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[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 16 Apr 2016, 13:33, archived)
# Judging by the amount of GINGER I'm gonna guess Rob?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 18 Apr 2016, 11:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 16 Apr 2016, 11:53, archived)
# Don't blame me
b f
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 16 Apr 2016, 12:05, archived)
# Halfway to paradise
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 16 Apr 2016, 12:08, archived)
# Hot city
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 16 Apr 2016, 12:09, archived)
# Hurts so bad
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 16 Apr 2016, 12:09, archived)
# Keep a cool head
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 16 Apr 2016, 12:11, archived)
# DOA 2006
There was a time bump in Teh Internets.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! tubaman, Sun 17 Apr 2016, 6:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Do you feel peckish, punk?
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 16 Apr 2016, 11:25, archived)
# How many Bananas you thought I ate?
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 16 Apr 2016, 22:08, archived)
# Had the same thought. Congratualtions on being arsed to actually do it. A+.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 16 Apr 2016, 23:51, archived)
[challenge entry] He likes a bit of pork
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 16 Apr 2016, 10:44, archived)
# Smash Monkey
won't like this

but I do
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 16 Apr 2016, 10:46, archived)
# you're right, i don't
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Apr 2016, 15:03, archived)
# I thought as much
not sure why though
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 16 Apr 2016, 15:37, archived)
# i have an almost pathological hatred of bananas
due to an incident with a monkey in chester zoo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Apr 2016, 15:44, archived)
# haha
but you like pepperami?
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 16 Apr 2016, 15:45, archived)
# no, they're greasy and unpleasant
the thought of those two things together is just vile, like eating tripe with marmalade
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Apr 2016, 16:01, archived)
# You are Heston Blumenthal
AICMFP
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 16 Apr 2016, 16:04, archived)
# i have far too much hair and boobs to be him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Apr 2016, 16:10, archived)
# Crikey
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 16 Apr 2016, 21:41, archived)
[challenge entry] NING!
Have a terrible compo related paint job.


B.A.Nana
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 16 Apr 2016, 9:49, archived)
[challenge entry] BananaRamma
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 Apr 2016, 2:16, archived)
# CAUSE I'M GUILTY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 16 Apr 2016, 2:33, archived)
# you blew out your candles!
I hope you made a wish
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 Apr 2016, 2:41, archived)
# nah man I've already got everything I want
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 16 Apr 2016, 3:20, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v5XyP3aT_Q
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 Apr 2016, 2:43, archived)
# HOTT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 16 Apr 2016, 3:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Paul Hardcastle says...
(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 23:45, archived)
# "The fruiting and fighting of the past two weeks continued today...."
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 16 Apr 2016, 0:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 16 Apr 2016, 0:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Here, boy! Snack time.


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(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 15 Apr 2016, 21:11, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 21:17, archived)
# Jungle is massive!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 22:29, archived)
# pity...
would have avoided a bad situation.
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Fri 15 Apr 2016, 23:03, archived)
# Super
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 16 Apr 2016, 10:11, archived)
# ha ha ha
it has everything
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 17 Apr 2016, 0:21, archived)
# You're not you when you're hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 17 Apr 2016, 23:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Favourite game ever
(King Keepo has absolutely no idea what he's doing, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 18:37, archived)
# Saw a Tarzan film that had a fight scene like this in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 22:30, archived)
# I've got a picture of the celebrity 3some.
(fazza99, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 14:40, archived)
# I've got a video of it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVHRsZjGSEE
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 14:45, archived)
# That music reminded me of this classic;
www.youtube.com/watch?v=siCljg2XL8Q
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 21:44, archived)
# BROTHER LEE LOVE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 15:13, archived)
# i don't believe he actually is your brother
also, candles
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 15:14, archived)
# He isn't
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 15:15, archived)
# why you lie? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 15:35, archived)
# So many candles!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 17:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 20:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 22:31, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 16 Apr 2016, 2:34, archived)
# internet is so damn cool you guys
why you gotta hate on this
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 15:17, archived)
# I've been thinking about getting the internet for a while
but the time never seems right. Is now the right time?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 15:20, archived)
# sometimes you gotta stop waiting for a boat and just jump in the river, swim a bit
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 15:26, archived)
# I'm gonna do it
I'll see if Tescos has got any in, brb
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 15:33, archived)
# they've run out
apparently they only had one box in because someone said it wouldn't sell
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 15:49, archived)
# i'll never get the internet
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 17:11, archived)
# its the next
'CB radio'.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 17:38, archived)
# I give the internet a very strong three point five out of five
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 15:20, archived)
# Have a completely unrelated picture...
I wonder if Mr. Cameron is any good at putting together flatpack?
(AdrianJ, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 17:06, archived)
# Even more unrelated.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 19:52, archived)
# oh shit!
....I mean, "FUCK!!"
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 20:07, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 23:31, archived)
# You know you're going to jail, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 18:01, archived)
# Nice Furnishings
jusayin
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 18:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Bananarami
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 14:19, archived)
# this made me feel genuinely unwell
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 14:24, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm just not peeling very well.
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 14:19, archived)
# DIE, YOU YELLOW FREAK!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 14:24, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 17:36, archived)
# I think this lad ate him
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 15 Apr 2016, 23:31, archived)
# This made me gigglesome
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 16 Apr 2016, 17:17, archived)
[challenge entry] the king wasn't a fan of healthy foods
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 14:17, archived)
# Where's the peanut butter?!?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 14:39, archived)
# yes it does, doesn't it!
a-ha-ha-ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 14:49, archived)
# peanut butter, grape jelly and a pound of bacon with that bananz
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Had me in, 'stitches'.

(AdrianJ, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 13:29, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 14:33, archived)
# Pfft :)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 17:37, archived)
# FP
immediately
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 5:21, archived)
[challenge entry] No hounds here
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 13:28, archived)
# why you sully a great film with filthy nanas?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 13:44, archived)
# Make it snappy
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 17:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Joe Bananamassa
(Alligator, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 12:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 13:01, archived)
# Christ
Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 17:38, archived)
# Bindun? Haven't lurked for a while...
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 12:21, archived)
# hey do people here still like the internet?
I think it's pretty good
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 12:22, archived)
# I don't think it will catch on.
I haven't used mine for months.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 12:24, archived)
# I use it heaps, to chat with friends and check all sorts of sites
I have to say that I am a fan
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 12:31, archived)
# I downloaded a GIF of Erika Eleniak
took 15 minutes of my AOL time, but it was worth it.
I'm loading the banner paper in my tractor-feed printer now
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 12:37, archived)
# I found a 20 second aiff file of this new hip hop group called "the pharcyde" and it was called "ya mama"
I had to guard the telephone to make sure nobody picked up the handpiece in the 20 minutes it took to download #bleased
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 12:40, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 12:47, archived)
# It's like you have a camera in my small intestine
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 15:13, archived)
[challenge entry] another fun fact, fruit labels are edible, so eat away!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 12:34, archived)
# always such concise and useful information
you're like a walking (or sitting) lifehack
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 12:39, archived)
# slouching
i also found out today that Paul 'crocodile dundee' hogan worked as a rigger on the Sydney Harbour bridge
and had to talk people out of jumping off it, a skill apparently he drew upon for t'movie.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 12:44, archived)
# No they're not. Not really.
There are standards that they have to comply to, to ensure they're not leaving toxic glue on the surface of the fruit, and so that if accidentally eaten they will do a minimal amount of harm but they're not actually edible, and you could choke to death on them.

Basically, they're edible in the same way that ordinary paper is edible, and the glue they use in primary schools is drinkable.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 21:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Banananananana


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(EloquentBaboon, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 12:04, archived)
# this actually happened
trufax
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 13:18, archived)
# This is exactly how my dad died.
Flatmate made me a banana smoothie once, and I pissed myself.
(EloquentBaboon, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 17:01, archived)
#


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(DantheMan69, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 11:50, archived)
[challenge entry] banana pleasures
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 11:49, archived)
# Done on a Fairlight?
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 12:18, archived)
# i aint got fairlight money!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 12:20, archived)
# Casio FZ-1 it is for you then!
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 21:33, archived)

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