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# gah!

(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 20:57, archived)
# OI!

:)
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:02, archived)
# LOL....needs more pipe:)
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:09, archived)
# What's it all about . . . ALF yeeeeeeeee !
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:03, archived)
# arf!
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:13, archived)
# made me lol when i read this on the news page
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 20:25, archived)
# What, a bunch of drunk rugby cunts injuring someone?
Sounds like a right laugh
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 20:28, archived)
# its a sad part of the human condition
we laugh at others suffering
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 20:30, archived)
# We do?
Wow, where to begin *looks around for suffering and misery*
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 20:40, archived)
# oh come on have you never watched You been framed
or Kirstys home videos
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 20:43, archived)
# I don't think canned laughter counts
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 20:45, archived)
# although harry hill + you've been framed = comedy gold
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 20:45, archived)
# I'm not going to get on a moral high-horse
but the general interpretation of someone almost dying and the rest of us pointing our fingers at them and laughing as you imply with your statement: "we laugh at others suffering" is slightly extreme in comparison to someone being knocked over by a manic dog or goat or whatever on Who's been Framed
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 20:51, archived)
# ah right but jokes about jacksons death were all good
My moral stance is Children and animals are innocents the rest of us are fair game
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Typical
Rugby twats. Usually good with their fists towards women and then faking injury to themselves on the pitch. Woo for the pic though.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 20:30, archived)
# They could have used proper cosmetic industry fake blood, they could have got pig's blood from a butcher
Did they? No. They just bought some joke blood from down the road. Joke blood that looks like joke blood.

Then, as the victim spat out an entire artery's worth of fake blood like some kind of bulimic vampire, he limped off the pitch. To make it even more believable.

Sigh. Do it properly.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Ha ha
Apparently the joke store they got the blood from now has a sign up above the product saying as 'Bought by Harlequins rugby club.' Do agree it looked like dreadful b film blood. So was the acting.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Good heavens!
"I kind of stopped the roller with my head."
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 20:32, archived)
# She very lucky to be alive
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 20:34, archived)
# scamps* eh?
*neolithic retards
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 20:44, archived)
# I suppose they had . . . Nothing Better To Do . . .
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Building Bullies
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 20:24, archived)
# haha what?!!!....i'm voting this the most random thing on the interweb:D
move over Speilberg....next blockbuster's here
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Those style building were meant to take it !
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 20:30, archived)
# woing woing woing woing
Is the noise it would make
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 20:29, archived)
# woinging away . . . builds vibrations |~|~|~|
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Yay for mysterious floating three-eyed lemons and ducks!


And wobbly buildings!

Or is that an equally mysterious goose?
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 20:29, archived)
# The distant cousin duck is wreaking havoc on those bricks !
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Ah
You may have confirmed my Anserinae suspicions
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 20:35, archived)
# 0_o
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 20:37, archived)
# You just never do know what you might find in the big city !
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Brilliant
I want a poster of that .... please. Boring fact is that building generated the phrase "23 Skidoo" a name also used for an early 80's post punk/funk outfit. Basically involved men hanging around outside waiting for some hot female ankle action due to the winds generated around the building which would catch their dresses and reveal some leg.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Right you are . . . very astute of you !
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 20:42, archived)
# I have my moments
though they are few. Actually remember this bit of information from an open top bus tour of New York. It was peeing down with rain but being British we thought this was great weather and insisted on sitting on the open top deck.... Alone. Tis an iconic building though and three eyed lemons and ducks compliment it perfectly.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 20:47, archived)
# I for one welcome our lemony overlords
And the duck thing. Mustn't forget that.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:29, archived)
# All they really want to do is have fun . . .
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:39, archived)
# snappy new trainers
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 19:50, archived)
# That's no good, your feet would get all wet. Back to the drawing board!
(Woo!)
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 19:52, archived)
# is that because
they're crying too?
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Cool . . . also known as Swamp Chucks !
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Think they might pinch a tad round the toes
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 19:56, archived)
# crocs ?
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 19:57, archived)
# cool! I dont have to worry about keeping my toenails trimmed
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Ace!
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Does that belong to Jimmy Nail?
*likes
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Wow
You'd have to be a real *snappy* dresser to wear them!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA cough
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 20:02, archived)
# I demand a pair!
To make my daily commute more interesting as my feet nibble on people uncontrollably
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 20:04, archived)
# crocodile shoes
crocodile shoes
crocodile shoes
crocodile shoes
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 20:07, archived)
# superb!
just the job:)
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Where's the tongue?
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:09, archived)
# He has to keep up with demand...
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Is he head operated or is that just a twitch?
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 19:43, archived)
# i think you'd twitch too
shitting burgers like that....
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 19:45, archived)
# He's doing very well
I used to force myself to eat that crap once a year to remind myself why I don't eat it; I can't even accomplish that these days, the stuff is simply complete garbage, with a horrible smell to boot
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Right you are . . . and how about that scrumptious stale cardboard after taste !
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Agha the after taste left is the worst part
I remember feeling almost defiled with what I used to put down my throat
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Xzactlee !
Even the Egg McNuffins

(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Billions Swerved
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 19:49, archived)
# i know its a bit late for sausages got some nice sausages off jimmys farm but fucking expensive :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 19:05, archived)
# streach!
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Arhhhh your paying for the packaging!
Its all cornflakes and cat hair!
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 19:30, archived)
# a scan for viruses wouldn't go amiss!!
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Why am I looking at your sausages?
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 19:46, archived)
# What the devil are "tomatoe" and "bazil"?
 
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Made from real toes, from Brazil.
Damn typoes.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 20:17, archived)
# That's no sausage...
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Bloodey spotify!
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 19:03, archived)
# yay.....Easy does it.......way back when
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 19:34, archived)
# YAY!
For a terrible moment there I thought i was the only person old enough to know who supertramp was!
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 19:42, archived)
# their first album is one of my all time favourites
There are lots of us them oldies on B3ta, it's just that we they dont mention it (memory lapses!)
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Well im saying old enough to remember them....
I was born the year this album was released, but used to work at a soft rock radio for 4 years from 16 to 20 so my musical tastes where warped to that genre and a kind of 60s/70s/80s soft rock twist.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 19:58, archived)
# altho I still listen to old music
I think that music has never been as good as it has been for the last five years, especially "urban", my favourite music nowadays is gangsta rap (which always suprises and amuses my friends)
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 20:08, archived)
# I must say i have been suprised...
people like the ting tings, kings of leon, elbow, the script have come out with some really good music that should stand the test of time (as supertramp continue... infact i defy you to spot a movie WITHOUT a supertramp song in, they are really pervasive)
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Took the long long long long way home . . .
♪ ♫ ♫ ♪
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 19:52, archived)
# This is taking a while to thaw out.


Not to mention render
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Argh!
/Fears
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 18:42, archived)
# Aghaa! *Fears*
Any Canon users might be interested in this: www.pocket-lint.com/news/26680/canon-eos-7d-digital-slr the specs of which are appearing all over the web

Apparent features include:
- 18 megapixels
- Dual DIGIC 4 imaging processors, 14-bit A/D signal conversion
- 8 FPS (94 Large/Fine JPEGS or 15 RAW)
- 19 points cross type AF sensors. Eight-directional double cross central AF point
- ISO 100-6400, extends to 12800
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 19:05, archived)
# camera porn =D
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 19:14, archived)
# 0.018 GIGAPIXELS!?!
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 19:15, archived)
# And it's almost as fast as the 1D3!
Those are mental specs, though the great unknown (assuming this leaked information if accurate) is what crop it will be, 1.6 or 1.3. With those specs there is no way on earth it could be FF; if so, Nikon would be redundant overnight. At the very least they are going to get a serious mauling if this camera information is correct, because what on earth have they got up their sleeve with the 1D4 and 1Ds4?
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 19:29, archived)
# why the hell would anyone need
a picture 4000 pixels across?

Surely that's nearing the limit of human vision. Aren't old films scanned at 4k or something?
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Professional photographers? ;)
www.phaseone.com/ Some of these babies throw out files at 180mb, though they tend to be the preserve of pros who shoot for Vogue or hire one to do a billboard

The more detail you can capture the more detail you have to play with. I can get asked seemingly ridiculous image requirements, and ultimately it's a question of if you can, then why not? There is always something quite amusing about saving a 100mb .tif for a publisher

Fun tiems :)
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 19:40, archived)
# What sort of resolution pics do you usually take of your animals?
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Resolution?
That's a meaningless concept in the digital age!

Note how it doesn't really feature on DSLRs other than random settings (Nikon at 300, Canon at 240, Sony at 180), and doesn't appear anywhere in Photoshop other than resizing images. About twice a year I have the same pointless argument with someone I work with when they insist on a minimum of 300 dpi, and I try and explain it's completely meaningless, because some publisher we're using doesn't understand their job

Such arguments inevitably end with me supplying something completely meaningless like a jpg with a 'resolution' of 24000 or as meaningless as I can get Photoshop to do. They don't seem to understand it's their printer where they set the resolution, not the digital data fed through it
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 19:46, archived)
# indeed
i really loved the days of film when i would blast through 10 rolls of 220, have it professionally scanned, then sent to a magazine printer who didn't have a clue :/
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Hahaha
It actually makes me chuckle just thinking about the head-in-hand moments I've had over the years dealing with clueless people, adjusting something to 25000 in Photoshop just to fucking please them when all words are lost, supplying that, and never hearing any feedback along the lines "of like wow man!"

And seeing something in print exactly how it would of been if I had left it at 72 DPI (my old 40D default)
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 20:23, archived)
# its all bureaucratic wank
at the end of the day i get paid the same so i gave up caring about it long ago :D
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 20:35, archived)
# *pats 400D*
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 19:46, archived)
# I just got a PowerShot A560
Now I feel all inadequate.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Ice Sage
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 19:58, archived)
# beautiful!
in a scary, alien sorta way
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Kelly Holmes is coming to get you


Testing the hypothesis that lemur eyes become 10x more evil when you put them on any other animal.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 18:36, archived)
#
OHNOSE!
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 18:37, archived)
# I'm almost as scared by the woman in the background.
also I hope this didn't take you 5 years.

(EDIT: not that its bad i just don't like to think you've done nothing else but this for 5 years)
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 18:39, archived)
# It is possible to search for photos from the past;
I haven't been working on it since that photo was published.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 18:41, archived)
# photos from the past you say, sounds intriguing.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Being Spiderman wasn't nearly as fun when surrounded by bungalows :(
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 18:31, archived)
# :D
Lovely
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Awesome :D
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Brilliant
although my son (a spiderman fan and called Matthew) is confused as to why it says "matt" on it. He thinks it's for him :)
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Tell him I drew it for him :)
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 18:36, archived)
# \o/
my daughter is busy blowing raspberries at it though i should add ;)
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Awww. :D
And woo pic!
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 18:36, archived)
# That's lully
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 18:42, archived)
# Yay!
Spiderman looks bored
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 20:26, archived)
#
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Can i get a set of these for my car instead of windscreen wipers?
*click*
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 18:28, archived)
# You can, but your view might be blocked
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 18:32, archived)
# sunday
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Looks like my ex
her "fluff" was DEFINITELY getting a bit more bristley
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 18:14, archived)
# gillette
ftw
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Hahaha
has pearoast saturday become new image sunday?
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 18:14, archived)
# it was pearoast saturday
:D


*edit what you said yes...
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Haha yay! :D
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Haha
This has cheered me up, thanks :)
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 18:53, archived)
# I think ive got this animation thing down now
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 18:07, archived)
# FRESH
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 18:07, archived)
# good :)
hahaha:D
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Alien Jordan gives you the eye
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 17:58, archived)
# D:
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 18:00, archived)
# still would
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 18:07, archived)
# that's the one eyed git
sorry - the one I'd get
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 18:02, archived)
# YOWZA!
very nice ...I mean, good work :P
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 18:06, archived)
# She would be fun to play with !
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 18:10, archived)
# ^this!
:D loooool
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 19:10, archived)
# LOL "SHOPPED IMAGES ONLY PLEASE"
HAHAHAHAHAH

;)
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Oh it's Wosername from
the program with Bender in it.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaaaa!
So wrong, so right. I bet she has been around the block a few times. Ooooops Edit: She has.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 20:58, archived)
# That reminds me must get some eye wash
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 17:35, archived)
# something about the queen mum is sucucntly sexy
edit : you know i cant spell for shot
edit : 2 : i love your thingy
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 17:37, archived)
# That's not the queen mum
:|
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Hahaha
Her Royal Jubblies
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 17:38, archived)
# its strangly hypnotic
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 17:40, archived)
# STRANGLY, YES!
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 17:46, archived)
# KEEP IT DOWN !
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 17:27, archived)
# EYAH!!
I poke outta ma head!!
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 17:33, archived)
# That's a relief !
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 17:36, archived)
#
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Haaaahahaa . . . now my dog won't shut up ah !
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 17:45, archived)
# lol
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 18:04, archived)
# haha.......WTF!!!!....no consideration these jumpers
he carries on regardless"as i was saying":D
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 17:42, archived)
# He likes his peas and quite !
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 17:44, archived)
# old yeller
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 17:10, archived)
# That's it . . . LOUDER !
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 17:17, archived)
# sign of a good guitarist
keeps on ROCKIN' whilst losing his HEAD!!:D
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Don't want to miss a lick !
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 17:27, archived)
# The what now?

(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 17:32, archived)
# He's so old that ___________ ______ ___ ____________ !
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Found this unfinished on my backup disk

Can't even remember doing it!
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 17:08, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Haha
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Whew . . . what a non-trip flight !
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Why is he so upset?
He now qualifies for a pilots license and £50k a year.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 17:15, archived)
# HaHaHa
I was expecting simulated turbulance and a sick bag
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 17:21, archived)
# pfft....autopilot : the pilots friend
they can all get pissed while the plane flies itself:D
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Empire Booty
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Yeah, shake it, ma'am
edit: needs more cameltoe
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 16:45, archived)
# anyone mind if i fwap a little?
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 16:46, archived)
# fwap a little what?
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 16:50, archived)
# His little cock.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 17:02, archived)
# That's actually making me feel a little sick.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 16:46, archived)
# mission accomplished
:-)
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 16:47, archived)
# i wanna see more wiggly parts
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 16:47, archived)
# The seat of . . . well . . . have a seat !
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Prawn ring
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 16:53, archived)
# i'm just popping up the the bathroom
back in a jiffy....
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 16:55, archived)
# COR!!
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Crikey!
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Decided to stitch a frame onto this fella.


And here's what it looks like from behind
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 16:33, archived)
# arf...behind the scenes:)
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 16:39, archived)
# can we have a b3ta stiching club?
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Are you also a threadsmith?
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 16:42, archived)
# i try but i never get it to look how i wish
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Yeah it takes a while to get the hang of it
check out my first attempt at megaman at the bottom of my profile.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 16:57, archived)
# You're keeping him in stitches !
Me too /\/\/\/\/\/\/\ !
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 17:00, archived)

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