace
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Dont point it at your face up the ass ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 21:00,
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nhojjohn ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:48,
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pffft
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Puffin Boy ,
Thu 4 May 2006, 19:34,
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The Neville What what what ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:40,
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was his wife the volvo?
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UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:43,
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Yes!
Yes! And, yes! B3ta is slow!
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:44,
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eww hope it`s not those bad boys who did naughty things last year
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Reckless_Rik ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:46,
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what a whore
woo
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Reckless_Rik ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:47,
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hahaha
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:53,
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thats woo
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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile. ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:58,
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Limewire Japes
I was feeling a tad on the bored side so I figured I mess with limewire because I hate it. Knowing that when you search for anything regarding video you'll get loads and loads of porn I thought I exploit these poor perves. I am currently hosting 2 videos with these titles: This is what people are actually downloading Now how many times have this been done before?
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twerpy ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:38,
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Oh so *you're* the bastard doing that.
TJ: Is b3ta running really slowly for anyone else?
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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:41,
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yes!
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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:43,
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I thought it was just me....
although I am doing a fair bit of audio work..
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TBL I posted this on ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:44,
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^ that
it is sluggish.. I had to fire up iptraf to make sure it`s not this shitty VPN client I`ve just installed to connect to work when I get bleeped
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Reckless_Rik ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:44,
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you broke it**
we just know you did. **may not be true
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TBL I posted this on ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:45,
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pfft
I doubt a 2Mb broadband connection could knock b3ta out .. then again *opens Intarnet Exploder* DOOM!
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Reckless_Rik ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:46,
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ah.. seems ok now....
checking... hmm..... I think maybe I should move that gif a bit... and put a little roof in.. /~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\
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TBL I posted this on ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:48,
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you just want `em spunking on your hat
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Reckless_Rik ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:50,
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no.. thats why I want the roof... damn messy gif things
even though the "roof" looks like a swimming pool.
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TBL I posted this on ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:52,
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you could always pretend it`s the water from David Blaine`s freshly smashed into glass bowl
and they`re spunking on his crazy head
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Reckless_Rik ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:54,
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that is a good idea....
*gets brick* *gets on plane* ...back in a tick...
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TBL I posted this on ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:58,
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not teh intarnet exploder!
*realises no-one can read this as the intarnet has asploded*
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UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:48,
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It's been routed through the Treacle server today.
Mmmm..... TREACLE.
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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:45,
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Try /talk
Its taking 4 minutes to refresh
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:47,
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/talk gets the dregs of the bandwidth ... mmmm the joys of wondershaper
/stirs the shit
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Reckless_Rik ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:48,
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teenage ninja pussy!
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UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:45,
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Butters and his titanium codsocket ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:31,
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When is part 2?
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davew27 hevosen kuva! ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:33,
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Sooon.
Sooner than you may think.
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Butters and his titanium codsocket ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:34,
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6 minutes!
Yay! *clicks both*
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davew27 hevosen kuva! ,
Fri 5 May 2006, 11:28,
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but it only took one pen
is the fairy worn out?
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:33,
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I demand to see the penis fairy!
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:33,
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and afterwards,
the sexy naked woman fairy!
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:36,
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Do you think he has something of yours?
/12
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:36,
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*Feels inferior*
/5½
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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:37,
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hehe
*slaps you in the face*
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:44,
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hahaha
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:35,
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Hahahaha
I knew this was what happens at work! Woo to you Sir!
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Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:36,
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brilliant
this is most houpla
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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile. ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:36,
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You may all laugh at this
but it's actually true. Most people have pen faries living near their phone.
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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:37,
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I seen it!
And it looks JUST like that! 1000% FACT!!
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Fudge Monkey never did ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:37,
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my hosting is being nawty
so have a mmnggngnmmlgn!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:29,
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A Power Ranger? Don't be silly!
*sobs*
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Gigantic! A big big love! ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:29,
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what are the odds of a pair
of hands appearing?
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:30,
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Gigantic!
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S Snail wore out his welcome with random precision ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:32,
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I promised b3ta I'd only do one goatse post
^This
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Gigantic! A big big love! ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:32,
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hahaha
yay!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:35,
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Any minute
now
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Smudger ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:36,
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Pet rats, car keys......
car keys...... Next door's cat is a little git.
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mxw8 Needs to learn about Time Management.... later on ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:28,
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i hope thats real
i really do
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Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:35,
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Unfortunately not....
the contents are shopped in.
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mxw8 Needs to learn about Time Management.... later on ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:37,
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'art attack...
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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:28,
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ha ha ha ha
woo!
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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile. ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:28,
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Larson fan?
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Goodie ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:30,
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please dont tell me
ive ripped him off again...?
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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:33,
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sorry...
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calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way) ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:26,
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I blame the new method
of suggesting image compo ideas in that qotw. It worked much better when the image-master would ask for ideas, then we voted. Democracy can work, just as long as there's no oil involved.
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:28,
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however...
baby oil would be ok (carefully applied by nubile young women dressed only in thongs, gently smearing... ohhh dammit! *goes to get kleenex*
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calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way) ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:30,
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I know where they are!
ooh new episode tonight (or download tomorrow for the rest of us)
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:22,
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Seen the new Hanso Foundation web site?
It's ace.
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S Snail wore out his welcome with random precision ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:26,
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link pwease!
has anyone rang that number?
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Gigantic! A big big love! ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:26,
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Yeah
www.thehansofoundation.org The phone number gives you a password for the site...
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S Snail wore out his welcome with random precision ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:27,
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ooh it lists six active projects
and aren't there six bunkers on the island, as that map showed that squashed Locke?? (if you haven't seen series 2, then you just read a spoiler - haw-haw!)
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:31,
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*cough*
ambulance
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Goodie ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:27,
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not a fucking chance.
worst. bandwagon. ever. Even worse than the jaws one, and I really hated the jaws one.
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:29,
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There are worm holes in my garden
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nhojjohn ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:11,
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Those be some bloody big worms
The birds keep stealing worms from our garden :(
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Corebowe wants to practice with real bullets now! ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:12,
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Wikipedia (as usual) may have the answer for you
"One type of non-traversable wormhole metric is the schwarzschild solution: ds^2= - (1 - \frac{2GM}{rc^2})dt^2 + \frac{dr^2}{1 - \frac{2GM}{rc^2}} + r^2(d \theta^2 + sin^2 \theta d\phi^2) "
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nhojjohn ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:15,
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I do believe
That my head shall now explode. *BANG*
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Corebowe wants to practice with real bullets now! ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:17,
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you mean
"#KABLAMMO#"
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right? ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:18,
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or
*GPOP* in a partial vaccum
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nhojjohn ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:20,
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Christ...
Who died and made you two kings of the onomatopoeia?!
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Corebowe wants to practice with real bullets now! ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:21,
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vaccum?
is that like an air ejaculation?
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calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way) ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:27,
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probably Hoover-assisted
...Not J. Edgar
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exleafite Did I miss anything? ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:32,
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Isn't this where they went..?
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catapilla is sorry he wasted ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:06,
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something like that
nice arrows!! (:
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right? ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:08,
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...
ya, subtle, hah! :D
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catapilla is sorry he wasted ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:13,
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Nice!
The lost boys - starring Macaulay Culcin.
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RedWine President of the S.C.U.M. ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:10,
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"we're vampires"
puts hand on face and screams!!
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:18,
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Quick, Simple, and maybe a tad big...
Simple and maybe a tad big...
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Corebowe wants to practice with real bullets now! ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:06,
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Ahhh, I loved that game
I can still remember the final level code. Aditionally: Woo! Reckon that's where 'Lost' is?
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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:09,
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Y'never know...
Actually, I'll probably never know anyways.. 'Lost' is a bandwagon I've yet to hop onto
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Corebowe wants to practice with real bullets now! ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:11,
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I got frothed at a lot about it
Watched 3 eps anyway and it still didn't grab me.
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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:12,
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Loved that game
Blizzard is so consitantly ace
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:16,
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The Neville What what what ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:05,
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Pffft! Brilliant!
*Clicks*
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RedWine President of the S.C.U.M. ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:07,
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hehehe
just like at reading festival (:
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right? ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:07,
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Hurrah, winner
Time for a new compo.
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nick the greek ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:09,
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On behalf of hard working socks everywhere,
I condemn this.
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bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:13,
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fab
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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile. ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:14,
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woo
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homonk ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:14,
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Yay!
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davew27 hevosen kuva! ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:04,
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did he just get
run through?
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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile. ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:15,
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Nah! He's just seen
Boris Johnson in an England shirt sitting on the bench on channel Five.. which is making my brain feel like i've just had a cup of tea with Salvador Dali
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:39,
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Hehehe,
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Lord Aerixis ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 19:57,
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ooh thass good
elloes babe, everyone miss me today? (;
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right? ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 19:57,
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Well, i dunno about everyone, but I
missed my daily trip to Tescos! I had to go with Too Tall Kawoski! Silly TUTT for being absent!
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Lord Aerixis ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 19:59,
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i wasn't going to school today
stuff that. fucking cunts ARGH I HATE THEM DONT MAKE ME GO BACK PLEEEZE
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right? ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:01,
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I wont, but the burger van day requires you divine presence!
Well, by which i mean i aint going on my william!
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Lord Aerixis ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:03,
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i havn't been to the burger van for ages
i'm going to the docs at 11:40 tomoz so i could mebbe meet you at the van after that?
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right? ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:04,
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I am TOTALLY gonna be there.
Oh no wait, fucksticks. I have my art exam dont i? shit Sorry bubby chucks!
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Lord Aerixis ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:26,
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I know I did
but I'm getting a new scope fitted tomorrow. So maybe next time. *smooch*
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 19:59,
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scope? colonoscopy?
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Reckless_Rik ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 19:59,
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Tele
as in Savalas
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:01,
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bumlollipops?
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Reckless_Rik ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:04,
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*snuggles*
*smokes after*
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right? ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:01,
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Friction - tastic
off for some nosh, see you lateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:02,
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bad hair day huh?
nicely done
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Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 19:59,
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I would say that it happens to me sometimes, but i
now have a shorter hair cut that annoyingly resembles Cloud Strifes....
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Lord Aerixis ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:00,
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it's HAWT!
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right? ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:09,
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cheer up emo!
Edit: I'll raise you a 15 FECKIN' HOUR art exam
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Gigantic! A big big love! ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 19:59,
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Hahaha, cheers m'old mate,
that reply makles the post THAT much more worth it!
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Lord Aerixis ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:00,
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Breaking news...
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 19:48,
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arf! that poor Mr. Clarke
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 19:50,
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fucking good fucking repost
(c'mon, just one more...)
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right? ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 19:53,
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I forget what I'm getting again from you after the fifth time of swearing?
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 19:54,
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bent over and spanked
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right? ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 19:56,
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fuck me! 8-o
ready when you are! ;-)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 19:56,
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*bends you over my lap*
*pats a couple of times* #THWOCK#
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right? ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 19:59,
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*gasp* Jealous!
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:00,
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thats ok, you can spank me too in a minute
*enjoys the spank of tutt*
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:01,
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bah! that backfired quickly
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:02,
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...Just be thankful I didn't
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:02,
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this thread is hawt
*saves to special files*
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right? ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:13,
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well, that's me well and truly told then
;-)*Fuckity fuck fuck fucksits*
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 20:01,
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Hehe! How very apt.
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Pete Tranter's Sister ,
Wed 3 May 2006, 19:53,
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