*gets flashbacks of Pedantichrist on TV*
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:08,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Books that should exist"){kind=small}
Turning cum into an in-cum
Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 12:41,
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I'll (lazy) lob this updated pea here...
VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:02,
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Phwoar! Reminds me of...
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:04,
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That puffin'sgot the jester's shoes alright!
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:03,
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she likes to wear a pearl necklace whilst browsing pictures of cocks
Elvis impersonator,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:20,
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Is it just one pagethat says 'Don't even try'?
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:04,
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yeahI guess it's more of a leaflet than a book...
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Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:10,
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hahaI believe it used to be titled, "Why is Mummy acting like an irrational, evil bitch, Daddy?
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Q4nobody,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:55,
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yeah that was the 70's versiontimes change I guess.
( Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:32,
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Designed for ease of shoplifting.
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:07,
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Tenuous repost...
First ever FP. *prouds*
EDIT Anyone actually going to get around to taking the past compos off the posting options or does that take too much time these days?
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 12:19,
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Excellent! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 12:35,
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Now this is an audiobook I'd love
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:08,
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NO! The crossdressing challenge didn't win the vote
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 12:17,
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haha, brillI'm unable to find my Janeane Gruffalo cover, so please imagine it here
Edit/ found it, probably shouldn't have bothered
(Edit/ found it, probably shouldn't have bothered
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 12:19,
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it looks a little like when britney shaved her head
plentyofants more ghee, vicar?,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 12:42,
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This one is so old it's from when the b3ta uploader gave files a number instead of a name
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 12:04,
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My daughter loves this book. I have to read it with a straight face.She also says "The rabbit knobbed me!" when it bumps her with its head to attract her attention.
Unrelated and tenuous pea for compo...
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:40,
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nice*adblocked*
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 12:32,
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Ha!Unfortunately you're using a few four-syllable words there so Daily Mail readers may not compute.
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:41,
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Why include UKIP voters?Unless you somehow think it's perfectly rational to allow feckless British people to sit at home on benefits* while plugging the gaps in the economy by importing cheap foreign labour, and suppressing the wages of our own citizens who do want to work?
(* not talking about those genuinely looking for work, or those with genuine disabilities etc. Talking about those who could work, but don't want to look for a job because they prefer someone else to do it for them. Yes, I know you lefties love to pretend that these people don't exist, and that all benefits claimants are genuine, poor, downtrodden people - but unfortunately it's a reality.)
(Prepared for the flaming from the B3ta massive, who love their ad-hominem arguments because they can't be bothered to engage in rational debate)
(,
Wed 30 Apr 2014, 22:02,
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(* not talking about those genuinely looking for work, or those with genuine disabilities etc. Talking about those who could work, but don't want to look for a job because they prefer someone else to do it for them. Yes, I know you lefties love to pretend that these people don't exist, and that all benefits claimants are genuine, poor, downtrodden people - but unfortunately it's a reality.)
(Prepared for the flaming from the B3ta massive, who love their ad-hominem arguments because they can't be bothered to engage in rational debate)
It's polite to give other people a chance to post stuff.I'll await the next pic in 20 years.
PS Nicely!
(PS Nicely!
spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:30,
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A ciggie?Surely all the hepcats are sucking on those vapour things now.
( thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:36,
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haha ace, it reminds me of an old mitch hedberg jokeis a hippopotamus and hippopotamus or just a really cool opotamus?
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sock more tea vicar?,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:45,
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i see the banksy compo is still open
plentyofants more ghee, vicar?,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:09,
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anyway, it gives me a place to repost this for the new compo
plentyofants more ghee, vicar?,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:11,
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Likewise
I am aware this is a confusing amalgam of book/DVD and "video"
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:24,
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they stay open until the newsletter comes out usually
HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:14,
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The newsletter seems to have given up on the image challenge.It's been completely absent from the last couple I skimmed through.
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Captain Howdy,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:19,
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I think more likely just given up on the Newsletter:(
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:24,
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perhaps that's why the challenges haven't been closingthere seem to be 4 on the go at the moment
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:24,
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I thought the newsletterwas just one long advert for UsVsThem now
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:25,
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you got there before my fingers could type it plentyofants more ghee, vicar?,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:26,
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Dunno whether the powers that be have given up on this place, but we're all about to be herded into trucks and forcibly deported over to a glossy, bandwidth-sapping mash of reddit and linkswith no place for pictures we've made or cheeky banter, just an endless procession of LOL, KITTUMS
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:49,
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Hooray!Wait ... no ... ¡unhurray!
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 12:14,
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Nice.Preferred his sci-fi stuff, with the notable exceptions being 'The Wasp Factory' and 'Walking on Glass'.
( Captain Howdy,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:28,
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this plus The Bridgeoh, and Complicity
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:31,
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Ah, 'The Bridge'.There's a great TV show waiting to happen.
( Captain Howdy,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:38,
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though there aren't any streets in paisley called use of weapons*, so shopping it would be harder*at least, i don't think there are
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:44,
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Help us choose the new Question of the WeekA couple of suggestions for this week's question. Vote!
Fire and firearms: Have you got a big weapon? Do you discharge it in a safe place? Other associated double-entendres are accepted - tell us about burning things, blowing things up and shooting them.
Brits Abroad: Union jack shorts, bulldog t-shirts, bars named after soap operas, hen parties in Malaga, piss-up t-shirts. Tell us your experience of the fucked-up embarrassment that can be the Brit abroad. Alternatively, tell us about your quest to find a decent cup of tea in Moscow.
Vote closes after lunchtime
(Fire and firearms: Have you got a big weapon? Do you discharge it in a safe place? Other associated double-entendres are accepted - tell us about burning things, blowing things up and shooting them.
Brits Abroad: Union jack shorts, bulldog t-shirts, bars named after soap operas, hen parties in Malaga, piss-up t-shirts. Tell us your experience of the fucked-up embarrassment that can be the Brit abroad. Alternatively, tell us about your quest to find a decent cup of tea in Moscow.
Vote closes after lunchtime
Scaryduck LIKES EGG,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:27,
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hahaha, In-man, perfectly named.didn't we do books before? (pearoast)
( Q4nobody,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:26,
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We had children's books as a challenge a while back(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:30,
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books, album covers, movie postersRinse and repeat
But I love it...
(But I love it...
ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 12:37,
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As it is slow and before the comp kicks off...have this.
transparenttown Dead to worse...,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 9:55,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - BOOKS THAT DON'T EXIST BUT SHOULD
This weeks challenge is to think up all the books that don't exist but should:
Gardening and Patio design by Fred West, Henri Paul's book of driver safety.. Etc...
Show us what you want to read. Challenge suggested by robneymcplum
God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 9:54,
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I wish this was more clever but it's not. 
Morrissey Clubbing...so he did find something to wear after all. transparenttown Dead to worse...,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 9:06,
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poor seals, even their children hate them
HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 9:11,
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Loving the wobbleage
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:12,
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obligatory gayshift-themed post --- the Trantula
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 1:42,
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what was she thinking, magenta with grey heels?I'll not mention the eyeshadow.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 2:56,
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does anyone know where I can listen to speedcore
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 3:50,
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in jail, far away PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:08,
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Oh Jesus*smashes screen with shoe*
( thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 8:39,
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IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTEBeds - One word challenge (dolphinwhisperer)
Books that don't exist but should - Gardening by Fred West, Henri Pauls book of driver safety.. Etc...(robneymcplum)
Cross dressing at work - Cameron wearing a twin-set and pearls, Angela Merkel in an SS uniform. Photoshop famous folk or DIY photos (Puromycin)
What space aliens look like - Scientists found an Earth 2 illustrate the myriad possible life forms that might be our neighbours (Jabberwoc)
Vote now, poll closes in the morning
(Books that don't exist but should - Gardening by Fred West, Henri Pauls book of driver safety.. Etc...(robneymcplum)
Cross dressing at work - Cameron wearing a twin-set and pearls, Angela Merkel in an SS uniform. Photoshop famous folk or DIY photos (Puromycin)
What space aliens look like - Scientists found an Earth 2 illustrate the myriad possible life forms that might be our neighbours (Jabberwoc)
Vote now, poll closes in the morning
God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:18,
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alright you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot/ac
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mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Wed 23 Apr 2014, 22:29,
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you forgot lubricated horse cock PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 0:33,
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Ha. Two of my favourite authors
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg,
Wed 23 Apr 2014, 23:05,
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VOTE BEDS YOU BASTARDS drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 23 Apr 2014, 23:28,
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I was hoping for a week of tranny action HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 23 Apr 2014, 23:35,
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Surely you don't need this site for that drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 23 Apr 2014, 23:42,
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WHO ARE THESE BASTARDSthat just vote for whatever is winning? Is it so they can feel like they finally made a difference?
BEDS, YOU CUNTS.
THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES. You can photoshop trannies reading books to space aliens in BED... actually, you should probably do that anyway.
It's settled. Everyone just do that.
(BEDS, YOU CUNTS.
THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES. You can photoshop trannies reading books to space aliens in BED... actually, you should probably do that anyway.
It's settled. Everyone just do that.
Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy.,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 0:55,
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i'm not sure you understand how statistics work or graphic representations there of
( artifus is doing it all wrong,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 0:57,
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If I wanted factsI wouldn't come to b3ta. I'd go to the Daily Mail, thank you very much.
Statistics work however I want them to work, I'm the one who is writing their paycheck.
(Statistics work however I want them to work, I'm the one who is writing their paycheck.
Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy.,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 1:00,
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yeah.That's you sorted, then.
Hope you're well, arty.
(Hope you're well, arty.
Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy.,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 1:03,
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I'm still not convinced that the users that vote are the same people that contribute stories./ac
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 1:19,
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if i vote for crossdressing at work, will it put me on some kind of list? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 0:30,
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shit, I'd like to change my answer, I thought we were voting on the ability to crossdress while at work PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 1:33,
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thanks for the return of the overnight vote:-)
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 1:31,
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don't like /board's fate being decided by a bunch of gayshifters, eh?;P
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 1:32,
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can we just do spoons as a rogue compo? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 1:31,
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a week of spacehoppers and spoonswhat fun!!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 2:08,
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Sorry, it's late and I need sleep. My internet was down for a bit.
An Egg ,D,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 4:02,
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Welcome to HullDon't worry, there's plenty of entertainment: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4338784.stm
( RRNot is a miserable sinner,
Fri 25 Apr 2014, 0:55,
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My name? It's J R Hartley.AwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNGGGGGGRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Thu 24 Apr 2014, 8:03,
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