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[challenge entry] Serious posting
(siamese bat, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 21:11, archived)
# Right now b3ta is 3/10
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 21:13, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 21:14, archived)
# what will the rogue compo be this week?
*ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 21:15, archived)
# I propose implausibly large animals.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 21:18, archived)
# I like this :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 21:19, archived)
# ^this, and zelter's :D
HARD.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 21:24, archived)
# Or implausibly large Terry Wogans?
I have a pic for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 21:20, archived)
# Things bigger than they actually are.
That's what we'll call it.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 21:25, archived)
# Submit it, I'll click it
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 21:27, archived)
# Ehh, might do early next week
Ideas suggested then seem to do better. I'm not saying Fraser can't scroll, but, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 21:32, archived)
# Always fun to do and endless sources supply for making several goes over the week.

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 21:22, archived)
# Perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 21:25, archived)
# Hahahaha!
This is all of the awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 21:31, archived)
# They're sooo cute when the are smal... big.
Best to let the anger build for a few hours and see if anyone
pops up a horridly fun one, but I'm game for this lark.

Hmmmm, larks...motherfucking huge ones...
*goes and GISs larks*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 21:34, archived)
# I like that a lot!
I think the concept would make an excellent Image Challenge
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 21:51, archived)
# This cat is truly excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:05, archived)
# The biggest dog in the world
I keep expecting Digby to come plodding over those hills and chase that cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 10:47, archived)
# I wanted the death and suicide challenge
get Terry Pratchet's assisted suicide campaign some pretty pictures
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 21:17, archived)
# That would have been nice.
Well, some of the entries would have been nice and the others would have been in awfully poor taste. But that's b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 21:19, archived)
# but we're the minority
why the fuck would they want to kill off their biggest audience?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 21:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Jezza actually does something about da chavs

Tomorrow: dole scroungers made to work at gunpoint.
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 21:07, archived)
# he's got
his thumbs on the outside!?
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 21:10, archived)
# I know
not shopped!
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 21:27, archived)
# That is one almighty sack!
Is he related to Santa?
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 21:13, archived)
# To be fair to Kyle
Some of his guests *are* scum.
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:22, archived)
[challenge entry] The gameshow that will save ITV!
I'd watch it.
(Testicles just for you, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 21:04, archived)
[challenge entry] And here is my idea...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 21:06, archived)
# Aim carefully, that brain is a small target
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 21:08, archived)
[challenge entry] This is how you do it.
(I helped save b3ta! moped broom! broom!, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:57, archived)
[challenge entry] I'd prefer this
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 21:08, archived)
# i still watch that channel everyday!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 21:14, archived)
# haha
this is excellent. why so few replies?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:00, archived)
[challenge entry] quick re-organisation of the HQ
Not sure if I'm allowed to take pics inside but...
(pineapple_juice, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:56, archived)
# the 3rd floor cafe is on the ground floor?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:57, archived)
#
mmmm it's level 2 mezzanine level come to think about it. It's a big atrium with the occaisional sticky out bit
(pineapple_juice, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Bloody hipsters with their irony.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 21:02, archived)
#
Bloody hell, that looks like it was taken from the floor I used to work on! What floor were you on?

I used to be right at the top when there was a law firm up there.
(lawofnations, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:59, archived)
# Just finished a painting
Acrylic on canvas, 10"x12"



Click for bigger (459 kb)

Getting easier, I enjoyed this one more than the last one. Still a way to go though =]

EDIT: I appear to have posted in the middle of compo time... My apologies, unless you want to watch this on ITV...
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:52, archived)
# i like this
it is ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:54, archived)
# Thanks man =]
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:55, archived)
# no
thank you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:55, archived)
# but I insist,
Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:58, archived)
# my pleasure
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 21:02, archived)
# ARTS!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 21:05, archived)
# I'd like to watch this
It's quite entertaining.
*offers gazillenty pounds to make a 13-ep season*

I once tried to outsmart a record player. But it won. The tables were soon turned.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:55, archived)
# Accepts
I'll remake this one as it's the pilot, I expect I'll replace the robot though with Tony Drago and the record player with a jar of gherkins...

Episode 2: Can Tony outsmart the whole of Turkey and win the towel-flicking contest?!
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Lully!
Me likey! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:57, archived)
# Cheers dude =]
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 21:00, archived)
# WooYay!
Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:59, archived)
# A thousand thank yous sahib
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 21:00, archived)
# That's nice
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Cheers and that =]
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 21:12, archived)
# I'd rather see this than hastily prepared/stolen new image challenge posts.
Because this is awesome.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 21:07, archived)
# Thanks brother
=]
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 21:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Dear god make this happen
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:51, archived)
# Hahahahaha, Fred looks eager for a convo.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:53, archived)
[challenge entry] threadrush!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:40, archived)
# Frostbite. Ouch.
And I've just managed to post a challenge entry before the challenge was even opened. Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:42, archived)
# some extra frosting love?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:47, archived)
# Good show
but you might get frosty reception...
(Beelzebub's Ball Bag is pleasuring your wife on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:16, archived)
# OOOH GIVE ME YOUR ICICLE BABY YEAH
(apologies for cock slap, it's the passion)
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 3:56, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't get it


(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:39, archived)
# In fairness it has made televised karaoke into the nation's most profitable industry.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:43, archived)
# TV Burp am great
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:46, archived)
# agreed
as most B3ta day shifters would too. Don't see the point of this compo, but there you go. ITV is idiot telly. the idiots make up the majority of the population so its all win for them surely.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:47, archived)
# ITV viewers are as stupid as Sky viewers
Both lots pay the BBC to watch their chosen channel
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 21:15, archived)
# you clearly miss 90% of my picture posts
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 21:20, archived)
# Yes but the other 10% more than make up for them :)
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 21:28, archived)
# MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:48, archived)
# Yes.
They should just show TV Burp all day. Its their only good show.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 6:33, archived)
[challenge entry] They need more..
..whatever this is.

(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:39, archived)
# yes, yes they do!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:50, archived)
# I'd watch it.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:50, archived)
# AGREED
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 21:23, archived)
# ARRRGHH!!
IT'S A TOOTHY MINGE!!
(Techkitten, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 7:54, archived)
# apple will save them (shamelessly stolen pic)
(danceswithferrets is leaking sanity, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:36, archived)
# Credit me please.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:37, archived)
# should probably
credit apple, twas lifted from their site
(danceswithferrets is leaking sanity, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:43, archived)
# I just want attention :C
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:43, archived)
# Credit me
I invented electricity.
Not just discovered. INVENTED.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:44, archived)
# who invented
credit, and did they get any for it ?
(danceswithferrets is leaking sanity, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:45, archived)
# Whoever it was, we're forever in their debt
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:47, archived)
[challenge entry] potentially taking in the last three competition themes....
(I helped save b3ta! lucifer101, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:34, archived)
# Special hints:
1) use the edit button
2) make it a wee bit smaller (dimensions-wise, I can't tell the filesize in Chrome)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:35, archived)
# sorry
too much of a goon to work out how to make it smaller with the edit button. taught too much Year 8 today to care.
(I helped save b3ta! lucifer101, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:56, archived)
# Save ITV by watching it via a video chat with Mark on an Apple device
Foolproof plan
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Darn, same idea, slightly different approach:

see now it's all shiny, YOU WANT IT!!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:51, archived)
# yours>mine
(I helped save b3ta! lucifer101, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:31, archived)
# but who guards the guard?
EH?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:34, archived)
# HAHAHA
I want his job...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Well what can I say...


I get bored very quickly!
(joe90, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Corrie needs sprucing up.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:22, archived)
#

(Mr Chicken, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Peeeeeeeeearoast!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:25, archived)
# hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:27, archived)
# I've been running extensive tests
And I can conclude that tits are awesome.
SCIENCE!©
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:29, archived)
#
running extensive tests
fapping intensively
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Winna!
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:14, archived)
# Hahaha
nutter
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:23, archived)
# Corporation Chicken
Constipation chicken.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:24, archived)
# Sponsored by Cadburys/Kraft
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:32, archived)
# pearoast
(dogof2head, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:56, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: SAVE ITV


With ad revenue in the toilet, dwindling ratings, regional news to be abolished after the election, and Adam Crozier as boss, what can possibly save the nation's favourite lowest-common-denominator broadcaster?

Challenge suggested by Joe Scaramanga and voted for by YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:10, archived)
# Was The Wacky Races on ITV...............?
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:11, archived)
# Yes.
Probably.
If not, put it on ITV anyway. That'll save it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:33, archived)
# iTV
iTV. Get it? Can someone add this to last week's compo. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:11, archived)
# It will be tough.
But we'll try our best, hahahaha.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:13, archived)
# Ah fuck ITV.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:14, archived)
# ^This
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:21, archived)
# ...the nation's... ???
Oh right, silly me. The world ends 15km off the coast for you lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:19, archived)
# Brmmm brmmm
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:49, archived)
# Those tracks will leave tracks _ _ _
_ _ _
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:52, archived)
# Is that The Queen driving it?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:53, archived)
# no
lol
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:55, archived)
# Princess Margaret?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:56, archived)
# NO
LOL!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:56, archived)
# Chicken girl!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:59, archived)
# got it in one mediocre
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:01, archived)
# DAMN...
...i was gonna say that next!
*weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:02, archived)
# lying.
he's wrong too.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:09, archived)
# LIES

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:16, archived)
# got it in one mediocre
:D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:24, archived)
# Tonight on Estonian Top Gear...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:58, archived)
# hahahaha, in part 2
www.pacificwrecks.com/people/visitors/mcdade/bougainville/arawa/bra-tank.jpg
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:59, archived)
# ooo - the new Estonian Lamborghinski!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:10, archived)
# ...Rickchard Himmond shits on a tricycle...
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:01, archived)
# He'd have to get on it first
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:10, archived)
# 
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(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:13, archived)
# toot toot!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:16, archived)
# my, you just can't resist a good hard tank
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 20:25, archived)

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