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# In other news...
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 23:47, archived)
# Haha
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 2:06, archived)
# Music is a lifehack for a good time.
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 6:16, archived)
# Ooof.
Some of that news spilled over to my corner of the world, it's so...evil
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 8:51, archived)
# EYES FRONT!!
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 9:40, archived)
# Pfft 8)
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:10, archived)
# high fives for all
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 22:39, archived)
# I want to live in a world with more comments about this post.
But then it is rather shite! *click* :D
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 23:12, archived)
# the crack of dawn
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 1:18, archived)
# The big arse in the sky.
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 2:07, archived)
#
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 2:12, archived)
# Absolutely splendid!
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 5:30, archived)
# ha
that's weird.
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 2:19, archived)
# if only jj had taken this kind of defacing with such good humour, flouncing prick
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 8:14, archived)
# how dare you be silly and rude on this website!
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 8:36, archived)
# im jelly because you got the popular page and i didnt
i think the lesson to be learned here is 'add cock'
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:13, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 2:26, archived)
# Haha
Putting the p in puerile.
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 5:31, archived)
# He loves dat shit
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 8:53, archived)
# hahaha! brilliant!
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 8:59, archived)
# i
what
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 9:31, archived)
# Oh hai Dave
:D
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:10, archived)
# Every single arts you post makes me smile
Please never stop
(, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 11:25, archived)
# Had to get this out of my head. It's been a while...
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:36, archived)
# oof
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:49, archived)
# One of those hits that gets stuck in your head.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 22:06, archived)
# if this doesnt get FP'ed, I will suck that dog's dick
/ac
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 2:34, archived)
# Yayy, b3ta isn't quite dead yet
b3ta isn't quite dead yet
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 22:08, archived)
# Nice
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 5:41, archived)
# BEEFREETA!!
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 9:42, archived)
# As some-one
who made one of the worst taste jokes (in my opinion) to make the FP, I approve of this post.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 22:30, archived)
# Pfft!

A bit unrelated!
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 23:14, archived)
# very good
:D
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 9:00, archived)
#
o_0
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:10, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 17:55, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 23:15, archived)
[challenge entry] I realised this looked shit but carried on anyway
If I'm gonna waste time making shit, you can at least see it.

(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 2:01, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 17:33, archived)
# When in doubt, disintegrate Jack Black
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 17:49, archived)
# very much ^this^
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 17:59, archived)
# Looks much better coloured in
I like this
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 18:05, archived)
# I can help.
*lobster hands*
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 18:11, archived)
# Very nice!
Now reduce it to the Windows primary colour palette
and pretend it's a Spectrum screenshot... Like everyone else... FFS.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 18:13, archived)
# r cynic loading error 8;008135
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 18:52, archived)
# Clipper claws of fun
I love this.

Also, I don't know whether to be proud or ashamed that I have no idea what a ZX SPECTRUM is. Don't make me google this compo!
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 18:33, archived)
# 10 years on b3ta and you've not heard of the Sinclair Spectrum home computer?
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:15, archived)
# Vaguely. What's weird is that I was programming an HP 9830 (or something) in 1972.
I'm not Bill Gates!
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:01, archived)
# Cowcat Profile Info: "I'm from California"
You're going to have a RIStastic week then!
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 22:14, archived)
# Ah, in that case, he'll be more than familiar with it's North American counterpart,
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 23:07, archived)
# No, but I had a friend who worked at the Atari company.
Things were actually made in the country of origin back then. His dad was one of the first silicon boule engineers. Not very exciting times.
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 0:23, archived)
# I was being somewhat facetious.
During the home computer boom of the early '80s, there were many manufacturers in both the UK (e.g. Sinclair, Acorn, Dragon, Oric, Amstrad) and the US (e.g. Apple, Commodore, Atari, Radio Shack, TI), but not many of the ones made over here were popular or even released over there, although most from there were available here.
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 1:00, archived)
# Like tv shows. Fucking usa. I'm just grateful some station ran The Young Ones.
I still can't believe I was right in the middle of all of that stuff. I even know someone who had 10% of Apple, but whose attorney ran off with the money. Nerd history.
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 2:26, archived)
# Nice.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:14, archived)
# cool
the mars attacks bubblegum cards are quite gruesome, despite them toning down the violence a bit
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:45, archived)
# Why can't we all just get along?
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 22:01, archived)
# Ooooooo
I like this
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 23:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Profound apologies for the banality of this lack of effort.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 16:58, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 17:05, archived)
# Subtle, took me a minute
I was looking for willy, not Willie heh
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 17:27, archived)
# I was wondering what the stewardess can see
under that cloth...
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 18:14, archived)
# His Red Headed Stranger
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 18:43, archived)
# "While you're down there..."
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 5:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Only so much sellotape a cassette could ever handle...
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 15:18, archived)
# we played that tape till you could see through the ribbon
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 15:23, archived)
# Yep. And a foot of tape in the middle was stretched out thin as a wire...
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 15:49, archived)
# haha
perfect
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 15:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Have some peas






I miss my speccy with built in tape-deck. The top of the play button snapped and fell out so I had to jab a compass into the gap of the tape-deck and use it to twist the play button. Ahhhh those were tup days.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 16:38, archived)
# I love that Lords of Midnight one.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 16:57, archived)
# Ahahaha
Horace goes dogging
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 5:38, archived)
# I miss the smell of hot stretched magnetic tape.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 16:58, archived)
# Bloody luxury. In my day we were using the sellotape to hold the 32k RAM pack to the back of the ZX81.

In a shoebox in the middle of the motorway.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 22:08, archived)
# 32k? You were lucky! We had to make do with 16k
in a paper bag in a septic tank.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 23:14, archived)
# Don't forget the pack of frozen peas
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
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# PLAY THIS NOW
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 15:05, archived)
# o hai atomic
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 15:06, archived)
# *delurks*
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 15:25, archived)
# de and re.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:56, archived)
# STFUCM
(, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 16:36, archived)
# This is the best pixelated misplaced eyed cat picture i have ever seen
:D
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 16:14, archived)
# Buy the Currah speech pack for this.
It goes "Mnnnnnngggghhhhh"...
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 17:02, archived)
# Load this to the fp now!
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 22:04, archived)
# YES
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 23:17, archived)
# oh my -- I'm kinda flattered
they both look like top-cat without his hat
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 2:38, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 9:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Sinclair what ? Can you speak up a bit.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:24, archived)
# Ha ha
As a man, I bet you would like to know how I know what that is...
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, since we're reposting
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:42, archived)
# nice
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:46, archived)
# heh
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 15:15, archived)
# I want one
I would LOVE some of these
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 12:52, archived)
# *listens closely*
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:57, archived)
# *puts in ear*
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:47, archived)
# Homerton A&E Department 1987.
The nurses used to keep one of these in the fridge for the stroppy patients who for some reason would decide to get their vaginal discharge checked out whilst drunk on a Saturday night. Trufax.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 22:11, archived)
[challenge entry] $12bn? That's a lot of tapes.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:23, archived)
# exactly the same for b3tards
: (
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:24, archived)
# I've resorted to imgur
I feel like a hipster knob.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:32, archived)
# likewise
sad days
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:11, archived)
# I just wonder what happened to robtoo
is he even alive?
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:19, archived)
# That's what the B3ta jingle's for. If we would only sing it together he might hear it from beneath his rock in the depths of the Lonely Forest on the other side of Mordor.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 17:11, archived)
# Oh god, this is SOOO true!
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 22:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 12:24, archived)
# > FUCK GANDALF
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:15, archived)
# Oh man
gayshift nostalgia
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 15:06, archived)
# Rodney lights a roll-up and starts singing songs about gold.
>_
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:27, archived)
# Trigger does face
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 15:07, archived)
#
Nice and cool
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 4:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 12:04, archived)
# Does this count as a reply?
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 22:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Ok, last one was a bit sick - even for me...
...have this one instead!
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 11:51, archived)
# Better
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 11:52, archived)
# Cheers n00b!
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 11:55, archived)
# ;)
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 11:57, archived)
[challenge entry] 'nother
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 12:05, archived)
# Ahem...
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 13:38, archived)
[challenge entry] zx smugtrum
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 11:29, archived)
[challenge entry] get a pea out
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 11:46, archived)
[challenge entry]


i suppose, technically, she is topless...
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 11:23, archived)
# cracking knockers
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 11:25, archived)
# thanks
*blushes*
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 11:29, archived)
# Is this some kind of bust?
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 11:37, archived)
# Touch me.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 17:14, archived)
# Yeah, but error reports obscured the bottom two lines
not the top...
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 18:11, archived)
# pfft
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 18:19, archived)
# Arts time
Did this to give to a very near and dear musician friend - happy to say he really liked it and it made me feel good too.



And now I'm drawing stupid scribble cartoons for someone - the varied life.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 11:19, archived)
# nicely done
:D
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 11:36, archived)
# Thanks, Moley
Took fecking ages too, but he's worth it.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 12:23, archived)
# V.nice, got a bit of the Van Gogh about it.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:04, archived)
# Yes!
I wanted it to look a bit painterly, you know? Also to use some textural strokes instead of the flat colouring I usually do. Thank you~!
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:18, archived)
# If definately works, gives the hat more more of a material/depth quality
Keep it up....and if you can't, there's always medication.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 15:37, archived)
# Skills! (as always)
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:56, archived)
# :)
You sir, are a gem.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:19, archived)
# Realy nice as always.
Does he own a whippet and drink gravy by the pint!?
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:59, archived)
# Nope, which is sad
Because I like both whippets and gravy.
(, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 11:27, archived)
# Lovely pic. Strange hairstyle your mate's got though.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 22:18, archived)
# Dem sideburns are magnificent
Thank you, also
(, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 11:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Stick with it, it's worth it eventually...
it's worth it eventually...
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 10:33, archived)
#
image challenge winning image newsletter
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 10:34, archived)
# haha.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 10:38, archived)
# R Tape loading error , 0:1
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 11:27, archived)
[challenge entry] similar but different...
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 10:42, archived)
# I think it's crashed.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 11:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Now it's OK again....
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 12:22, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 11:25, archived)
# *Waits for Hulk Hogan*
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:22, archived)
# Shocked to learn that Hello Kitty is actually meant to be human and not a cat
Further investigation brings up this photo of the inspiration
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 10:29, archived)
# I read this on the internets this morning.
All I can say is what a massive pile of steaming guff accidents.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 10:31, archived)
# three hairs per cheek
them's the rules
;P
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 10:34, archived)
# well obviously they stylised her for the cartoon!
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 10:40, archived)
# haha
i just found out that kermit the frog was actually based on a human baby and not a frog

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 10:53, archived)
# arf!
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 10:58, archived)
# ooo scary
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 11:01, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 11:07, archived)
# pffft!
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 11:11, archived)
# I think this should be an image challenge
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 11:14, archived)
# I think Robin Williams has already won with his Fozzy Bear.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 11:18, archived)
# OH FUCK
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 15:08, archived)
# fucking nasty!!
LOL
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 2:32, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 8:15, archived)
# D:
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 10:52, archived)
[challenge entry] i found this...
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 10:10, archived)
# *Fits*
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 10:18, archived)
# Spectrum couldn't do such high resolution or animation effects
;P
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 10:22, archived)
# bugger
what specs were they? i never used one
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 10:23, archived)
# 256x192 but the colour was effectively only 7 bits per 8x8 character
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 10:25, archived)
# you could get a similar jitter effect by not plugging the RCA in properly
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 10:24, archived)
# yeah! this ^
that's the thing i was going for…

*ahem*
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 10:25, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 10:30, archived)
# crackin :)
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 10:28, archived)
# I think this should win
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 11:02, archived)
# It's like Windows 95.
When you booted up and there was a random video driver error so it defaulted to 640x480 with 16 colours.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:09, archived)

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