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[challenge entry] Resistance is futile...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# hahhaah, you barsteward, that gave rise to a totally unnecessary officelol
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)
# hahah
cool
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Bastard...
My pension is withthem and I am already depressed enough!

(Have a click!)
(Pork2311, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# There was a mysterious figure who wandered around downtown Omaha by the name of Richard Flamer. If you could find Flamer amongst the broken up buildings and the bars of downtown Omaha, and he happened to like you, he would dispense eccentric information.
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Hello Richard
can I have some eccentric information please?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
#
"There was a religious group in the early 18th century that believed when either god or angels entered the earth, they did so through people's pubic hair."
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# that's pretty eccentric
*holds up card saying 9*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Hello Richard
Can I have some eccentric information please?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
#
"Of all groups of people, Nebraskans have the hardest time learning a second language."
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# really?
thanks


*notes down for future use*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)
# how do they get on with their first language?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)
# hello richard may i have some eccentric information please?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
#
"No, I don't like you."
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# :'(
bastard.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)
# pffft
*points and laughs at Kebab*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Hello Richard,
can I have some eccentric information please?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
#
"Urrangh arrh....eh..I..don't..ahhb go away"
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Hello Richard
can I have some brown love please?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Hello Richard
can I have some eccentric information please?
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Oy
I want an answer Richard or I will unlease the power of....

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Hello Richard
Can I have some eccentric information please?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Look its that weird Richard guy
OI DICK HEAD *throws rubble*
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:52, archived)
# here. wheres that wierd bob bloke? you go promise richard a fiver to beat up bob
i'll go give bob a fiver to beat up richard.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)
# is this a pyramid scheme?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)
# hahahahahahahahha
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)
# pfffft! this has made me chuckle.
barry chuckle.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)
[challenge entry] TOAP? yes
too big for FP? Yes
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Hmmm
This would be more scary if it was Will NOT suck cock for cash. Im sure alot of people would give money !
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Would
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# would what?
I'm hugely confused now.
Would you:
1. Suck cock for cash
2. Pay Darling for a nosh
3. NOT pay Darling for a nosh
4. Just do Darling
?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Well
5. Pay him not to nosh on my todger !
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Yiff yiff grrr grrr

EDIT: Damn. Tattyshop is pissing me off at the moment. Those colour levels were spot on before I saved it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# hahahahahahah, oh good lord........
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
That took me an inordinate time to spot :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# How ?
Did you get a picture of my last weeks dinner party ?
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# LIES!
That's the Derby Bash!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Darn It
I have be foiled !
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Punisher
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# I see guns
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# damn, she really pisses me off......
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Sprays on some Lynx
Boom Chicka Wa Wa !
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Who is that?
Is it supernanny woman?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Can't be
she looks sexy there
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# It's a photo from the top,...
i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09/SupernannyES_243x470.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# *flacids*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:17, archived)
# this is unasseptable
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# hahahha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Ill just pop this here...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
# I don't think I have a spanging pan big enough to administer a spanging worthy enough of this post.....
:D

edit: but I do have a roboshark that can admister punishment:

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:29, archived)
# *proffers*


My word. Pearoast frenzy from me this morning :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)
# hahahah, I love that :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)
# hahah
that's rather good



where's the shark from?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Here he is...:-)
features.cgsociety.org/stories/2004_12/shark_encounter/shark1600.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)
# oh thanks
:D
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# excellent drawerage
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# haha!
yay for oonerspisms!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Is this SPANG big enough?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiKEgdQTCEo
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
[challenge entry] what would our Fathers say ?
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(Zoidaroid, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:27, archived)
# shurely
'by so few to so many'?
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)
# I thought that too, actually
My brain's not switched on yet though, so I didn't want to say in case I was just being thick o_O
(I helped save b3ta! theswirly, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# mmm yes
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(Zoidaroid, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Bradford and Bingley management come clean...
(scowners shagged his mum on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:12, archived)
# No
It was me ! Mwahahahahaha
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:14, archived)
# hahah! "Well that's another fine economical crisis you've gotten us in!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:15, archived)
# "sowweee olie mwumwumwumwumwu etc"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:26, archived)
# That has to be the worst Stan Laurel impression ever!!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
# You can't really type his voice...lol
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)
# I know! I did try myself!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)
# hahaha
good
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:17, archived)
# ha ha ha
a thought has just struck me *ouch*

Darling & Brown == Laurel & Hardy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:17, archived)
# something else struck me ... which may require further thought
... but if interest rates have just come down... and inflation is going up... we should all rush out and get the biggest loans that we can because the rate of devaluation will exceed the repayment rate... I think...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:20, archived)
# also
the post above does not constitute sound financial advice
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Now you tell me
In the time between your two messages I took out four loans, re-mortgaged my flat and invested in zinc.

Ta
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:24, archived)
# ooooh
bad choice... I've just found a lot of zinc in my pocket.

You should have gone for hanging rope; with all the bankers leveraged up to the eyeballs and with no job there's about to be a spike in demand for hanging rope.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:25, archived)
# well my pumpkin stock is still growing nicely, so I can only forsee good times!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:29, archived)
# fireworks are about to go sky high
put your money in fireworks... or, possibly, sexy naughty Halloween costumes.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)
# I might actually buy Iceland with my profits, as the country is going to be worth 3 pence by the end of the week.....
I call president, anyone want in on a cabinet position?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)
# hahahahaha!
I suspect the bottom may fall out of the market next month... but I'm no expert
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)
# very
apt hehe
(Zoidaroid, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:27, archived)
# YES!
win tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! theswirly, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Diiiiiiiiiive!!!!
(Grim Repairer, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:11, archived)
# seamless.
Unleash the horses!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:12, archived)
# SeamSTRESS
Aahhh
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:14, archived)
# WHAT YOU SAY?!


Ooo - also:

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:17, archived)
# lol, love teh Blessed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Haha teh Fonz!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# well, this all seams in order....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:14, archived)
# seams ok
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Is that a Seam Engine I see in there?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:16, archived)
# seam engine!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:25, archived)
# ARG
Blaine the mono!

\Dark Tower
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# yay! unleash the seamhorse!
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)
# ohhhh, arty seams
v nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Save the economy?

What you need is the right man for the job.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:00, archived)
# haha!! awright afur?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:01, archived)
# Amuzing
I rest my case...
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:02, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:03, archived)
# Up to 3 times your salary!!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WPPjG2hBqw
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:04, archived)
# hahahahahaha! That should do nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:05, archived)
# good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Cracking!
Also, save my head from meltdown, let alone the economy
(I helped save b3ta! theswirly, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Keeping your money safe.


Click for bigger (293KB)
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:57, archived)
# noooooooo poor piggy
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:01, archived)
# don't think of it as a negative thing, think of it as setting all those coins freeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:06, archived)
# STOP !
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:56, archived)
# aw. he looks lonely
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:05, archived)
# no wonder
he's got a knife
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:08, archived)
# So ronery
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! theswirly, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:11, archived)
# I have to say, I was looking at that for a while waiting to see if little stabby man would animate :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:07, archived)
[challenge entry] first thing that popped in my mind
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:47, archived)
# ICE SEE BROKE PEOPLE
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:52, archived)
# You'd only get a bunch of pussies with a campaign like that.
Hungry ones at that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:53, archived)
# aw the pretty colours
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:54, archived)
# burgers!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:57, archived)
# IN UR FOOTSIES BRAKING UR BANX
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:00, archived)
# Apologies to riverghost
And everyone generally
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:41, archived)
# THat was worth a new thread!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:42, archived)
# *senses sarcasm*
*is ashamed*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:44, archived)
# :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:45, archived)
# That's not news!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:49, archived)
# I sense a pattern emerging here.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:50, archived)
# hehe
It's my sky news template:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:51, archived)
# hahahah, damn, I just noticed the subtle 'shop
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:52, archived)
# im still looking for rick and frank on australian telly suggesting that female presenter would enjoy riding their faces.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:54, archived)
# hahah, was that some kind of on-air gaff?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:56, archived)
# no it was rick and frank talking in rhyming slang. and the women not picking up on it
"Would you like a ride in on my boat?"
"Oh I'd love a ride on your boat"

Took me a while to pick up on it. its: spicks and specks season 2, episode 12.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:00, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:02, archived)
# *joins in*

Edit : v No it's not v :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:56, archived)
#


EDIT: And your times out of sync:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Hahaha
I hate it when that happens!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:12, archived)
# I've decided I likes the fuzzy worm
and it may be making a few more appearances...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Better put down the traps...

Does it like peanut butter?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:25, archived)
# You got arrested for that last time!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Haha!
You don't know how on the nose you are! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Could be worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:50, archived)
[challenge entry] economy
givie it a few years and all the cut will be absorbed by it been a economy!
(I helped save b3ta! My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:27, archived)
# pfffffft
took me a damn minute, that did


right, i'm off to bed; goodnight all
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Save the economy?
Pretty obvious how to do that, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:28, archived)
# Even Margaret Thatcher probably had some redeeming features
But Brown... grrr... he almost makes me want to read the Daily Mail and agree with it. He angers up the blood, so he does.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:32, archived)
# Haha
Maybe his trends had just grow
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:32, archived)
# That am good, Babby!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Time to Launch the B-Ark


Ok, so technically investment bankers were not included in the list of B-arkers. But why not?
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:25, archived)
# Hichhiker's Reference = WIN
Shoppage = Double WIN
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:26, archived)
# awesome
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:27, archived)
# Just because they weren't specifically listed
I'm sure they'd be in the useless third of the population...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:29, archived)
# hahahahahah!
You do realise we'll all die from a virus contracted through dirty telephone receivers.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:30, archived)
# Rules were different when he wrote that.
They had other ways to fuck it up back then.

*waves bye-bye to the timewasters and chairwarmers*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:04, archived)
# GJMx2
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:05, archived)
# Gay Jewish Male?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:24, archived)
# Peter Parker and Spiderman?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:12, archived)
# No those are me that's how I dress
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:15, archived)
# When did you start wearing clothes?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:18, archived)
# So you're Spiderman??!!!???
WoW!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:20, archived)
# 'ningles matey.
I was very proud of myself yesterday. Had one of those nutter preachers on the tube telling me that I was going to hell. I politely informed him that he was mistaken, I was in fact going to Leicester Square.
I got many real tube lols:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
*applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:25, archived)
# Hahhahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:30, archived)
# well done!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:31, archived)
# hahahahaha!
Quality.

I'm often temopted to heckle the God Squad when I see them, but then I get scared and just think "Ah, bless 'em"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:44, archived)
# what's the T-shirt under the cardigan got on it? top stuff btw MW
'nings all! No boss today means I get to faff about on here all day. So no change there.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:23, archived)
# No assistant
means I have to do it all myself :E
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:25, archived)
# I thought that was a scarf.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:26, archived)
# The blue one is a DEVO shirt
The other one is just an off-green shirt
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:45, archived)
# Monsters Month - 9th October - The Bacon Bastard
(PagettyPol something something something, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 7:59, archived)
# NOMS AND PIG STRIPS!!!
My two favorite food groups!

woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 7:59, archived)
# BAAAACOOON!!!
[gratuitous reverb]
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:04, archived)
# YAY !!! Products
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:05, archived)
# I love bacon
best of all the animals
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:14, archived)
# ooh, that's making me hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:30, archived)
# quick question
Am I the only person who buys those 2 minute noodle packets, breaks them all up inside the packet, puts all the flavouring on and then eat them without water??

Or are their other people who do this???

I added a picture for the angry peoples :D I couldn't find my favourite flavour so you're all stuck with an "authentic indian flavour known as Chatpata".

Enjoy.

www.spicesofindia.co.uk/acatalog/Maggi-2-Minute-Noodles-Chatpata-Big.gif
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 7:03, archived)
# [incrediblly angry response]
[indicating another message board where you can receive more angry responses]
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 7:07, archived)
# To answer your question
I stay away from them. I punish myself with boring sandwiches and pasta when I'm not motivated enough to make myself a real meal.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 7:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 7:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 7:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 7:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 7:17, archived)
# Phwoar.
Morning doc!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 7:17, archived)
# HOLy FUCK. LOOK AT THIS SHIT HERE:
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 7:19, archived)
# Hahah this is b3ta on a tuesday.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 7:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 7:25, archived)
# I'm going now.
I have to get my bus into college.
Bye doc!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 7:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 7:22, archived)
# Hahah what's on the screen?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 7:23, archived)
# I think originally
It was a b3ta screengrab, of a squirrel with tits :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 7:24, archived)
# I figured it was from b3ta,
the picture's on the left, and there's a darker bit at the top.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 7:25, archived)
# the old 2 girls, 1 cup perhaps?
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:38, archived)
# i've seen this source anim before, what was the context again?
i know the guy on the left hit him with the weakest girly-boy punch ever, but who were the teams?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 7:36, archived)
# They were taking the piss out of a dreadful diver
As can be visualised herein
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 7:47, archived)
# hahahah
it's like a power rangers dive after an explosion!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 7:51, archived)
# it's a parody of this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiG707bVfLA
(hobbledehoy don't make me laugh..bitterly, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 7:50, archived)
# come on Dr D you know not to put 1.5mb gifs up on the board
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:14, archived)
# SEXUAL SEXY SEX
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 7:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 7:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 7:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 7:26, archived)
# Dude, my Mom's right behind me
Not cool, man
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 7:28, archived)
# oh im sorry.
i'll go to sleep now. is that better?

goodinight, lovely people.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 7:35, archived)
# That's ok, man.
Night.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 7:36, archived)
# Nite, Doc.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 7:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 7:29, archived)
# :-(
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 7:36, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 7:41, archived)
# pandabears is shouldn't go all 'splody
they is a endangired spishes.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 7:53, archived)
# I cook them first.
But my sister and I do seem to be the only ones who put the flavour in AFTER we've drained them.
My ex was all "SAM NO THE FLAVOUR GOES IN THE WATER"
"Yeah, if you're fucking spiderman and have magical tastebuds that can pick the taste up"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 7:19, archived)
# Oh, and cheese.
I use lots of cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 7:22, archived)
# Personally I eat them as noodle soup.
leave the water in, throw in some garlic, chilli, an egg.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:24, archived)
# an aussie who hates vegemite
you can't be real
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 7:25, archived)
# Yes, and if you bothered to look it says so on the package for many brands.
A picture might be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 7:30, archived)
# this was... your first post ever. after well over a year and a half of lurking.
and you failed.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 7:35, archived)
# This is what I was thinking..
There's no possible way they could not know what was going on. What a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 7:57, archived)
# 'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 7:52, archived)
# 'ning ghosty
how's your period?
hahahahaaha
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 7:54, archived)
# gushing like a gooden thanks.
How's the crabs going?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 7:55, archived)
# delicious with a side of "old bay" seasoning.
i'd love to go to bed right now, but for schoolwork
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 7:56, archived)
# It's been rather a long time since I went to school
Tell me, do they still teach you have to drive a horse and cart?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 7:58, archived)
# not hardly
the new T-59 hovercrafts are proving to be a bit obsolete for a school of our size, so the student organizations formed a facebook group and managed to convince the president to upgrade to the T-72x. Also: we're now allowed to keep dogs with up to eight legs in our apartments.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:27, archived)
# haha, yeah
yeah

noodles

haha
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:05, archived)
# I had a noodle once.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:13, archived)
# what?
so that was you?
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:15, archived)
# airline food?
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:57, archived)
# nup, i do it all the time
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:28, archived)
# how did you not manage to understand what b3ta's about?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)
# this is what i think
here
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Im not going to pretend I fully understand whats going on...


...but this seems vaguely relevant
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 6:49, archived)
# Don't worry
I can see you do understand it very well
(McMurphy, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 6:57, archived)
# Very nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 7:14, archived)
# I've seen this before
This isn't yours is it?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 7:54, archived)
# i made this,
but i doubt its an original idea
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:07, archived)
#
hardly orginal.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:17, archived)
# bloody hell!
well i did do mine, but now it seems that little bit less clever :(
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:22, archived)
# You got a use out of the failpost below.
I clicked it for that. Not on challenge topic,
but that hasn't stopped any of us before.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:33, archived)
# It is an actual use. And in-joke.
Unlike the source posted below.
Give it a click, Riv.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:24, archived)

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