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Fookie Monster

Mmmmmmmmmmm... fookieeeeeeeeeeees! Nom nom nom

OK will try harder next time.

(greysnowogre is yo momma., Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:25, archived)

there is more than meets the eye there ;p

'ave another

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LS18, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:29, archived)

Welcome newbie

First CDC?

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:31, archived)

Not magenta enough to join the CDC club, I'm afraid

not to mention completely failing to meet the pube quota

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:33, archived)

the cdc rules should be in the faq

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:36, archived)

It's all in here

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:43, archived)

Also: "What is a C.D.C and how do I get it ?"

“C.D.C” means a Continuous Discharge Certificate-cum-Seafarer’s Identity Document.

Any person who fulfills all the eligibility conditions as specified in rules 4 and 5 of these rules, for the issue of a CDC, may apply to the shipping master at Nau Bhavan, 10, R.K. Marg, Ballard Estate, Mumbai-400001 or The shipping master, Shipping Office, Marine House, Hastings, Calcutta - 700 022 or shipping master, Mercantile Marine Department, Anchorgate Building, 2nd floor, P.B.No.5004, Rajaji Salai, chennai-600001, by registered post. Every application shall be accompanied by two copies of the applicant’s recent photograph, copies of relevant certificates or documents duly attested by a Gazetted Officer as proof of eligibility, and a signed declaration to the effect that the applicant has not previously been issued a CDC and has not submitted an application for CDC to any other shipping master, alongwith a fee of five hundred rupees (non refundable).

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:45, archived)

It's a .gov site, must be official

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 22:03, archived)

So a C- on my first CDC

What are the criteria for an A? Regulation 3 pubes, a purple hue - presumably I was also marked down for lack of baby gravy?

(greysnowogre is yo momma., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:22, archived)

Welcome

I see you've already got CDCs down. Now for kittens!

(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 22:15, archived)

See me after class

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 22:30, archived)

THERE WILL BE BLOOD!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:23, archived)

Lots and lots!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:24, archived)

THis blod

tastes an awful lot like fruit punch concentrate...

*clicks*

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:25, archived)

I've seen that happen before. And this.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:27, archived)

Finally a decent challenge after lets be fair quite a few bad ones

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:30, archived)

and with that I'm off..

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:32, archived)

He looks sweet.

Can we keep him, mummy?

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:39, archived)

Oh nice!

:D *clickeys*

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..wil, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:45, archived)

top class!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:48, archived)

Huzzah!

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El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:58, archived)

gross yet lovely at the same time,

loving the colours in this.

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FIEND, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 22:16, archived)

window creature (notshopped)

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Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:20, archived)

This deserves more replies have a woo.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 22:16, archived)

:DD

(herman:D, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 22:58, archived)

brucie

the chin of death

(hulaloop, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:14, archived)

That was a very silly film

And Bruce Campbell is awesome.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:19, archived)

You're my favourite.

They made me say that.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:19, archived)

(Testicles just for you, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:11, archived)

THIS SHOULD WIN THE COMPO

Yes, yes it should.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:12, archived)

^this

blobfish are people too!

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:17, archived)

I think I want to click all the entries in this compo

So the best thing to be fair is if I don't click any of them.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:19, archived)

Late for one, on time for the next...

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addickted has attained freedom, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:05, archived)

That's a real "helloooooo!" eyebrow wiggle!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:08, archived)

The Day Ed get a Big One

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:14, archived)

I will take both only

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zoldergoose, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:20, archived)

o_O

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Frogbeat, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:50, archived)

I'll take the 9 on the left.

You take the rest.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:54, archived)

needs Iwo Jima Marines tilting up building

arf

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LS18, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:55, archived)

needs nothing

but a click :D

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:57, archived)

hahahahahahah

good 1

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FIEND, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:58, archived)

Monster Island?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:23, archived)

Mmm, Chewits

woo!

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:42, archived)

rarrhghh

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FIEND, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:44, archived)

They're crunchy on the outside.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:46, archived)

With a delicious chewy centre

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:51, archived)

YES.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:47, archived)

Chewy!

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zoldergoose, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:51, archived)

Pffft

Tastes a bit like fish.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:52, archived)

haha, win

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:00, archived)

nice!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 22:02, archived)

You will fear the

A vegetarian nightmare from the depths of agricultural hell!

(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:29, archived)

Run!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:31, archived)

DUX

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:35, archived)

Oooh, scary ducks

Have a monster cock in return

(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:37, archived)

*QuAAaaaRRK*QuAAaaaRRK*

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:38, archived)

RUN SMAM NEILLS RUN

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:39, archived)

Why does smam neills only play evil characters now?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:41, archived)

because Event Horizon was the only film where he didn't look like a berk

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:42, archived)

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:37, archived)

BLEBH

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:29, archived)

That's truly terrifying

*shudders*

(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:31, archived)

OH FUCK

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:32, archived)

^ & *Legs it*

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:34, archived)

Which is worse...this or the source?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:35, archived)

source wasn't great

but just some fat dude, so not too bad really

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:37, archived)

why is it spacking?

I am no designer (hey wait, I am) but I think it might be more impactful and a bit less annoying if it wasn't strobing...

Just sayin...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:12, archived)

b3tards is fudged again(?)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:20, archived)

is it?

I thought it was missing a frame or summat. Good to know.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:24, archived)

looks fine to me

well, awful, but not spacking

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4Q just lurking, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:31, archived)

Yeah...right now my Sully pic...v...is half cut off by grey matter again.... :(

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:31, archived)

I really need my mummy now

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Frogbeat, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:51, archived)

what the shit?

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:52, archived)

Holy shit!

Looks like a gif from Chris Cunningham's 'Rubber Johnny'- ace!

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uncle bastard is twanging a dan moi, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:52, archived)

Run!!

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:27, archived)

The Goodies....

Goody Goody Gum Thing...

EDIT: lol - 5 seconds in

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:30, archived)

Fatcat and friends.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:40, archived)

THE ATTACK OF THE KILLER FAT FLUFF

LOCK UP YOUR TUNAS HUMANS

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:40, archived)

For Throat and Ice pie. (this says TAIP)

Click for bigger

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FIEND, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:27, archived)

Hooray!

That is all of the awesome. It shall be in my profile as soon as I am on a computer and can work out how to do that. :D.

Thank very muchly. :)

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Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:47, archived)

No problem :D

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FIEND, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:51, archived)

does it say toy ?

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:58, archived)

I found this

I think it should win the compo...

MOVING ON!!!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:24, archived)

RAAAAAAR!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:24, archived)

at Winter Olympics, right?

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LS18, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:56, archived)

Yes...you do that.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:28, archived)

Hey

It had to be done :-P

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:44, archived)

Somebody had to do it.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:45, archived)

Yes

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:31, archived)

Tim Burton made this

Click for bigger (75 kb)

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:12, archived)

roar

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LS18, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:11, archived)

Pfft

(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:30, archived)

Is that monkey spanking it?

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4Q just lurking, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:31, archived)

good eye ;p

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LS18, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:32, archived)

It's gonna be a weird week.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:44, archived)

:) I'd rather see more weird than more Milliband

or is that a redundancy

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LS18, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:54, archived)

For real.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:21, archived)

Haha! Is that Burt Chimpcaster?

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Monty Propps, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:55, archived)

Click for bandwidth raping version.

edit: bandwidth tax fixed, sorry guys/gals

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superbabyproject, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:09, archived)

Rape rape bandwidth rape and no lube!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:11, archived)

Eeek

Soz. Just getting used to Mac, forgot to optimise. Some might argue I still have!

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superbabyproject, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:19, archived)

Exactly how I like it

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:22, archived)

Me too, only sometimes I use ghee.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:23, archived)

LOL that is quite mesmerising

/Edit. ah yeah, bandwidth.

but still LOL

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:12, archived)

TWUNT.

TRUNT.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:16, archived)

Harsh

In my view.

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superbabyproject, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:20, archived)

You like Jamie then?

;)

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:21, archived)

Oops

Catalogue of errors tonight, thought you were referring to the original filesize ... soz again.

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superbabyproject, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:22, archived)

TWUNT

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:23, archived)

I am also referring to Jamie.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:25, archived)

girl you know it's true (that i posted this slightly too late...)

(Dread Pirate Roberts, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:05, archived)

(herman:D, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:03, archived)

Hahaha

Edible scaffolding! I can't believe that didn't take off.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:05, archived)

a lol comment

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Traducer, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:08, archived)

Haha

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Frogbeat, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:08, archived)

Did the Fraggles build that city and he is getting his own back?

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Frogbeat, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:07, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:11, archived)

(wankdog, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:12, archived)

\o/

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:32, archived)

Coming for you

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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:46, archived)

Quick pea!

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..wil, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:53, archived)

Hahaha

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:07, archived)

phwooar

Hi, toucan, thought you'd retired from b3ta...

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4Q just lurking, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:25, archived)

Semi retired, I still like to drop by occasionally. Haven't had time to make anything new for a while though.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:27, archived)

Me too,

tend to lurk a bit now and then, but generally too lazy to make anything.

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4Q just lurking, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:30, archived)

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