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(DutyPaid, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 1:41, archived)

ENTER THE DRAGON

FROM BEHIND

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 1:44, archived)

everyone else was thinking it

so cheers to you

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 1:46, archived)

The dragon doesn't seem to mind.

Fun for all the family!

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 1:46, archived)

By the way, since there aren't many people about, I feel perfectly justified in posting this link to a (to my mind) very funny report on contemporary trends in French industrial relations.

Threatened with job loss? (Of course you are - it's 2 in the morning and you're dicking about on the internet) Blow up the workplace!

www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/jul/17/france-workers-redundancy-bossnap

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 1:57, archived)

'fetches butter'

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McBadger COW, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 1:54, archived)

You horrible dirt.

Are you 4dam in disguise?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 1:58, archived)

Click for bigger (68 kb)

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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 1:37, archived)

awwww

did you 'shop Manley's face to look like a scared little girl?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 1:48, archived)

oshit

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McBadger COW, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 1:53, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 1:54, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 2:13, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 2:18, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 2:21, archived)

aghhh!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 2:26, archived)

HER HEAD IS A SHOE

that's neat

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 2:29, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 2:43, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:28, archived)

De-Ris: b3ta.com/board/9594691

My 'shopping skills are deteriorating...

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 1:16, archived)

I call your wookie, and raise you one 1982 hit single.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 1:21, archived)

I swear the lead singer sounds like Bowie.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 1:24, archived)

That'll be a singer trying to sound like Bowie.

This was widespread in 1982.

*EDIT*
While we're on the subject of the pop of 1982, I strongly recommend checking out the Human League and OMD.

(As veteran b3tan Prof Kenny Martin once said to me, "What is it with you and the Human League?" They're great, that's what.)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 1:26, archived)

That makes sense.

(Edit: I hadn't heard of OMD before, I'll be checking them out now though. Thanks.)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 1:27, archived)

Here we go. No point whatsoever.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 1:32, archived)

good calls

enjoyed immensely putting "dazzle ships" on the office stereo the other day

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 1:31, archived)

Oh, yeah.

I'm now spotifying the fuck out of that motherfucker.

(Also listening to the record)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 1:35, archived)

OMD is great, but I could listen to this all day...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSZSxyCtF1M

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 1:37, archived)

That's some wicked harp right there.

Makes me wanna pound the ground with my 18-stone Flintoff foot.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 1:43, archived)

Trainspotters.....

.
Should I compo it ??
.

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paranoiaman, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)

lol manleymeme :)

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:47, archived)

I think that may have been his plan :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 1:03, archived)

"Should I compo it?"

At this point, you might as well post a picture of David Cameron with a cocknose and compo it, such is the tenuosity of some entries.

Don't expect it to do well though.

(Uhmfhshhghd, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:48, archived)

I'd probably click it

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:50, archived)

It was only a poor joke....

(sulks)

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paranoiaman, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:51, archived)

No!!!! it was a good one.

Turn that frown upside down.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:53, archived)

David Cocknose :)

I find this amusing. I see it done in a Cockweasle style.

I think it would win.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:54, archived)

Maybe he'll read this and create such a masterpiece

For us all to vote to win.

(Uhmfhshhghd, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:56, archived)

MAYBE HE WILL

MAYBE HE WILL.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 1:02, archived)

If you build it, he will come

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 1:32, archived)

Last one

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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:32, archived)

I've had the urge to watch Jerry Maguire recently...

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:33, archived)

Fucking hell just download some voyeur porn like everyone else.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:35, archived)

Hahahahaha,

Internet here is super slow :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)

I just got a new HD tv thing given my old CRT died and I couldn't find even a reasonably decent CRT on ebay to snag for nothing.

Predictably I've downloaded loads of HD porn.

I have now realised I don't have enough hard drive space. And also hate my life.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:39, archived)

Hahahahaha

HD porn must be massive.... 4-5gig a film?

Im so bored... unemployment is the worst :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:40, archived)

Use your time productively!

Make arts and musics and writings!

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:49, archived)

Im a drummer......

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:51, archived)

Hit things!

In time with nearby musicians!
People will pay you!

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:53, archived)

I wish!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:55, archived)

Then I guess the stock reply is..

Get a machine to make arts and musics and writings for you.

...I never understood that joke. :(

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:56, archived)

RIS

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:58, archived)

Seem to recall a whole series of jokes

about drummers having machines to do things for them

Q. How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None, they get a machine to do it for.. blah blah

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 1:00, archived)

hehheheh

all your favourites and more:
www.drumjokes.com/

never sure why drummers cop so much stick, I like lead-singer jokes better

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 1:51, archived)

I don't get it :(

But then I'm tired, time for bed I reckon. G'nite b3ta.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 1:00, archived)

I never get actual plot films.

a) Can't see the point of the needless talking
b) Don't realistically need porn that long

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:53, archived)

By "film" I meant

Sex... sex in a different place... sex in a different place... sex in a different place.... sex in a different place.... sex in the same place as the first sexing

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:55, archived)

Ah right.

Well as far as I can tell it's about 1 gig and a bit for like 30-40 minutes.

Depends on codecs and stuff though.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 1:00, archived)

You quelled it, of course?

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)

Yes

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)

wank until the urge goes away

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:37, archived)

I really wanted to watch that Smug Bastard film in the cinema.

When it came out in the cinema. Which is where it was shown. Because it is a real film.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)

lololo

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)

I want to be REEVE !

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paranoiaman, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:52, archived)

I simply cannot decide which of those two is more smug

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 2:51, archived)

Though I do like Bombtrack a lot...

(Uhmfhshhghd, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:25, archived)

KNOW YOU ENEMY

*GEETAR*

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:26, archived)

It's not.

It's really not.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:26, archived)

Yeeah but it has the word "Killing" in the title so it was ripe for bandwagonage.

So I'm sticking with it.

(Uhmfhshhghd, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:31, archived)

The correct answer is Settle For Nothing.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:35, archived)

RATM are too shouty for my liking.

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Bob Todd whee, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:28, archived)

Hurray I know not what this BW is all about

But it's 'Take the Power Back' if that helps at all.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:28, archived)

Bad News is killing music

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 2:15, archived)

Abstract Hitler

Totally missed the related comp, but trying out my new gfx tablet anyway.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:18, archived)

he's melting! he's melting!

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:19, archived)

you left your hitler candle in direct sunlight

didn't you?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:19, archived)

ah yes hehe

Zhukov will be pleased

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:21, archived)

he died 4 months before i was born

i could be him reincarnated, you never know!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:25, archived)

awesome!

lead us all to victory Smashy ;)

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:26, archived)

get me my private island, my henchmen and my plutonium

and i'll rule the fucking world!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:28, archived)

draw a cock

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ClanSoul, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)

no need

we have 'Tom of Finland' for that sort of thing.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:25, archived)

Oo-er!

Oh, ha ha, bum-chin!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:21, archived)

Its like a cross between Stephen Fry and the Elephant man

I like it :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:22, archived)

I hope you dont mind with the challenge suggestion I just made :)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:24, archived)

Its very civilised of you to worry about my feelings

but why are you? :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:25, archived)

Cos I stole some of your words!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:26, archived)

and monkdagola's

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:28, archived)

funbeleivabubble

you can have that word, i hate it.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:30, archived)

hoisting your cast offs on poor innocent recent graduates.

You ought to be ashamed of yourself, you ought.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)

i feel no shame

i'm immoral, you see

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:50, archived)

Oh right, I see it now >:(

YOU BIG THIEVIER!

No, I don't give a crap really :) Might be interesting.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:29, archived)

VOTE VOTE VOTE: http://b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post486656

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:30, archived)

*VOTES THREE TIMES*

but what if George was a woman?

It'd be Mrs Vader and Lucia Skywalker and left would be right.

You haven't thought this through at all, have you?

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:40, archived)

I think the black one would be better!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)

Hannika Solo would have tits!

And they'd be bigger than Lucia's, I'll tell you that!

But really i was thinking of combining the ideas to something like -

What is George was black or a woman or something else? How would this affect the films?

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:47, archived)

Within a day it'd be photoshop black people in space....

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:49, archived)

Well I just don't think it has enough scope to be picked originally as it stands.

But by God, I'll defend your right to whore it out at every opportunity to try to get a few useless votes which Fraser will then ignore :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:52, archived)

Edited ;)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:56, archived)

Christ, don't follow my suggestions!

You'll end up upside down in a pile of bullshit.

Always happens :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)

hannah solo

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:51, archived)

I thought about it

I felt Hans was more german/eastern european and Hannika was more like that than Hannah.

I don't know why I'm even telling you this. Probably something to do with the alcohol.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:58, archived)

thats kind of what I was trying to represent

genius/monster etc.

thanks!

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:24, archived)

Genius/Monster/Moustache

A heady combination.

Good work :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:30, archived)

and good night everybody

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)

YAR!!!

Also: VOTE! b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post486656

G'night

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:19, archived)

Blame the bf - he told me to do it

Ris

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)

is that a slice of log

with a giant banana chip hiding behind it?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)

MANLEY?

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McBadger COW, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)

other ris: www.b3ta.com/board/9594269

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)

he should be more careful where he sticks that thing

dr pepper....

(JoePesky, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:16, archived)

johnson?

todd johnson?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:19, archived)

YOU ARE WATCHING MOCK THE WEEK.

ON DAVE JA VU.

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ClanSoul, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:19, archived)

ta!

*switches over*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)

haha

yes

(JoePesky, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:21, archived)

Heh

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Bob Todd whee, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:16, archived)

Don't blame it on the sunshine.

Don't blame it on the moonlight.
Don't blame it on the good times.
Blame it on the beef.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:16, archived)

blame it on the mole

(JoePesky, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)

That's terrible! :)

There's no point blaming someone else, either. That won't wash :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:22, archived)

was tempted to add intruding CDC

entitled : cockblocker. but wont

(JoePesky, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:28, archived)

Nothing worth stealing

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)

hahaha

fuck yeah

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elbow, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:09, archived)

LIES!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:10, archived)

you're obsessed with things killing other things tonight

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:10, archived)

Bastards even took the glass eye!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:56, archived)

His taking the piss.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)

Haha, you fat spastic

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:00, archived)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:02, archived)

wouldn't, even if he had both eyes

and i'm famous for not being picky

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:02, archived)

Eyes...

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:04, archived)

Arf!

I love this

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Bob Todd whee, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:05, archived)

looks like something my niece would make

in that there build a bear place

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:05, archived)

Awww!

*pets*

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)

Hahah

this got a lol!

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Weetobix, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 18:25, archived)

You aint seen me...........................LEFT !

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paranoiaman, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:05, archived)

Do you know the way to the garden partay? WE'RE COCKNEYS!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)

A little head...

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:55, archived)

arf!

Edit: I'm off...short but sweet tonight folks, laters!

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)

Haha!

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:00, archived)

'She had boobs bigger than her head!'

'In fact everything was bigger than her head'

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:03, archived)

The perfect time........

for a little head.

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paranoiaman, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)

that's just sick and twisted!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:22, archived)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:55, archived)

Haha

Hedgehogrush

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:55, archived)

we're know for that

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)

Prolly bindun.... and not strictly within the guidelines.....

.
But.......... MEH !!
.

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paranoiaman, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)

hahah

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)

Hahaha!

Dennis. The Walrus of Grease.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:43, archived)

pft!

(spiggytopes, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:43, archived)

arf!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:44, archived)

You have thirty seconds to make it home for Christmas

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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)

Gobble Gobble!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:37, archived)

because you're worth it

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)

My driveway will have great shine & bounce

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)

HA!

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:44, archived)

Where's my cement you retards?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:39, archived)

fucking cement.

i believe is the correct syntax.
and i'm off to bed, up at the crack of dawn.
(she's getting fed up with it, but, you know...)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:43, archived)

Hahaha!

I have a friend who is a regional manager for L'Oreal. She will get this.

(by regional, I mean the whole of Eastern Europe, not East Anglia, the over achieving bint)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:45, archived)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:46, archived)

Perhaps its a new type of Ultimate Hold Hair Cement?

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:47, archived)

oh yarse