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[challenge entry] Brave Sir Boris...



Bravely bold Sir Boris
Rode forth from Camelot
He was not afraid to die
Oh, brave Sir Boris
He was not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Boris

He was not in the least bit scared
To be mashed into a pulp
Or to have his eyes gouged out
And his elbows broken
To have his kneecaps split
And his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave Sir Boris

His head smashed in
And his heart cut out
And his liver removed
And his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped
And his bottom burnt off
And his penis split and his...

"That's... that's enough music for now, lads."

Brave Sir Boris ran away
(No!)
Bravely ran away away
(I didn't!)
When danger reared its ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled
(No!)
Yes, brave Sir Boris turned about
(I didn't!)
And gallantly he chickened out

Bravely taking to his feet
(I never did!)
He beat a very brave retreat
(All lies!)
Bravest of the brave, Sir Boris!
(I never!)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 11:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 11:22, archived)
# "And not too expensive..."
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 11:26, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 11:32, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 11:44, archived)
# Ni
:-)
(101 Teeth, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 12:19, archived)
# haha
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 12:45, archived)
# Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.

What... is your name?

Sir Boris of Bullshitter

What... is your quest?

To seek the premiership of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

Do you seek to leave the E.U or remain ?

Remain .. no, leave .. yarrrrggghh !!!1!
(Comic pas, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 17:15, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 9:47, archived)
# Can I see the playlist?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 9:52, archived)
# Haha!
Ning Froggie :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 10:00, archived)
# Ello Ninj :)
*morning hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 10:03, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 10:05, archived)
# Heheh
"Needless to say, I had the last laugh"
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 10:19, archived)
#
glosbe.com/ms/en/faraj

www.dsl.ac.uk/entry/snd/gove_v_n1
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 10:54, archived)
[challenge entry] I started a Farage Eagle yesterday, but couldn't look at it long enough to finish it. Have some Muppet reposts!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 12:11, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 12:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 1:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Count how many times I click 'I like this' One... em that's it!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 2:02, archived)
# Stop you're embarrassing me
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 2:11, archived)
# ......ah ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 9:25, archived)
[challenge entry] hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 6:13, archived)
# GET OUT
Oh hold on it's Friday \o/
Also BRB!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 7:21, archived)
# :D lovely ball control
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 7:34, archived)
# Awesome!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 9:39, archived)
# Froglift! Back once again for the renegade master....
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 10:52, archived)
# Haha:D
(herman:D, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 19:20, archived)
# Hahah!
Lovely Boris! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 7:02, archived)
# thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 9:38, archived)
# Very nice
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 10:10, archived)
# Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 13:39, archived)
[challenge entry] How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip-oil?
thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip-oil?

Biggerify
(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 0:22, archived)
# Harry Enfield does a rather scary Gove impression in the intro to his Television Programme
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpiKSpawixo
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 0:26, archived)
# Definitely still looks like pob
At least it's a strong visual cue he's a puppet. That or the stick up his arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 1:44, archived)
# He'll make it proper horrorshow....viddy well, Brother Droog.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 10:53, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 0:17, archived)
[challenge entry] *Muppets*


(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 9:01, archived)
# Pfffffffffttttt!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 10:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry for the use of an internet meme

...but all the chatter of him setting fire to things and running off inspired this quicky...
knowyourmeme.com/memes/disaster-girl
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 22:18, archived)
# False
There isn't a giant turd in the fire engine.
(gijoel, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 22:35, archived)
# Maybe it's not a fire engine, maybe it's an unusable water cannon
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 22:40, archived)
# Pffffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 22:46, archived)
# Just me????

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 20:09, archived)
# Do you actually watch that?
o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 9:27, archived)
# Yes..
cos it really cheers me up!!!!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 10:46, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 20:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 20:15, archived)
# The whole thing's a load of piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 20:28, archived)
# wha-?
You have to open your trousers?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 20:58, archived)
# That'd make a great compo
"Fill in the extra areas of photos" or something better worded.
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 30 Jun 2016, 21:28, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/11187596
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 21:40, archived)
# Oh yes!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 7:30, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 21:31, archived)
# Hahaha fucking hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 21:59, archived)
# love it
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 22:13, archived)
# That's
chuffin ace
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 9:54, archived)
# :D
Hahahahaha
(herman:D, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 19:22, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 12:33, archived)
[challenge entry] meepmeepmeep
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 18:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 19:04, archived)
# arf!
also, pink overload!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 19:30, archived)
# Needs more #SurprisedMan


(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 20:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 20:23, archived)
#
massive click
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 22:51, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 1 Jul 2016, 0:04, archived)
# Haha.
Queaker.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 10:49, archived)
[challenge entry] topical
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 18:17, archived)
# what do you want
Faaaaarage?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 20:59, archived)
# SuperSkilz
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 17:40, archived)
# all bandwagons are shit
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 17:56, archived)
[challenge entry] yep
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 18:10, archived)
# Compo it! It mentions BoJo and he's a muppet.
Edit: if only I'd'a gone two inches further down. Vicar.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 19:43, archived)
[challenge entry] The 'real' Beaker
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 16:28, archived)
# HAHA BRILL
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 16:38, archived)
# \/\/( o)( o)\/\/!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 17:15, archived)
# SUCH STUFF AS NIGHTMARES ARE MADE ON...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 20:27, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 1 Jul 2016, 0:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Bunsen Honeysmug
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 16:01, archived)
[challenge entry] ooh the 'orror!


Click for bigger (117 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 30 Jun 2016, 16:00, archived)
# I like this. Here is my version from 10 years ago!

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 16:10, archived)
# 10 years..
i just realised how long i've been here now!

(i've not had a relationship last this long yet!)
12 years, 8 months and 6 days

AND I ALWAYS miss my candlemass! :(
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 30 Jun 2016, 16:16, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 16:26, archived)
# From nearly 12 years ago...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 30 Jun 2016, 16:34, archived)
# Bit gay m8
Justsayin
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 16:36, archived)
# It doesn't quite work if I were to change it to
THE
CIGARETTE
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 30 Jun 2016, 16:38, archived)
# Oh yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 17:14, archived)
# You, of all people, should know that.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 22:22, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 22:29, archived)
# Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 16:54, archived)
[challenge entry] pea...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 16:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 16:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 16:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Wookie Monster
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 15:34, archived)
# Lovely!!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 15:38, archived)
[challenge entry] LOVE this!
And here's his mate 'Star Waltz'
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 15:51, archived)
# HAHA LOVE IT
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 16:21, archived)
# That too is terrific!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 16:22, archived)
# Brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 15:55, archived)
# this is rather brilliant
:)
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 30 Jun 2016, 16:03, archived)
# Great stuff!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 16:04, archived)
# THANKS ALL - BIN LURKING FOR A WHILE
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 16:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 17:15, archived)
# Fab
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 17:25, archived)
#
From 2013...

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 21:20, archived)
# This is great.
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 10:39, archived)
[challenge entry] !
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 15:28, archived)
# 'shopped only please
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 15:31, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 16:03, archived)
# Hahaha that's special!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 15:31, archived)
# :0
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 16:03, archived)
# Excellent!
but what have you shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 15:52, archived)
# Cheers Q!
His tie was slightly 'redder' ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 16:03, archived)
# Angry Flid™.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 20:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Looking ahead a few years if those eejits and numpties don't get this mess sorted out :




(Should we have a post-Brexit flag design compo?)


(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 15:10, archived)
# Haha!
Great Flag, love the bottom one
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 15:26, archived)
# Chopped up version of
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Union_Jack#Campaigns_for_a_new_Union_Flag
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 15:52, archived)
# I think you've pretty much nailed it
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 15:33, archived)
# So, Dave and Boris have bottled out. Who IS going to hit the career-ending button?

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 14:08, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 14:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 14:14, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 14:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 14:25, archived)
# JEBUS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 30 Jun 2016, 14:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Some oldies.
















(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 30 Jun 2016, 14:03, archived)
[challenge entry] smashing stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 14:11, archived)
# YOU MUPPET M8
*click click click...
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 14:14, archived)
# Love the Davros
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 15:05, archived)

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