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# Guuuuuurrrrrn
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:35, archived)
# Hahahha, brilliatn!!
Made me laff well hard!

EDIT: cunt me in the fuck, my arms are hurtin'! Th Gym isnt all its craked up to be y'know
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:36, archived)
# oh yeah
did all you peeps get sweaty?
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:37, archived)
# Skin and mills did,
i was alright after a while!

Hurts to lift a tea cup now!!
Nooo!!!
I think i worked too hard

EDIT: you and skina re gettin on better aint ya?
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:38, archived)
# ermmm a little
it's cause i'm a bit more quiet at school and i'm not there much haha
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:40, archived)
# Yeah girl, ive noticed!
Ive missed my goddam burgers!

I need help

Im shopping an ambulance, but ive run owta ideas!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:43, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES
i've gotta watch my weight now thanks to that injection

i'm not putting on two stones over two years! not a chance!!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:44, archived)
# Aww kiss it better!
*realises what i said*
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:47, archived)
# make an ambulance selling burgers
*profits*
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:44, archived)
# I did!
...eventually
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 19:12, archived)
# Go and work on a tattie farm
lifting all those sacks of delicious spuds will soon build you up.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:37, archived)
# Really?
Thats not a bad idea actualy.......

*feels Dukes Biceps*

Fuck me! It does!

*starts job*
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:38, archived)
# five groats an hour
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:39, archived)
# Groams???
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:40, archived)
# Or get a job in demolition
that works. I did that once during the summer in my student days, that was a great job.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:42, archived)
# wow!
a fortune! can i get a job there too?
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:41, archived)
# Sorry
it's a mans job only, you can work in the office cooking up all the tatties for lunch for the same wage.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:43, archived)
# okay
as long as i get to make some tea
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:46, archived)
# 1 mug please... milk, no sugar
ta

(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:47, archived)
# Good, good
make as much tea as you want, welcome aboard. Here's a weeks wage in advance.

50 groats
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:58, archived)
# YAY!
you're ace you are (:
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:36, archived)
# arf..
might as well put this in here since that last muppet deleted his post....




(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:37, archived)
# Cud it get much more Ambulance?
I think not
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:39, archived)
# it could!
if only it tried!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:40, archived)
# and I was going to post an outstanding
visual riposte to his post.

ie: a building with pretty much the same filter and a cdc on it.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:55, archived)
# hahahahahah
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:37, archived)
# Haha.
And cheers to everyone else who's shopped me.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:38, archived)
# T.J.
i see mister arty twunt deleted his thread then
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:38, archived)
# yep..
I dont mind deleting a thread if i cocked something up in it, but not after people have posted in it... 'tis nicer to edit..
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:40, archived)
# Who's Arthur Twunt?
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:40, archived)
# i don't know what to say to that
*stares into space*
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:41, archived)
# You know
wee Arty Twunt, the one who runs about the place, deleting posts an knocking his ribena all over the carpet. The one who got his head trapped in the rails and the fire brigade had to be called to cut him loose. That Arthur Twunt.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:46, archived)
# ahhhhhh
now i see
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:49, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:46, archived)
# suffering
fuc k

(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:48, archived)
# hahaahaaaahhhhh
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:56, archived)
# I'm more concerned

about the literature he's reading
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:58, archived)
# The book says
what now?

*squints*
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 19:20, archived)
# I should have picked
a slightly less stupid colour, but I was having a magenta moment
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 19:21, archived)
# mmmmm
magenta
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 19:23, archived)
# I gots teh horn...
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:23, archived)
# ZOMG THAT CAR'S GONNA BLOWE!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:26, archived)
# Hmm...horny
Badum!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:26, archived)
# BABES!
*hugs to the floor*
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:27, archived)
# *flails remaining arm*
*suffocates*

*arms hits floor*

-*-What a way to die!!-*-
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:28, archived)
# kekekekekekekekekeke

^_^
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:28, archived)
# kekekek!!!
So hows u ducky cha?

Goin out 2nite?
EDIT: yes im back alive now. I coughed up the tits that i nearly swalloed
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:29, archived)
# going to work
then home to sleep! i'm going to laaahhndaaah tomorrow (:

y'allright?
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:30, archived)
# Yeah im alright, jus sittin here in me leathers waitin' for me hair to dry.
Gonna hit the town with Mike and Dave, maybe go to smiths....

Depends
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:31, archived)
# hit michael in the face
cause he's still a bit of a cunt

i'm gonna sweat it out in the chippy tonight
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:33, archived)
# Whats mikal dun now?
has he insulted iccle TUTT?

*scowls in Mikes direction*

Grrrrrr
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:37, archived)
# he's a knob jockey
and a set of twatflaps

and..GRRRRRRR
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:38, archived)
# thing
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:14, archived)
# what on earth is going on here?
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:16, archived)
# its the same guy in every pic.
it looks like a gay mediaeval interpretation of the crucifixion of Jesus.
Set in the moors.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:21, archived)
# i really don't think i want to know.
i really don't.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:21, archived)
# ^
This.
Wait- do I actually want to know?
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:21, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:21, archived)
# Hahahha!!!
*tips hat*
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:28, archived)
# sorted
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:49, archived)
# oh, i see
It's the story of Christ, if he was cloned and had a frighteningly large batch and all of his clones lived in an English castle and his clones got sick of him going around and saying things like "I'm the original guy, numero uno," and decided to crucify him on a wheel.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:23, archived)
# I don't know much about art...
...but I know what freaks me the fuck out!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:24, archived)
# ARRRRRRT STUUUUUDENT!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:25, archived)
# and also
EEEEEEEMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:50, archived)
# alas
too damn old to be emo. oapemo?
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:59, archived)
# didn't you do something
very similar to this a while ago? Using the same guy and the same ruin?
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:28, archived)
# yars
tis the final amalgam. ho
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:30, archived)
# I think I've been there.
Is that Glastonbury?

p.s. Ban this filth!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:31, archived)
# nope
various northumberland sites
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:32, archived)
# I win
it's me bumming myself
nsfw
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:34, archived)
# aaaaaaaaargh
*vims eyes*
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:36, archived)
# you nastard
(its like a bastard but NNNastier)
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:39, archived)
# I'll make an edit
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:41, archived)
# hahaha
what is going on?
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:36, archived)
# Butters Bandwagon

"You always hurt the one you love"
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:10, archived)
# imminent
pustulas?
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:13, archived)
# Cor!
nice plukes
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:16, archived)
# pfft
he'll regret posting that photo soon
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:18, archived)
# We can only
but hope....
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:26, archived)
# It won't be complete without this
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:23, archived)
# YES!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:24, archived)
# *hops aboard with my favourite meth addict*
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:25, archived)
# prolly dun but I've been out all day
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:53, archived)
# grand!
first one i've seen
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:57, archived)
# where is his other hand?
it looks like he's on the vinegar stroke
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:58, archived)
# regional joke.
cowboys
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:53, archived)
# very regional, I suppose
I only get the pantera bit
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:51, archived)
# USNY?
You forgot the golden salamander and multiple wives tho
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 19:01, archived)
# 'ning
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:45, archived)
# put a cork in it! :)

woo freddie kruger
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:54, archived)
# haha! yay!
woo to both
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:56, archived)
# woo!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:16, archived)
# one way ticket, sir?
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 19:20, archived)
# Evening, you Homosexuals.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:38, archived)
# You've cleaned up his skin!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:40, archived)
# It's all I did, in truth.
The glasses just add themselves.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:41, archived)
# Nice use of the clone tool.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:42, archived)
# Why thank you!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:52, archived)
# that sexes me up
but good

edit: I thought that was FPM at first...
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:44, archived)
# To what is the punchline of your signature?
Wait...

To what is that the punchline in your signature?
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:46, archived)
# It's from a film called Zigeunerweisen
It probably makes less sense in context.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:50, archived)
# It sounds like the
"They're both fucking close to water" joke.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:51, archived)
# I do like that joke
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:58, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:49, archived)
# hahaha
A touch of class there Fanj :)
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:51, archived)
# hahaha
HUZZAH!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:52, archived)
# 'lo you big piece of poop
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:50, archived)
# Hello you arse!
*Waves*
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:51, archived)
# *moonies*

(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:53, archived)
# awwww
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:57, archived)
# *joins in*
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:05, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:06, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:35, archived)
# He wants to be your friend

nearly pub time...nearly pub time
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:37, archived)
# woo!
and double woo cos it is indeed pub time!
babye all
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:39, archived)
# yaay! :)
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:50, archived)
# nice :)
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:09, archived)
# hurrah
I like him
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:37, archived)
# Me vectored.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

(You prolly can't tell any difference between that and the the source pic.)
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:32, archived)
# hahaha
Best vector ever!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:34, archived)
# Could you tell it was a vector or did you think it was a photo?
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:35, archived)
# did you do that in 3d studio
is it for a game?
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:37, archived)
# No.
I did it in a much more advanced graphic manipulation programme which is so expensive that I doubt you've ever heard of it. It's only for professionals, see. It's called "Paint 5.1".
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:39, archived)
# 5.1!!! POMG!!!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:27, archived)
# Oh my god
Amazing work. I can't believe you didn't steal it from Worth 1000.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:40, archived)
# I reckon it's on par with yours.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:51, archived)
# hehe
drunkendonut.com
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:28, archived)
# BIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:31, archived)
# Shit.
..and shitter server
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:32, archived)
# ^double this
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:33, archived)
# PARDON?
I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SIZE OF YOUR PICTURE!!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:37, archived)
# is this a progress report
on your current photoshop project
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:39, archived)
# that would imply that progress is being made
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:40, archived)
# I say old chap!
that's a big one!
you'll have trouble getting that through a manhole
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:12, archived)
# I think this guy hates someone!?!
drunkendonut.com
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:28, archived)
# MAKE IT BIGGER!!!!!!!
HUGER WOULD BE GOODERER
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:31, archived)
# hahahaha - 113k
the picture isn't funny, it's just huge
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:38, archived)
# he posted another version of it
to make it funnier!

O_o ?
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:14, archived)
# I sort of vectored myself. Butters style.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:14, archived)
# needs more eyes
did you used to be in Grange Hill?
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:17, archived)
# Woo!
i'm expecting something trully horrendous to happen in it though.

(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:17, archived)
# send me a REAL photo
and i'll do a nice picture of you

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:18, archived)
# don't send me a picture
i'll mess it up, it will look stupid, and it won't be funny either
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:20, archived)
# ning
my msn isn't working :(
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:23, archived)
# Here goes.

Feel free to shop away, I'm off for dinner.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:28, archived)
# *Goes shopping*
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:33, archived)
# twinky
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:34, archived)
# OMG!
I love you and want to have your baaaaabiiiiies!

(PS: please send me your babies on a 4x5" postcard so I can have them)
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:59, archived)
# !
Matt Damon!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 19:21, archived)
# i have
an image of your little animated guys climbing out of those eyeholes with fistfuls of spicy brains. but then it's friday, hot and i need beer.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:21, archived)
# Thats cool
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:35, archived)
# Imagine what they were like as kids
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 16:54, archived)
# budda would kick both their gods' arses
he has a serious weight advantage.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:10, archived)
# but budda isn't a god...!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:11, archived)
# well, Ganesh could have the lot of'em anyway!

(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:12, archived)
# pwnd
what about Ganesh, or indeed Chuck Norris
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:13, archived)
# please do not be feeding peanuts to my god
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:17, archived)
# By the 7 arms of Visnu, I swear it. I am not a Hindu.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:22, archived)
# chuck norris is indeed the one true god.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:18, archived)
# Chuck Norris died ten years ago
but the grim reaper has been too scared to tell him.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:43, archived)
# neither are bush or saddam...
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:14, archived)
# ...and in walks George Lucas. "Well..."
Woo.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:15, archived)
# Padawan Little-Kev trying to impress the Coruscant massive..


I stumbled across something similar I posted a month or two ago, and suddenly felt compelled to make it move..

(, Fri 5 May 2006, 16:54, archived)
# that is going to
hurt
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 16:56, archived)
# Needs more
magenta

(woo!)
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:00, archived)
# That did cross my mind..
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:01, archived)
# pffft!
have a woo
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:03, archived)
# We won't mind Nick
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 16:53, archived)
# He
looks a bit like a bond villain, what with the dodgy eye..
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 16:54, archived)
# because..
racist facism=bad and gay=bad?
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 16:54, archived)
# No
Because anyone with so much hatred is often hiding a deep dark secret.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 16:55, archived)
# very true
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 16:56, archived)
# is he hiding that deep dark secret
up his deep dark ass?

Where black people can't find it?

When they finally manage to put that munt in prison i hope his cell mate is named winston
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:46, archived)
# whats he doing in somebodys closet anyway?
should get nicked for tresspassing...
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 16:55, archived)
# a cross between handy-andy and rik?
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 16:56, archived)
# Hahaha
That's spot on :)
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:01, archived)
# hahahaha
oh my!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:08, archived)

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