hahahaI'm still waiting for you to do the ducklings vs wind one
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 12:48,
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arf!Wait! ...If he's sweeping his hand to the right, then why is she sliding to the left? /ac
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 15:52,
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Wait, is he saying that to me?That was uncalled for.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 12:11,
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"It is best to say nothing and be thought a fool, then to speak up and remove all doubt."
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Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 16:06,
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Gideon you terrible raasclart!woo!
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 11:07,
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Where's mi fukkin' bike?Sorry. Wrong song.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 11:43,
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needs more....crack col & stemil!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 10:58,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Protest Signs"){kind=small}
he's got it all wrong... that's a picket sign
zog why change it now?,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 9:51,
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He looks like he needs Gentleman's Relishwoo
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 10:04,
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Crumbs you're rightI should feel more pita for him
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CanonCaliber A big bore,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 10:41,
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he's probably worried about how he's going to earn a crust discomeats This canoe,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 10:43,
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He kneeds the dough to buy something to wrap up warm in
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CanonCaliber A big bore,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 10:48,
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surely his Nan should have knitted something discomeats This canoe,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 10:51,
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It would have kept him nice and cheese toastie if she didSorry
( Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 11:01,
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Maybe he doesn't want to sponge off his family
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CanonCaliber A big bore,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 11:08,
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'With the entire nation going protest crazy, people need some decent placards to wave about. Your job is to provide the slogans, the kind of thing that might show up on the news and allow you to sit back and proudly think, "that was me, that was".'
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 9:46,
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wellyou could print this out and stick it onto a placard. i'm not sure the text would show up all that clearly so you might also want to edge it in white or something, and it'd be an odd-shaped placard, but you could do it
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boris the spider,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 10:27,
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I would need an adult to use the scissors though:D riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 10:30,
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Yes.I shall make sure to have the blades safely stowed up my anus to stop any accidents.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 10:33,
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Hahahahaha*clickies*
EDIT: It took ages for my strawberry patch to recover after him.
(EDIT: It took ages for my strawberry patch to recover after him.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 9:43,
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DRINK!
idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink.,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 13:32,
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lolrelated compo pea tiem
Also anyone see this?
(Also anyone see this?
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 9:41,
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Sickening isn't it?She's an insperation to us all. Stumbling by on a mere 500 quid a week. Won't someone think of the children!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 10:11,
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Hoop and stick for the bairn - sortedWood chippings for the pudding - sorted.
Bottle of isopropyl to see in New Year - sorted.
(,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 12:39,
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Bottle of isopropyl to see in New Year - sorted.
The comments are most supportive, and not at all falling into the "get a fucking grip, bitch" category:D
edit: ahah, even someone claiming to be upper class thinks she's a cockmaster :D
(edit: ahah, even someone claiming to be upper class thinks she's a cockmaster :D
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 10:21,
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Yeha links has something to say about it last night.I just narked me so much that I thought I'd post it here this morning.
...
(...
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 10:31,
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ah the confused and entitledwhere would we be without them?
undoubtledly with 99% employment with a median income of £30K
:)
(undoubtledly with 99% employment with a median income of £30K
:)
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 10:44,
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Yes but they do contribute significantly to society.Without them all the farmers markets would go bankrupt overnight!:O
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 11:01,
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hahaha"oh it's soo much better than waitrose, as you get to meet those poor peasant farmers!" "Oh my!" "one of them, his range rover was three years old!" "Oh god, how they suffer!"
( discomeats This canoe,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 11:07,
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Oh my. What have I become?I've just bought eggs and cheese from a Farmer's Market...
...after doing my weekly shop in Waitrose.
(,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 11:13,
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...after doing my weekly shop in Waitrose.
I like farmers markets tbh:) riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 11:14,
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You do tend to get a better variety of foodstuffsAnd I really do like meeting those peasant farmers.
(,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 11:15,
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plus you can casually point to your brand new range roverthus reminding them of their place in society
:D
(:D
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 11:18,
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Actually the A-Class isn't too badRoomier than you might imagine, and pretty nimble too.
(,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 6:38,
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There a fantastic one down the road.It's not overly expensive if you concider the difference in farmig conditions and practice but they've taken to one step further.
It's a farmers supermarket.
You go round with your trolley getting what you want from each stall and pay for the lot at the check out when you've finished.
www.unionmarket.co.uk/
(It's a farmers supermarket.
You go round with your trolley getting what you want from each stall and pay for the lot at the check out when you've finished.
www.unionmarket.co.uk/
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 11:24,
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They tried the old 'trip the AT-AT with a cable' trick................................................................................................................to no avail.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 4:54,
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*flounces*....................................................just kidding... :P
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 5:13,
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delivvering hot freash fuck to the needie doring this holliday season PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 3:05,
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HahahahahahahahaProper actual laugh out loud at lydon.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 3:12,
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In all seriousnessI've always been a huge fan of Mr. Lydon.
One of my fave quotes ever was in an interview he did a loooooong time ago, talking about the troubles he'd had with the 'music industry'.
Moan moan moan... and then he says, "Of course, if this was happening to someone else, it would be hysterically funny". Fuck yeah, such is life :)
(One of my fave quotes ever was in an interview he did a loooooong time ago, talking about the troubles he'd had with the 'music industry'.
Moan moan moan... and then he says, "Of course, if this was happening to someone else, it would be hysterically funny". Fuck yeah, such is life :)
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 3:28,
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Favourite Lydon moment from way back when.www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mEeFXGT7-A
And good old Wobble as well, those were the days.
(And good old Wobble as well, those were the days.
Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 3:40,
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Hahahaso fucking angry.
Also, Wobble's speech at the end: "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP"
(Also, Wobble's speech at the end: "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP"
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 3:50,
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I don't know these dudes butI just see some noise-producing abortions oozing with some sort of sense of superiority based on absolutely nothing
On second thought, I knew him as Rotten. He'd get hurt in my neighborhood.
(On second thought, I knew him as Rotten. He'd get hurt in my neighborhood.
LS18,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 4:03,
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This I like--a joke for the sake of a joke :Dthe other--a joke who doesn't realize it
( LS18,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 5:09,
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Arrrggghh, Muriel fucking Gray.A warning would've been nice, dude.
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Sun 5 Dec 2010, 11:33,
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Is yours the original fuckmobile? If so, credits to you.I've used it a time or two with variation, but forgot who produced the first version.
( LS18,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 4:06,
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Yep...I found the original Fuckvan someplace on line...
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 14:09,
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Holy, well, HOLY FUCKexcellent!
( HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 3:56,
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I'm borededit: FUCK
Also: should I change my dinner plans from chicken sausages and breadrolls to instant noodles with chilli, prawns and tofu?
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Sun 5 Dec 2010, 4:53,
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Also: should I change my dinner plans from chicken sausages and breadrolls to instant noodles with chilli, prawns and tofu?
FUCKIn answer to your food question... just put it all together.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 4:57,
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TOTAL DOMINATIONSH
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 2:43,
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Nicely OrnaMental !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 0:36,
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pacman's aborted brother?woo!
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 1:27,
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He can't even pornounce her name ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 0:35,
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don't run that way!you're heading straight towards freddie starr!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 4 Dec 2010, 22:51,
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any port in a stormEdit: just googled Starr. You may have a point :D
( LS18,
Sat 4 Dec 2010, 22:53,
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i'm probably older than youi remember it being in the papers
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 4 Dec 2010, 22:56,
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I doubt that you are older, butI'm a Yank and don't get a lot of timely scandal from UK :)
( LS18,
Sat 4 Dec 2010, 23:05,
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ah, rightit was in the *spits* sun, anyway.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 4 Dec 2010, 23:06,
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I think that may be about equivalent to National Enquirer--tabloid rag sold in grocery store checkouts?
( LS18,
Sat 4 Dec 2010, 23:08,
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hey now!the National Enquirer is seriously good journalism
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 4 Dec 2010, 23:12,
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well, we DO have our fair share of alien abductions and vampire babiesdoesn't every one?
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 4 Dec 2010, 23:40,
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at least the national enquirer is a good laughthe sun is a national newspaper, favoured by knuckle-dragging, nose-breathing, wife-beating simians who would have more money than brains even if they were penniless
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 4 Dec 2010, 23:12,
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oh well, early night i thinkg'night all
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 4 Dec 2010, 23:31,
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you're having a bit of a snack-themed night, aren't you? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 4 Dec 2010, 22:03,
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I agree!That reminds me, I watched that film Rosemary's Baby the other night.
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Sat 4 Dec 2010, 22:02,
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Good for its time I supposeVery Hitchknobesque I think.
I'm sure Mia Farrow was in the Omen or the remake as the nanny?
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Sat 4 Dec 2010, 22:04,
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I'm sure Mia Farrow was in the Omen or the remake as the nanny?
yepshe played mrs. baylock in the remake
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 4 Dec 2010, 22:06,
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i'm one of those saddos who read the cast list at the end of the filmusually because i recognise the face but can't remember the name
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 4 Dec 2010, 22:09,
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yes pleasei've got a mummy that needs bringing back to life
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 4 Dec 2010, 22:15,
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I question your choice of shipboard snacks, Mr Christian
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 4 Dec 2010, 21:56,
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silly person!and now i want a bounty :(
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 4 Dec 2010, 22:02,
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god yesdark chocolate only, mind
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 4 Dec 2010, 22:14,
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Time for a keel hauling ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 4 Dec 2010, 22:11,
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Ian Stafford last seen incognito
inspired by EWC's and Mohafa's Stafford stuff below
LS18,
Sat 4 Dec 2010, 21:34,
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WORST. SUPERHERO. EVER. Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 4 Dec 2010, 21:53,
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