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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:45,
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what for? concealed weapons?
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 16:02,
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subjlols tiemspooky one liners
are better when they're rhymers
(are better when they're rhymers
God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 14:54,
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roses are red, violets are blue,i have dementia, jaffa cakes Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 14:56,
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By Jove, I think she's got it! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:46,
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if i have, i got it off you Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:49,
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"Roses are red, violets are blue, so are my danglies and I got it from you"
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 16:07,
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roses are red, violets are blue, crabs are too high a price for a screw Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 16:11,
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Its Halloween so read this and then it be seen!Just use that. Job done
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Frogbeat,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 14:57,
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It's spooky it's scary, Rob Manuel is all ginger hairy.Do I win £5?
(,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 14:59,
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it's close to midnightand i'm gonna fuck your pumpkin
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 14:59,
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one, two, Manuel's coming for you Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:01,
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Three four, the internet cunt is at the door.I really could do with the £5...
(,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:05,
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five, six, i'm pretty sure he likes dicks Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:07,
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ahah. ahahahahah. Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:33,
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Frankenstein was a friend of mine, he fucked your mother and then drank your wine.
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:04,
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keep em lit
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:11,
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oh ffsi even know the song he sings to the lady cat
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:26,
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I'm waiting to hear?
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:27,
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if you're ever down in texas, look me up Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:31,
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Why don't the BBC say useful things like "Viewers are warned that the following report contains Tories talking about drugs policy"?
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:07,
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Captain! He is again all time touching my rhyme. 
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:16,
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We ain't no rhymers, we've all got Alzheimer's Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:18,
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a skeleton is for life, not just for halloween Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:22,
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if you rub it enough Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:26,
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pretty much, yes Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:33,
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...also if shaken too hardYou know this is fake, cause she spat it out
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:58,
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Christmas is coming, deccies in the shops, who'll buy an icon and support all this bollocks
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:26,
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Hallowe'en's over; it's fucking Christmas. joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 16:35,
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If you're normal, this isn't your newsletter.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 16:45,
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Ebola, ebola! They drink it in AngolaWith apologies to Um-Bongo!
(I believe the exclamation mark is part of the name)
((I believe the exclamation mark is part of the name)
An Egg ,D,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 23:05,
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haunting your inbox like your recurrent anal warts
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Sat 1 Nov 2014, 3:34,
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don't you hate someone who only takes head and never gives it? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 14:49,
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Nice.I particularly like the way you left the shadow of his head on the tent. Lol.
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:09,
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That's an urine stainGood job on your candle collection
( An Egg ,D,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 23:19,
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must......not.......giggle...... Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 14:19,
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Amazingly Named Children's Clothing CompanyI stumbled across this on facebook, after cleaning the tea off my monitor I thought I should share it with the board...
https://www.facebook.com/SpunkyliciousKidzwear
This should hopefully be a link to same (Didn't auto hyperlink for some reason)
Yes really...
(,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 13:58,
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https://www.facebook.com/SpunkyliciousKidzwear
This should hopefully be a link to same (Didn't auto hyperlink for some reason)
Yes really...
i can only assume they opened a b3ta account the day they got nicked and went on a long stretchthey got out yesterday and weren't familiar with b3ta etiquette, or 'b3tiquette' as I like to call it.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 14:09,
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that's lovely, dear Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 14:05,
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1st post in 8 and a half years isFAIL
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 14:07,
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8 years, first post, most impressiveSo was this what you had in mind when you signed up in 2006?
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 14:36,
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HTTPS links don't get automatically hyperlinkedYou'll notice this with youtube links too, you need to change it to just ordinary unsecure HTTP.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 14:40,
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or stick it on the fridge Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 14:44,
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^ I think everyone means "Hi, welcome to b3ta (which isn't dying on its arse)"
Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:05,
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As a long time lurker home from a similar bid, similarly astonishingly postingThe board needs more of this, but it is good to see that this place is still all fluffy kittens.
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fotav Goodbye Blue Monday, Hello FAIRYLAND!,
Sat 1 Nov 2014, 0:06,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Carry On...."){kind=small}
Dick & Qwerty
issa GIMP, innit sovs?
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 13:37,
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Watch it, whipper-snapper. joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 13:44,
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Shit! I'm on fucking candles!Must have missed last year as I was buying a house on this very day.
Co-incidentally my address is spelt 'Griffon' not 'Griffin', and when I was searching for 'animal carcass vulture' - well, I found out that that ain't a vulture... it's a griffon... SPOOKY!
(Co-incidentally my address is spelt 'Griffon' not 'Griffin', and when I was searching for 'animal carcass vulture' - well, I found out that that ain't a vulture... it's a griffon... SPOOKY!
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 13:43,
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Yeah, but did you do the text in two minutes in GIMP without much care and attention?No, you did it all neatly and shit. What were you thinking?
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 13:49,
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:) I did it about two years ago, I can't remember how long it took. Look at the badger though, that's pretty half-arsed.
( daveyclayton Gosh, is it really,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 14:40,
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The likeness is uncanny. joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 14:02,
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Woa that's some fiery shit.Candles!
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 13:51,
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nicelyand that is A LOT OF CANDLES!
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 13:51,
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If you drink 10 cans of Special Brew and attack a pumpkin with a drill you've got a Halloween Candle-bra.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 13:58,
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i love that filmalso, candles!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 14:06,
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I know, I'm a sucker for package-holiday-scenery-films, even if like that they're ludicrously fake.Carry on Abroad, Shirley Valentine, Captain Corelli's Mandolin, For Your Eyes Only, Mamma Mia. All favouriteses.
But not as good as Jaws and Star Wars, obviously. Got to have some standards.
(But not as good as Jaws and Star Wars, obviously. Got to have some standards.
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 14:16,
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indeedjaws is the fucking tits
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 14:21,
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This is the best Fucklift Fuck that I have ever seen.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 13:23,
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Can I buy one? I want one. Pleeeeaase
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 13:27,
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done!!tell me the location of your secret rebel base and I will send it right over
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 13:34,
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Is there a roundabout at the end -- urethra coming or going, which is it PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 15:47,
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This is the Fucklift that saved b3ta. Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 13:41,
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A Brief History of Thyme.Also: Benefits scrounger.
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 13:51,
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Class. Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 13:54,
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I've lost count of how many times I've reposted this.
( daveyclayton Gosh, is it really,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 14:41,
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hopefully one day it'll get the fp recognition it deserves (IMVHO)
( daveyclayton Gosh, is it really,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 14:42,
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Who wouldn't? joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 13:38,
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Well, obviously with the make-up on. joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 14:36,
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That is one tight fucking corset. >.<
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 1 Nov 2014, 0:18,
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nicely horrificshe's a screamer for sure
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 12:32,
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hide, chorlton!it's fenella!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 14:23,
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Not the best one I've dundid but meh
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 11:53,
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...or Zippy(cue the deathstar/zippy pic)
( Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 12:01,
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That's no moon, George.
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 12:38,
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That's no spoon (produced Star Wars-themed Hallowe'en pumpkin work).
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 12:04,
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Woah!Great effort. I'm about to carve an lego one for my boys and an Evil Queen for my daughter!
( Q4nobody,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 12:19,
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Is Christian Bale really in this one? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 11:05,
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Best Friday 31st Oct evaar - it's gonna piss down here hard from 6pm onwards :DNow I can take down the sign I put on my front door saying 'paedo lives here'
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 12:32,
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Just finished watching thatLeslie Phillips for explorer Charles Muntz
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 10:34,
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is it that thing from the ice age films? :) HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 9:46,
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this.looks.like.me.irl.lols PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 9:52,
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Brilliant. Better than mine........
oh, an ning............
Chumps 👀,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 10:40,
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This is the best misplaced eyed grumpy cat picture I have ever seenXD
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 10:42,
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this is actually quite FAB PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 11:05,
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"Worf! Worf! Worf! Worf! Worf! Worf! Worf! Worf! Worf! Worf! Worf! Worf! Worf! "Or something.
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 31 Oct 2014, 9:59,
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