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DolphinWhipperer ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:58,
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What we have here is a failure to
...chill at a reasonable temperature. Check the thermostat.
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:02,
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Either a giant Paul Newman placing his hand in a normal size giant fridge...
or a giant Paul Newman placing his hand in a giant size wee fridge...or maybe just perspective.
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transparenttown Dead to worse... ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:06,
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I wasn't sure myself.
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DolphinWhipperer ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:07,
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:57,
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Woo! Happy fridges FTW!
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:00,
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Good book. Crap film.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:16,
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no freezer. this is fridge in its essence.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:02,
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He isn't going to be looking so happy once some fatty opens him up and shoves in their meat...
eh? eh?
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transparenttown Dead to worse... ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:02,
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Hahaha lovely. But...
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:09,
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Yay!
Thumbs up.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:34,
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nice face-arm
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:44,
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alright dave
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 23 Aug 2013, 19:14,
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it's never gonna fit..
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:46,
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There'd better be room left
for my trifles!
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:51,
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well we could just eat one of them
and put the other in the top fridge?
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:55,
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Any excuse to eat a trifle...
*scoffs*
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:57,
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i'll fetch my trifle spoon then...
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:58,
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Yeah I know, sort of been done...but I started already so...bloody here.
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transparenttown Dead to worse... ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:53,
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Hehe
Nice to see John Inman on the right, there...
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:54,
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easy...put him on his side and take out the onions
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:58,
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good point
why did i buy onions anyway? nobody eats them... the bloody money I've wasted... i wouldn't mind if... and another thing....
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:01,
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I tied an onion to my belt...
which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say....
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:05,
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prodigy shush...
you're embarrassing me...
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:25,
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What are you talking about?
Onions are superb.
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fuscous ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:19,
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AH! so YOU"RE the one who eats them,
well then, I guess it's ok.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:24,
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Also, they exist in the best Viz Top Tip ever...
"Ladies, increase the weight of your husband's trousers by sewing onions into the turnups".
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:19,
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DolphinWhipperer ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:33,
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Val Kilmer? Or Ötzi?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:37,
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DJ Otzi.
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DolphinWhipperer ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:38,
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Pfft! I will just put this silliness here!
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:45,
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oarsome!
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:47,
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o_O
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:51,
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TRENTON...............!!!
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:36,
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hahahaha
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:25,
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...and then goeth away again
because he forgot the bacon.
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:53,
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a whole week of this, huh
XDTHANKS!XD
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:46,
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has he gone to get a magnifying glass?
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 15:00,
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QWOPPING ALL OVER THE WORLD
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:09,
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hahaha!
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:10,
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Quo
oh oh oh oh
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:13,
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Woop woop!
Letting the days go by...
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:15,
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Ha ha ha ha,
lovely stuff.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:21,
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Hahahaha
*CLICK*
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:23,
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I hate Qwop...is that racist?
Once spent a whole lunch hour trying to cross that line.
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transparenttown Dead to worse... ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:55,
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o_O
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:01,
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1st world problems man :)
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:03,
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LEAVE THE FRIDGE ALONE!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:03,
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There's a small brown bird trapped in it now
Won't someone think of the chilled wren!?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:11,
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Ahaha!
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:14,
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A lady refrigerator went to a Freudian psychoanalyst because she had intimacy issues
After an hour of analysis, the shrink said to her, "It's not your fridge ego, nor your fridge super-ego, it's your fridge id."
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:20,
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BOOM BOOM!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:19,
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Hahahaha but...
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:22,
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Skidpan testing?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:23,
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It's a spang, but it's a *good* spang.
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MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:02,
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This looks like some kind of social experiment
I'm assuming the garden's filled with landmines...
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:14,
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One way to diet
"How badly do you want that delicious cake in the fridge? Enough to risk having your limbs blown off?"
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:21,
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"Freeze!
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fuscous ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:14,
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doodle
... because I just got out of hospital. boo hoo. What's Boney saying here , then? "For the last time, tell your dog to leave me alone!"
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saintsandy Fiat justitia, et pereat mundus ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:46,
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He did
The dog ripped his face off though :( Nice :)
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:03,
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"Come here often?"
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:09,
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"Diet's going well, thanks for asking. Been offered a job in modelling."
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:12,
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Excellent, very Van Gogh...
"Your move, Death."
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:16,
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I'd say Leonardo da VInci meets Alfred Rethel
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:22,
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Of course, Da Vinci
Why did I say Van Gogh? *brain-jam*
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:30,
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"...and then he called me a big fat bastard?!"
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transparenttown Dead to worse... ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:57,
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wheres the fridge. or the cat.
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:11,
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A small tribe of Dave Hill from Slade clones have attempted to make contact with the civilized world.
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T1GG3R ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:45,
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Hmm
I believe some sort of amusing picture featuring an L plate is usually posted about now, Maybe a gif with FAQ on as well.
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:54,
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meh, just saw it + had a giggle. Thought I'd share it with people that might appreciate it
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T1GG3R ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:56,
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thats what the links board is for :)
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:02,
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righteo, haven't posted on here in an aeon so I'm a little rusty. Thanks for that.
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T1GG3R ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:17,
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;)
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:05,
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And the circle is complete...
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:19,
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Ah... the money I wasted in the arcades on this, perfecting the wrong way round steering around corners...
*edit* Scrolls 3 down.... FUUUUUUUUUCK
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:25,
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Have this instead...
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:52,
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Hahaha
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:03,
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Phoned it in,
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DolphinWhipperer ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:14,
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Pfft! :D
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:07,
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Hi and I'll just pop this here
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Lt.Rightenant ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:10,
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"The price was just too high to pay"
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:12,
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the price
of Italian style (apparently)
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Lt.Rightenant ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:23,
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pulp fridgetion
why's this fridge on it's motherfuckin' side?
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:55,
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it's a deep freeze
great for storing dead, uhh, ummm, persons from the equatorial regions of that area south of Europe.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:04,
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Naggers?
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:19,
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:10,
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...and if you spin your monitor: Fridge Racer Revolution
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bigwasteofspace Quality control settings on low ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:49,
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What's up with her waist?
Has she got some horrific wasting disease?
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:50,
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Waist-ing disease?
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:59,
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:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:52,
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:39,
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TARDIS: Tomatoes And Refrigerated Dips In Space
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:50,
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:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:59,
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ahahahah
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:00,
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=)))
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:11,
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Results are in!
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Arclayton ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:36,
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Hahahahaha
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:37,
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Ha! Excellent.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:42,
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yes
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Headsbollockskuntz ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:45,
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Hahah! Splendid!
*click*
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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds. ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:48,
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hahaha
very good!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:48,
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This is great!!
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:02,
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hahah top quality
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:08,
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big smiles here
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dirk speedrift Sit doon ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:18,
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Hahaha!
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xandmi ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:27,
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Ha ha, my favourite so far :)
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:31,
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Hahahaha
Nice one :D
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:07,
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FP on your 2nd post!
Welcome to b3ta.
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Shlvng ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:08,
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needs to work on his replying skills a little
but otherwise an excellent start
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:11,
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Probably expected a sea of abuse for a minor FAQ infringement and is still hiding under the bed
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:18,
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Any guidance appreciated!
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Arclayton ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:27,
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just get stuck in
and basically ignore what anyone says in reply, they're all twats.
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new_matt ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:59,
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Thanks all, good to be active at last
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Arclayton ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:25,
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94000 users!
motherflipper.
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new_matt ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:58,
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half of those are 3 people from the talk board with their sock puppet accounts
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:11,
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and at least 12 of those are active!
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The Goderator trumped and you smelt it ,
Sat 24 Aug 2013, 10:24,
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haha
proper good that
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oCo ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:06,
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Pfft!
I like that!
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GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:44,
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Ha! Ace.
Welcome.
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:10,
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a lady fridge
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:25,
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"I like 'em cold"
said Jimmy
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Elvis impersonator ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:28,
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:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:29,
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Arf!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:43,
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moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:05,
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*sings* It's cold inside...
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:11,
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I need to update this to include a revised section on drive plate maintenance...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:24,
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No, no, no, NO
Lose the stupid "stretch" ship, and revert to the proper "stubby" one. The "stretch" only appeared in the remastered episodes, and series 8 which is now on a discarded time-line. Thankfully. It should look like "...a clenched fist clutching a shuttlecock". </fanboi geekout>
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moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:53,
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Never did find out what they were mining.....
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:08,
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judge62 Captcha must die!! ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:31,
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YES
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:45,
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Fridgeon!
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DolphinWhipperer ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:03,
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Just a simple tale of two tramps, one's a pigeon, the other's a fridge.
And their trek across the united states on a journey of self discovery.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:14,
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I hope you're gonna make a movie with this
sounds good
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Elvis impersonator ,
Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:30,
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