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# First attempt....
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I fear this challenge requires skills I don't have... any tips ??
(awaits barrage)
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(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Austerity bites hard...
I've been trying to make things appear more stencil-like too

I used topographic effects and shifted the brightness down for this one
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 12:38, archived)
# But this is brilliant....
I only have a very cheap photo editing program that was free with a camera about 7 years ago :(
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 13:08, archived)
# Had a play with brightness and saturation...
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Maybe I will get there :(
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(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 13:15, archived)
# Tis good
and it looks like Phil's flipping the bird even more now :)
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 14:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Settling for this...
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(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 22:05, archived)
# No need to splash any cash :)
I use Gimp (poor mans tattyshop)
and I believe Tattyshop CS2 is now free from Adobe *edit may be bollocks having looked at adobe download page
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 13:31, archived)
# Tattyshop CS2
Go here:
https://www.adobe.com/cfusion/entitlement/index.cfm?pid=4485850&e=cs2_downloads

Username: [email protected] Password: b3tab3ta

Edit: When installing this on Vista, Win7 or Win8 DON'T install to C:\Program Files (x86)\. Instead install to C:\Tattyshop\ otherwise installer will complain.

And then turn off the option to check for updates as not needed as there aren't any updates
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 13:48, archived)
# Top linkage Mr Batter
Cheers :)
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 14:06, archived)
# If you start with Gimp, then Photoshop is shit.
And vice versa. They are about as good as each other for what we use them for. So it really does depend on what you are used to.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 14:17, archived)
# I shall stick with Gimp out of pure laziness probably
but finding a few slight limitations at times lately so good option for those circumstances possibly
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 14:25, archived)
# Confuddlement
I find they are both as confusing as each other in totally different ways. Can be quite a steep curve into either product. It amazes me how fast some people on this board throw something together.

Try www.getpaint.net/ as that is free and simpler.

Or a true artist uses MS Paint.

Edit: Yeah yeah... I know... Links is over there ---------
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 15:11, archived)
# Ta, I like a bit of..er...wait...I...er.....what's the serial number???!!!
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 21:51, archived)
# like it
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 13:45, archived)
# Phil's got a bit of leakage.
I suppose it's to be expected at his age.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 12:49, archived)
[challenge entry] heh heh.........mine's not a Banksy but meh
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 13:43, archived)
# I don't follow, but it's hurting my eyes/brain
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 13:48, archived)
# *tries to help eyes/brain*....*makes things worse*
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 14:14, archived)
# Oh my word
You've trompe-l'œil'd all over that house
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 14:33, archived)
# ahh, the grey/shadow was already there
lovely stuff
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 14:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Good Friday 'noon all


It's Easter weekend, there's not a cloud in the sky, so of course both kids have suddenly developed The Lurgey...

Anyway, have some biting satire.

EDIT Thanks peeps. Sorry to be ignorant but first time I've got back to the PC after posting :o/
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 12:22, archived)
# biting satire on good friday?
heretic
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 12:26, archived)
# Brilliant !
*click*
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 12:27, archived)
# BOOM! FUCKING SATIRE!
Have a clicky
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 12:39, archived)
# Too little biting satire around these days
Woo :)
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 13:33, archived)
#
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 9:58, archived)
# He should get a hawaiian sling
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 11:35, archived)
#
ill hawaiian sling you around see how you like it
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 11:58, archived)
# Or a Borat swimsuit
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 12:18, archived)
# abdomen gills, so fashionable this easter
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 11:51, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 21:44, archived)
# I've seen him
down t' swimming baths
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Fap city bitch
Grand Superslam

I don't know what I'm doing.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 9:48, archived)
[challenge entry] That kid has a massive iPad!
Have a pea btw


(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 11:14, archived)
# A pea?
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 14:52, archived)
# I do love a pouting airliner.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 21:45, archived)
[challenge entry] morning
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 8:01, archived)
# also news
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 8:52, archived)
# Why did the press not ask these questions before the election?
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 8:56, archived)
#
She said: “They weren’t budgie smugglers’, but they were not down to his knees, either.”
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 9:41, archived)
# Won't anyone think of the poor jellyfish :'(
Woo :D
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 10:22, archived)
# Richard Branson wearing the red shorts
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 21:20, archived)
# Very silly.
And thus excellent..
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 21:49, archived)
# While certainly cocks,
they cannot be said to be crudely drawn.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 15:17, archived)
#
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 2:38, archived)
# This woman is suffering from wind between the ears.
Brainfarts.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 2:48, archived)
# I CAN FLY HIGHER THAN AN EAGLE
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 3:10, archived)
# also, I liked that movie too
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 3:16, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 4:02, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 8:26, archived)
#
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 3:20, archived)
#
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 3:37, archived)
# stop hitting yourself stop hitting yourself stop hitting yourself stop hitting yourself
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 4:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Deer Crossing
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 0:31, archived)
# or for the less affluent

Yup, sorry. It's a cheap joke.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 3:52, archived)
# CONFIRM IT'S HIS GUN, DAMMIT!
1425248_10153645544440374_453466946_o
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 23:59, archived)
# arf! ...also, ballsticks
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 0:33, archived)
# also, I liked that movie
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 0:36, archived)
# also:
also
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 2:06, archived)
# We really are very proud of you pedro
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 2:17, archived)
# Pfffft
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 2:46, archived)
# We really are!
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 4:01, archived)
# Banksy played guitarrrrrr
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 23:52, archived)
# Haha excellent choice.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 23:56, archived)
# So that's the guy
who puts all the tart cards in phone boxes
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 23:57, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 1:11, archived)
# he's got something stashed in his Y-Fronts......
no cock can be that big shirley
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 6:45, archived)
# Merry Easter!
Have an animated joyful hymn to the true meaning of Easter...
youtu.be/jjELrtA6Fv8
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 22:50, archived)
# 9 years, 5 months and 15 days
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 23:09, archived)
# meanwhile...
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 23:13, archived)
# Haha could not quite reach the diet coke
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 23:16, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 23:23, archived)
# hey olde timer, there's a funky new links board for that
very good by the way
: D
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 23:10, archived)
# WHA
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 23:53, archived)
# you need to type louder around Mofaha
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 0:44, archived)
# WHAAA????
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 1:49, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 2:06, archived)
# Wow this here internet is clever isn't it
Thanks!
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 0:54, archived)
# tis a wonderous holy time
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 23:47, archived)
# Hahahaha SHOT!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 23:51, archived)
# Eat a cuntful of shit
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 23:53, archived)
# You know, I'm reading this back
and I'm starting to suspect it sounds a bit harsh.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 4:02, archived)
# Unless it's his hobby, of course
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 7:29, archived)
# Also:
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 23:56, archived)
# excellent!
But, you know /links
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 8:12, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 21:33, archived)
# Zombie rodents attack!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 21:53, archived)
# sawdust is so bracing
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 21:55, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 21:56, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 21:59, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 22:05, archived)
# arf!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 22:31, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 22:40, archived)
# ha
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 23:54, archived)
# guffaw!
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 0:34, archived)
# I like this
I LIKE THIS
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 8:15, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 14:24, archived)
# Quickly get it back up your bottom
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 22:01, archived)
# Genesis

Happy Easter
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 21:11, archived)
# Nano-nano
A very merry easter =)
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 21:19, archived)
# Looks like my bum hole
:)
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 22:00, archived)
# You've not been using the GEL.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 22:01, archived)
# eeeewwwwwwwww
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 23:20, archived)
#


Saw this and thought of this ^
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 20:50, archived)
# Very nice!!!!!!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 20:56, archived)
# Thanks!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 21:10, archived)
# Who said nuclear power was dangerous? Looks safe to me!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 21:13, archived)
# Oh no, these are coal powered teapots.
It's sellafield that does the green tea.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 21:15, archived)
# nicely done
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 20:59, archived)
# cheers man!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 21:10, archived)
# Excellent
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 21:53, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 22:17, archived)
# Has a surreal quality.
'clicks'
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 21:54, archived)
# When I was making it I was thinking of Jonathan Meades's critique on how grand concrete architecture can't be liked only tolerated and as a result much is done in culture to use diminutives to relate to it.
Then I went and made a tea.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 22:17, archived)
# I could sort of hear the atmosphere in your pic.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 23:56, archived)
# that was the wind between my ears
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 0:35, archived)
# Wowsers
clicks
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 21:56, archived)
# Thank you!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 22:21, archived)
# Lovely
:)
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 22:07, archived)
# xx
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 22:30, archived)
#
yay and fp this now
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 23:22, archived)
# Thank you!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 1:07, archived)
# I like this
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 7:30, archived)
# I appreciate that you like this.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 1:08, archived)
# nicely done
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 8:26, archived)
# Cheers
Your praise is most welcome of all.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 1:08, archived)
# This one goes under 'Now why didn't I think of that?'
But it's great so *click*
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 9:38, archived)
# Well to be fair I just expanded the idea, I can't take full blame.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 1:09, archived)
# Glorious!!! \o/'
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 14:20, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 1:09, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 21:24, archived)
# Cheers man!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 21:33, archived)
# Awesome :)
Is that Didcot?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 22:29, archived)
# .
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 20:38, archived)
# Ornate ... this must have taken hours
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 20:42, archived)
# Nicely done.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 22:00, archived)
# This is great
Woo would click again.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 22:06, archived)
# BEAUTIFUL work
Love it
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 22:07, archived)
# cheers! :)
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 23:29, archived)
# nice stuff
you wouldn't happen to know a bobby abbey, would you?
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 18:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Subtle change
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 20:35, archived)
# :D had a shit
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 20:38, archived)
# Oh my
:D
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 22:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Definitely a banksy
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 19:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Apparently he paints, rather than stencils


Edit: just realised I might have nicked another of Ya What's ideas unintentionally. In the interest of fairness, and not being a dick here is his version of Wile E Coyote's take on Banksy.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 19:09, archived)
# Thanks!
High Praise!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 19:46, archived)
# tanks for da dubbal dutch
Praise slovis

(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 19:50, archived)
# haha brilliant
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 21:03, archived)
[challenge entry] ha
here's a pea from 2010 : P
Pranksy!

(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 16:01, archived)
# cheers skipper
nicely done too.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 10:06, archived)
# cheers chief
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 19:08, archived)
# *sniff*
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 20:46, archived)
# Haha
Nicely :)
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 21:55, archived)
# It's almost rabbit shitting chocolate eggs time...
J3sus


I did some things whilst I was away.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 17:42, archived)
# Bitey bitey
J3sus
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 17:43, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 17:45, archived)
# "Peter! Peter! You can see your house from here"
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 17:56, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 21:52, archived)
# he nailed that one
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 17:52, archived)
# No more... that'll do pig
J3sus
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 18:05, archived)
# pfft
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 18:10, archived)
# haha he's crossed
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 19:32, archived)
# if this was mohammed we'd all be bombed by now
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 20:15, archived)
# I can arrange that...
Pin drop

The first time I told this to a group of Islamists I could here a pin drop...

So I ducked for cover.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 0:04, archived)
[challenge entry] rub it! rub it harder!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 17:27, archived)
# I am so glad that is not animated
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 17:34, archived)
# It is... He's just doing it reeeeeally slowly.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 17:52, archived)
# looks like it's true, what they say about foot size
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 17:57, archived)
# big socks
*to wank in to*
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 18:16, archived)
# Ha ha,
I too am so glad this is not animated. :)
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 3:30, archived)

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