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[challenge entry] :)

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 9:03, archived)
# Poor Malc Almond this rumour has been doing the rounds since Elton John.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 9:06, archived)
# And Freddie Mercury
RIP 4EVA IN R HARZ
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 9:09, archived)
# Gary Numan too (although as I believe Gary Numan isn't gay)
but it's anybody the tabloids suspect is gay who are automatically associated with this little bit of unverified trivia.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 9:11, archived)
# I'd believe it if Gary Numan drank a pint of battery acid and piss before his concerts
That would explain his bizarre and yet wonderful voice
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 9:14, archived)
# ....and the source of his song "Are friends electric" ?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 9:15, archived)
# and the little-known B Side "My Teeth Are Melting (Enamel is Dead)"
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 9:17, archived)
# Even before that.
Snopes traced it back to the 60's and the winner of a cheerleader competition.
(twattybanjo, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 9:12, archived)
# Blimey it is an old hoary chestnut then.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 9:13, archived)
# Hairy Chestnuts
I believe Marc Almond is fond of those too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 9:18, archived)
# haha aren't we all ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 9:22, archived)
# Gimme some 'S'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 9:30, archived)
# ARF!
(twattybanjo, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 9:38, archived)
# Just read it and it's more or less is the same story doing the rounds.
It's awful to think the tabloids can print this crap and lots of people will believe it's true.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 9:33, archived)
# A mate of mine was in nick with a guy called Mark Almond at the time,
his life was made a misery as you can imagine. Probably best not to though...
(twattybanjo, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 9:40, archived)
# Nay!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 9:07, archived)
# Got Milk?
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 0:51, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 8:43, archived)
# Pfft!
And 'ning! I have a cold and a tight deadline. How are you lot?
/End moan.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 8:45, archived)
# the usual
hope you have a creative wind and finish early
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 8:51, archived)
# I always have a tight deadline.
Every minute of my working day is typed up for display right in front of me.

/Busdriver moan
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 9:02, archived)
# Nicely!
I like the mother training her daughter in housework.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 8:47, archived)
# Later she teaches her how to poison their coffee ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 8:59, archived)
# When I said I like I meant
"Look at the 1950's stereotype with the guys playing and the women working in the kitchen."
No offence.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 9:16, archived)
# I know my reply was just a joke following on from that. ;)
There is an awful lot of this subliminal (and obvious) stereotyping from that era - but incredibly it still goes on today which is sickening. Girl Power? No such fucking thing we still have a long long way to go.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 9:19, archived)
# Take the bus ;>)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 9:25, archived)
# haha :D
most of my buses are clapped-out wrecks.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 9:28, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 8:48, archived)
# haha
good swears
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:12, archived)
# I prefer the more up-to-date...
...Belgrano edition.

(What do you mean I can't get a return ticket?)
(minimalist ..., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:52, archived)
# hahahahahaha
fucking brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:41, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Where do I sign up for the list of b3ta members burning in hell?


Commemorative guns in boxes are always used to mark events, right?

edited to change url. dropbox is being utter pish.
(omfgbunnies, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 8:22, archived)
# hahahaha :D
Straight to hull.
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 9:03, archived)
#
Noooooo! Not Hull!
(omfgbunnies, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:06, archived)
[challenge entry] TOAPHOAP
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 7:55, archived)
# Return sir? No returns to there sir.
Single sir, one-way only sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 8:14, archived)
# 1st class please... =D
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 8:20, archived)
# Huntley was just a care taker
it's maxine carr you need to watch out for and her brother Jimmy
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 9:57, archived)
# Bird Flu's back! YAY.



*first post alert!*

So the BBC have said the first case of bird flu in seven years is all the rage in Hong Kong. I'm wondering, seeing as I was so disappointed last time that this didn't happen...

Will we all turn in to zombie chickens?




edited to change url. dropbox is being utter pish.
(omfgbunnies, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 6:55, archived)
# Yes, yes we will.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 6:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 5:58, archived)
# oooooh fantastic
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 6:26, archived)
# beautifully done
:)
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 7:46, archived)
# thats nice.
good eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 8:19, archived)
# This is great
top work :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 8:54, archived)
# Lily Allen?
(woo)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 9:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 5:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Oof
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 5:54, archived)
[challenge entry] *dumps and runs*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 6:36, archived)
[challenge entry]

De-Ris for non footy folk.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 4:12, archived)
# This week I will laugh and cry...all at once.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 4:36, archived)
# Ouch
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 5:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Taste explosion
(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 2:51, archived)
# ooof
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 2:52, archived)
# Hahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 2:52, archived)
# That reminds me I got a double decker in the kitchen
mmmm
(JoePesky, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 2:55, archived)
# bloody hell
you must have a big kitchen

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 2:58, archived)
#
/bus
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 3:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 4:05, archived)
# That's a better service than we get on a Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 4:18, archived)
# Kids ride free.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 5:09, archived)
[challenge entry] just made this, but had recent thread so plonked it here, k?


(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 2:56, archived)
# ooooof
i'm liking this compo so far
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 3:01, archived)
# me too.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 3:01, archived)
# Got a feeling this one will push the old taste barriers a bit :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 3:12, archived)
# HAHA
.....it's like asking us how sick can we get.....FUCK!!!should be an "interesting" week
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 3:18, archived)
# ohhh that's good
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 2:58, archived)
[challenge entry] :(

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 3:00, archived)
# haha oof,
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 3:01, archived)
# hahah
I like 'the falling man'
(JoePesky, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 3:06, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 3:14, archived)
# WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 8:46, archived)
# Merry Christmas Everybody!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 2:37, archived)
# This is gonna be the best christmas EVER!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 2:38, archived)
# FULL OF FESTIVE FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 2:39, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 2:42, archived)
# There'll be classic christmas cartoons on.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 2:44, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 2:46, archived)
# Yayyy, and don't forget the nutz!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 2:48, archived)
# On the FUCKBUS you FUCKRAT
(Hairy Twatter, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 2:54, archived)
# The fuckbus is heading for the promised land.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 3:17, archived)
# Got that right.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 4:34, archived)
# Ah man
This is an instant classic.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 2:47, archived)
# aaahahah
*prints*

This is mine
(JoePesky, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 2:48, archived)
# But which one's Kool?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 3:37, archived)
# obviously the spastic in the top right
(JoePesky, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 3:40, archived)
# It is obvious now you mention it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 3:42, archived)
# We call it 'Kool' to its face
but we all know....
(JoePesky, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 3:55, archived)
# Oh hell
wonderfulness.
(Hairy Twatter, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 2:55, archived)
# omg what have you done
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 3:00, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 3:09, archived)
# God, I miss Boris.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 4:31, archived)
# hahahahah
so very good
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 7:35, archived)
# OH YES!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 2:57, archived)
# can i be in your gang?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 3:03, archived)
# YESSS!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 3:12, archived)
# hahaha
sniff sniff
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 3:48, archived)
# Happyyyy Christmas! The Doveston made a picture too. Did you see it?
(DingoChavez I will be good. I will be good., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 3:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 4:59, archived)
# Hey OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 3:59, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 4:24, archived)
# Oh FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 4:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 4:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 4:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 5:08, archived)
# :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 7:36, archived)
# FASTER
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 5:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Kinda
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 2:21, archived)
# But has she got dedication?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 2:24, archived)
# Well I'm glad someone gets it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 2:25, archived)
# That's because I'm old :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 2:26, archived)
# That shows a distinct lack of creativity
in your annual numbering system.
Protip: start counting backwards from this point.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 2:36, archived)
# Sound advice.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 2:39, archived)
# Yeah, pretty smart for a 23-year-old.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 2:39, archived)
# I like this counting back thing, it could replace dog years.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 2:46, archived)
# I predict it will in the future
about 5 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 2:49, archived)
# You are the last of the timelords, aicmfp.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 2:50, archived)
# Or the first -
it depends which way you travel.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 2:53, archived)
# *Head splodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 3:13, archived)
[challenge entry] :S:S:S:S
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 1:48, archived)
# Ooooooh, shame on you!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 2:09, archived)
# Those pools are always smaller than depicted on the packaging
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 2:10, archived)
# No, they just use tiny people in the product photos.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 2:35, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 2:47, archived)
# happy times!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 2:12, archived)
# That Bestway logo looks like BJ
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 2:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Imagine
(timtam h4x0rd @, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 1:40, archived)
# rissing here
sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 2:00, archived)
# *pssssssst*
john lennon
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 2:06, archived)
# ahh
hahahaha oof.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 2:06, archived)
# heh heh!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 2:07, archived)
# Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
This is shaping up to be one of the better challenges!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 2:10, archived)
# This is real.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 4:03, archived)
# Life is Real
(In the words of Freddie Mercury)
(timtam h4x0rd @, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 8:50, archived)
[challenge entry] this should probably win the compo, let's be fair.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 1:27, archived)
# I love turning up to this place
without a clue to previous hours; though that sun looks beaming with joy
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 1:31, archived)
# No, this should.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 1:32, archived)
#
(JoePesky, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 1:33, archived)
# Later....
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 1:36, archived)
# aaaha
the poor little gayer. Wiv da ayngels , what? ayngels don't like gayers? oh dear. Straight to HULL
with bad AIDS
(JoePesky, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 1:39, archived)
# IN R HARTS
:(
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 1:46, archived)
# This shouldn't win for a variety of reasons.
Firstly, the batter's stance is all wrong. Geoff Boycott would have some words for him about that.

Secondly, the batter isn't even watching the ball. He is bound to get out.

Finally, if we ignore the batter, the ball's flight line, appears to indicate that it is bouncing towards the batsmen, rather than just bouncing once, or not bouncing at all. It's not a very good depiction of bowling.

All in all, I would say that the artist must try harder, for a more realistic picture.

D-
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Royal T-shirts
(timtam h4x0rd @, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 1:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Too soon?
(Westude, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 1:21, archived)
# haha
this deserves more comments.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 2:00, archived)
[challenge entry] :s
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 1:01, archived)
# Hahahaha, although, I see you have to buy the tunnel seperate.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 1:04, archived)
# ooof!
Still might buy one though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 1:08, archived)
# i am watching cricket, it has been delayed due to rain :(
england will win it, i'm sure.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 1:00, archived)
# Cricket is shit
(JoePesky, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 1:04, archived)
# you uncultured swine.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 1:06, archived)
# I kick the shit at the swine. How DARE you
(JoePesky, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 1:10, archived)
# cricket is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 1:12, archived)
# i disagree
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 1:18, archived)

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