Awwww!Charles gave her too many sugar cubes.
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:02,
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Nope.She's just vomiting up those sugar cubes.
( wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:12,
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oh man...the shit's all gone......wait...here comes some more......*whew* worm needs his shit!
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:10,
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the only thing i don't understandis why they censored bert's eyebrows.
( arrangedletters,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:26,
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AHAHAHAHA!But link it, please!
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:56,
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I'm the one who just spent half an hour cloning the original John Holmes motherfucker out...I need to bath now :(
(,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:00,
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make sure you wash around the eyesit's a well known blair side effect
( Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:04,
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HahahaOh dear, back to /links for me, to much risk of being sacked at work over the next week
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:03,
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Yup.That's two weeks in a row :(
( wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:14,
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I didn't know there was a sequel to "Scanners" in the making.Which head will pop first?
(,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:55,
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It's Alive!!!!
I shall call him the Shmoat.
Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:48,
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I enjoy thisAs long as it keeps away from me :)
( Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:57,
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Oh gawd, that's tonight's nightmares sorted then.By which I mean, Wooyay!
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:00,
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That just makes them look like they're being interviewed on Crimewatch... boris the spider,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:48,
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But that was always inevitable.
(
wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:49,
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If it was reflected......wouldn't it be two points?
;)
(;)
wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:02,
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nahit's like a laser, it needs to be reflected a good few times before you unleash it on the world or it's just a damp squib...
( boris the spider,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:03,
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Fair enough.But the addition of lasers would certainly liven up those two.
( wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:10,
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Can JumpingChinese guy make a return?
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:48,
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See my siggieI must have missed loads of them. If not, make some new ones and gaz me the link...
( boris the spider,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:50,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: The Censorship Challenge"){kind=small}
ErrI don't think I had a plan for this when I started it but I doubt I thought it would end up here.
This is a bad time to post pictures, but it might be a mild respite.
Edit: damn it, you can't even see her teeth at that resolution! click for a fuck-off big damn-near wallpaper-sized 305k seamfest that at least shows her teeth.
(This is a bad time to post pictures, but it might be a mild respite.
Edit: damn it, you can't even see her teeth at that resolution! click for a fuck-off big damn-near wallpaper-sized 305k seamfest that at least shows her teeth.
boris the spider,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:46,
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I have no idea what is going on here,but it contains Nell McAndrew so FUCK YES!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:48,
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My feelings preciselyThere aren't all that many more perfect-looking women in the world, I'd say.
( boris the spider,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:49,
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I remember the first time I saw her,when she was cast as Lara Croft. I fell in love immediately.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:54,
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Same herein an FHM thing I think it was that I saw her. Instalove.
Excuse me a moment, I may try and find them.
Edit: They're insultingly easy to find...
(Excuse me a moment, I may try and find them.
Edit: They're insultingly easy to find...
boris the spider,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:55,
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I shall also be back in a few minutes ;) There was one particular pic from Loaded I remember, which is also very easy to find :D
NSFW: scans.sicknote.org.uk/pictures/nell_mcandrew/nell_mcandrew_front_2/nell_mcandrew_front_2.jpg
(NSFW: scans.sicknote.org.uk/pictures/nell_mcandrew/nell_mcandrew_front_2/nell_mcandrew_front_2.jpg
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:58,
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Weeeeeeeeeee!I may be gone for a few minutes. I need to, err, go to the toilet.
Edit: scans.sicknote.org.uk/pictures/nell_mcandrew/nell_mcandrew_fhm_5/nell_mcandrew_fhm_5.jpg
(Edit: scans.sicknote.org.uk/pictures/nell_mcandrew/nell_mcandrew_fhm_5/nell_mcandrew_fhm_5.jpg
boris the spider,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:01,
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He'll drink anything
stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:43,
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knee cock?aahh how I recall all the chants about Alan and his kneecock... ;)
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:45,
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Come and get it................................................................................................................................................(LMFAO)...
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:47,
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They come out when they smell it!:DDDDDDD
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:54,
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I probably need to sit down and have a good, long talk with myselfAs I seem to think that this image of two worms eating shit is fucking ace :D
( Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:44,
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Well that's tonights nightmare sortedI was hoping to have a flying dream :(
*click*
(,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:45,
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*click*
Well, shit!Well shit!
Well! Shit!
WELL? SHIT!
...
(Well! Shit!
WELL? SHIT!
...
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:50,
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yay!happy worms!
this is technically a snake but it's been ages since i last dusted it off
(this is technically a snake but it's been ages since i last dusted it off
boris the spider,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:51,
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Lots of shitsnakes too.......Lots of them....(right Yo?!...:D)....(can't stop laughing!)... :D
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:53,
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This compo is easy. Is there a prize for the most entries?
pfft - entries
4Q just lurking,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:39,
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Rate this spam:"THX CAT I CAME ON CAT SHE HIS AT PENIS"
( Ttssattsr,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:40,
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18:13 with rain moving in over the weekend. Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:45,
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Firstly, no.Secondly, it would have been funnier if you had left "face".
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:40,
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yeahI think you're right. Or I could have left 'punched'.
I just went totally overboard.
Now I know how it must have been for pravda editors, etc: the power goes to your head.
(I just went totally overboard.
Now I know how it must have been for pravda editors, etc: the power goes to your head.
4Q just lurking,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:44,
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Please can we stopthis Challenge. I've had enough already plus I have man flu and are poorly. Even my eyes hurt.
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:45,
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CIOOOOOOOOOOORThis'll cheer you up. Always cheers me up no end.
Wank that flu away!
(Wank that flu away!
boris the spider,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:52,
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If you lose you can get sacked for looking at porn...
monkeon schmonkeon,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:32,
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Ha ha ha!How the fuck do you keep pulling these wonders out?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:34,
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When all else failstrust on monkeon :)
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:36,
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Oh hush you/board is going so fast we are about to pass Neptune
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:41,
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True dat.Thought you might, as an arsenal fan, like this pic I made though :D
www.b3ta.com/board/9743140
(www.b3ta.com/board/9743140
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:42,
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This is brill....I'm liking it over here on /board, maybe I'll stick around.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:37,
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heheheI can see this being one of a maximum of 10 good entries in this rather badly thought out compo
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:39,
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Youshould change your sig to
'wildly optimistic on'
('wildly optimistic on'
4Q just lurking,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:46,
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Hahaha! Nice one.
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:45,
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Oh, you said PixEL? Fuck!
Well take that anyway you annoying fucking lamp bastard!
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:31,
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This is excellent,you're all so talented and wonderful.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:39,
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On a completely unrelated matterCrackers the giraffe was put down yesterday, she was old and frail, and her long legs were giving her grief :(
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:40,
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Oh noes :(Is her chiddler ok or missing his mummy?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:41,
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I should imagine sowe brought down three from Whipsnade as part of a wider aim to sort out the morph up there, it got a bit muddled
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:43,
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Ah I see.I really must visit again soon. I shall endeavour to do so when I have moved into my new place.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:46,
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:( SadWhat age do giraffes live till on average?
( Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:46,
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They only live till they are about 24 months.It's really sad really.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:48,
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having really checked it outI think you meant 24 years not months. Or else you're really, really just a spoofing prick ;)
( Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:56,
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Ha ha ha!I know, was just winding you up :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:00,
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As if giraffes really existThat's unpossible
( Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:03,
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There might be a barbie over at the giraffe house tomorrow
(
Jahled Three shades of black,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:00,
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Arf!And apologies for posting at the same time, yet after you.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:32,
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Good heavens no, sirThe apologies are all mine for detracting somewhat from your animated masterpiece up there
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:33,
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Yeah, take that HappyToast ;) Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:34,
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Don't cry Glenn....
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:26,
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Not enough pixelation,in retrospect.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:28,
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is that simon's dad?and simon.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:28,
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This week, you mean? Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:29,
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I renew my call fora "Hide this week's Image Challenge entries" option on /board.
You check the box in your profile, it takes away all the challenge entries for a week. resets every compo so you won't miss a good one.
(You check the box in your profile, it takes away all the challenge entries for a week. resets every compo so you won't miss a good one.
Seventh is somewhat subdued,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:30,
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I have to admit you do have a pointAs much as this challenge is providing some cheap dirty laughs, it does have the potential to be job-destroying. Safety first IMO
(,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:32,
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I concur on this.It's not only as simple as the NSFW compos either. Dixon couldn't come online when the Hitler compo was up due to being in Germany.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:35,
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So you want more Hitler compos?You bastard!
( Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:37,
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Fortunately I missed all but the last day of thatbut it's a quick response when you open the board and the first post has Hitler and swastikas everywhere. Then the next post has swastikas everywhere. Then you hear footsteps in the room behidn you. Then you close your browser and pretend to be working very hard indeed.
( boris the spider,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:54,
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My post popular ever postis exactly that. This makes Baby Jesus cry, because I don't like being all unfluffy and that, but it's still a nice idea.
Except we'd lose the alt compos. I'd have done it the other week and lost all the Chinese Guy ones.
(Except we'd lose the alt compos. I'd have done it the other week and lost all the Chinese Guy ones.
boris the spider,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:44,
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there's two short cuts...... Alt+F4 an Ctrl+w
Censoring the censor comp.
Then again, I can't say Im a big fan of this one.
(Censoring the censor comp.
Then again, I can't say Im a big fan of this one.
@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends,
Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:55,
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No, he's the guy on EVERY FUCKING SPACE HOPPER EVER!
(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:33,
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GOLDIEHOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU GUYS THAT I DON'T WANT NO HORSING AROUND ON THE AIRPLANE?
(,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:34,
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Now my reply doesn't make any sense.YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:36,
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Fine, I'm going to change my reply.
(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:41,
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....right that's my evening complete.off to see if I can cop a quick half in the pub across the road.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:32,
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that sounds like your night*puts on sunglasses*
Has just begun.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(Has just begun.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:33,
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ha haI now refer to the act up putting on any sunglasses as "doing a Caine" :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeeyWvo1rNg
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeeyWvo1rNg
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:39,
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Hold up, SSG has gone to get beer.He'll be back, just relax.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:42,
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Oh do be a good boy and cock off. The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:46,
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Take your cock off and pass it around.
(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:50,
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>:DYESYESYES!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:35,
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is it just me, or is someone trying to kill B3ta with all these nsfw challenges? HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:26,
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It's just a pageful of images I don't want to look at at the moment (apart from one or two exceptions) Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:30,
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It's been like this (more or less) for the last two weeks :(Just when I was starting to unlurk as well. *sigh*
( wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:54,
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