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# i am sooooooo late
(dysny don't be a player 2 hater!, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Have a good journey, William Blake

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 11:01, archived)
# he's the king of popetry
(dysny don't be a player 2 hater!, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 11:41, archived)
#
And as Charon sails the sea
Your journey too shall end below
Ah yes you're all sitting ducks
It's true you reap what you sow
Go to hell -Dave Mustaine
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 11:13, archived)
#
(UTB, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 11:14, archived)
# willy wanka
(dysny don't be a player 2 hater!, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 11:40, archived)
#
with a touch of child like delight. Heavy on the touch.
(UTB, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Sailing up the chocolate river
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Meat tastes like murder and murder tastes PRETTY DAMN GOOD for Vince Cable
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:50, archived)
# chortle
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 11:00, archived)
# He's not so good with the lipstick though

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 11:03, archived)
#
(herman:D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:41, archived)
# beep beep
yay for Reg:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:45, archived)
# I 'ate you butler!
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:50, archived)
# why don't you...
(dysny don't be a player 2 hater!, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:37, archived)
# no its got shit on it :DD
(herman:D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:39, archived)
# might be marmite
shit: love it or hate it
(dysny don't be a player 2 hater!, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:42, archived)
# *HOLDS NOSE*
AFGHANI POO :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:46, archived)
# The Human Hand Drier
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bWfCW1wRtE
(ginoscaletti, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Consider using the links board 4 this :D
(herman:D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Stop being nice to him, herman.
You have to shout "COCK OFF TO /LINKS YOU WANKY NOBCHEESE!" or they never learn.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 11:00, archived)
# hehehe
(herman:D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 11:03, archived)
# its quite good though
*runs* lololol
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 11:08, archived)
# That made me shit out of my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 13:33, archived)
# My take on the bomb story. Picture courtesy of The Daily Mail.


A slightly bigger version is here: twitpic.com/vn3py
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:08, archived)
# This is quite fantastic.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:14, archived)
# hahaha...tell it to da Judge
this is ace:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Luxury Bus!
Hehe.
(Fluffster, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:36, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:37, archived)
# marvelous
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:51, archived)
# That's amazing.
What the hell was the original?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:57, archived)
# In-flight wanking instructions
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 11:02, archived)
# The text reminds me of the cautionary comic strips
published in some African countries (and reprinted in Fortean Times).
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 12:17, archived)
# hahahaha!
YES.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 12:36, archived)
# poooffmyscreenplspoooffmyscreenplspoooffmyscreenplspoooffmyscreenplskthx
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 9:22, archived)
# ^ this
a steaming pile of poo is not what my fragile mind needs to see

Ning all, I am at work today! Anyone else as unlucky as me?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 9:30, archived)
# I derived something interesting yesterday. does that count?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 9:35, archived)
# if it was work
it would not be interesting, so no :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:52, archived)
# no work 4me go back 2 work on 5. 01 .10
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 9:38, archived)
# yep
:(
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 9:56, archived)
# I'm at work
but luckily my office is about 18 inches away from my bed
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Become a whore,
Then your office will be approx 18 inches closer.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:06, archived)
# hahaha good 1
(herman:D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:30, archived)
# i worked
xmas eve, xmas day, boxing day first day off today... and then i'm back tomorrow, new years eve, new years day.....
I win the grumpy I have a shit rota contest!
(Shelves, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:24, archived)
# No
but I'm on duty to keep an eye on the e-mail and send out any possible press releases
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Aw, poor puss-cat!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 9:56, archived)
# :D
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Hell, I can't do any better!
Have a steaming pile of shit!



(Edit: Sorry, it's past my bedtime. Laters B3tans)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 7:33, archived)
# and the results are in from last nights session..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 7:34, archived)
# I'd race to the animation, but I'm too tired,
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 7:37, archived)
# I'd race to the animation, but I can't get off the loo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 7:41, archived)
# Guinness is a cunt.
and a slippery black one at that.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 7:45, archived)
# I had 9 pints of Guinness the other day, no black poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 9:57, archived)
# That is shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 7:37, archived)
# I aim to please.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 7:40, archived)
# SOMEBODY MUST HAVE SOMETHING BETTER THAN A STEAMING PILE OF SHIT
I'm off to bed. Night B3tasses!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 7:55, archived)
# how about a woman
kissing a cock cat

(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 8:09, archived)
# It would appear that a password change was necessary.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 8:18, archived)
# Well. If nobody's looking.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 6:58, archived)
# oh hai, Mu...!
(i saw that!)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 6:59, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 7:16, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 7:00, archived)
# ^ Would
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 7:05, archived)
# well, damn. i'm happy now.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 7:07, archived)
# Happy?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 7:08, archived)
# yesss
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 8:02, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 8:19, archived)
# shut-up.........i made you happy...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 7:10, archived)
# !
♋
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 7:15, archived)
# :D...perv!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 7:18, archived)
# That sucks
and blows... and...(you get the idea)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 7:18, archived)
# It does no such thing!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 7:19, archived)
# It totally does.
watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 7:25, archived)
# mine is more gay
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 7:11, archived)
# ^ FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 7:14, archived)
# Oops. I think I accidentally deleted a thread
if you know how to put it back, tell me.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 7:28, archived)
# I would not worry, you deleted a new thread with an image that you already used down there.

You would have got flamed if you left it...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 7:35, archived)
# so it is ok
and I won't be hunted down for the rest of my life?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 7:46, archived)
# TY
*nothing*
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 7:53, archived)
# THREAD DELETION :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 7:27, archived)
# Soz, mate see above.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 7:29, archived)
# haha no worries :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 8:08, archived)
# Also
This rocks
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 7:34, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 7:35, archived)
# throbs with delight.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 7:46, archived)
# VRY PRDY GY DINSR.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 7:14, archived)
# Shit!
I thought nobody was looking.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 7:20, archived)
# sorry...
...i forgot to mention the countless lurkers, who are watching your every move, and judging you by name and/or content.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 7:23, archived)
# Well
Shit!



---^
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 7:31, archived)
# (nobody's looking..................................i could post anything right now!)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 5:53, archived)
# He's all
FUCKYEAHCAT
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 5:56, archived)
# I like this cat better...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 5:59, archived)
# Ccccuuuuuuuttteee.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 6:00, archived)
# I looked up 'cute' in the dictionary and her picture was there.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 6:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 7:07, archived)
# dunt tuch my wyrs!!! !! 1
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 7:14, archived)
# YIFF YIFF GRRRRR MEOW
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 6:02, archived)
# ...soon i will unleash an epic cartoon series...
...and none shall survive! (evil laugh) HAAA HAAA HAAA!!!

(cockweasle's life cycle)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 6:04, archived)
# Will she be in it?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 6:05, archived)
# No, but cute kitties will be.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 6:06, archived)
# I was talking about the cute kitty.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 6:07, archived)
# (just for you):
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 6:16, archived)
# Our cat was lost
For 3 days, we had pretty much given up *sniff*. I would say to me other half, "don't worry she'll be back" but I did avoid the Arnie voice, probably just as well.

Anyway, she turned up this afternoon with a broken leg, so this is her new name.



Cute huh?
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 9:14, archived)
# totally funny!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 7:04, archived)
# Oh boy!!! Carnage dance!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 6:09, archived)
# oh yeah...get out your spoons!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 6:49, archived)
# like, gag me with a ginsu
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 6:07, archived)
# OOOF! I prefer a buck knife!... :)

Hey, nice profile page genius. I can't
see nothing in there! Thanks for
posting Boards of Canada the other day
it was truly inspirational......................... :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 6:11, archived)
# STAB STAB STAB STAB


(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 6:22, archived)
# i bet that's fake!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 6:28, archived)
# it's a gronkpan, captain freedom remix
and oh yeah, boc rules. i highly recommend all their stuff..
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 6:38, archived)
# (It's lacking your favorite color...magenta)...i rok da howse wit da gravis whadevah dat iz.

damn...you type slower than a turtle in tar pits...brain make type press say 'oh'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 6:48, archived)
# fuck yeah
ROCK THAT SHIT, FUDGE

spin that magenta way out, way out, way out
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 6:56, archived)
# STOP POSTING PICTURES! DO NOT POST PICTURES! DO NOT POST PICTURES TWICE TWICE!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 6:58, archived)
# THREE TIMES TODAY ALREADY
CHILL OUT
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 7:00, archived)
# actually...................................once...................all this other shit doesn't count.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 7:08, archived)
# we are having serious internet times
do not post too much

DO NOT
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 7:12, archived)
# i only posted 11,266 times...
.....................child's play!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 7:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 7:01, archived)
# YES! This is fucking GOLD!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 7:04, archived)
# "...and escaped on her 1392 Bumwheel."

www.b3ta.com/board/9852511
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 5:17, archived)
# Lovely
I also have to go for about 15 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 5:19, archived)
# Thx.
CUL
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 5:24, archived)
# heh.
bumwheeeeeeeeel!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 5:24, archived)
# I'm sure current models have a slot for your bumpod.
www.b3ta.com/board/9851343
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 5:25, archived)
# BUMWHEEL. BUMWHEEL.
I want to play Okami now. But I wont.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 5:40, archived)
# THE WAY TO ROLL.
BUMWHEEL BUMWHEEL

Not played it, saw a bit being played
once tho and it looked quite good.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 5:53, archived)
# Bumfuck?.....Yes, I've been there!
...East Bumfuck I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 5:54, archived)
# Bumfucks all over the place.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 6:00, archived)
# Postbear's alive?...Who knew?!
.................Hi PB!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 6:03, archived)
# What the fuck did it use to say?
WYH
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 7:20, archived)
# Was captioned as;
"Then she reached the three cutting swords, and got on her plough-wheel and rolled over them."
From 'The Iron Stove':The Yellow Fairy Book
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 7:26, archived)
# Oh OK, I thought these were all like political cartoons
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 7:41, archived)
# I do use a lot from that pool.
And many of the 19th century illustrators I dote on
crossed over into advertisement art, story books, etc.

So it often can be hard to nail the exact sources I used.
I'm always happy to link where I found things, just ask.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 8:11, archived)
# I temember that story :)
And I remember thinking "What the hell? That wouldn't work."
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Is this the precursor of the Cuntbox?
If so, Cockweasle might be wanting royalties... LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 11:39, archived)
# errrr
am I spazz or is there an RSS feed for b3ta?
(Speshal, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:44, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/xml/
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:45, archived)
# Cheers
Thank you sweetpea, I owe you a reacharound*

*coupon offer expires at 5am
(Speshal, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:47, archived)
# THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:50, archived)
# Yooouu, you you you...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:52, archived)
# Pointy!
:relurks:
(Speshal, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:53, archived)
# Mofaha lives and breaths XML.
RSS? Yos plos, he says, before yumming it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 5:40, archived)
# Mofaha gone bed. It's late, Mofaha sleepy. Bednight, Mofaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 6:01, archived)
# You got it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:54, archived)
# aww, a dog with a cleft palate?
hmark! hmark! hmark!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:56, archived)
# I believe
it's a Nog.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:58, archived)
# it's you?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:59, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9853295
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 5:00, archived)
# whoah whoa whoa, mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 5:02, archived)
# how does he smell?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:58, archived)
# He's a she,
she smells like a wet beaver.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 5:01, archived)
# god damn, that makes me all kinds of 'mmmmmmm'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 5:02, archived)
# that's not good.
You might consider therapy.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 5:44, archived)
# beaver?
You say?

If you hit it with a spade from the other side would the face pop out?
(Speshal, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 5:03, archived)
# That's an otter.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 5:10, archived)
# how does she mell?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 5:04, archived)
# You shouldn't have asked.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 5:17, archived)
# i should not have.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 5:25, archived)
# I can post the bigger if you want
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 5:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:00, archived)
# legs spread wide, we can see what's inside.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:01, archived)
# Hey
lovely to see you around postie.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:05, archived)
# hello, human.
so, i heard you liekd mudkipsaxolotls....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:07, archived)
# LOLXOXO
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:01, archived)
# STOP THE TROLLING MOFAHA! STOP IT RIGHT NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:04, archived)
# LOTR
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:06, archived)
# ABORT ABORT ABORT.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:12, archived)
# Parse error: parse error in /var/www/b3ta.com/core/common2.php on line 504
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:07, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:11, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:07, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:08, archived)
# I think we were just updated.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:13, archived)
# web 2.0ink.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:14, archived)
# Ewwwwww, that shit always smells like buzzwords.
*applies ANSI to wash any of it off*
esc[2j esc[2j esc[2j esc[2j esc[2j esc[2j
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:18, archived)
# Oh cool! Now there's a "suggest this to a friend" button!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:18, archived)
# I like the new "I'm ambivalent" link.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:23, archived)
# It doesn't do anything but I don't care
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:26, archived)
# still no castanets, i see.
bah.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:26, archived)
# "I can tolerate this post"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:38, archived)
# "Pretend to ignore while looking desperately for comments about myself"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:39, archived)
# I miss my axolotls.
Poor Ghengis. Poor Mussolini. This world was not ready for you.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:08, archived)
# Axlotl in a bottle :D
www.vimeo.com/3662421
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:13, archived)
# :/
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:20, archived)
# help, the monster in the woods has eaten me.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:25, archived)
# Yay!
Axolotls!

(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:34, archived)
# A sad axolotyl
what a terrible thing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:35, archived)
# Axlolotl
needs the pot. LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:39, archived)
# Haha!
adds
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:46, archived)
# axolotl and the stop that's glottal.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:50, archived)
# Oh HAI Julius Caesar Frog!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:15, archived)
# I dig it.
There is the twatiest fucking writer ever on The NPR right now.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:25, archived)
# Who is it?
I've not listened to NPR for ages, the last thing I actually paid attention to was a Terry Gross interview with David Bowie which was painful to listen to. She asked a few questions about Ziggy Stardust and after the first couple he started to get a bit impatient, then asked to talk about something else because Ziggy was "years ago". There was an awkward silence, then a few more questions, during which it quickly became obvious that ALL of her prepared questions were about Ziggy, and she was too shit to change track and ad lib.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:33, archived)
# well then, mister jones...
...let's discuss tin machine.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:39, archived)
# Haha
see, that's just cruel.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:40, archived)
# ALSO:
That's right, it's Mister Jones. I saw Duncan Jones' movie Moon last month, it's not bad. Very derivative but nicely put together.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:41, archived)
# MOON.
i'll see it in a few years.

i hope dan o'bannon had a fine eulogy here.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:45, archived)
# i could have went for the labyrinth soundtrack.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:42, archived)
# That would be better...worse... utterly shit example.
TinMachine actually had some things going for it. In comparison.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:44, archived)
# true, but tin machine 2 was awful.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:48, archived)
# Yes, it was indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:54, archived)
# The guy who wrote Everything Is Illuminated
He's talking about vegetarianism and sounds like a huge douche.

I can't listen to Terry Gross, she was baiting Mark Walburg about being raped in prison when she interviewed him and that was kind of it for me. She's such a crazy retard.

But I really like Marty Moss-Coane. She's kind of everything Terry Gross is supposed to be. But right now her guest is a huge douche bag.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:42, archived)
# I'll give her a try. I need some new distractions.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:43, archived)
# You must listen to the Terry Gross interview with Gene Simmons of KISS.
You won't find it on NPR as they would like to forget the whole thing ever took place

There's a link to the MP3 from here:
www.behindthekit.com/2009/07/18/cage-fight-gene-simmons-vs-terry-gross/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:51, archived)
# Smelly fish dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 5:40, archived)
# six years?

since i was away for a few days (...) and it was my sixth b3taday yesterday, have some stealth sixes.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 3:55, archived)
# We noted it last night.
www.b3ta.com/board/9852435
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:07, archived)
# heh, butter.
one stick at a time, people.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:12, archived)
# Cholesterhole
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:37, archived)
# eww. gross, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:40, archived)
# Happy day!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:10, archived)
# i'd say happiness is over-rated, but there's a film about giant killer pigs on the teevee right now.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:14, archived)
# Happiness is actually a pretty cool movie.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:19, archived)
# yep. i liked the shooting spree and paedophilia.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:21, archived)
# Yep.
He's making a sequel apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:38, archived)
# The mark!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:11, archived)
# the harelipped dog has spoken.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:15, archived)
# I'll be back, but I fancy a hairlipped dog might be nice, after I have eaten.
(Edit: I might do a harelipped one too, stranger things have happened)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:18, archived)
# OH FUCK NO NOT AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:12, archived)
# satan mated with my mum and all i got was this pair of leathery, batlike wings.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:18, archived)
# Handy
for your off periods.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:40, archived)
# Also
Thalidomide six.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:57, archived)
# G'day Mate.....
Happy B3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 11:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Sesame street brings you the number 45
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 2:57, archived)
# the 'p' stands for 'piefucker'.
/grouch fetish.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 3:02, archived)
# PB!!!!!!!!
Good to see you here.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 3:03, archived)
# don't be ridiculous, i'm invisible.
i knew mentioning pie would get your attention.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 3:07, archived)
# PIE is the food of the gods.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 3:11, archived)
# i misread that recipe.
now i've got a lot of angry christians after me just because i slaughtered and cooked up some twit named yahweh.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 3:17, archived)
# And now you likely won't eat it.
Or do gods count as vegetables?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 3:19, archived)
# only the ones in wheelchairs.
i fed that pie to a hungry kitty.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 3:21, archived)
# Cat box will be hell by definition afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 3:27, archived)
# Wrong kind of fur pie!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 3:30, archived)
# everything on this planet is wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 3:33, archived)
# compared to
all those right planets.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 3:59, archived)
# i'm a commie, from mars.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:02, archived)
# I'm a fascist, from Uranus.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:13, archived)
#
e g
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 3:17, archived)
#
wut?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 3:22, archived)
# FLOG SEAL
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 3:25, archived)
# MASS ALPHABET CONFUSION.
I CAN HAZ PIGSLEXIA?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 3:29, archived)
# Lacist!
No, wait
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 3:37, archived)
# P I Gfucker.
Good to see you around again, squire.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 3:27, archived)
# heh, i was trying to swap out the 'o' and here it was a stealth 'e'.
thanks, it is good to be here.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 3:31, archived)
# HERE HE IS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 3:32, archived)
# don't tell anyone, i'm shy.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 3:35, archived)
# Like a coconut?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 3:49, archived)
# like a marionette with cock palsy.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 3:57, archived)
# A Punch drunk?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:16, archived)
# IT'S POSTBEAR
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 3:53, archived)
# LIES.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 3:56, archived)
# And the letter 'P'.
He released this album a few months later.

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 3:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 7:11, archived)
# YUMMY YUMMY!!!
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 2:25, archived)
# That's from the original 'V' isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 2:32, archived)
# Yup, I got the complete miniseries, and the TV series on DVD for Christmas.
I LOVE this part. When the visitor got high and had the munchies for mousies.
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 2:34, archived)
# I loved it. And...


(Edit: The right hole was NSFW)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 2:45, archived)
# BAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 2:48, archived)
# Yeah. Sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 3:34, archived)
# That bloke is stealing my cat's lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 2:41, archived)
# BEST COMMENT EVER!!!! LOLLOLOOL!!!
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 2:42, archived)
# love to eat them mousies
mousies what I love to eat
bite they little heads off
nibble on they tiny feet
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 3:19, archived)
# amen
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 4:04, archived)
# Costume I made for Boxing Day you fucking nob jockey...

(yospeck, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Nice costume.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Haha, 10/10, you raasclaat.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Arf!
Also,

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 0:43, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 0:45, archived)
# I like how this is 70% smaller than the original.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 1:00, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 1:02, archived)
# Hahahahah awesome
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Very silly indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 0:45, archived)
# You feckin knobhead
I might possibly love you a bit...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 0:48, archived)
# That's a bit special.
Also, biggar!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 0:54, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 29 Dec 2009, 0:56, archived)
# More people should be wearing something like this on Boxing Day
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 1:02, archived)
# Top banana!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 1:31, archived)
# How apt
As I am eating vanilla custard at this very moment
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 2:35, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 3:53, archived)
# whoah!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 1:59, archived)
# That's cool, nice use of 'white' space
I mean Woo! Bollocky Fuck Wank!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 2:05, archived)
# That's brilliant....
will you be renting it out? Is it retractable too?
(empty head, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:51, archived)
# lol. tbh I'll probably just end up throwing it away.
Took a bit too much damage from me being accosted by drunken hotties who wanted to jump on my cock... and yes... it was retractable :D
(yospeck, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 13:15, archived)
[challenge entry] eep
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 0:11, archived)
# I'm not very good at this online thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 0:14, archived)
# You get better.
Also, find good hiding spots and wait :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 0:17, archived)
[challenge entry]

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 0:12, archived)
# This compo should be perfect for you
But can you explain maths using a stimulus package?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 0:28, archived)
# I don't get my tablet back until thursday. So I can't draw stimulus packages :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 0:51, archived)
# How about a package stimulus?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 1:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Um
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 1:39, archived)
# He could not care less, but...
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 0:37, archived)

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