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[challenge entry] Thought it would be nice to bring him to life a bit
(traxdata, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:54, archived)
# Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:56, archived)
# Very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:59, archived)
# Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 18:39, archived)
# Taxi for Eric
Taxi for Fat Tory Cunt Eric Pickles
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:28, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Stop posting FL's! I'm trying to get away
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:30, archived)
# Did you start this bandwagon?
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:31, archived)
# Nope
Mr Atomic did. Blame him
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:31, archived)
# Ah I see
No, Atomic is great.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:35, archived)
# I am?
...i mean...YES, I AM!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:36, archived)
# I mean, even Blondie sang a song about you and there's no higher compliment really
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:37, archived)
# She could sex me up.
That might be a higher compliment.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:38, archived)
# Fill yer boots


Bit cruel of the photographer to call her Rex Features though
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:41, archived)
# B-B-B-B-BABY!
(i've had worse) \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 18:35, archived)
# So did I
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J39O_LkRthU

Although I dubbed the real one over it, because mine sounded crap.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:43, archived)
# I treasure this. :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 18:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 18:49, archived)
# Which was the first one you posted?
It should be framed in the b3ta hall of fame or some such
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:09, archived)
# This was the first.
www.b3ta.com/board/11108437
True story: It was the day my old forklift was sold and trucked away. I watched it being taken away, down the street. Never to be seen again. It was very sad. :(
We had some good times.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:16, archived)
# Oh yeah needed feather

jusayin
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:21, archived)
# And Frogbeat was the first to call it a FUCKLIFT:
www.b3ta.com/board/11108653
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:18, archived)
# Who wants to know?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:32, archived)
# Oh oh
*moves out the way*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:49, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=50334
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:32, archived)
# Ohhhhh!
The Famous Dixon Bawls.
*bows*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:35, archived)
# Jesus, steady on you'll rip me tights
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:36, archived)
# Give me a piece!
I'll frame it with a shit poem and feather.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:37, archived)
# \o/
What happened to him? Did he top himself?
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:38, archived)
# I bet he's one of those 'lurkers' we always hear about, but never see.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:41, archived)
# He's probably writing a poem about it now
I HAVE TOILET PAPER HAIR
AND A TOILET PAPER BEARD
MY TOILET PAPER PUBES
ARE TOILET PAPER WEIRD
MY TOILET PAPER SHIRT
AND TOILET PAPER SHOES
MY TOILET PAPER HAT
MY TOILET PAPER TREWS
MY TOILET PAPER PANTS
CAUSE A TOILET PAPER RASH
MY TOILET PAPER SOCKS
ADD A TOILET PAPER DASH
OF TOILET PAPER FASH.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:44, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:47, archived)
# Actually I wrote that poem and posted it here many years ago
True story
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:48, archived)
# I haven't seen you post a pic in a while.
What's up with that?
Not 1 FUCKLIFT.
edit: ...echo...echo...echo...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:52, archived)
# PUT SOME FABRICS ON!
Maybe some curtains or something.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:34, archived)
# Ain't no loom big enough!!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:54, archived)
# Fatcuntlift :)
(herman:D, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 20:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:26, archived)
# Oh my
Yet again fan fucklift tasticals
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:29, archived)
# Last new one.
I barely escaped the battle earlier. :(
Now I'm tired.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:34, archived)
# Same :-/
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:39, archived)
# It was supposed to be a community effort. *HINT*HINT*
I don't think I can wait for Friday anymore. :P
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:54, archived)
# Back to the fruit
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:02, archived)
# What fruit?
He made us look the other way, and then posted 2 pics of his on the FP.
CleverToast
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:21, archived)
# He killed FL's with just pure fear
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:57, archived)
# The Perfect MOD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 18:49, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 18:54, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 19:09, archived)
# Hah!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 19:36, archived)
# Hahaha
(herman:D, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 20:45, archived)
# Wow 8D
Sorry Eric shat on you
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:34, archived)
# It's all too much.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:39, archived)
# from the land of the midnight Fucklift!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:40, archived)
# You...are at the Heart...of FUCKLIFT!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:51, archived)
# FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 18:01, archived)
# o-o|_
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 18:24, archived)
# Diabolical Fullmoon Mysticism
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 19:01, archived)
# Wooyay
(herman:D, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 20:43, archived)
# o/'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 21:07, archived)
# THIS IS BRILLIANT
thanks :D
(CrassWar, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 21:42, archived)
# Praise IMMORTAL!!! /o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:09, archived)
# B3ta newsletter subject line compo
Yep. I've bothered writing one so I need a subject line.

With a hangover too. Hope you're all good.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:16, archived)
# "This is not the newsletter you are looking for"
And hi :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:19, archived)
# hi
I drew that penis icon - it's the only one of the icons drawn by me
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:20, archived)
# Prick! I got bored of my kinda new one.
Any chance of some new onea soon in exchange for some dosh? :D
Any plans for this at all?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:22, archived)
# Talking of which any chance those of us who detest Xmas and everything it stands for
aren't forced to have a xmas icon again please?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:27, archived)
# Get out
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:28, archived)
# There's a massive FUCKLIFT fest here on the 25th Dec
Didn't you get the memo?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:42, archived)
# You best be joking :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:47, archived)
# It's gonna be
FUCKLIFT FANTASTIC BADGE
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:03, archived)
# srsly
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:56, archived)
#
s
r
s
l
y
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:04, archived)
# *spits mince pie crumbs and sloe gin in face*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:39, archived)
# HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:47, archived)
# How dare you that's disgusting
How can you possibly eat that shit?
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:06, archived)
# Based on actual size I'm guessing.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 19:12, archived)
# doesn't contain the star wars trailer
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:21, archived)
# Black Friday special
Last year's tech at last month's prices
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:22, archived)
# rob says "No FPs for overseas B3tans unless they've provided 4 years of quality pics"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs šŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ŹŽÉŹ sį“‰É„Ź‡ ↓šŸ¦‡, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:22, archived)
# 'Go big or go b3ta'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:27, archived)
# "Yep. I've bothered writing one"
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:39, archived)
# FUCKLIFT FRIDAY
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:51, archived)
# Ur all plebz
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(notfunnydad, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Friday x
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:08, archived)
# hahaha lovely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:11, archived)
# Thanks!
Also, Unkinder Surprise - Truly inspired sir.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:21, archived)
# haha deforestation pisstaker
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:13, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:19, archived)
# Now that's real deforestation satisfaction.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 19:02, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 20:43, archived)
# Great stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 11:37, archived)
# I'm not an animal. I'm a fish.
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:44, archived)
#
fish David Prowse
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:04, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:06, archived)
# Daddy!
(Justin Myass, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:42, archived)
# I'm ris'ing at the toap
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:44, archived)
# who's Sandy?
is that one of your sqirlz? LOLz
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:48, archived)
# Metal Remix!!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:59, archived)
# "edgy" neon modern art remix
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:13, archived)
# Crack?

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:14, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:03, archived)
# ooo nice
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 28 Nov 2014, 18:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 18:16, archived)
# the fanboys must be over the moon
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:39, archived)
# You. Naughty step. For ever.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:41, archived)
# is that sword really a thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:03, archived)
# I think its to keep your hands warm while using it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:06, archived)
# Or keeping barbequeueueueueueueued sausages warm.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:11, archived)
# Needs FUCKLIFT :(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Ninj inspired me...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:37, archived)
# lully
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Sister Tracey
REVERSE! REVERSE! REVERSE!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Burn baby!!
photo BurnBabySmall_zpsbf28ea9e.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:06, archived)
# beautiful
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:13, archived)
# Brilliant
(Justin Myass, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:14, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:16, archived)
# That's ace!
(spacefart3000 Sporadic, at best., Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:35, archived)
# YES!
xclickx
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:15, archived)
# I like the way you think
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:55, archived)
# Oh very nice
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:29, archived)
# am I doing it right?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:27, archived)
# Oh yes haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:57, archived)
# looks like i missed the epic FL thread, so I'll put this here
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:14, archived)
# Nice girl ring, Pedro.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:31, archived)
# ...but I like it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Made this years ago with Blu-Tak and a Ventolin cap. Just converted to GIF for this image challenge.
(spacefart3000 Sporadic, at best., Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:20, archived)
# Not sure whats going on but very nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:36, archived)
# Haha not sure I really know either anymore...
but I think the Blu-Tak guy is watching a Ventolin TV, with a bong grommet next to him as a coffee table.
He takes a hit, drools, and wipes himself out backwards on his favourite chair, spilling the sticky water from
the pipe into the mull bowl along the way. The furniture walks off in disgust. Based on a true story.

And it's for the smoking challenge- not this fancy new art challenge!
(spacefart3000 Sporadic, at best., Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:58, archived)
# oh, I love it!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:47, archived)
# Thanks. It's about time it made it off that Zip Drive!
(spacefart3000 Sporadic, at best., Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:00, archived)
# print each frame on paper, for total assurance of a robust archive
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:12, archived)
# Haven't you got a Walmart to burn today or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:18, archived)
# hahaha!
I'm staying away from retail today. I will probably torch a pizza place today

Edit: I think T-Mobile might want to change their advertisement for residents of St. Louis County, Missouri (location of Ferguson):::
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:25, archived)
# Haha that's great
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:01, archived)
# Sweet Leaf.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:18, archived)
[challenge entry] He got a bit peckish halfway through
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:54, archived)
# don't get me fucking started on warhol
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:55, archived)
# leave it smashy hes not worth it!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:08, archived)
#
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:46, archived)
# pff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:02, archived)
#
I can see a use for this........
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:32, archived)
# "Hol". As in "Holes".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:36, archived)
[challenge entry]

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:42, archived)
[challenge entry] im j the peg deedle deedle deedle dum
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:13, archived)
# Mecha Nonce!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:58, archived)
# Black Friday

(spellingmistakescostlives .com, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:56, archived)
# not the sun, i won't
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:58, archived)
# But tits
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:04, archived)
# i've already got some
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:07, archived)
# Same
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:11, archived)
# hi everyone, there seems to have been some confusion today, hope this helps to clear things up a bit
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:26, archived)
# But the whole idea behind successful marketing and advertising,
...is to touch on that monkey inside of us. Make us believe at a primal level that we will be kicked out of the cave -- left to freeze to death, if we do not get one of these.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:11, archived)
# I'm knocking a monkey out the cave atm
=)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:10, archived)
# Spend all your fucking money, spend everything, then borrow so you can spend even more - just spend dammit!!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:39, archived)
# shut up and take my fucking money!!!
....but only at 50% off and double coupons -- tax-free
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:55, archived)
# Almost TOAP, definitely subtle....also, we are doomed.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:54, archived)
# I have left the human race by choice.

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:05, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:18, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:04, archived)
# Well that took a certain amount of planning
to FUCK IT UP like that.

Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:33, archived)
# Jokes on them, there's fuck all worth watching on the telly
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:07, archived)
# i have not succumbed to the vile temptations of black friday
mainly because i'm fucking skint
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:51, archived)
# hasn't stopped anyone else, just get a payday loan
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:41, archived)
# not a chance
i'm not getting myself in debt for stuff i can do without, it's self-defeating
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:47, archived)
# its what keeps the economy turning
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:54, archived)
# Woah :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:58, archived)
# They put on a great show.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:32, archived)
# Morning! That is brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:01, archived)
# FRIDAY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:05, archived)
# FUCK

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:08, archived)
# Fruit?....I thought you said 'DRUGS'.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:09, archived)
# FUCK sake! It's fine I can see what's coming from up here
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:10, archived)
# Take the whole family and go see that new movie:
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:15, archived)
# OH HELL YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:17, archived)
# FUCK!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:21, archived)
# OMG I'M GETTIN' THAT... BUT FIRST...
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:26, archived)
# You could end up like this:
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:29, archived)
# Ooooooooooooo
FUCKLIFTS are ruining low! FUCK off and regroup!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:38, archived)
# Supply is dangerously low, but the demand is high.
I'll go take a long walk off a short pier.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:42, archived)
# FUCK this i'm off to buy some shit I don't want or need
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:46, archived)
# Yay kids are never too young to FUCKLIFT 8D
LIFT CLIFF
FUCKLIFT FUCKCLIFF
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:48, archived)
# not true, you can buy fucklift on alibaba by the tonne
www.alibaba.com/product-detail/High-quality-fucklift_1818543009.html
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:25, archived)
# Oh FUCK
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:52, archived)
# It's only "good " quality.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:09, archived)
# It's only "good " quality.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:09, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:03, archived)
# FAWK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:49, archived)
# Facking sensational!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:12, archived)
# EPIC FUCKLIFTING
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:25, archived)
# Like…like, WOW!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:12, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:47, archived)
# Sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:52, archived)
[challenge entry] yay!

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:52, archived)
# wtf did she eat him?
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:59, archived)
# you are what you eat and all that...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:00, archived)
# I have seen the best thing I'll probably see today
And this is it
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:14, archived)
# Ooh cheers!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:12, archived)

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