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# Mmmmm, tofu...
(Gyck Ryder, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Boom!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:08, archived)
# thank god that wasn't a broccoli
Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:16, archived)
# CaulifloWar is hell
/sees if he can get away with the same joke twice
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:20, archived)
# I hope this triggers an eruption of Cheddartoa
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:16, archived)
# (worst compo ever) This wins though.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:56, archived)
# Cheers my friend!
\0/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Waldorf Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:40, archived)
# I think he modelled himself on the great leader Salad-in
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Russian Cauligarch
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:39, archived)
[challenge entry] haha
knew it was a Ninj, repost for the compo.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:50, archived)
# :)
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:12, archived)
# Ewww...
Where's my gnopsed Minister for Civil Society then?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:57, archived)
# Soon, soon...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Vegetable piranhanas...


...can skeletonize a pineapple in under 30 seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:31, archived)
# very hatstand =)
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Silly apple




Everyone knows that Muhammed is a pineapple.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:27, archived)
# nice
That bottle in pic 3 looks like Sam the Eagle?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:51, archived)
# Is that a question or a statement?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:31, archived)
# *burns embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:15, archived)
# Peas be upon him.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Computer debugging would be a lot easier...


...at least when it came to memory leeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Dishing out justice


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(Testricals Having a dump, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:12, archived)
# "I AM THE SLAW!!!!"
Have a click LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:07, archived)
#
That looks uncannily like Zig or Zag. Had to delurk to say that. Sorry, as you were.
(Wuffles, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 22:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:05, archived)
# BANANA!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:20, archived)
[challenge entry] from another challenge:
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:21, archived)
# o hai catnipppp
/ac
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:45, archived)
# I don't think Dees was deluded
I also don't think he actually believed his delusional ramblings. He did, however, know his clientele well, and knew that they'd buy expensive prints of his works.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:27, archived)
# Bananaluminatti
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:18, archived)
[challenge entry] pip of apple
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:57, archived)
# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
It's Thursday, which means a new QOTW - the best and funniest answers ending up in the newsletter.

Help us choose a new question from the following suggestions:

Who do you love, and why? - Get really loved up. It can be anyone from fiction or in real life.

Amazing coincidences - I was about to suggest "Amazing coincidences" as a question when somebody else suggested it. WOW.

Dates Gone Wrong - Ever gone on a date when "she" turned out to be a male university lecturer in his 50s who tucked his shirt into his Y-fronts? No, me neither.

Worst Advice Ever - "Yellow snow is a natural phenomenon and is perfectly safe to eat". I got into a lot of trouble telling this to the local kids.






Vote closes after lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:52, archived)
# Dates gone wrong
September 9th 2001

I'm here all week!
(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb โœ…, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:55, archived)
# hang on. The question was:
Who do you love and why?
Get really loved up. It can be anyone from here or in real life. Just put that love in so hard that they cry through their penis or gush from their strange.
(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb โœ…, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:57, archived)
# you're forgetting that scaryduck is a prick
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:04, archived)
# *tries to resist* *fails*
Who Whom
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:34, archived)
# failed resist throw?
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:12, archived)
[challenge entry] We would read about our veggie leaders faults and secrets on an only slighly different platform.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:48, archived)
# nice beard :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:51, archived)
# very good
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Barack Tomata
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:27, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Now do Kim Jong Prune ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:31, archived)
# he was always my favourite Muppet
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:49, archived)
[challenge entry] well this is as good a time as any for some puntastic gold!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 9:50, archived)
# Honey, d'you wanna run away and get married...?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 9:56, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:04, archived)
# *inserts 'hilarious' response containing something about feeling meloncholy...*
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:04, archived)
# dem greyz..
(Captain Black, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 9:45, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:25, archived)
# Is the victim being pumped with snakebite?
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:32, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - IF FRUIT AND VEG RULED THE WORLD

This week we want to see a fruit and veg ruled the world.
How would we adapt to our cabbagey leaders, would wars erupt between greenhouse factions, how would vegetarians survive?
Challenge suggested by monkeon
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 8:46, archived)
# dogs, you say? cool
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 8:50, archived)
# put it in the options for next week
then everyone will vote for it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 8:54, archived)
# I'm just going to do a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:48, archived)
# YES!
you know, I might actually get off my fat lazy arse and enter something this week
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 8:57, archived)
# enter a dog
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Bow your heads
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 9:08, archived)
# it's a trap!
(Captain Black, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 9:44, archived)
# it's a fap fap fap
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry] have a shitty repost until my hummus comes back.
After all who can deny a parsnip up the frunt?


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(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 9:18, archived)
# What?
Bags totally won the vote!
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:23, archived)
# 3 way tie between dogs, bags and fruit
before I add my vote which was fruit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:30, archived)
# morning, ease yourself in to the day
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 8:15, archived)
# There truly is an album for everything it seems
Explicity illustrated, eh?
*gets popcorn, waits*
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 9:48, archived)
# sexxxy
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:42, archived)
# we have a heat alert tomorrow
even though I hav no dogs or chirrens in my care, do i still have to check the back of my car for either of them when I park?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 3:19, archived)
# WTF, you too?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 3:28, archived)
#
Beheaded Belated Ramadan greetings


(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 3:46, archived)
# Hey Mofaha, does he have to shit in his hand too?
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 3:48, archived)
# No, I have to shit in YOUR hand
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 4:08, archived)
# I've assumed the special secret b3ta stance, so what are you waiting for.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 4:42, archived)
# He already has cowcat, he already has.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 5:11, archived)
# I would say yes, but that might give away what I've done too soon.
*waits for well heated pungent bloom*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 4:38, archived)
# I think you mean check the trunk, right?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 5:11, archived)
# Mobile Gaming
Recently began work on a compact, 9x7x3 portable laptop styled xbox with lcd screen. Doesnt have any disc drive, so all games must be pre-installed. Any recommendations?
(murderingwalmart sometimes enjoys the science of things, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 2:35, archived)
# lots of hot-melt glue sitcks
best i have to offer
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 2:37, archived)
# I have plenty
I was referring to what games I should install
(murderingwalmart sometimes enjoys the science of things, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 2:38, archived)
# Boiling Piss 3: Urine Danger
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 2:53, archived)
# so it's not spelled 'Nimoy' ?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 2:58, archived)
# That would be illogical.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 3:06, archived)
# Not if you lean hard.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 3:13, archived)
# and this is?.....
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 3:13, archived)
# Sorry I have to sleep now
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 3:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 3:53, archived)
# Ahhhh, hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 4:09, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 4:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 5:13, archived)
# HOT MELT GLUE-STICK SAGA
or hot-melt panic
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 2:57, archived)
# I recommend that you brace yourself
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 2:38, archived)
# DO A SHIT IN YOUR HAND
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 2:49, archived)
# I had that on the ZX81
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 3:12, archived)
# Funnily enough I could help


Edit: No, I was about to make a positive suggestion then I remembered FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 3:05, archived)
# That elicited a giggle.
Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 9:49, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:32, archived)
# It's the only newb gif I have and btw fuck off. : )
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 3:27, archived)
# My recommendation? Run, run as fast as you can.

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 4:31, archived)
# yeah ... you should post your polite and reasonable question on a message board which is incredibly slow-moving but where the locals still think a thread with no picture is something to sneer and whine about
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 7:50, archived)
#
yeah ... you should post your polite and reasonable question on a message board which is incredibly slow-moving but where the locals still think a thread with no picture is something to sneer and whine about delete your account and kill yourself
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 8:31, archived)
# yeah ... soz ... that's what I meant ... the auto complete on this phone is well annoying
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 8:51, archived)
# IT'S ALL WE'VE GOT LEFT, MAN
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:02, archived)

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