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[challenge entry] SFW Jokes are sometimes better than technique
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 21:44, archived)
# Stand out from the crowd and find your own swearing style. Maybe yours will catch on.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 21:46, archived)
# Born into this
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 21:46, archived)
# CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 23:36, archived)
#
The good, the bad and the indecent
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 13 Aug 2016, 1:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Bitch Cassidy


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(Alligator, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 19:56, archived)
# I thought it was Pat Butcher and the Sundance kid
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 20:00, archived)
# Sunprance kid?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 20:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 21:33, archived)
# :) HaHa! Picture say a thousnd words
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 21:45, archived)
# He's asking whether Marsellus likes his lettuce dry.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 21:47, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Aug 2016, 13:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Paint! Another one lost, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 18:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Q&S
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 19:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Coooeee...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 17:48, archived)
# Hahaha :)

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 17:56, archived)
# Ive done worse
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 17:56, archived)
# I'll be in my bunk....
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 18:12, archived)
[challenge entry] reposty
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 18:14, archived)
# This has just opened up the options of what to get my niece for xmas...
Which aisle of Toys'R'Us will I find this (please, not the horror of the 'pink aisle')?
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 20:34, archived)
# Sid is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 23:01, archived)
# Aphex Twin is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 23:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Who you gonna bend?
(nattydread, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 17:22, archived)
# ha ha
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 18:15, archived)
# *Stands and salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 23:00, archived)
# Like you can still make it do that
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 23:39, archived)
[challenge entry] I think I'm gonna like It here. I'll be back.
(nattydread, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 17:15, archived)
[challenge entry] :|
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 16:43, archived)
[challenge entry] yuck
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 16:01, archived)
# Oh GOD!!!! Now thats all too real!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 16:03, archived)
# needs more grey fluff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 16:07, archived)
# Is that Daniella Westbrook's nose?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 16:13, archived)
# Pfffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!1!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 23:01, archived)
#
BEAUTY BEASTY
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 16:40, archived)
# haha perfect, just a bit more lint =)
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 11 Aug 2016, 18:11, archived)
[challenge entry] I dun a pea

He's a bloody useless intern at my work... We've taken to calling him:




(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 16:01, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 15:47, archived)
# oh, please shoot that little nonce!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 15:52, archived)
# 3 pubes per hand grenade
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 16:04, archived)
[challenge entry] huh
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 15:41, archived)
# goatse oppurtunity
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 16:03, archived)
# "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a Flan..."
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 23:02, archived)
# Blue shoulder nipples
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 19:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Shittin' Hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 14:59, archived)
# you don't know, man, you weren't there!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 15:06, archived)
# ANOTHER : )
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 15:41, archived)
# I don't know brothers, but I'm hurting real bad inside.
(waxdart hello., Thu 11 Aug 2016, 15:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 14:58, archived)
# SMUG WHORE
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 15:41, archived)
[challenge entry] hmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 14:11, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 14:16, archived)
# took me a minute
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 14:39, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 17:47, archived)
#
GROAN! :-)
(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 21:09, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 22:23, archived)
# Splen
did.

He was deaf, you know. Or was that Beethoven?
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 12 Aug 2016, 9:04, archived)
# Oh dear
Still gets my clicky though.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Fri 12 Aug 2016, 13:22, archived)
# winner
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 13 Aug 2016, 9:22, archived)
[challenge entry] We called the Chiwawa Indiana


(Frogcloset (noun), Thu 11 Aug 2016, 13:48, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 11:43, archived)
# What is the meaning of this?
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 12:10, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 12:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 13:19, archived)
# HaHa!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 13:40, archived)
# Cock-Menorah©.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 23:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Zika Olympics

If a bond-type villain wanted to spread a virus over the entire population of the planet in as short a time as possible, the Zika Olympics is what they would probably take advantage of.

It is not as though it is unproven either: look at the Spanish Flu outbreak after the first world war. We alreaedy have human-to-human transmission of the virus.

Even the W.H.O. said in effect; 'Oh, it'll be alright.' Look how right they were with Ebola when MSF were trying to draw attention to it in the early stages.

The drug companies must be rubbing their hands together in exactly the same way that the gun companies do in the USA, every time there is a mass killing.
(MataChode is investigating substitute activities on, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 11:42, archived)
# Hi Catnipppp
Good to have you back.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 12:45, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 15:57, archived)
# How about changing the title of this challenge to "movie posters with face swaps".. oh so original

(Willie_Fistergasch, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 11:00, archived)
# how about coming up with a joke or a twist on the film instead
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 11:20, archived)
# good suggestion!
now go tell the same thing to the guys below us
(Willie_Fistergasch, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 11:42, archived)
# which ones are just random face swaps?
The first one is a word pun Garrie not Carrie, Barbs' is a joke based on the film title and Dolly Patton is a name mash
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 11:48, archived)
# oh sorry
then I stay corrected.. I see, its not "just" the face swap, I missed the most important part... changing the name of the movie. Now thats genius.. nonetheless, I wont join in on the fun, instead I'll sit back and enjoy your creativity (look at the post above us! Indiana Joan! hilarious!)

got more ideas, for your inspiration:
The godmother.. Raging cow... Lordess of the rings... 12 angry women....Piratess of the Caribbean ... Saving private Ryan(staring Meg Ryan) .... you do the faceswapping
(Willie_Fistergasch, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 15:03, archived)
# raging cow would be quite funny, you should definitely do that, with a cow stood upright in boxing gear
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 15:11, archived)
# Kung Pow
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 16:06, archived)
# isn't that chicken?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 16:13, archived)
#
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxXjsQbCZR8
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 18:14, archived)
#
Or a picture of K*tie H*pk*ns...
(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 21:10, archived)
#
Dear oh dear

(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 12:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 10:08, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - GENDER BENDING FILMS

Film fans hate it, misogynists hate it, everyone hates it, but we're doing it.
Swap genders in films, make the boys girls and the girls boys and anything else in between for hilarious reimaginings or just puns.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 8:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 8:38, archived)
[challenge entry] tenuous pea
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 9:18, archived)
# WAY too soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 9:56, archived)
# Hahahahaha
To hull with you!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sun 14 Aug 2016, 10:04, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 9:24, archived)
# Haha ben him, ben him good.
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 11 Aug 2016, 10:08, archived)
# leik
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 10:36, archived)
# Pea
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 12 Aug 2016, 21:04, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 9:26, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 11 Aug 2016, 10:51, archived)

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