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[challenge entry] Paws button at the ready....
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 0:20, archived)
# Hahaha
Normality is restored
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 0:39, archived)
# Well I don't normally get my pussy out on the Internet
But seeing as I missed my 15k post mark...
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 1:16, archived)
# You missed it, huh?
Who was using your account at the time?
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 2:57, archived)
# It was me but I've been pissed since Christmas
I may just delete all my posts and start the year again ;)
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 10:49, archived)
# YOU'RE FUCKING FIRED
kind regards, the boss
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 13:58, archived)
# THERE IS A GOD!
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 15:05, archived)
# gives a whole new meaning to caught in the crosshairs
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 15:11, archived)
# cat snatch fever
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 15:14, archived)
# You should see her cat nipples
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 15:19, archived)
# *waves back
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 15:36, archived)
#
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 0:03, archived)
# WTF is $'s?
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 0:13, archived)
# whoah shit, is dat a FL icon?
$ be dollars, boi!!
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 0:20, archived)
# FL icon for like 3 days now dude!
Dollars... nope still not a clue
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 0:36, archived)
# I paid Rob the internet cunt a whole pound for it
Pound is probably called something different in your land. As is every fucking thing. Im sick of my daughter talking teh u.s of a from watching so much you tube...
NO put your rubbish in the bin not the fucking garbage and so on.
"I know right" (IKR) is the most annoying at the moment!
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 0:52, archived)
# we should like build a big wall across the atlantic and stop all them foreigners coming over with their elvis records and their internet
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 0:57, archived)
# That fat cunt will never make it over here
And as for the internet... well that's a silly idea. Pedro was the world's 1st (shit) mod by the way.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 1:22, archived)
# Sorry I'm a bit drunk
Please expect all this to be deleted by the morning
*does sik*
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 1:23, archived)
# Cheers, old sausage, bloddy hell, what what?
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 2:11, archived)
# 'merkins trying to be clever by having their own currency or summat.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 0:24, archived)
# They will want to take over the world soon :(
Come on teh Russia sort it out
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 0:37, archived)
# not any more, now that Putin's had a stroke =(
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 8:08, archived)
# hehehe
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 0:18, archived)
# Re earlier Picats of the Caribbean
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 0:00, archived)
[challenge entry] I love the smell of catnip in the morning....
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 23:21, archived)
#
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 23:30, archived)
# Predictable...
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 23:36, archived)
# WHA?
How so?!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 23:38, archived)
# One for the Nazi's
(, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 22:01, archived)
# Can we get a FUCK thread going. FUCK thread GO!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 22:54, archived)
# Sounds like fun.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 23:02, archived)
# BEST COMP EVA!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 23:05, archived)
#
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 23:06, archived)
# Oh just forget it!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 23:17, archived)
# something from the archives
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 23:20, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 23:23, archived)
# I'm out
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 23:24, archived)
# Oooooooooh :( He's in!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 23:36, archived)
# Where is Herman when you need him
*sulking*
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 0:15, archived)
# I don't have a single fuck to give :(
Do you have a spare fuck?
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 0:28, archived)
# 341 to be precise
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 0:38, archived)
# I thought I had one
But I think it was eaten.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 0:49, archived)
# Just frankensteined me a fancy new computer chair
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 21:50, archived)
# king of the internets!
: D
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 21:55, archived)
# Throne of Gamer
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 21:58, archived)
# Cartman?
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 22:00, archived)
# Man cart
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 22:10, archived)
# XD
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 22:12, archived)
# I hope you left its spinning functionality intact?
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 22:24, archived)
# indeed I did.
It also reclines and adjusts vertically.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 22:25, archived)
# KISS MY UNIVERSAL RESOURCE LOCATOR!!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 22:31, archived)
# Awesome
There is probably a massive market for this.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 1:03, archived)
# Who the bloody hell do you think you are?
Needs more explosions 'n stuff!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 22:30, archived)
# I'm drunk. It's the new b3ta thing! Get smashed and post!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 22:38, archived)
# That seat will smell many explosions
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 22:39, archived)
# Is it your JimmyNoncingFiddleChair?
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 22:43, archived)
# JABBER!!!!?
Please excuse him! :(
Also... did you go to the game?
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 22:45, archived)
# Sadly not. I know people that did.
I was just thankful the bathroom installation below had stopped in time for the Hammering of the Scots.

Edit: You're not my real Dad.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 22:47, archived)
# Yes,
It's welcoming, comfortable & extremely absorbent.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 22:45, archived)
# Do you hand out badges afterwards?
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 22:48, archived)
# yes
and when you have enough badges you get to go on an overnight camping trip.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 22:51, archived)
# Please tell me this isn't the room where the 'magic' happens :D
I had a room a little darker then this in my mind
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 22:44, archived)
# No this is where the magic happens
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 22:48, archived)
# How I miss Halls of Residence at Stafford Uni.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 22:50, archived)
# *does a cry*
I really thought you was a billionaire.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 22:56, archived)
# This is how I imagine
the average B3tan's room.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 1:00, archived)
# nice work
and a mighty tidy looking workshop, mines a right fucking tip.

*bonus points for the mosrite guitar in the back there* i want one :)
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 23:28, archived)
# Oh come on
He used his 'magic' he has no guitars. He is just trying to look cool.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 23:46, archived)
# thanks
Good eye. That's actually an eastwood sidejack Baritone on the wall back there. Mosrite knock off. Sounds great though.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 11:50, archived)
# nothing knock off about eastwood.
they make some fine kit, i guess i just dig weird guitars, would get a sidejack and a californian if i had the cash.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 13:10, archived)
# I love that chair!
It's a bit scary. Now you can rule the world.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 4:07, archived)
# Soon play a game of thrones in style
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 8:28, archived)
# Inspired by hammering and drilling in the flat below 9-5 today.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 21:08, archived)
# i once lived below a russian guy who played his music so loud that he
got used to it, fell asleep in front of the tv and had the shopping channel playing for twelve hours.

rent means nothing to anyone but the person who pays it
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 21:14, archived)
# :O
It's not the money. It's really not the money.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 21:38, archived)
# always look on the bright side..
You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost?
Nothing!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 21:16, archived)
# XD
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 21:37, archived)
# Thanks!
You've just made me realise that soon I'll be one of what I assume is a very small band of twenty-somethings living in London who has neither a highly paid job nor a big cheque from the parents but who owns their own house.

Shame it's a 320 mile round trip to work, but still...
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 21:43, archived)
# This is now the norm.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 22:24, archived)
# Kids these days
when I was a lad, I had t'walk 500 miles a day just t'get t'mill AND pay road owner permission t'walk t'work. Then I had t'pay mill owner permission t'work!

(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 22:48, archived)
# YOU WERE LUCKY!!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 22:50, archived)
# aye, I suppose we were
we had to share shoes between 19 of us, mind though, t'shoes were made of rolled up newspaper.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 22:54, archived)
# SHOES, HE SAYS?! WE DREAMED OF SHOES!!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 22:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 20:41, archived)
# You could have asked if it's OK to post again!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 20:43, archived)
# >:U
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 20:47, archived)
# My mistake! ;)
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 20:48, archived)
# the B&Q near my house just says "&Q" and my housemate gets confused every time i yell "I DON'T GET IT" at the sign
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 20:52, archived)
# Morons
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 20:57, archived)
# yes
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 21:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Poor Woody
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 20:28, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 20:41, archived)
# Pussy on pussy action. My favourite.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 20:42, archived)
# filthy muck!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 20:47, archived)
#
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 20:48, archived)
# More wired than weird.
I think that's a line from Bladerunner...
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 21:12, archived)
# Haha
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 20:44, archived)
# Heh heh
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 22:27, archived)
[challenge entry] I think we're alone now
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 20:07, archived)
# Because no matter where you run, you just end up running into yourself.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 20:11, archived)
# 1st fwap memories
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 20:15, archived)
# the Cornflakes cock ?
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 20:28, archived)
# Hole in the box
Right next to the beak
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 20:41, archived)
# "Hey Mum - there's no toy in this box and these flakes taste really salty.."
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 20:43, archived)
# That's just weird
What's wrong with you? :(
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 20:45, archived)
# Loved the Simpsons episode with this too
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 20:30, archived)
# Been working on my website lately, and I'm particularly happy with this animation.

Click for more


It's a showcase for a series of stories I'm writing, and this particular image is the representation I use for any given universe within the multiverse I'm creating.
The idea is that each universe has values within it that determine its hex colour, and it's different depending on each story that's told.
Some stories take place in the same universe/timeline but most don't.

I just find this animation really relaxing!

It's composed of 5 fibonacci spirals rotating anticlockwise while 8 fibonacci spirals rotate clockwise.
Created it in Illustrator & After Effects, then ported into Photoshop to make this gif.

The full SWF is available on various pages on the site (linked) as well as other material.
It might take a while to fully load but to be honest it's hardly noticeable because it moves so slowly anyway.

Tip 1: 000000 and FFFFFF are empty at the moment, still working on those.
Tip 2: 005183 has sound on it. That one's 3 across and 1 down.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 19:14, archived)
# 50 shapes in grey
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 19:31, archived)
# i dare you to count all the shapes
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 19:32, archived)
# looks like a lightly animated book cover from the 1960s
which is a good thing
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 19:35, archived)
# thanks!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 19:38, archived)
# similar to
Gavin Rothery design work on Moon too.
Which is also a good thing.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 19:53, archived)
# never heard of it, but it has Kevin Spacey in it so i'm definitely gonna check it out...
;)
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 20:39, archived)
# This is beautiful
Nice work
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 20:05, archived)
# A fine and mellow thing.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 20:05, archived)
# is it ok to make another new post after two posts since this one?
i don't wanna jack another person's thread but i don't wanna push someone's post down either :(
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 20:29, archived)
# im gonna do it
look at me go
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 20:41, archived)
# *stares*
Good job
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 0:32, archived)
# Nice!
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 8:30, archived)
# Still intrigued
I hope to see the finished article :)
(, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 8:57, archived)
[challenge entry] cats shouldn't gamble.. too easily distracted
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 17:53, archived)
# Hahaha I have no idea what's going on but I like it!
For some reason they remind me of Harpo Marx
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 19:08, archived)
# Jack of Spayeds.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 20:08, archived)
#

(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 17:35, archived)
# MODS!!! That rotter stole my act

(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 17:37, archived)
# I don't see any 20.5" Dolls for only 4 easy payments of $39.99 in yours
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 17:43, archived)
# You are the MOD silly
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 17:44, archived)
# Genius!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 18:08, archived)
# Can you sign for this spanging, please?
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 19:17, archived)
# oh my god
this is painful. it's perfect
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 19:23, archived)
# Bargains, all of 'em.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 20:16, archived)
# Just popped into my head
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 14:12, archived)
# Not so fucking Chopin
Gary Oldchopin
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 14:24, archived)
# I'll put this here instead since that prick can't decide whether to post or not
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 14:38, archived)
# tearful gaz in 5, 4
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 14:40, archived)
# And yet the mods do nothing
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 14:41, archived)
# HT just messaged me, I'm about to be permab& and reported to the police for being silly on a puerile humour website, sadtimes
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 14:48, archived)
# whats all the hoo-hah?
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 15:05, archived)
# SIR! SIR! DRIMBLE POSTED A REPLY THAT DIDN'T SUIT SOMEONE! SIR!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 15:08, archived)
# the cad
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 15:15, archived)
#
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 15:15, archived)
# say hello to my little Hoo-ha
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 15:16, archived)
# Jellywobbler was angry with Drimble and wanted us to know the very specific reasons why.
His post might have faded from view, but I'm sure his indignation remains.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 15:39, archived)
# Was that the Terry Pratchett stuff?
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 17:38, archived)
# He cum @ 4:32
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 15:06, archived)
# I hope no-one screenshotted all that, how embarrassing for everyone concerned
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 15:32, archived)
# 4:28, according to my screenshot
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 15:32, archived)
# haha I couldn't remember
Close though
Sounds like I missed more drama. Gutted
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 16:02, archived)
#
Apologies; i was drunk but someone posted a reference to somthing horrible & I just thought the whole thing was disgusting, and thought better to remove the post.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 17:45, archived)
# Best cum EVA
Never post while drunk ;)
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 17:48, archived)
# Someone needs to design a posting breathalyser
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 20:27, archived)
# Does he Offenbach?
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 16:53, archived)
# The front is available
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 17:33, archived)
# do you even Liszt?
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 18:58, archived)
# BBC website is down - culprit caught on CCTV
#SaturdayBandwagon


Click for bigger (78 kb)

(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 13:29, archived)
# possessed clown is arsonist



: )
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 13:51, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 15:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 13:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Somebody's going to have to clean that up.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 12:59, archived)
# not me
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 13:45, archived)
# little kittens, bones like rubber
was waiting for this to happen,

i.ytimg.com/vi/1BzmOg1uDKY/0.jpg
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 13:49, archived)
# haha brill
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 13:51, archived)
# That reminds me of my sister in law's arse.
Her pussy isn't that small though.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 20:58, archived)
# Hahaha,
Paul Cat-Turdies
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 19:18, archived)
# Meowdib?
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 21:25, archived)
# A short story
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 10:54, archived)
# cheeky little dictator is going to have his rations halved if hes not careful
(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 11:25, archived)
#

(, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 12:09, archived)

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