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[challenge entry]
(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 18:16, archived)
# HAAAAH :D
You've been waiting hours to post that, haven't you?
XD
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 18:19, archived)
# Why would I wait? It's not exactly worth waiting for.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 18:38, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 18:58, archived)
# Wankenstein's Monster

(with plenty of cat ears and boobs, just for BCPG)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 18:12, archived)
[challenge entry] ftfy
(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 18:21, archived)
# You missed a post-it, you fucking furry paedo.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 18:28, archived)
# 'sOK ... fixed it
(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 18:31, archived)
# i clicked but nothing happened
*upset*
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 18:55, archived)
# Try licking it instead.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 18:58, archived)
# nope, didn't work
Link must be broken
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 19:01, archived)
# Fixed now. Try again.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 19:05, archived)
# I like this and think it should win
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 21:07, archived)
# I'm finding it considerably more amusing than when I did it but that might just be wine.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 23:11, archived)
# now that's a pair of hard nipples
Not the blue balls I expected though
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 18:35, archived)
# My intent was to include "blue balls", but the pink overlay I added made everything look purple.
ifail.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 18:44, archived)
# You're the kid at primary school who got over excited with the poster paint and ended up with a big sloppy brown on every picture.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 18:50, archived)
# You're the kid at primary school who ate the paint.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 18:54, archived)
# and wouldn't share?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 18:56, archived)
# Yellow was the tastiest.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 18:58, archived)
# And so Tub Girl was created
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 20:37, archived)
# I'd have expected more frizzled hair from all that electricity =)
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 10 Mar 2016, 20:21, archived)
# Physics? Pah.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 20:33, archived)
# This must be, like, peak Jolly Jack.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 10 Mar 2016, 22:20, archived)
# Max Jack.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 22:37, archived)
# The Jolly Jaximum if you will.
Oh. You won't? Suit yourself.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 23:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 18:10, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 17:22, archived)
# Is he about to make a pink sock?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 21:41, archived)
[challenge entry] 3ppb
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 16:03, archived)
# invisible garfield
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 16:07, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 16:07, archived)
# I knew this compo would be bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 16:37, archived)
# invisibollox
made with photoshop or other raster image editing software
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 16:52, archived)
# Ah, a masterpiece from the Smashmonkeyan school of art
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 17:29, archived)
# *cliqued*
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 10 Mar 2016, 20:28, archived)
# Disabled bodyless spider lolz™.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 22:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 15:46, archived)
# Ripped from the headlines


www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/mar/10/david-lammy-fined-over-mayoral-bid-nuisance-calls

(Had to do this, the damn theme tune's been going round my head all day, like every day when this man is in the news. "MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmm, jammer lammy. Jaaaaammer laaaaaammy!" aaaaaaagh.
(SonofRojBlake, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 14:02, archived)
# I've had the 'Fairly-Odd Parents' theme playing in my head all week.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 15:33, archived)
# because you're an average kid that no-one understands?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 15:45, archived)
# I am NOT average
*holds up spork*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 15:50, archived)
# ok, ok, you're "special"
happy now?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 16:05, archived)
# :)
I love that game!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 16:49, archived)
#

What should I draw the'day?
brian clough's pitchside guffs made a passionate plea for a squirrel/cat with tits, yesterday.
Not actually done such a thing for "Toon Time" for a while, but the poor chap sounds like he's got blue balls. They're a silent killer. If anyone has a suggestion for a pic that may alleviate his problem, I'm a charitable fellow, and all ears.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 13:33, archived)
# Someone who is literally all ears
with blue balls
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 13:35, archived)
# Don't put yourself down.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 22:46, archived)
# 9/11
(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb ✅, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 13:39, archived)
# 0.8182
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 14:26, archived)
# Dr Wankenstein's blue-balled monster
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 13:40, archived)
# Do an invisible cartoon today
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 13:53, archived)
# everyone on b3ta
then we can guess who they are.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 14:02, archived)
# An elderly squirrel with sagging veiny tits and a big dangly prolapse with all wee dribbling everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 14:10, archived)
# Wolverine going to the toilet and forgetting to retract his claws
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 14:12, archived)
# Dr. Skagra dying in a fire
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 14:22, archived)
# Something, anything, to do with cartoon tits
just make up the rest as you go along
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 14:33, archived)
# INVISITITS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 14:33, archived)
# Tits with their own tiny tits
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 14:33, archived)
# ...............nipples?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 14:53, archived)
# with tits
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 14:55, archived)
# Tipples. Nits.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 17:50, archived)
# The Nits were a fairly popular Dutch band
I shall remember this thread the next time I hear one of their songs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 17:53, archived)
# A horse
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 14:34, archived)
# Mario Lemon Party
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 14:34, archived)
# You know when you're masturbating to furry hentai
do you imagine them as underage Japanese schoolgirls dressed as animals? Or are you actually fantasizing about sexually confused anthropomorphic animals?

Asking for a friend.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 14:36, archived)
# I cry and wish it was a picture of you.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 14:55, archived)
# Why are so many people on the internet "asking for a friend" nowadays?

Asking for a friend
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 14:55, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 15:08, archived)
# ps: I genuinely first read that as funeral hentai

you massive wrong'un
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 14:56, archived)
# Super niche ke ke ke!
•؈• ₎
(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 15:42, archived)
# a dwarf crying because he is not tall enough to go on the fairground rides
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 14:37, archived)
# Fuck dwarfs.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 14:39, archived)
# Didn't you once fuck a dwarf?
(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 14:39, archived)
# they're devious
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 15:00, archived)
# Smash Monkey fucking a dwarf
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 14:44, archived)
# been there, done that, bought the stepladder
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 14:59, archived)
# to get out of his reach?
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 18:07, archived)
# An irate vegan
shouting angrily at a packet of Jammie Dodgers
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 15:00, archived)
# It's a bit out there BUT how about an invisible cartoon!!!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 15:59, archived)
# Agred with the above, let's have an inadvisable cartoon =)
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 10 Mar 2016, 20:29, archived)
# Boom!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 12:41, archived)
# Boom FUCK

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 15:14, archived)
# FUUUUUUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 15:20, archived)
# Sometimes a comments section really delivers:


As seen on http://www.theguardian.com/stage/2016/mar/10/laurence-fox-c-word-heckler-the-patriotic-traitor
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 12:39, archived)
# I like your picture of invisible homre
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 12:50, archived)
# i liked the part where it wasn't in the right place
and we all found it hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 12:52, archived)
# This is shit and you're a prick.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 12:59, archived)
# Did I accidentally click on the Viz website?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 13:07, archived)
# *removes mask*
You see, gang: eViLegion was Collapsed Catholic all along!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 13:16, archived)
# Is this next weeks image challenge?
copy and paste text from comments sections, with hilarious results
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 13:32, archived)
[challenge entry] yep
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 12:23, archived)
[challenge entry] lols
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 11:36, archived)
# Yet another impossible standard for women to live up to.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 13:10, archived)
[challenge entry] amazing footwork
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 11:31, archived)
# :D
I recognize that episode too
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 11:33, archived)
[challenge entry] bonus Disney
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 11:41, archived)
# Nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 13:54, archived)
[challenge entry] South Park Rains

"Oh my god, they Claude Kenny!"
(SonofRojBlake, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 11:27, archived)
[challenge entry] I think Nelson has finally lost it...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 11:27, archived)
# I'm guessing it's a very funny post
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 14:16, archived)
# that was the idea...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 15:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Inevitable
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 10:47, archived)
# Say monkeon, you don't happen to have an embassy, do you?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 10:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 10:51, archived)
# Infidel!
How dare you not not draw the prophet, peace be upon him!
(SonofRojBlake, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 11:12, archived)
# Alan's snackbar
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Sat 12 Mar 2016, 0:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 10:18, archived)
# Haha I love Garfield.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 10:19, archived)
# That's the Peanuts
get yo facts straight
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 10:28, archived)
# I preferred Simon
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 10:38, archived)
# You would.
You would.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 11:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 9:50, archived)
# Splendid.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 9:54, archived)
# Flyin' King?
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 9:55, archived)
# Simba leaps from the cliff in a last-ditch attempt to evade Walter Palmer.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 10:00, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 10:00, archived)
[challenge entry] oh good... it's just jerry...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 10:17, archived)
# made in Germany
(AOEComedy, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 13:35, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 10:47, archived)
# Simba, like Sam Wheat, leaves Whoopie Goldberg behind for that place where we all go.
(AOEComedy, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 13:34, archived)
# Did you remove Michael Jackson from the image?
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 14:55, archived)
# 4eva in are hartz
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 15:21, archived)
[challenge entry] When you run out of things to say...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 9:49, archived)
# <img src="fattystairswanking.gif">
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 9:52, archived)
[challenge entry] /political
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 9:35, archived)
# What fighting game is this background from?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 10:23, archived)
# Street Wedgie III
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 10:34, archived)
# Foghorn Leghorn in the tree?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 10:37, archived)
# sure
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Mar 2016, 11:17, archived)

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