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[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)
# dux r deadly.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)
#
put your beak on the curb!
(Kezzzz regretted posting that on, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:39, archived)
# IS THAT FRENCH FOR 'CUNT'?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)
# no.
its the noise a duck makes, stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)
# I TOTALLY KNEW THE ANSWER TO THAT ONE. ASK ME ANOTHER.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)
# what is natzees?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:34, archived)
# THEY'RE ALL WINDMILLS. SHITTY WINDMILLS. THEY LAY EGGS.
ALSO: THEY ARE TANKS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:37, archived)
# French for cunt is
la conasse, or la chatte
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Can ducks say that?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:44, archived)
# awesome!
yeah!
cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:44, archived)
# nice use of the space
Bye /board!

and when i get back, redsushi better have answered my question.
Because if he hasn't....
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:43, archived)
[challenge entry] lucky they caught him before he moved onto the second phase of his disguise
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)
# HAHAHAHHAHAHA!
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)
# *Shakes with laughter*
Well, that sure graped my squildo.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
If only he could fly :D

Woo you sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)
# perfect
topical and challenge-worthy.

A double-yolker.

(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)
[challenge entry] shit.
i just did the same joke. yours is funnier though.

(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)
# no - that is shipman
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)
[challenge entry] why, I'll... I'll... I'll...


d -d- d- DUCK YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Arf!
WEIRD WAVEY ARM POWERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)
# I think I post these at the wrong time of night.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:22, archived)
# i like this alot, it's very good.
Please do more :)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Shall do!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)
# ONE LEG TREE TRUNK LADY!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Pffft.
I do need to work harder at legs. I'm not very good at them. I'll go out late at night and stare at ladies' legs in short skirts and shorts.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)
# It is a good move!
It is what I do! Obviously it is for art, and when I do learn to draw I will prove it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)
# your thigh to calf ratio
needs taming :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:47, archived)
# This is NICE. NICE NICE NICE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Thank YOU. YOU YOU YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)
# HAVE A DKUC:
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Hooray for Pato!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)
# this duck is illogical captain.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)
# this!
with legs/teeth/nipples/banjos/otters and other pub paraphenalia!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:52, archived)
# No, it's lovely :-)
How did you make it?

And...at the risk of sounding facetious...can you do abusive ducks?
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:24, archived)
# I got my graphics tablet and drawed, using PaintTool Sai
I'll fucking quack you in the bread.

And I'll do one in a bit =3
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)
# :-)
Did you work from a template of some kind?

Oh...bollocks, I'm being far too serious. Forget it.

Back to duckshopping.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Templates are weird and only useful for webpages.
TO THE DUCKSHOP!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)
# ah, well i got to see it. so i'm glad of that
good work, girl
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Thanks =)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)
# I will now have to cut off your hands and steal your powers.
That is the way.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Nooooo, the toes, take the toes.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)
# The toes? Are you an amputee?
Okay then I'll settle for a shag, how's about that?
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)
# I could live without a toe or two I believe.
Though I do use them for DDR at times.

If you can find one of these, you can have it. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_Shag
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:39, archived)
# DDR?
That's some kind of drive read error right?
Also I don't go out with anyone who is well known for shitting eggs into paper bags.

Come on you know you want to. With your love of terrible yaoi pornography and my hatred of every person, creature and object we would be untouchable!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:42, archived)
# TITS
or GTFO
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:14, archived)
[challenge entry] It's the latest in duck tattoos...
...they do it to taunt us.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:22, archived)
# I concur!
Shoot my Cunt would be an amazing show!

Can I have countless cunts though?

Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:23, archived)
# of course, those are the 'mod' ducks
the rockers have entirely different markings
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:24, archived)
# ha!
I swear that Google's data crunchers must be going mad trying to make sense of the weekly spikes in similar image searches...

One day they'll cotton on.

*now in the mood for duck and pancakes*
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll try to think of something other than a swearing duck, but until then
(ormondroyd, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)
# In COmmunist Russia,
Duck is You!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:24, archived)
[challenge entry] The Ducks March on Rome


Edit: applied caption for context
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Pope is not Evil!
In Communist Russia,

Evil is Pope!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)
# ha!
I met the Pope once. Not this one. The one before. He cured me of religion with one tap on the shoulder.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Arf!
My dad met the previous one too.

He liked him.

I am apparently meeting the new one next year if I can be arsed to turn up.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)
# excellent
remember to throw a "Regan in the Exorcist" fit as he approaches. He loves it when people do that.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)
# I don't think I shall.
Instead I might be respectful of his position.

/Catholic blog
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)
# probably wise :)
you don't want some Swiss Guard to have at you with his halberd.

...


*considers unfortunate connotations of that remark*

*posts anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Arf!
I love him because he is the pope. but it is his Nazi ideals I really buy into....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Radovan Karadzic - Master of Disguise

A master of disguise.

1995 - Father Ted



2008 - Rowan Williams:



Respect the hat
(dastra, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Sam The Eagle out of The Muppets too...
... spooky.
(Error 404 - Username Unknown, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Oh fuck!
Why has no-one noticed this yet? And if only someone would put no effort into it at the same time!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Ouch
Cutting and pasting is not effort?
(Error 404 - Username Unknown, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)
# In communist Russia,
Effort is not Cutting and Pasting!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:22, archived)
# in communist russia...
blah blah blah blah you


/e too drunk for sensible typing
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:55, archived)
# I'm waiting for Father Christmas
...to stop hurting me
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:23, archived)
# I serve only to highlight
My skills are highly limited
(dastra, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:23, archived)
# OK.
It is just that it has been highlighted all day :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Wow,
I've never seen a stage 6 before.

Can we take him home with us?
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:23, archived)
[challenge entry] There was me, that is Ducky and my 4 droogs, that is Alex, Pete, Georgie and Dim.
that is Ducky and my 4 droogs that is Alex Pete Georgie and Dim.
(Madlyinsane, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)
#
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Arf!
The one at the back was my father in law :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)
# my uncle gets ink squirted in his eye in Indiana Jones.
i'm not sure which one, but one of them.

+ his name is Tip Tipping.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)
# O RLY?
That's the one who never said anything and was hardly seen right?
(I helped save b3ta! Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Aye, he was
also not is the rape scene as he was only 17 at the time so couldnt feature :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Woo
for trivia!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Muchly :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:36, archived)
# I know...
A kid who stood up and clapped in harry potter four.
(Madlyinsane, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Cedric was a cunt anyway
I like this!
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)
# I went out with a girl who was asylum inmate 3
in the new Sweeny Todd.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Awesome!
I loved that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:42, archived)
# underpants
and suspenders.
Make this a woo.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Suspenders!
Damn, why didn't I think of that! When I was making it I googled for "Braces" and had to go through countless pages of teenagers with crooked teeth before I found a suitable image.
(Madlyinsane, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)
# haha
nice one. welcome
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Looking to perform
a bit of the old ultraviolence.

This is very woo, Madlyinsane. Very woo indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:33, archived)
# Duck in Clockwork Orange sauce!
ahahahaaahaahahahaaa......

*ahem*
(protocoldroid, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 18:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Im so sorry
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:15, archived)
# See 2 posts below ;)
HOW DARE YOU POST A JOKE WHEN IT HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE! HAVE YOU READ THE FAQ?!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)
# I KNOW!
It makes me sad inside
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)
# One thing is that ducks do actually reproduce mainly though rape.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:21, archived)
[challenge entry] down in one
(resistanceisfutile, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Arf!
Ducks need more beer :)

Talking of aquatic animals, I found the biggest Frog ever earlier! He is now my pet!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:15, archived)
# your icon?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)
# and answer me!
where has your icon gone?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Thrilling.
Frog.

NEXT!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Qvack.

time for bed I reckon... Gnite.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)
# haha
i may join you, in your bed n'all.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:15, archived)
# evil bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:10, archived)
# DOAP
Duck on a period
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:10, archived)
# You evil cunt!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)
# where has your icon gone?
:S
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)
# ...
(ozan, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)
# That's an odd hairdresser's chair.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Gives awesome perms
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)
# i like this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Such friendly looking things too
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:01, archived)
# How rude!
And how!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)
# offensive flap
offends

good choice of insult :o)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:04, archived)
[challenge entry] First thing that came to mind
(DanS like you've never DanSed before!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:01, archived)
# :S
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Tenuous But What the hell.


Click for bigger (69KB)
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:51, archived)
# compo it!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Not worth it
not gonna win/FP it.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)
# aww man
why're you all down in the dumps about posting? things ok?
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:59, archived)
# *Cries Britney Fan Style*
LEAVE ME ALONE!
WAAAAAAAAAAAA

(ok compo'd)
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)
# *chuckles*
/successful badgering
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)
# badgers?
No, penguins :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:18, archived)
# this needs more liking
*likes*
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Single to hull please.

I am a bad person for thinking of this, I am ashamed... and it feels good. :-)

Edit: And now under 50k :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Flaming Ibanez Awww, c'mon, Japanese girls do it!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Hehe. Everyone has a creepy uncle.
Also: the filesize is a bit on the large side.
It's appreciated if it's under 50k.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:48, archived)
# okidokey, i'll fix that.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Flaming Ibanez Awww, c'mon, Japanese girls do it!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:48, archived)
# But please use the edit button :)
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:49, archived)
# *deletes thread*
*posts someone elses 23847k image*
*trolls*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:50, archived)
# *Toasts some marshmellows on the flames*
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:51, archived)
# *flames you*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)
# hehe I had an uncle that had that poster on his wall when I were ickle.
Only think creepy about him was when I was 7yo and he was sleeping in the next room and he started snoring. I'd never heard snoring before in my life and I was terrified! Went upstairs and woke mum up, dragged her down and we sat there for several minutes waiting for "the noise" to start again. It finally did :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:51, archived)
# I had this
on a t-shirt. FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:01, archived)
# dear god
i used to have that picture ...
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:52, archived)
# The source one?
It lookes so cool. But was perfect for the job!
(I helped save b3ta! The Flaming Ibanez Awww, c'mon, Japanese girls do it!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)
# it was a pretty popular print back in the 80s
... cough ...
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)

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