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[challenge entry] Coming up - Jason tests a box that will tear your soul apart!
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 15:27, archived)
# sorry for the ty
Just seen this on funkypidgeon.com

funkypigeon.com/Pages/Personalise.aspx?ProductId=7329

I hope Prodj is going to sue the shit out of them
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 15:28, archived)
# :O
If that wasn't sold to them by him legitimately, then yes
Also, to the OP: 'Goth'?
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 15:35, archived)
# as it has no hair
i think they'd get away with it.
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 15:36, archived)
# I seem to remember prodigy saying
that he adopted the sock source pic from someone else, with their permission. I'd say in any case that the idea of a sock glove puppet is not new, and is in the public domain.
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 15:40, archived)
# nothing like the proj sock...
were you under the impression that prodigy invented socks? or sock-puppets? If he did, I'd imagine he can sue them.

I love the proj sock, but the only similarity between this and his sock character is that they're both socks.
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 16:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Alan Sugar Rush
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 15:16, archived)
# Oh Dear...
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 15:19, archived)
# you're fired
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 15:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Your all goth
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 15:04, archived)
# helena bonham-carter and quentin tarantino?
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 15:08, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 15:09, archived)
# i'm seeing leo sayer and david duchovny
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Hahaha
*fears*
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 15:12, archived)
# don't fear tarantino
his lisp makes him more a figure of fun than something to be feared
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 15:20, archived)
# His bulbous forehead is quite terrifying, though.
That and his over-inflated ego.
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 15:23, archived)
# he does have a fivehead
and his belief in himself as an actor is not shared by others
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 15:25, archived)
# hahahahah
this deserves more comments , Woo and clicked
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Ta :)
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 16:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Afternoon! Here are some words that rhyme with goth.. Now try saying them really quickly!
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 14:49, archived)
# Mmmm crunchy
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 14:58, archived)
# this is really not helping my hangover
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 14:59, archived)
# But this is exaclty what you need.
Vitamins and minerals with a little protein.
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 15:03, archived)
# but what i have
is coffee and a hobnob bar
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Try the back of your wardrobe, or maybe you'll find some old ones on the window sill.
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 15:09, archived)
# i haven't got a wardrobe, they freak me out.
also, i'm in my mum's house
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Yeah there's lions and witches in mine!
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 15:16, archived)
# i had massive built-in ones in my last place
got stoned and watched dawn of the dead. ended up tying the wardrobe doors shut because i'd convinced myself there were zombies coming out of it to get me :(
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 15:18, archived)
# heheh
woo
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 15:13, archived)
# ahahahhahaha
more comments deserved... WOO
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Perhaps if a
relative newcomer were to go "WOOOOOOOO" ?

How are you feeling NOW, Smash Monkey?!
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 19:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 14:47, archived)
# hahahahaha!
loving the morrissey bit
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 14:51, archived)
# heh
Loud noises.
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Fantastiche!
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Phrenomenal!
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 15:05, archived)
# I fucking hate Morrissey and everything he stands for, the cunt.
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 15:15, archived)
# Ok
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 15:42, archived)
# shut up goth
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 15:42, archived)
# If he sits down do you like him?
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Heaven knows you're miserable now!
EDIT: miserable now a miserable cunt
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 15:49, archived)
# I must admit I don't like the Smiths much.
I guess it's like Marmite. Fucking vile.
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 15:52, archived)
# haha yes
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Fuck you, cunt
I love Moz
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 12:52, archived)
# hahaha.
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 15:42, archived)
#
Likes!
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 18:21, archived)
# 'ningles all.


Just thought I'd remind everyone to vote for the CST charity compo here. It's for an ingredibly important cause and just voting for it will be a great help in itself.

EDIT: To TJ my own thread. The first of the Nina prints that will be sold off to raise money for the Trust. One like this will be a or one of the prizes for the compo if it happens
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Voted.
Only the 9+ million?
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 14:14, archived)
# The rest were hoping it was his neck
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Many more were too apathetic
And the rest said that IT WAS ALL GORDON CLOWN'S FAULT THERES NO MONEY LEFT
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 14:15, archived)
# everyone else has him on ignore.
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 14:20, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 14:29, archived)
# The rest are using dial up.
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
Top work
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 14:19, archived)
# why couldn't it have been his skull?
or neck, for that matter
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Did you see the dragon down there v?
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 14:39, archived)
# i did indeed
i feel like crap today, the dragon cheered me up.
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 14:40, archived)
# pffft
b3tanews does it again

oh, is this not real?
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 14:48, archived)
# I don't see a helicopter, shark etc.
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 14:52, archived)
#
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 13:36, archived)
# He must be one scary dude!
Arf!
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 14:08, archived)
# ha ha, yes.
Not many people know this, but at every show, he tears his face off when he first goes on stage.

He might look very innocent and teenyboppish on the surface, but there are very dark forces at work here.

Of course, everyone at the show is then killed.

Proof? Have you ever met someone who has been to a Justin Bieber concert? I didn't think so, I rest my case.
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 14:39, archived)
# would you admit it
if you'd been to one of his concerts?
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 14:45, archived)
[challenge entry] This would be a good name for a Goth band
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 12:12, archived)
# my goth band will be call spastic love child and the abortion of doom
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 12:16, archived)
# I was in a band called Clitoris Allsorts
But we changed the name to Pink Panzer.
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 12:19, archived)
# We were The Dukes of the Babel Fish
noone really got what we tried to do =(
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 12:54, archived)
# My old band was called Easy.
We had quite an attractive lead singer and we used to grin like the teenagers we were when she introduced by saying "Hi, we're Easy."
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 13:20, archived)
# My band was called The Prevention
cos we thought we were better than The Cure
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:35, archived)
#
Inspiral Staircases?
or, The 666th floor Elevators
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 12:16, archived)
# The Moody Blacks.
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 12:29, archived)
# An emotionalist and a racist eh?
;)
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Peter Jackson was later persuaded to tone it down a little
smaugmofo
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 11:44, archived)
# Oh Hai Draco!
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Smaug.
Nice swears.
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 12:10, archived)
# There's a Swedish energy supplier named after him
The Smaug-Gas-Board.

And does Mr. Smaug like croissants?
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Grones like...something that grones A LOT
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Oh dear god the puns
He only like croissants made of solid gold.

And drinking champers from his arkenstone cup
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 14:44, archived)
# New products announced

(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 10:51, archived)
# Sequal to LOTR ?
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 11:31, archived)
# no
but planning to make a tetralogy out of it.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 1:29, archived)
# whats an 'ibiot'?
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 11:52, archived)
# An idiot from the iberian coast.
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 11:59, archived)
# they..
erased my other products from the board. :-( And sorry for disappointing but it's not a B, it's the head of a walking idiot on the background producing the visual illusion.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 1:23, archived)
# but
if there is enough demand I can add some extra footage on ibiots and other sorts of pedestrians in the B side of the DVD.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 1:26, archived)
# I shall be using cumin soon.
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 12:08, archived)
# They...
deleted my other product from the board! :-( And sorry, it's not a B. It's the head of an idiot on the background producing the visual illusion. To avoid further dissappointment I will include some extra footage on Ibiots on the side B of the DVD.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 1:21, archived)
# They...
erased deleted my other products from the board. :-( And sorry for disappointing but it's not a B, it's the head of a walking idiot on the background producing the visual illusion.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 1:23, archived)
[challenge entry] New products announced

(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 10:50, archived)
# no stupid presons
I don't get it

And how is this Goth???
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 11:21, archived)
# Naughty shop challenge.
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 11:55, archived)
# isn't the naughty shop for photos in an actual shop
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Yeah but like most compos some people have taken it on a thematic tangent.
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Not a goth. Bite me.
Chloe has learned to spell. Next step: taking over the world.

(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 9:48, archived)
# qeao?
I don't get it?

Also: NING B3TA!
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 9:50, archived)
# bah, b3tan to it :(
G'day Wobblers.
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 10:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 10:18, archived)
#
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 10:26, archived)
# Interesting lip-piercing it has
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 10:28, archived)
# by way of apology for bein a cunt
bit snippy yesterday
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 9:28, archived)
# It's a finely-crafted redex from this end:
"Forbidden

You don't have permission to access /blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/mecunt.gif on this server.

Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request."

Any help?
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 9:36, archived)
# i checked my hotlinking was alright
any joy yet?
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 12:05, archived)
# this b3tta?
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Done!
Flange-tastic!
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 13:20, archived)
# it is BWOKEN
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 9:38, archived)
# just thought you should have left the nose on
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 9:55, archived)
# /pilots to arrakis
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Stick it on b3tards
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry] always talking about cuts and how they're misunderstood...
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 8:18, archived)
# ahaha
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 9:18, archived)
# hahha
nicely
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Nice
Love the pythonesque hand animation too
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 11:46, archived)
# From the up and coming ConDem calender
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 14:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Goth Compare, Goth compare!
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 7:22, archived)
# nice idea
you should have goth'd him up a bit
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 8:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Have you met my sister, Shirley Bindun?
Shirley Bindun?No but seriously - my sister's definitely been done.

Also apologies for plumbing new depths of shitness. The bottom of that barrel won't scrape itself you know.
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 7:12, archived)
# I can confirm that fact about your sister.
also, I find this mildly amusing. HOORJ!
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 8:12, archived)
# Man, I hope she didn't overcharge you.
Personally, I get the family discount.
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 9:22, archived)
# overcharge? discount?
She paid me, my friend.
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Yeah, with every S.T.D. under the sun.
Get yourself checked, mate. And, saying that, you might find that your bishop only moves diagonally from now on.
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 18:58, archived)
# Clarkson?
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 9:14, archived)
# Some say that he wears make-up and pretends to be a vampire, not impressing anyone...
and others say that he only listens to death metal on a loop, and that he hangs around outside music retailers with other weirdos.

All we know is, he's called his mum to pick him up from the Cradle Of Filth gig.
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 9:27, archived)
# Started to draw a thing on that Goggle thinimy before I went out on the lash
Some random b3ta goggler fella joined in, Im dead chuffed with the result. Looks like its been added to since ive been out :)

(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 3:43, archived)
# the bollock hair is all wrong
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 3:48, archived)
# nutbeard
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 3:51, archived)
# what ever happened to straight pubes on a nutsack?
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 3:52, archived)
# humans evolved away from straight pubes as they caused blindness
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 3:53, archived)
# Is that why they use plyers these days?
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 3:58, archived)
# who's 'they'
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 4:00, archived)
# humans
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 4:01, archived)
# oh
then, yes
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 4:04, archived)
# more than 3 hairs per bollock, I agree, but the sentiment is the same ;)
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 3:53, archived)
# I like how the old woman is getting a good throat fuck
;)
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 3:56, archived)
# It started off as a goth with a gun...thats how it ended...
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 3:58, archived)
# The guy in the top right is the 'imaginery friend'
but really he is a cunt
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 4:01, archived)
# way back 'in the day' when Netscape Navigator was the best browser...
there was a website with a plug-in type thingy where you could deface any website. Then, anyone else using the plug-in would be able to see the vandalised website. I miss that
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 3:50, archived)
#
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 10:00, archived)
# Could someone please translate this to Americanized English?
Are we supposed to add something to it? Some kind of last man standing game?
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 4:22, archived)
# I just woke up and first thing I did was check it out
It was still there :)
One of my most creative moments that.
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Hello
flame me as you will.

:)
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 3:43, archived)
#
EDIT: I should clarify this and acknowledge the great SKUG as the creator of the robocop-photoshop in the background.

I simply added the hopping rodent.

(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 3:46, archived)
# Haruumph!
:)
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 3:50, archived)
# rodent on a pogo stick
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 10:12, archived)
#
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 3:50, archived)
# stickdeath
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 3:56, archived)
# "No, please NO"
"LOL I'm gonna kick you in the face after you are dead LOL"
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 4:08, archived)
#
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 7:50, archived)
# Hey Tedmus
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 9:18, archived)
# i did one of these things
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 2:33, archived)
# if I was a millionairess
(only for strong stomachs) I would own shoes that fit
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 2:57, archived)
# Not into feet/ shoes
I did once bang a bird with my big toe though. It was well funny.
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 3:06, archived)
#
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 3:09, archived)
# It was Karry Katona !
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 3:12, archived)
# really!?
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 3:19, archived)
# I fingerbanged many girls in Warrington as a youth
Katona was a schlag
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 3:27, archived)
# Life was incomplete until I saw 'fingerbanged' properly used in a narrative.
I can die now, thank you.
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 4:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Came back from the pub and this happened
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 1:39, archived)
# It could be worse.
It could've happened while you were still in the pub.
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 1:44, archived)
# He says things like
"IF IT IS PRETTY FUCK IT. THERE IS NO GAY"
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 1:45, archived)
# I'd like to volunteer for the role of keeping goths in black eyes.
That's just how I roll.
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 1:48, archived)
# I sort of liked the Sisters of Mercy's "Temple of Love".
But carry on.
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 2:03, archived)
# I haven't seen a goth in real life for years
I might target the Gypsies next, there are plenty of them near me. The problem is, for each Gypsy you gift a right hook to, 100 come back after you.
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 2:15, archived)
# he WILL shit on your bed
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 2:28, archived)
# Anton Chigurh
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 2:31, archived)

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