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[challenge entry] Rarr
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:50, archived)
# they're behind you!
/pantomime
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:52, archived)
# Oh no they aren't!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:54, archived)
# oh yes they are!
*plants feet*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:56, archived)
# *admires foot-bush*
crikey they grow fast
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:58, archived)
# *harvests*
*sells on ebay*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:00, archived)
# *buys*
*leaves postive feedback

A1 seller!!!! AAA++++++++++++++++++ will use again AAAA+++++++++++++*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:02, archived)
# *profit!*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:05, archived)
# Up his sleevies?
No, sorry, that's his armies
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:53, archived)
# hahah
brilliant!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:54, archived)
# They are in his belly!!!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:54, archived)
# Feet
On the end of your legs as a rule!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:55, archived)
# Lies!
Lies and hearsay!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:57, archived)
# If he's lost his feet

He should consider hiring some.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:55, archived)
# ...
The Neville? Who's that?


P.S. Nice bum action
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:57, archived)
# The bum action is where its at
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:00, archived)
# *it sat
/lame
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:03, archived)
# pffft
A* for effort, C- for delivery
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:10, archived)
[challenge entry] b3ta babies
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:49, archived)
# B3ta babies
So that's whre they come from is it?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:52, archived)
# this is ace
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:48, archived)
# pffft
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:40, archived)
# was his wife the volvo?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:43, archived)
# Yes!
Yes!

And, yes! B3ta is slow!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:44, archived)
# eww hope it`s not those bad boys who did naughty things last year
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:46, archived)
# what a whore
woo
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:47, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:53, archived)
# thats woo
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:58, archived)
# Limewire Japes
I was feeling a tad on the bored side so I figured I mess with limewire because I hate it. Knowing that when you search for anything regarding video you'll get loads and loads of porn I thought I exploit these poor perves. I am currently hosting 2 videos with these titles:

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

This is what people are actually downloading



Now how many times have this been done before?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:38, archived)
# Oh so *you're* the bastard doing that.


TJ: Is b3ta running really slowly for anyone else?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:41, archived)
# yes!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:43, archived)
# I thought it was just me....
although I am doing a fair bit of audio work..

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:44, archived)
# ^ that
it is sluggish.. I had to fire up iptraf to make sure it`s not this shitty VPN client I`ve just installed to connect to work when I get bleeped
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:44, archived)
# you broke it**
we just know you did.






**may not be true
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:45, archived)
# pfft
I doubt a 2Mb broadband connection could knock b3ta out

.. then again

*opens Intarnet Exploder*

DOOM!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:46, archived)
# ah.. seems ok now....
checking...

hmm..... I think maybe I should move that gif a bit... and put a little roof in..



/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:48, archived)
# you just want `em spunking on your hat
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:50, archived)
# no.. thats why I want the roof... damn messy gif things
even though the "roof" looks like a swimming pool.

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:52, archived)
# you could always pretend it`s the water from David Blaine`s freshly smashed into glass bowl
and they`re spunking on his crazy head
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:54, archived)
# that is a good idea....
*gets brick*

*gets on plane*


...back in a tick...

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:58, archived)
# not teh intarnet exploder!
*realises no-one can read this as the intarnet has asploded*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:48, archived)
# It's been routed through the Treacle server today.


Mmmm..... TREACLE.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:45, archived)
# Try /talk
Its taking 4 minutes to refresh
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:47, archived)
# /talk gets the dregs of the bandwidth ... mmmm the joys of wondershaper


/stirs the shit
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:48, archived)
# teenage ninja pussy!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
Click for my site.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:31, archived)
# When is part 2?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:33, archived)
# Sooon.
Sooner than you may think.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:34, archived)
# 6 minutes!
Yay! *clicks both*
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:28, archived)
# but it only took one pen
is the fairy worn out?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:33, archived)
# I demand to see the penis fairy!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:33, archived)
# and afterwards,
the sexy naked woman fairy!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:36, archived)
# Do you think he has something of yours?
/12
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:36, archived)
# *Feels inferior*
/5½
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:37, archived)
# hehe
*slaps you in the face*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:44, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
I knew this was what happens at work!

Woo to you Sir!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:36, archived)
# brilliant
this is most houpla
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:36, archived)
# You may all laugh at this
but it's actually true.

Most people have pen faries living near their phone.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:37, archived)
# I seen it!
And it looks JUST like that! 1000% FACT!!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:37, archived)
# my hosting is being nawty

so have a mmnggngnmmlgn!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:29, archived)
[challenge entry] A Power Ranger? Don't be silly!
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
*sobs*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:29, archived)
# what are the odds of a pair
of hands appearing?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:30, archived)
# Gigantic!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:32, archived)
# I promised b3ta I'd only do one goatse post
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
^This
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:32, archived)
# hahaha
yay!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:35, archived)
# Any minute
now
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Pet rats, car keys......
car keys......
Next door's cat is a little git.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:28, archived)
# i hope thats real
i really do
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:35, archived)
# Unfortunately not....
the contents are shopped in.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:37, archived)
# 'art attack...
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:28, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
woo!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:28, archived)
# Larson fan?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:30, archived)
# please dont tell me
ive ripped him off again...?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:33, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry...
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:26, archived)
# I blame the new method
of suggesting image compo ideas in that qotw. It worked much better when the image-master would ask for ideas, then we voted. Democracy can work, just as long as there's no oil involved.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:28, archived)
# however...
baby oil would be ok (carefully applied by nubile young women dressed only in thongs, gently smearing... ohhh dammit!

*goes to get kleenex*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:30, archived)
[challenge entry] I know where they are!

ooh new episode tonight (or download tomorrow for the rest of us)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:22, archived)
# Seen the new Hanso Foundation web site?
It's ace.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:26, archived)
# link pwease!
has anyone rang that number?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:26, archived)
# Yeah
www.thehansofoundation.org

The phone number gives you a password for the site...
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:27, archived)
# ooh it lists six active projects
and aren't there six bunkers on the island, as that map showed that squashed Locke??

(if you haven't seen series 2, then you just read a spoiler - haw-haw!)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:31, archived)
# *cough*
ambulance
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:27, archived)
# not a fucking chance.
worst. bandwagon. ever.

Even worse than the jaws one, and I really hated the jaws one.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:29, archived)
[challenge entry] There are worm holes in my garden
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:11, archived)
# Those be some bloody big worms
The birds keep stealing worms from our garden :(
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:12, archived)
# Wikipedia (as usual) may have the answer for you
"One type of non-traversable wormhole metric is the schwarzschild solution:

ds^2= - (1 - \frac{2GM}{rc^2})dt^2 + \frac{dr^2}{1 - \frac{2GM}{rc^2}} + r^2(d \theta^2 + sin^2 \theta d\phi^2) "
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:15, archived)
# I do believe
That my head shall now explode.



*BANG*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:17, archived)
# you mean

"#KABLAMMO#"
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:18, archived)
# or
*GPOP*
in a partial vaccum
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:20, archived)
# Christ...
Who died and made you two kings of the onomatopoeia?!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:21, archived)
# vaccum?
is that like an air ejaculation?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:27, archived)
# probably Hoover-assisted
...
Not J. Edgar
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Isn't this where they went..?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:06, archived)
# something like that
nice arrows!! (:
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:08, archived)
# ...
ya, subtle, hah!

:D
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:13, archived)
# Nice!
The lost boys - starring Macaulay Culcin.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:10, archived)
# "we're vampires"
puts hand on face and screams!!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick, Simple, and maybe a tad big...
Simple and maybe a tad big...Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:06, archived)
# Ahhh, I loved that game
I can still remember the final level code.

Aditionally: Woo! Reckon that's where 'Lost' is?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:09, archived)
# Y'never know...
Actually, I'll probably never know anyways.. 'Lost' is a bandwagon I've yet to hop onto
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:11, archived)
# I got frothed at a lot about it
Watched 3 eps anyway and it still didn't grab me.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:12, archived)
# Loved that game
Blizzard is so consitantly ace
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:05, archived)
# Pffft! Brilliant!
*Clicks*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:07, archived)
# hehehe
just like at reading festival (:
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:07, archived)
# Hurrah, winner
Time for a new compo.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:09, archived)
# On behalf of hard working socks everywhere,
I condemn this.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:13, archived)
# fab
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:14, archived)
# woo
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:14, archived)
# Yay!
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:04, archived)
# did he just get
run through?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:15, archived)
# Nah! He's just seen
Boris Johnson in an England shirt sitting on the bench on channel Five.. which is making my brain feel like i've just had a cup of tea with Salvador Dali
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:39, archived)
# Hehehe,

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:57, archived)
# ooh thass good
elloes babe, everyone miss me today? (;
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:57, archived)
# Well, i dunno about everyone, but I
missed my daily trip to Tescos!

I had to go with Too Tall Kawoski!

Silly TUTT for being absent!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:59, archived)
# i wasn't going to school today
stuff that. fucking cunts ARGH I HATE THEM DONT MAKE ME GO BACK PLEEEZE
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:01, archived)
# I wont, but the burger van day requires you divine presence!
Well, by which i mean i aint going on my william!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:03, archived)
# i havn't been to the burger van for ages
i'm going to the docs at 11:40 tomoz so i could mebbe meet you at the van after that?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:04, archived)
# I am TOTALLY gonna be there.
Oh no wait, fucksticks.

I have my art exam dont i? shit

Sorry bubby chucks!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:26, archived)
# I know I did


but I'm getting a new scope fitted tomorrow. So maybe next time.

*smooch*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:59, archived)
# scope? colonoscopy?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:59, archived)
# Tele


as in Savalas
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:01, archived)
# bumlollipops?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:04, archived)
# *snuggles*

*smokes after*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:01, archived)
# Friction - tastic

off for some nosh, see you lateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:02, archived)
# bad hair day huh?
nicely done
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:59, archived)
# I would say that it happens to me sometimes, but i
now have a shorter hair cut that annoyingly resembles Cloud Strifes....
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:00, archived)
# it's HAWT!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:09, archived)
# cheer up emo!
Edit: I'll raise you a 15 FECKIN' HOUR art exam
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(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:59, archived)
# Hahaha, cheers m'old mate,
that reply makles the post THAT much more worth it!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:00, archived)
# Breaking news...
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:48, archived)
# arf! that poor Mr. Clarke
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:50, archived)
# fucking good fucking repost
(c'mon, just one more...)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:53, archived)
# I forget what I'm getting again from you after the fifth time of swearing?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:54, archived)
# bent over and spanked
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:56, archived)
# fuck me! 8-o
ready when you are! ;-)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:56, archived)
# *bends you over my lap*

*pats a couple of times*

#THWOCK#
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:59, archived)
# *gasp* Jealous!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:00, archived)
# thats ok, you can spank me too in a minute
*enjoys the spank of tutt*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:01, archived)
# bah! that backfired quickly
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:02, archived)
# ...Just be thankful I didn't
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:02, archived)
# this thread is hawt

*saves to special files*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:13, archived)
# well, that's me well and truly told then
;-)

*Fuckity fuck fuck fucksits*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:01, archived)
# Hehe! How very apt.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:53, archived)

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