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# Good thing the compo came along, board was getting so slow the cobwebs were starting to build up again
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 16:03, archived)
# Top weirdness here
Lovely cock and regulation pubes. All is in order. Kerlick
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 22:54, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 17:07, archived)
# Haha... ^This^
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 20:06, archived)
# Yes
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 3 Apr 2014, 17:29, archived)
# Hahaha this works
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 23:01, archived)
# Haiiya!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:53, archived)
# Nice wrist action there,
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 21:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:51, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:53, archived)
# That saddens me with its accuracy....
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 17:23, archived)
# sinister =)
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 3 Apr 2014, 17:33, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 17:34, archived)
# I will still risk it........
these are all of the win - as is the pic !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 22:38, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 23:01, archived)
[challenge entry] This beta-esque enough for you...
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:28, archived)
# That logo was the first thing I ever photoshoped
changed to Beats, for a club

(All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain)
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Sun 6 Apr 2014, 12:28, archived)
# brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Classic :-)
Edit: May as well slide this one in here:

(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:32, archived)
# haha
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 3 Apr 2014, 17:31, archived)
# the onan only
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 18:39, archived)
# hahaha
Not seen this before. Hahaha. Clicks like a loon
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 23:02, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:39, archived)
# Stop b3ta.
We have a winner
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:45, archived)
# Fab!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:53, archived)
# beautiful work
click and congrats on the FP
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 16:17, archived)
# Congratulations
I think you just won the Internet.
(The Louce, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 16:28, archived)
# Splort-tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 16:51, archived)
# very nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 17:59, archived)
# ooh nice
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 3 Apr 2014, 18:11, archived)
# Gee-Nee-Yus
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 18:29, archived)
# Oh My
Insta win. End of Compo
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 23:04, archived)
# Instaclassic!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 8:59, archived)
# I am unblinded
Every now and then I see something that will forever change my perspective.

This is such an instance. Forever more I will look at the innocent Disney logo differently.
(justin(e), Fri 4 Apr 2014, 9:16, archived)
# wunderbar!
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:14, archived)
# Ooooh, Disney
photo tumblr_m45087VU7z1rvdrd1o1_1280_zps5a16faec.jpg
(havfunky, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:15, archived)
# ooh donald
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HervE5PbPPA
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 4:49, archived)
# Strangely hypnotic
and full of win.
(grundig Down goes Frazier! Down goes Frazier!, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 19:28, archived)
# I say,
well done that man.
(showman, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 18:38, archived)
# That's
why I joined this site :)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 22:30, archived)
# This is... just...
lost for words. Beauty in its truest form.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 3:21, archived)
# Cheezburger
Someone posted this here cheezburger.com/8139457792

with source 'unknown'. Naughty.
(I helped save b3ta! crispy duck, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 15:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Pea

(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:11, archived)
# Skillful drawing about horses = hoof arted
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:13, archived)
# Gabba
(PunicaGranata (:Þ, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 21:10, archived)
# top giffage :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 21:15, archived)
[challenge entry] these aren't the androids you're looking for
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:00, archived)
# *click**
*bonus star wars points
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:02, archived)
# that's a clickin'
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:57, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:59, archived)
# well done, Atmoic
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 18:37, archived)
# Rasistowski draniu...

(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 22:12, archived)
# It's been a while...
Just had to get this out of me head loik...
(daunkle, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:39, archived)
# I'm not a fan of
Wildotidotam
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:47, archived)
# inspired
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:53, archived)
# Old topical repost from when Posh Spice was designing a car for Range Rover
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:06, archived)
[challenge entry] qwazy
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:35, archived)
# :D they should totally do that
much nicer face
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:40, archived)
[challenge entry] they didn't show any interest in my other suggestion :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:45, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:01, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:46, archived)
# i don't like quaker's grin
it's all kinds of creepy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:51, archived)
# That hat was made for Quark
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:57, archived)
# woohoo ducky!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry] can I pea this?

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:14, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:16, archived)
[challenge entry] why not, I'll pea this one will you're at it
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:18, archived)
# arf!
silly person!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:22, archived)
#
The horse can pee kids
(ape of greatness, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Spose as I started all this nonsence I better put mine up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:04, archived)
# is that their new logo? hadn't paid attention to that
what's this magical green gas they've discovered?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:14, archived)
# colour of burning cash
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:30, archived)
# ^that
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:30, archived)
# if it smells, who do you report it to??
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:15, archived)
# Dial 999 and report a gash leak.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:39, archived)
# they've teamed up with vosene?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:22, archived)
[challenge entry] haha
Here is a pea from about One Million Years Ago

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:53, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:07, archived)
# As a former employee of said multinational, I endorse this message
And the piper was popularly known in the company as "the prancing poof".
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 19:06, archived)
[challenge entry] mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 13:44, archived)
# Mmmm, is it lunchtime?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 13:12, archived)
# you vertical flipper you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 13:29, archived)
# I wasn't me
*edit
someone has hacked my b3tards acct..
how droll
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 13:31, archived)
# they were doing it to robney yesterday
further attempts to put people off using b3ta I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:12, archived)
# Ah..
well, they're welcome to all my crappy uploads..
So Rob still thinks we're still competition ; )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:19, archived)
# they can have all mine, they're fucking shit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:38, archived)
# HAHAHA
Love this
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 13:44, archived)
# norks!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:13, archived)
[challenge entry] rebranding...
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:58, archived)
# fridge magnate
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 13:11, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 13:26, archived)
# haha
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 3 Apr 2014, 13:58, archived)
# just chillin' with me croissants
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:14, archived)
[challenge entry] B3ta-esque enough?
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:42, archived)
[challenge entry] threadrush!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:43, archived)
[challenge entry] As we're rushing, have a NWOT
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:49, archived)
[challenge entry] And another
I'm Safiya, fly me...
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:50, archived)
# Haha brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 13:32, archived)
# heh heh
nice shoppage
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 13:40, archived)
# Very well defined pubes
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 13:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:14, archived)
[challenge entry] I found this I think it should win the compo
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:42, archived)
# I most heartedly agree
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 13:37, archived)
# Indeed
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:09, archived)
# There's definitely something Metal Mickey-like about that chap.
Also *cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:23, archived)
[challenge entry] From 2012.
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 4:20, archived)
[challenge entry] you-hoo!
(nattydread, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:39, archived)
# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Every week, we ask a question, and the funniest and best answers go in the newsletter.

Vote for next week's big question from the following four suggestions:

Loopholes - As a counter-point to last week's question on petty officialdom - tell us about how you've put one over on The Man.

More money than taste - Friends, relatives, colleagues and acquaintances who have far too much money and insist on blowing it on utter wank. Tell us.

Biggest opportunity I've blown - I was once offered the chance to co-present a programme on the radio. Audience of millions. I was that bad. I have since burned my copy of the pilot show.

Fifteen seconds of fame - Warhol was wrong about his fifteen minutes. If you're lucky you get three seconds in the background on the local TV news, gurning at the camera. We've done this before, but tell us of your fleeting (or not so fleeting) media appearances.







Vote closes later this afternoon.

Don't like these topics? Got an idea for next week? Leave a suggestion.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:37, archived)
# all of the above, rolled into one
actually, biggest opportunity sounds like a potentially good read
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:01, archived)
# ^what he said
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(nattydread, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 13:33, archived)

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