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# ok, blind animal drawing time. you know the rules, show me your armadillos!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 15:51, archived)
# What a silly idea! :-P
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 15:52, archived)
# i hope whoever beat that camel got arrested
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 15:59, archived)
# Always moaning you are. Right I have had another go
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:05, archived)
# IRL LOLs®
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:07, archived)
# no tail
you lose
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:08, archived)
# Fuck it
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:12, archived)
# i love the shells like that
they're pre-shrugged
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:09, archived)
# poor rat
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:11, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 15:53, archived)
# there'd better be armadillo remains under those tyres
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:02, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:10, archived)
# he's got a spring-loaded neck
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:11, archived)
# Part turtle, part coat hanger.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:13, archived)
# turtle in a curved shell, hanger power!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:16, archived)
# Is this a armoured dildo?!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:15, archived)
# That just brings up a whole shitload of questions.
*backs away*
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:19, archived)
# Backs into it ya mean
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:22, archived)
# *backhands*
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:25, archived)
# *unzips*
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:01, archived)
# if there's anything down your pants that's scaly
i don't want to see it
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:03, archived)
# better than expected
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:02, archived)
# aawww, he's sleeping!
and he reminds me of filburt
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:02, archived)
# *cough*
tyre marks
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:06, archived)
# *sad face*
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:10, archived)
# :(
he's dead
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:14, archived)
# i thought you said to draw a geriatric dolphin's face
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:02, archived)
# cannot unsee
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:05, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:16, archived)
# spooge bob
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:24, archived)
# ski fucklift
jusssayin'
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:25, archived)
#

i think my mouse is fucked
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:05, archived)
# Miss, Miss.... Pedro copied me Miss
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:06, archived)
# if you can't play nicely, i'll make you both sit in the corner
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:12, archived)
# it's an andrex armadillo!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:06, archived)
# the similarity of errors is actually quite amazing
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:08, archived)
# riki tiki...etc...etc...
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:14, archived)
# o hai Mu, rainbow dinosaur
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:12, archived)
# always thought they were a bit camp
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:19, archived)
# in the gay sense, or theatrical sense?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:23, archived)
# same thing
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:26, archived)
# you are correct sir
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:31, archived)
# not sure
one or the other
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:27, archived)
# edwarma dilloband
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:59, archived)
# that is truly disturbing
and looks like joey from friends
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 17:36, archived)
# how you doing?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 18:03, archived)
# with my eyes shut and a cat sitting in front of the monitor.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 17:05, archived)
# road kill
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 17:07, archived)
# They always look so tubular on the side of the road.
In some parts of Texas, they are the only things that you see for miles.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 17:15, archived)
# he's stoned
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 17:38, archived)
# No, just a little hung over
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 17:46, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your newt?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 18:44, archived)
# Since it's the Lord's Day, I will not post any FUCKLIFTS!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 15:41, archived)
# :(
Times time
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 15:42, archived)
# o hai
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 15:47, archived)
# Bye bye
It was fun :'(
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 15:48, archived)
# Where ya goin'? .....we hardly knew ya................We're gonna have a
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:24, archived)
# this is suitably metal
and i now want to listen to in a gadda da vida
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 15:47, archived)
# yeah but...
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:52, archived)
#


(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 15:30, archived)
# fp this now
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 15:32, archived)
# *resets screen to factory settings*
ffs, pedro! size isn't everything!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 15:32, archived)
# oh
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 15:33, archived)
# pedro
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 15:42, archived)
# What is it?
Tits on fucks?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 15:33, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 15:56, archived)
#
hahahahahahahaha
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:02, archived)
# Simon and GarFUCKLIFT
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 12:41, archived)
# Haha. I loved him in National Lampoon's Vacation
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 12:51, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 13:13, archived)
# Hey Frogbeat have you played the free online Fucklift games?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 14:54, archived)
# THANK YOU!
This will stop me annoying every one all day on all boards :D
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 15:20, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 13:37, archived)
# Go Jackie!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 13:41, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 13:41, archived)
# FUCKward bound
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 13:45, archived)
# Folk Rift in the space time continuum
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 13:56, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 14:03, archived)
# Almost 3 hours with no new thread
Hmmmmm if only there was a fuckwagon to jump on
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 15:23, archived)
# if only i could draw
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 15:23, archived)
# Do one of ya drawing challenges :)
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 15:24, archived)
# i might just
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 15:32, archived)
# do it
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 15:32, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:02, archived)
# Stop it
:'(
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:02, archived)
# I like TOAP
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:18, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 15:42, archived)
# Ha!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 18:26, archived)
# Happy 25th Anniversary
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 10:09, archived)
#

(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 10:18, archived)
# Wall Fucked and Lifted!!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 10:40, archived)
# Where's Fucky?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 12:16, archived)
# teer dis wallz dun
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 15:44, archived)
[challenge entry] The Biggest Miss Stake 2014.
Lacklustre Googling, shoddy craftsmanship and a total disrespect for the original image's owners.
T-shirts on sale at Camden Market from as early as the first pint of breakfast.

(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 0:58, archived)
# Haha I like this!
Better then all that FUCKLIFT shite :)
Oh and welcome pull up a FUCKLIFT something something never leaf!
Oh oh, and wood wood wood
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 1:23, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 2:26, archived)
# hahaha great grin, that dirty old bastard
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 7:57, archived)
# hahahaha
just spotted this
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 18:15, archived)
# Ullo.
It's always like that round at Hitler's gaff....crumpet everywhere...
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 2:43, archived)
# Hitler's Gaff
Come for a gas, stay for the crumpet.

Er
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 15:21, archived)
# The 2nd and 3rd place stakes are in the nip!
Phwoar! etc
(, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:09, archived)
# Make it stop
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 23:28, archived)
# CLEVER FUCK
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 23:32, archived)
# #Too Many Trucks... Too Many Trucks#
Woo!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 23:33, archived)
# it's happening
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 23:36, archived)
# Recursive fuck.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 23:40, archived)
# ooh, nice
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 23:46, archived)
# <fuck>LIFT</fuck>
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 0:11, archived)
# How do you know the FUCKCODES?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 1:26, archived)
#
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 22:37, archived)
# Haha
The giraffe for the really high lifting.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 22:38, archived)
# Right up into the giraffters
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 22:50, archived)
# I know the music's shite, but what showmanship...
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 23:23, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 23:24, archived)
# Ha Ha!!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 23:30, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 23:51, archived)
# perfect giraffe pose
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 22:50, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
It's the power of FUCK
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 22:50, archived)
# Marty McFUCK.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 22:52, archived)
# Ha Ha...HOVERFUCK!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 22:56, archived)
# :D
I thought that was the quo in the background for a moment...
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 23:09, archived)
# Where we're going, we don't need ladders.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 23:26, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 23:33, archived)
# also:
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 23:29, archived)
# FUCKRODLIFT
Maybe HOTFUCKLIFT
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 23:34, archived)
# PURE CLASS
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 0:11, archived)
# Thanks for the epic FUCKLIFT Day!......................WE WIN!!! HA! HA!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 0:30, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I really didnt enjoy my self or laugh once!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 1:28, archived)
# I think we know who didn't win...
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 0:32, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
FUCK
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 1:29, archived)
# ^
post#11111111
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 0:39, archived)
# FUCK
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 1:33, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 2:00, archived)
# WTFL!!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 10:11, archived)
# Happy 11111111th post
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 11:51, archived)
# you got post 11111111
I assume this is a good thing!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 22:35, archived)
# Tonight on BBC One..Lift on Earth.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 22:52, archived)
# Haha
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 22:53, archived)
# zebras are shit
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 22:57, archived)
# look again
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 23:04, archived)
# jusssayin'
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 23:31, archived)
# Beautiful.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 18:28, archived)
# Just been checking out Dapper Laughs' site on Wayback Machine.
He's been doing the same jokes since the 90s.



(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 22:23, archived)
# FUCKLIFT TO GO!!!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 22:27, archived)
# SEXTASFUCKLIFT
Nice
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 22:34, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 22:28, archived)
# the man's a buffoon
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 22:38, archived)
# I'm not sure if this is satire or you just took screenshots
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 22:52, archived)
# All the text is of actual jokes he has told.
The Spice Girls one would have at least been topical in the 90s.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 23:02, archived)
# I'd never heard of him until today

he truly is comic sans
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 23:14, archived)
# FP this now
(, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 1:43, archived)
# wacky!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 22:53, archived)
# Once more with feeling:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhvtYMsTAcw

I worry that all this cunt-calling is giving the oxygen of click-licity to someone who until now has deservedly been a non-entity.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 9:29, archived)
# I'd never heard of him before you posted this.
Thank you for helping me find a new target for my hateful outpourings. He's a right cunt indeed.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:01, archived)
# His ITV show
Has just been axed. Ha!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:02, archived)
# Blanked.
I love how no one replied to his piss poor attempt at humour in the food chatroom.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 15:25, archived)
# OK time for something different
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 22:01, archived)
#
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#


(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 22:12, archived)
#
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 22:27, archived)
# FUCKING HEALTH AND SAFETY!!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 22:31, archived)
#
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 22:56, archived)
# ...Top Fuck.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 22:59, archived)
# U.S.A.F.U.C.K.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 23:12, archived)
# XD
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 15:00, archived)
# Also have you seen this? Please be seated!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 22:14, archived)
# HOLY FUCKLIFT!
MIND = BLOWN
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 22:28, archived)
# WTFL?
Wants
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 10:13, archived)
# Does it raise the heel to the height required?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 22:26, archived)
# FUCKLIFT JUST GOT SUM LIFT
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:52, archived)
#
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:58, archived)
# YOU CAN'T HAVE A SIDE FUCKLIFT
What are you doing? :(
Also. FUCKLIFT on every board complete!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 19:01, archived)
# b3ta's dead/lolz
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 19:09, archived)
# I can't keep up!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 19:12, archived)
# STAY ON TARGET!...

[actual sign!]
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 19:45, archived)
# FUCKPRICKLIFT
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 19:48, archived)
# They use the FUCKPRICKLIFT on Talk.
They have pallets and pallets of shit.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 19:53, archived)
# Pleanty
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 19:55, archived)
#
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 20:00, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 20:04, archived)
#
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#
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 20:38, archived)
# say whut?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 21:42, archived)
# PURE FUCKLIFT EVIL
THE DEVIL WEARS FUCKS
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 21:43, archived)
# Check out the FUCKLIFT in the background!
fekkin'kewl
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 21:46, archived)
# OH SHITFUCK!!!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 22:00, archived)
# SHITFUCK just got real.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 22:09, archived)
# FLP THIS
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 19:28, archived)
# But seriously, this is terribly entertaining
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 19:28, archived)
# I can't decide if this is sarcasm or not!
:)
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 19:32, archived)
# Bandwagons are b3ta's lifeblood
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 19:34, archived)
# Bandwagons are shit
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 19:35, archived)
# Well, I usually like them
while they last
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 19:43, archived)
# Freebase was mildly entertaining for a week or so
6 years ago
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 19:53, archived)
# Post some images then to make us laugh :D
Negative comments get right on my FUCKLIFT!

Oh!!! Hahahahahahaha
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post2407029
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 19:56, archived)
# Yet he's still going strong. 9__9..........whut whut?!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 20:49, archived)
# FUCK OFF is he

(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 20:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Sponsorship error...
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 19:31, archived)
# 606: INVALID FUCKLIFT PICTURE
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 19:35, archived)
# When you see it you will be shocked. I was

Click on the link to FUCKLIFT your computer

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post2408892
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 19:38, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 19:42, archived)
# omg
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 19:47, archived)
# Jeebus...that's in FUCKFONT...
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 21:45, archived)
# It's easy, Bitchez...Comply or DIE.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:12, archived)
# Fucklift those fuckers to fuck, fuck
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:15, archived)
# fuck
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:37, archived)
# needs more bum balloons
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:17, archived)
#
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:25, archived)
# HE READ IT!
WE'RE WAITING TOASTY!!!
.
.
.
COME OUT AND PLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:33, archived)
# COMPLY OR...
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:44, archived)
# sorry I'm working, crashing cars in 3d
maybe later
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:48, archived)
# Boooooooooooring
NOW STEP A FUCKING WAY!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:49, archived)
# pfft!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:22, archived)
# HAHAHA
The 3D works really well
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:24, archived)
# Stop going against the grain.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:37, archived)
# If this doesn't get FL'd hard the Mods are cunts
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:17, archived)
# They're cunts anyway.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:37, archived)
# this has everything!
FL this now!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:22, archived)
# That's it! FLP!!!!!!!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:38, archived)
# FL THIS MEGA FUCKLIFTS MOD CUNTS
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:25, archived)
# FUCKLIFT
FUCKLIFT
FUCKLIFT?
FUCKLIFT!

FUCKLIFT!!!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:32, archived)
# new Transformers movie looks promising
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:32, archived)
# AUTOFUCKLIFTS
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:37, archived)
# HAA HAA HAA!!!
FLANFUCKTASTIC!!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:39, archived)
# :))
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 19:36, archived)
#
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 16:58, archived)
# Oh god
What the hell is bum balloons? Im scared
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:00, archived)
# bum balloons?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:00, archived)
# Please dont freak me out
I dont like it :( I had to look at your picture again to make sure I.... oooooooh shhhhhhhh
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:02, archived)
# bum balloons
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:03, archived)
# What ever you do don't google it!!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:04, archived)
# :( why say that!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:27, archived)
# bum balloons
are specially designed balloons inserted into the rectums of persistent farters to catch any and all noxious gas expelled. this will then be used to power a fleet of bum balloon delivery vans.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:04, archived)
# Here's another secret
Kim Jong-Un has never been photographed driving a Fucklift
Bum balloon Trufax
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:10, archived)
#
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:21, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:23, archived)
# something about the opposing light sources makes me think this may be fake
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:25, archived)
# Dammit I was staring at the unshopped huge one for 5 minutes trying to spot the Fucklift 8)
FL this now!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:25, archived)
# bum balloons
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:27, archived)
# Hahahahaha. OK now it is the end of the world :(
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:28, archived)
#

(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:21, archived)
# bum barroons?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:23, archived)
# Not much ASSMEAT™ on them
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:11, archived)
# There will be explosions! \o/
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:13, archived)
# This is the type of leader I can respect.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:16, archived)
# You wouldn't dare fart if that happened.
Woo!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:17, archived)
# Eat a massive bean curry and wake up in a room full of balloons.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:12, archived)
# Pah!
I could take one of those and run a mile.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:10, archived)
# I wonder if i still have chewing gum in my tummy
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:51, archived)
#

(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 17:01, archived)
# Can haz FL plz?
Free Flan Fucklift
My first evaar Free Flan pic, I hope it's not been done
I feel dirty and I like it 8)
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 16:42, archived)
# You moding cunts FL this now
Beautiful. Has brought a tear to my eye
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 16:48, archived)
# Thanks Frogbeat
Knowing it's touched you in such a deep way means more to me than a stupidfickingmodcuntFL anyday XD
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 16:54, archived)
# Now if my idea of the way things get FP'ed were listened to this would get there
How ever many likes its takes to get on the popular page double that (or something) should send it to the FP or FL as it is now know.
Instead of one or two deciding
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 16:58, archived)
# I like your thinking,
Rise up b3tans Fucklift Forever!!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:14, archived)
# feeling dirty is underrated
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 16:57, archived)
# Brb
*opens tub of Fucklift grease
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:08, archived)
# yay!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 16:59, archived)
# XD
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:08, archived)
# HE CAN FUCKLIFT ME ANYTIME IFYOUKNOWHATIMSAYIN

because I'm at a loss myself
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:12, archived)
# You godda go with the Flow and Feel the Fucklift!!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:16, archived)
# Next year's Halloween costume sorted.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:20, archived)
# FL-oween
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:42, archived)
# "How did you get here?"
"Someone gave me a lift."

I think he's just trying to get a rise out of people.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:42, archived)
# FLo/
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 10:15, archived)
# Oh my gosh I'm like sooo excieded though

Yes I will be
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 14:12, archived)
# I so wanna drive a Fucklift
Srsly
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 14:39, archived)
# Weeeeeee!!!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 14:56, archived)
# This^
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 14:59, archived)
# Need a little bit more then Weeeeee!!!
You are our chief ride designer!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:00, archived)
# Hows about a huge Brian Blessed-type of loud exclamation of excitement?
"FUUUUUUCCKK YYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!" \O/
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:03, archived)
# See this is why you are lead designer

(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:07, archived)
# Let's try to make b3ta THE go-to site for FUCKLIFTS.
Every compo should involve FUCKLIFTS.
Every post and thread should be about FUCKLIFTS!
All the fucks on Talk should talk about FUCKLIFTS.
EVERY FRONT PAGE WILL HAVE A FUCKLIFT.
Every b3tard will drive a FUCKLIFT.

Those who cannot follow the New Order shall be sent to Death Camps.

So let it be written....so let it be done. \o
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:14, archived)
# \o
I'm on it all. I have left the job of going to /talk for you
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:17, archived)
# Sorry, I can't lower myself to do that.
They can't even spell 'Canada' right.
Fuck!
They can't do anything right over there.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:19, archived)
# FUCK sake. I will do it all then
Right lets see what new ideas I can get from them
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:24, archived)
# Oh God!
Do be careful.
Their just wild animals.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 16:00, archived)
# All sitting at home sucking their mums cock while typing shit
unlike me... kinda
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 16:03, archived)
# We need new Mods as they are all obvsly Fuckliftists
Not one Fucklift has been FP'd yet :(
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:32, archived)
# Atomic is on the case! It's not FP any more!!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:35, archived)
# This should be in the Newsletter!!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:43, archived)
# WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' NEWSLETTERS!!!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:46, archived)
# By coincidence, HappyToast and his clique have not produced one single image with a FUCKLIFT in it.
I'm sending in the Secret Reich to ...uh... 'modify'....the situation.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:44, archived)
# Oh I'm sure it's pissing a load of people off
BUT if you take out all the FUCKLIFT fun from the last week the week would fit on one FUCKing page!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:46, archived)
# Yeah,...I remember the board BEFORE FUCKLIFT.
How many misplaced eye cats can we make?
good tiemz
:O---
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:55, archived)
# I'm sorry I really can't remember anything before FL
Who ever come up with the cat thing must be some kind of...
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:56, archived)
# Cats!.......With eyes in their ears!
Horrible!!! Just Horrible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:58, archived)
# Fucking stupid idea
Only a cunt MOD would FP that kinda shit too
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 16:04, archived)
# Only cuz Pedro was crying and carrying on so about his lack of FP.
Squeaky wheel and all that.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 16:08, archived)
# Ah see I didn't know that
So the 1st kinda half descent thing he did they FP'ed. God the CUNT MODS were patient then
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 16:15, archived)
# they fearz him
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 16:19, archived)
# I see you all and what ur saying!!!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 16:30, archived)
# Future boy!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 16:30, archived)
# this is crap
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 16:31, archived)
# ^ I've been hacked by a MOD ^
I did not say that.
Shame on you HappyToast.
Don't make me go all Clay on your ass.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:23, archived)
# glasscock, eh?!
O__O
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:36, archived)
# Dave/Moggy got one at the same time
So in actual fact Pedro has 2 FP's
just in different accounts
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 16:29, archived)
# whyioughtta!....
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 16:30, archived)
#
imjustikinup4u
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 16:40, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 16:31, archived)
# oh fuck...the truth is out.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:24, archived)
# Fucklift Forever!!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 16:00, archived)
# Sign up and get a WoF badge
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 16:05, archived)
# HAPPYTOAST
MAKE A FUCKLIFT
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:48, archived)
#
PRESSURE'S ON TOASTY!

WE'RE WAITING..................................................
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:57, archived)
# What she said^
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:57, archived)
# Some fucking Pixar quality shite no doubt rendered for 53 days in 6D
Ah.... maybe this is why the delay!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:59, archived)
# I am gutted Herman has no FUCKLIFT in him though :'(
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:51, archived)
#
Ain't got time to make one today make one tomorrow :D
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:56, archived)
# FUCKing excuses
Can't wait. Tomorrow will probable be all dogs with hats though! :(
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:58, archived)
# *coff*
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 16:06, archived)
# What the hell was a FUCKLIFT again!
WOW
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 16:07, archived)
#
bull terrier top hat cane
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 16:09, archived)
# YES
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 16:12, archived)
# XD
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 20:06, archived)
# A.D.D.
Look into it.
.
.
.
dogz in hatz iz kewl dough
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 16:10, archived)
# IZ KAWLZ
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 16:12, archived)
# awwzpedrolookszocute
I don't have any dogs with hats.
How about cats with guns?

*Googles*
ah bindun... :(
Back to FUCKLIFTS.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 16:15, archived)
# Everything has been done :(
FUCKLIFTS it is yes
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 16:16, archived)
# depositphatomic?
I don't get it
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 16:18, archived)
# (standard issue):
oh pedro
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 16:23, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:03, archived)
# do you do deals on wristbands?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:19, archived)
# Great idea
What we really need is WORLD of FUCKLIFT © blankets for the over 60's to put on there laps while on rides
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:21, archived)
# you pixellate it, i'll knit it
of course, i'd need a secure position as head of marketing and distribution
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:24, archived)
# Can only offer 39 hours a week though! :(
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:25, archived)
# don't worry
i'll make it up with what i dip out of the till
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:27, archived)
# So gonna to get fucklifted
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:13, archived)
#


(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 13:57, archived)
# hahaha!
Ace.
'you have 7,000,000,000 missed calls from 'alderaan''
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 14:00, archived)
# arf!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 14:04, archived)
# Haha
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 14:14, archived)
# =)
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:18, archived)
# I need some paracetemol, my head feels like it contains millions of voices crying out in terror
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 14:01, archived)
# it's the clap!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 14:06, archived)
# I remember something about a well-hung wookiee...
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 14:09, archived)
# yeah, but you were wasted, so you probably dont remember ALL of it
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 14:21, archived)
# thank FUCK
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:14, archived)
# Hahaha love it :D

(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 14:12, archived)
#
If you ain't never been to Tatooine
Don't go to Tatooine
Stay the fuck out of Tatooine
Cuz you wouldn't understand Tatooine
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:00, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:00, archived)
# "That's no' me mooning the security cameras..."
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 16:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Minimalist Carry On - Set 2: the Glory Years












previously: Set 1
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 10:47, archived)
# Lovely!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 10:53, archived)
# ta :-)
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 11:02, archived)
# This is great but I feel it needs a FUCKLIFT to hold it up
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 11:33, archived)
# Carry On Up The FUCKLIFT
coming to screens near you
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 12:04, archived)
# One can but dream
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 12:17, archived)
# tl;dr
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:04, archived)
# i fucking love this!
not only do i know every film(and own them), but you used one of my favourite bits for the last one! :D
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:14, archived)
# glad to hear it's making sense
I'm drawing on old memories
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 10:19, archived)
# Crikey
Epic
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 21:51, archived)
# Nicely
Didn't that "Infamy!" one win the prize for best pun ever at one point?
(, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:48, archived)
# Dapper Laughs - acceptable face of lad culture or sleazy cuntbag?
Dapper Laughs: Some people find him funny. Some people live in the 21st Century and have realised that women are people too.

We need an objective way to decide if the things he says are acceptable or not so I propose the Savile Test.

First a couple of test runs as a control:


Seems okay.


Hmm. Perhaps slightly borderline in hindsight. Or a cry for help.

Now Dapper Laughs.

I just did a little bit of sick in my mouth.

(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 10:33, archived)
# That was quite fun actually, let's try another one.

Nothing sleazy there.


Pleasant AND topical.


Aaaargh!

So, Dapper Laughs - harmless twat or nutjob rape apologist? You decide!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 10:36, archived)
# Am I supposed to have heard of Dapper Laughs?
Is he/she broadcast via that televisual radiodiffusion box that I keep hearing about? One of those Blodgers, perhaps? Or is it one of those people one can watch on Onetube?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 11:06, archived)
# He's one of those twats
you're better off knowing nothing about.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 11:15, archived)
#
In November 2014 O'Reilly took to his Twitter feed to criticise the website UsVsTh3m for what he viewed as an unfavourable review of his new album Proper Naughty Christmas. O'Reilly suggested that the review could hinder his intention to raise money for homelessness charity Shelter.[6] As a result of UsVsTh3m highlighting the lyrics of one of the album tracks being offensive to the homeless. The charity posted on their official Twitter feed that they would be refusing donations from O'Reilly
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 12:04, archived)
# They also pointed out
that he hadn't actually specified how much he was giving or to what charity he would be donating...
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 13:49, archived)
# This is bad
We're actually taking the side of UsVsTh3m.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 13:54, archived)
# Shhh!
It's okay, the board's dead. I don't think anyone noticed.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 16:13, archived)
# dapper laughs is a fucking cunt
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 13:16, archived)
#
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 0:44, archived)
# FUCKLIFT EVO V3.01
FUCKWOO
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 0:47, archived)
# With full tilt capabilities.
Can lift 30 tons of FUCK.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 2:13, archived)
# MOTHERFUCKLIFTER
beautifuk
:D
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 0:49, archived)
# MotherLoad
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 2:12, archived)
# Whoa!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 0:58, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 2:11, archived)
# nice arts
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 1:53, archived)
# o/'
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 2:11, archived)
# *spitzenklasse*
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 2:00, archived)
# My theme song:
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 2:08, archived)
# they did rock in them beginnings
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 2:13, archived)
# Gumby dies at the end.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 2:29, archived)
# hæhæh
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 2:29, archived)
# This would make the Bagger 288 cower in fear and awe
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 2:59, archived)
# I doubt that.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 4:34, archived)
# Perfect for stealing Martian monoliths.
Just watch out for those laser-pen wielding robo-chicks.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 3:14, archived)
# ...Earth calling Tahkcalb...
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 4:32, archived)
# KINGFUCKLIFT
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 9:24, archived)
# I bet I could modify this to be a FUCKLIFT:
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 5:09, archived)
# It would be game over if you did!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 11:35, archived)
# beyond epic
beyonce pic
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 3:18, archived)
# b nice dopey
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 3:22, archived)
# b flaps
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 4:33, archived)
# One night in Bankok makes a hard man humble
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 6:27, archived)
# Ban kok
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 14:48, archived)
# What is this doing here?

This forum is for FUCKLIFTS PICTURES ONLY
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 10:22, archived)
# i've been stalking you on flickr
good work!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 13:48, archived)
# Cheers, sir
:)
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:14, archived)
# Ooh you catty scientist!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 14:51, archived)
# MEEP
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:14, archived)
# Oh yes
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 10:23, archived)
# o/\o
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 14:52, archived)
# Those low profile tracks give this monster the look of one mean FUCKLIFTER.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 12:28, archived)
# Wait until I paint it black, with a Reaper on the side!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 14:53, archived)
# The back-panel slide is missing
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 12:36, archived)
# IZ NOT WALKER PEDRO
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 14:54, archived)
# I've gotta be really honest here and I don't mean to upset you Atomic but
Fucklifts without wheels are shit
imjusayin
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 14:41, archived)
# I am VERY upset right now. D:<
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 14:54, archived)
# YAYS XD
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:11, archived)
# I was upset because I saw Emily Maitlis's tits.
*gross*
Now I'm even more upset by your comment. D:
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:17, archived)
# LEAVE EMILY ALONE!!!
dammit
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:29, archived)
# Oh...I will....I WILL.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:45, archived)
# Nice fucklift. :D
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 14:59, archived)
# Ha! Ha!
(take that Hekim!) :P
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:06, archived)
# :'(
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:08, archived)

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