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[challenge entry] probably been done
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:23, archived)
# 2525


Click for bigger (105 kb)
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Thu 6 May 2010, 0:20, archived)
# This looks familiar
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:21, archived)
# if i'm alive in 2525
my face will have more wrinkles than ted danson's scrotum
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:25, archived)
# I happen to know Ted Danson has a remarkably smooth ball sack
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:26, archived)
# i've never looked that closely at his scrotum
i based my assumptions on the state of his face
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:31, archived)
# The perks of working for Gillette...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:35, archived)
[challenge entry] "Under Labour economic growth will be this big..."
(Testicles just for you, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:12, archived)
# They'll just about claim credit for anything...
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Britain's hardest
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:07, archived)
# labour are really SPLASHING out on their campaign this election
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Barely needed shopping

Source is gay enough.
*edit: I'd cocked up the skirt a little...
(Spud Diechmann joined in!, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:04, archived)
# THESE ARE THE CENTRAL THEMES
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:07, archived)
[challenge entry]


nsfw?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:04, archived)
# sfw
EDIT: but if someones boss spies freebase's face, they could get fired
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:10, archived)
# FREEBASE IS NOT CONSENTING TO THIS
 
but I laughed, how cruel
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:20, archived)
# In those jeans?
He's asking for it, the dirty whore!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:23, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:03, archived)
# Boris Johnson?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:04, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:08, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:42, archived)
[challenge entry] "You're barred"
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:51, archived)
# It looks like he was caught just as he was about to shove that AK down his kecks and start pleasuring himself with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:52, archived)
# Someone should really let some of the air out of him.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:56, archived)
# muscles like that are so ugly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:57, archived)
# Only one day until your b3taday.
I'd start demanding loudly that people have dragons ready for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:01, archived)
# agreed
HEY, B3TA, IT'S MY B3TADAY IN ONE DAY! I WANT DRAGONS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:03, archived)
# Dragons?
Smash want dragons?

Edit: I see Smash do want dragons. Hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:03, archived)
# Yes, real ones. Like this one:
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:04, archived)
# dont start this shit again :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:06, archived)
# What shit :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:06, archived)
# I was joking
It is a lovely aardvark dragon
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:12, archived)
# dragons are aard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:18, archived)
# O HAI DRAGONKITTY
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:09, archived)
# Ahhhhh!
But what happened to the poor thing's tail?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:09, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10033483
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:10, archived)
# it's bobtodd's b3taday today
i'm pretty sure she'd like demons
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:20, archived)
# smash do indeed want dragons
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:09, archived)
# Duncan Bannatyne
will be flown in on the day ;) But in the meanwhile have this from me.

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:03, archived)
# Snakey Bull!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:07, archived)
# fuck!
that's GORGEOUS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:08, archived)
# Thank you - it came from this original sketch I did whilst waiting my time point at a bus terminus
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:12, archived)
# i bet the other passengers were giving you funny looks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:15, archived)
# Yeah I wouldn't let them on until I'd finished sketching ;)
they had their little faces pressed up against the doors and everything - only joking... or am I? lol
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:19, archived)
# "Achmed! Why is my AK not firing? How can I carry out an attack on Western devils with non-firing gun?"
"Ha ha, Salim, we gave you the AK with Kemp spunk in it!"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 6 May 2010, 0:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Testicles just for you, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:48, archived)
# Or, to put it another way,
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:50, archived)
# I clicked it!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:53, archived)
# i like the distinct lack of kemp in this one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:50, archived)
[challenge entry] SO ROOOOOOOOMAAAAAAANNNNNNNNTIIIIIIIIIIC
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:47, archived)
# Why does the one on the left
Look like Graham Norton?
(Spud Diechmann joined in!, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:49, archived)
# because I stuck Ross Kemp's ugly shit-eating face on him, the poor bastard
still, lovely head of hair
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:50, archived)
# So...
Kemp + Side parting- 2 stone = Graham Norton?

Answers lots of questions. Ubiquitous bastards they are.
(Spud Diechmann joined in!, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:52, archived)
# OH YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:57, archived)
# This is not one of Spandau Ballet's finest moments
(I helped save b3ta! fastcar, Thu 6 May 2010, 7:58, archived)
[challenge entry] repost for compo
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:43, archived)
# thought we might see this one soon
who did that Lily Allen one? that worked well, no surprise since they both fucking ming
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:46, archived)
# fucking mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:47, archived)
# ohhhh I think this IS the "Lily Allen" one
www.b3ta.com/board/9909907

A COMMON MISTAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:52, archived)
# yes, also a common image now :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:05, archived)
# FRINGE
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:46, archived)
# *whispers*
This is not a Lily Allen image challenge
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:46, archived)
# It's not? Crap
*closes photoshop*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:51, archived)
# No. Bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:35, archived)
# yes. =]
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Ahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Spud Diechmann drew me a dinosaur!
www.b3ta.com/board/10034921
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:44, archived)
# techno gecko
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:46, archived)
# Did you like?
Was done to make up for the Kemp. I hoped I'd get the Kemp in before everyone else used the same image. Looks like I failed.
(Spud Diechmann joined in!, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:48, archived)
# Yes. YES.
And you have the added bonus of now being allowed to talk to me. How lucky are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:50, archived)
# Ahh
Good to know.

Sometimes I feel like I'm beginning to fit in around here.
(Spud Diechmann joined in!, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:54, archived)
# No, really. How lucky are you?
I'm planning a trip to Vegas and need a wingman.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:57, archived)
# Was that a sly edit?
Accepted by Mu, I am moving up in the world!

Vegas heat makes me aggressive...
(Spud Diechmann joined in!, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:07, archived)
# nope, never trust a man who plays mind games
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:37, archived)
# Took your time :)
(Nice one, btw)

www.b3ta.com/board/10034979
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:39, archived)
# great minds piss alike
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:40, archived)
# Fast
and effective :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 5 May 2010, 23:40, archived)
# Fuck 'em.
And yes, this is a shit pic, but it was made a long time ago, erm, about 3 miles away. With my left hand hovering over Alt&Tab in case someone walked past.

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:41, archived)
# u filtad
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:42, archived)
# I tried a posterize but it came out crap
so I selected and painted over near shades.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:45, archived)
# *votes*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:45, archived)
# Yes,
sensible policies for a prosperous republic.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:50, archived)
# Nicely, nicely done.
If only all our Prime Ministers would follow his example and die half-way through (albeit without turning up as ghosts over the following two terms).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 5 May 2010, 23:53, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:08, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:11, archived)
# hahaha
WOO and Splendid.

i thought the same thing when i saw it on the news stands this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 May 2010, 17:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Apparently, Ross is quite a nice chap. Hmm, still, never meet your heroes.
(the_whore_of_mensa You are John Venables, and I claim my ten pounds!, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:31, archived)
# ahhahhhhahhhah.
 
KEMP SEASON
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:34, archived)
# I can't be bothered sticking more nipples on him. Have some premade ones so can do it yourselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:34, archived)
#
*tweaks*

Wow, they're real.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:36, archived)
# they look like those rubber things
that you turn inside out and put on the table, then wait for them to pop back the right way and leap in the air.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:38, archived)
# :C
Don't be mean about my nipples.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:39, archived)
# at least yours are visible!
mine are so pale you can barely see them!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:41, archived)
# Tch.
Can't take a compliment?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:43, archived)
# Pre-made nipples?
Why Mu, you are really spoiling us tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't mind if I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:41, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:43, archived)
# Excessive nipples
taken to the logical conclusion. Nice.
(Spud Diechmann joined in!, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:45, archived)
# That's then stolen
and muchly appreciated.
(Spud Diechmann joined in!, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:46, archived)
# RUBBERR NEEPLE SALESMAN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:47, archived)
# No sir, I don't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Get down on it...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:19, archived)
# *shudders*
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:20, archived)
# KEMP ON KEMP ACTION
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:21, archived)
# fo huck
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:22, archived)
# Well, we have a winner!
OK everyone, compo's over.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:24, archived)
# This must surely win!
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:27, archived)
# Win
or be killed with fire! I need mind bleach.
(Spud Diechmann joined in!, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Good god!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:25, archived)
# That's a lovely pair.
Er. Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:27, archived)
# thank you
i don't have to worry about getting the horn for te rest of the night :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:28, archived)
# Anyone got any mind-bleach?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:25, archived)
# Clickity
Click
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:25, archived)
# It's very good
I'm finding it hard to press a link that says "I like this", however.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:25, archived)
# CLICK IT!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:28, archived)
# -
Ookaaaay...
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:29, archived)
# I DON'T HEAR CLICKING!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:32, archived)
# Yes... it felt a bit dirty clicking for this
But in all honesty it did make me choke on my beverage
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:42, archived)
# GET DOWN, GET DOWN
 
you know he fucking would if he could, but hey, who wouldn't? WOULD YOU FUCK ME? I'D FUCK ME
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:25, archived)
# Hell yeah! I'd be all over me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:26, archived)
# I agree!
In fact, looking at a picture of myself is the only thing that arouses me

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:29, archived)
# Quite understandable.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:34, archived)
# Who wouldn't be aroused by that?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:43, archived)
# you'd fuck you so hard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:28, archived)
# one kemp good
two kemps aaaah
(Stinky_Goblin Smells trouble, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:28, archived)
# i disagree
no kemps are good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:31, archived)
# At this point, the
door swings open, and Ross Kemp enters and sees his Ross Kemp in the arms of another Ross Kemp.

Ross Kemp: It's not what it looks like!

Dum-dum-dum-dum *eastenders theme tune*
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:34, archived)
# You should be writing the scripts!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:39, archived)
# My Mrs asked me why I suddnely lost the power of speech.
Woo, yay, hoopla and any other approval rating system!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 5 May 2010, 23:56, archived)
# I've seen it
...and now I can't unsee it. This image will haunt me all day now
(bigjonnydynamite, Thu 6 May 2010, 10:01, archived)
# pass the mind bleach
my frontal lobe has just upchucked on my hippocampus
(I helped save b3ta! fluffymitten NAN, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Upside down head ross kemp resembles a chubby geordie football thug
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 5 May 2010, 23:11, archived)
# Clearly when I said thug
I meant supporter.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 5 May 2010, 23:12, archived)
# Hahaha,
reminds of Stephen Fry, for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:14, archived)
# looks like my ex neighbour
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:19, archived)
# hahahahahahha
kempy kempy nipple chin upside down head face cunt......
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:21, archived)
[challenge entry] does he come with out the glasses?


Click for bigger (28 kb)
(radial head fracture, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:09, archived)
# Ah. I was wondering why there were so many pictures of Ross Kemp
I think I've figures it out now.

EDIT: Surely this is on a par with the 'photoshop this lizard' compo.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:12, archived)
# no because photoshop this lizard was awesome and this is Ross gurning shitface Kemp
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:15, archived)
# Quite right.
This is going to get very boring very quickly.
Has anyone done an animation of Ross Kemp as a dribbling veiny bellend yet?
If not, shotgun!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:17, archived)
# Yes, except not animated.
www.b3ta.com/board/10034893
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:25, archived)
# he's bald and his head does glimmer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:14, archived)
# he will never need a zimmer
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:24, archived)
# but he may be mistaken for yul brynner
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Ross Kemp on Motorcycles
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Wed 5 May 2010, 23:05, archived)
# Goodnight b3ta
Sleep tights and don't the the Ross Kemps bite
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:07, archived)
# i'm sorry, i know
sweetdreams
(1.618..., Wed 5 May 2010, 23:07, archived)
# Ross Kemp needs a bigger hat.
Or a smaller head.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:10, archived)
# go with smaller head
less blinding from the baldness that way.
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:10, archived)
# I've heard he smells of piss and marigolds.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:13, archived)
# thats oddly specific
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:17, archived)

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