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# Here are the five best cheese movies of all time! Number four will shatter your world!
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 18:23, archived)
# HAHA, BECAUSE IT'S LIKE A CLICKBAIT ARTICLE
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 18:24, archived)
# A pun generator thing I'm coding came up with
The Brie of Frankenstein and The Wages of Feta
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 18:35, archived)
# oh christ
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 18:50, archived)
# Hammer Horror's "The Gorgonzola"?
And there's TV shows too. The Emmentalist, for example...
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 19:39, archived)
# Guns of Provolone
Force 10 from Mascarpone
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 8:35, archived)
# The Memphis Baby-Belle didn't make the list?
I'm appalled.
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 18:50, archived)
# In the first one, does it mention the Vietcong resorting to parmesan tactics?
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 19:12, archived)
# The men who stare at Goats Cheese!
sorry, all I could manage
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 19:24, archived)
# Raclette The Right One In
It's been years since I've been on here, but I saw this and I thought of you lot
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 19:38, archived)
# heheh
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 22:29, archived)
# the sirene is calling
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 19:41, archived)
# "ALL HAIL THE THEOCRACY!!"
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 21:57, archived)
# What does a beaver do in a river?
'e dam

cheese jokes never die, they just get smellier
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 22:17, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 10:40, archived)
# haha, But Jesus or Cheeses?
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 18:00, archived)
# oh how deeply sensual
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 18:27, archived)
# For God's sake, Toast. The hour is not yet late - must you arouse us so?
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 19:57, archived)
# BBC interview technique
circa 1970
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 22:18, archived)
# Cor!
So smooth I hardly noticed
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 8:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 16:52, archived)
# "coming up, our star with a reasonably priced spinning jenny"
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 17:13, archived)
# unleashes luddites
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 22:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Le balcon de smug
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 16:34, archived)
# icanhashamcroissant? ;)
:D
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 16:43, archived)
# he won't be so smug when that cat uses his balcony as a litter tray
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 16:50, archived)
# Nicely that is :)
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 17:04, archived)
# THE TRUTH ABOUT THE BEATLES WILL SHOCK YOU!
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 15:23, archived)
# That will explain why
on the cover of Abbey Road, Ringo is the only one stood in a puddle.
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 15:28, archived)
# more evidence
to add to the already damning catalogue
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 15:43, archived)
# Paul McCartney's song "The frog chorus"
is about how Ringo would never shut up making croaking noises
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 15:38, archived)
# FACT
SCIENCE
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 15:43, archived)
# HA! HA! WACKY!
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 15:50, archived)
# It all makes sense now!
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 15:50, archived)
# Hahaha

(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 17:04, archived)
# i for one welcome our new whelky overlords
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 16:03, archived)
# YOU SILLY SOD.
"I Wanna Hold Your Spaa-aaa-a-a-aaa-a-a-a-am".
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 19:54, archived)
# Sir Ian McStewart
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 14:54, archived)
# he looks just like Patrick McKellen
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 15:03, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 15:05, archived)
# Ook!
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 15:44, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 16:13, archived)
# Trigger?
:)
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 15:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
Yes!
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 16:13, archived)
# rugged!
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 16:06, archived)
# afternoon
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 13:06, archived)
# alright BraynDedd
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 14:07, archived)
#
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 14:07, archived)
#
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 14:38, archived)
#

(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 15:49, archived)
# It's like a slinky with fur
wants
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 17:02, archived)
# Was expecting it to launch off the side of the screen....
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 16:27, archived)
# Thanks for the idea 8D
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 17:00, archived)
#
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 15:16, archived)
# Haha the look on Ben's face is priceless!
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 17:04, archived)
# use the faq, luke
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 18:25, archived)
# Hahahahaahha
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 16:16, archived)
[challenge entry] From a traditional recipe.
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 12:16, archived)
# pfft
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 12:17, archived)
# Of course!
That must be the sound they make whilst they are cooking.
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 12:22, archived)
# Urrggh!
is that rice?
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 14:01, archived)
# Worse...
Congee. *boik*
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 16:06, archived)
#
?
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 14:11, archived)
# Reminds me of some of the e-juices I've had of late
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 14:30, archived)
# the new Batman Vs Superman poster is great
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 11:11, archived)
# Holy pixelated cocks.
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 11:30, archived)
# Well now I'm tempted to watch it
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 11:55, archived)
# The porn version MUST be in production
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 14:01, archived)
# And the musical
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 14:37, archived)
# hahaha, nice
"I 'Carol-Decked' her Batman"
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 15:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Hasn't changed a bit
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 10:10, archived)
# Is that how Americans spell president?
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 10:25, archived)
# Is that a triffid on his tie?
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 10:37, archived)
# HAHA
Good spot, but no. It was made using his old shirt material, from the Donald Chunk days
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 10:47, archived)
# Maybe someone will shoot him
With one of those rotating disc guns from the 70s Day of the triffids. Who knows, they may even win the election if they do.
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 12:05, archived)
# the evidence is all there
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 11:17, archived)
# morning
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 7:55, archived)
# Good morning
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 8:53, archived)
# have you been kicked off talk?
morning btw
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 9:25, archived)
# talk's shit, I don't know why they don't just close the other boards and move everyone here
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 9:30, archived)
# This could be a good idea
Stop the 'them and us' attitude and regenerate some healthy banter?
Morning btw
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 9:35, archived)
# ^this^
as far as I know it was only split when numbers were high, so now we're in a post reddit/facebook/twitter era it makes sense to reconvene.
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 9:40, archived)
# or it could kill the main board
jusayin
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 10:57, archived)
# its how it used to be
and if you don't like the chattery people you could always use the handy ignore button
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 11:12, archived)
# I'm saying there could be an opposite reaction to that intended
Just because something used to be isn't a reason to make it so again.
Ignores abused as you well know, apparently my troll's been leaving snide bitchy comments for months. I'm too old too ill and my life too short for that bullshit that's why they'll always stay on ignore. The powers that be should come up with a better system to stop the trolling dickrashes fucking up the board.
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 11:21, archived)
# SHUT UP, MOANING INTERNET USER
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 13:05, archived)
# INR
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 14:29, archived)
# I personally think focus has to be on people making stuff.
My choice would be to combine links and talk, and move I Made This stuff from links over here.

Not that anything will happen.
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 11:29, archived)
# I like this idea
I've probably missed 99% of I Made This forgetting that it's there
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 11:36, archived)
# Show us yer tits!!
t p t c
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 11:03, archived)
#
don't people shit in their hands any more?

edit: oops, just saw below. my bad
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 11:19, archived)
#
var data = [
[0, 11, "morning"],
[12, 17, "afternoon"],
[18, 24, "night"]
],
hr = new Date().getHours();

for(var i = 0; i < data.length; i++){
if(hr >= data[i][0] && hr < = data[i][1]){
document.write(data[i][2]);
}
}
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 11:12, archived)
# you've fucked THAT up straight away
mor
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 12:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 22:59, archived)
# That's shit!
:D
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 23:18, archived)
# Reminds me of Cate
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 9:29, archived)
# Ha ha!
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 11:56, archived)
# That turd's too colourful. She should blanchett.
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 12:56, archived)
[challenge entry] The genesis of Photoshop

(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 21:48, archived)
# :D
I mean, rubbish, you keep cutting out the same old facsimiles
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 21:50, archived)
# 4lpha
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 21:54, archived)
# haha, nicely done
Those pesky Adobe brothers. Just spotted the scissors
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 10:13, archived)
# Because :D
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 10:58, archived)
[challenge entry] seems its nothing new
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 20:11, archived)
#
Skegness is so bracing
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 20:15, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 20:19, archived)
# Woo! Matching belly.
No one ever gave a shit about that dead starfish.
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 21:49, archived)
# pfft
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 21:52, archived)
# That's a better tribute.
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 21:54, archived)
# That's not a starfish. It's a tiny flattened man.
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 1:06, archived)
# fake

no motherfuckin stilts
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 22:41, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 10:59, archived)
# evening
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 19:52, archived)
# yo
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 20:16, archived)
# You should post this on /links mate
/board is strictly for bestiality and child pornography
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 3:10, archived)
# parenting lols
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 18:04, archived)
# Rooney signs for Jundland Wanderers.
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 18:29, archived)
#
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 18:48, archived)
# classic
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 19:07, archived)
# i'm only round the corner myself
might pop over for a photo omorrow
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 19:49, archived)
# 4eva in r harts
Fucken humans eh. My bet is that the little guy is who dun it. Fucken spray paint his house with SCUM just like the lion dentist. Or reproduce an innocent picture taken by a man and a young child as if they're celebrating an atrocity. Whether it's a lion dentist or a father and son standing near a dead animal, it's individual people and individual dead animals that are the problem here rather than, you know, root causes and hard-thinky shit like that. Utter fucking moron.
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 20:16, archived)
# atrocity? its star wars
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 20:22, archived)
# To be fair, it's a better gawp
than Damian Hirst's dead animals.
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 21:53, archived)
# Oh, Walter!
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 22:11, archived)
# How did the phone get itself in the photo?
MIND BLOWN!
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 1:44, archived)
# Youtube is getting smarter all the time....
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 13:58, archived)
# Justsayin'
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 14:00, archived)
# oi! youtube! i believe he prefers to be known as MISTER STEVENS
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 16:22, archived)
# apparently, he likes morbo to pronounce his name
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 16:33, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 20:27, archived)
# Now do one with Michael Fox
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 2:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Bit rapey m8
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 10:37, archived)
# anyone with that good a sense of balance must be innocent
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 12:14, archived)
# Sticky fingers
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry] What a month Feb '65 was
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 14:51, archived)
# Chalk on velour? Nightmare.
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 18:33, archived)
# Bit racist
he was
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 15:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Yeah fixed that for you m8 insta FP
FrogdroHin FP
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 15:57, archived)
# but how does she smell?
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 16:34, archived)
# The no knickers should give you a clue
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 16:38, archived)
# ^WSS
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 16:47, archived)
# true
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 17:21, archived)
# Oh Pedro!
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 16:37, archived)
# Ordgorf
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 16:50, archived)
# B@N this filth :/
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 17:10, archived)
# Go tell it the GSM
Don't you got snow to play with?
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 18:01, archived)
# Our little 2" from earlier this week is melting today.
South of here & on east, to the coast ...well ...LOL!
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 19:45, archived)
# Trump not declared war on snow yet?
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 11:07, archived)
#
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 7:31, archived)
# 2019 ident leaked.
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 0:07, archived)
# *subscribes*
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 2:49, archived)
# Haha!
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 9:11, archived)
# certainly looking that way
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 9:29, archived)
# 8.5 x 4 x 2.5'
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 9:47, archived)
# Blame the napkin.
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 18:34, archived)
# Those are BIG bricks, or little men
Nice work either way
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 10:35, archived)
#
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 14:40, archived)
# all of the style
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 23:41, archived)
# Reckless youth.
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 0:10, archived)
# The things Jackie Kennedy did, before she was First Lady!
Nicely done
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 10:34, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 10:38, archived)

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