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[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - PUMPKINS

It's Halloween so what better than a Pumpkin carving competition to keep us entertained.
Get your knives out, grab a squash and stab away. Or just photoshop the orangey lumps.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 8:35, archived)
[challenge entry] "oh I don't know, surprise me!"
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 9:35, archived)
[challenge entry] trumpkin
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 9:52, archived)
[challenge entry] oh and this
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 9:54, archived)
[challenge entry] gonna smash it
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 11:15, archived)
# You've made him less Orange!
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 11:40, archived)
# sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 11:43, archived)
# It's only.........
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 0:51, archived)
# Yay!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 1:22, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 1:56, archived)
# Yay for dolls!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 27 Oct 2016, 1:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 2:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 2:19, archived)
# WHO'S YOUR HERO BOY????
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 2:31, archived)
# But of course
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 8:03, archived)
# GOD DAMN RIGHT :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 15:28, archived)
# : ) Ego maniac!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 15:49, archived)
#


Click for bigger (199 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 2:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 3:17, archived)
# Now I'm really confused.
Happy candles btw
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 27 Oct 2016, 3:46, archived)
# muchos gracias hombre
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 4:09, archived)
# do I have to come now?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 27 Oct 2016, 11:35, archived)
# Make it stop
(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Thu 27 Oct 2016, 0:47, archived)
# whoooaaaaaaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 1:55, archived)
# oooooh fractal dog vomit... i like this!
click, unclick and click again!
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 2:01, archived)
# how did you get candles?
Oh, It's yur burfday!
go shawty!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 2:06, archived)
# iz not shawt
gravit is cause tallness to grew sideways when you is live on the Equator
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 3:28, archived)
# whoa
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 2:09, archived)
# Graphic of hope
draining away.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 27 Oct 2016, 2:22, archived)
# 11 days
God, it's like waiting for the heat death of the universe
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 28 Oct 2016, 5:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Alligator, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 23:59, archived)
# pfffftizer
unzips cautiously
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 0:12, archived)
# Happy anniversary day thing
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 0:46, archived)
# thank you
dar ling
day thing
ma'am/sir
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 1:59, archived)
# Aargh. if that's what she's done to her face,
just imagine...


edit: nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 27 Oct 2016, 1:43, archived)
[challenge entry] 1 vote for Trumpkins plz
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 22:30, archived)
# So it's true, his microphone DID malfunction
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 22:58, archived)
# absolutely
and his hair got burnt off during a stage light accident whilst filming a pepsi commercial back in the 80's
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 0:17, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Halloweed – drug induced scares
The wonderful world of words – Invent a new word (with pictures)
Pumpkins – Carve and take photos or photoshoppery for lols
Dingbats - (remember that game?)


(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 17:27, archived)
# NONE
They're all shit :D
Killer Clowns?
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 17:28, archived)
# C please
as it wasn't suggested by a retard
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 17:29, archived)
# Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 20:03, archived)
# Was that one your idea?
I think it should win
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 20:05, archived)
# Yeah I was gonna elaborate on it and have it taking over xmas
And easter and other holidays. But it seemed I was rambling on so stopped. Kinda like I should do now...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 20:10, archived)
# My kids say thanks..these are their efforts this year
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 20:13, archived)
# Nice.
You have raised them well.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 20:15, archived)
# :D
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 20:16, archived)
# The top one could do with a touch more sadism
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 22:27, archived)
# agreed
also the small 'mouth pumpkin' is actually an orange :(
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 22:43, archived)
# *spoiler alert*
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 8:54, archived)
# Pumpkins!
topical!
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 17:34, archived)
# Halloweed
(I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 17:36, archived)
# Make a horror movie less scary
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 17:47, archived)
# Hang on!
They're not scary anyway...are they?
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 17:49, archived)
# ...or a normal movie scary
Not if you're old enough to watch them, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 17:52, archived)
# My suggestions were the best.
Damn something and send something else the bill.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 20:04, archived)
# Aye
maybe it was a bit too similar to the last compo...
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 20:08, archived)
# Yeah
Bloody better ideas doing a better job. Tut etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 20:11, archived)
# D - Catchphrase with Roy Walker
"Snake Charmer"
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 18:20, archived)
# Did he die?
I preferred him to the new guy!
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 18:22, archived)
# He's still with us
and has a lovely website that is best viewed on a 800 x 600 monitor with Netscape.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 18:25, archived)
# ooooh
link please
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 18:26, archived)
# Star wars it is then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 18:22, archived)
# If you're not going to take this seriously!
*DEATH STARE*
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 18:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 18:40, archived)
# /skillz
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 18:40, archived)
# Gods, I've missed
him.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 18:55, archived)
# !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 3:38, archived)
# Pumpkins!
(also, posted just cause I wanted to see what spooky icon I have :D :D )
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 20:22, archived)
# Same
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 20:45, archived)
# Wordsworth
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 26 Oct 2016, 20:29, archived)
# with pictures
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 20:36, archived)
# 7: BOATY MCBOATFACE
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 22:33, archived)
# Big mosobs decorated like pumpkins.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 1:26, archived)
[challenge entry] *WARNING*

ONLY CLICK IF NOT EASILY OFFENDED PLEASE
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 16:58, archived)
# this is also tough on headaches
same click warning message applies
(I helped save b3ta! mr_graham downloading an isolation.iso file, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 20:08, archived)
# My God
What film is this?
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 20:09, archived)
# Looks like society
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qt2GtwL5z2I
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 20:10, archived)
# Thankyou
that's my night sorted
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 20:15, archived)
# yep
(I helped save b3ta! mr_graham downloading an isolation.iso file, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:46, archived)
# I'm offend
so I didn't click
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 27 Oct 2016, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry] and lastly...
(ozof, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 10:47, archived)
# pff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 14:08, archived)
# :D
I thought today was new image challenge day?
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 16:43, archived)
# no one had suggested any and I'm very busy
think up 4 good ones, there's a good chap
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 16:59, archived)
# Righto
leave it to me old bean

This is the best I could muster!

Halloweed – drug induced scares
The wonderful world of words – Invent a new word (with pictures)
Spoonerisms – Brace yourself for pearoasts people
One word challenge – Dingbats (remember that game?)

I need my challenge fix!
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 17:05, archived)
# I dropped spoonerisms because we've done it a couple of times
don't be upset
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 17:28, archived)
# Not at all
great replacement
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 17:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(ozof, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 4:56, archived)
# this looks like it should be made by Blammo (tm) :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 26 Oct 2016, 14:42, archived)
# all kids love log
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 15:02, archived)
# you bloody knows it
I like mine in the morning, just after my coffee
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 27 Oct 2016, 11:38, archived)
[challenge entry] While I'm here.
Might as well do a comp entry.



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(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 3:17, archived)
# Fecking hell
(gijoel, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 13:04, archived)
# that's it, my brain has broken
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 13:07, archived)
# Ohnononono
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 26 Oct 2016, 17:00, archived)
# That stupid videogame ruined the title of
this movie for me.



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(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 2:50, archived)
# Looks like
Piss poor remake of 'Conspirators of Pleasure'.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 26 Oct 2016, 21:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Here's Danny...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 21:13, archived)
# daz really funny
(ozof, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 21:20, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 21:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha ha
Have this NWOT

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 21:46, archived)
# Ooh, nice
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 22:03, archived)
# Ta
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 22:06, archived)
# "Clean up in Summerisle four, please...."
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 15:19, archived)
#
Ha ha
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 12:35, archived)
# He should look proud of that DIY
Woo(dward)!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 22:13, archived)
# 2 comps in one!
(ozof, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 1:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 21:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 22:53, archived)
# Nips lluf NIPS LLUF
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 1:27, archived)
# all play and no work
makes danny an irritating twat
(ozof, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 6:07, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 9:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Every Little Helps

sorry for n00bness but I want to post a gif which may be deemed inappropriate...how do I change it to a link please?
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 14:50, archived)
# because they don't fucking deliver
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 14:53, archived)
# the bastards
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 14:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 14:57, archived)
# Dont get me started on tesco deliveries
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 20:47, archived)
# IKR
www.b3ta.com/board/11211915
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 20:53, archived)
# You want Teh Upload Codez
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 20:21, archived)
# is that this thing?
this bit will show up in blue on the board
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 20:24, archived)
# oh I may have answered the question there
thanks
bit annoyed that on the preview it shows up as the gif and not this blue link
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 20:25, archived)
#
amr.abime.net/trivia_17
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 21:10, archived)
# It was particularly unfortunate that the swearing occurred on a page aimed at younger readers!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 2:58, archived)
[challenge entry] gonna need a bigger loaf
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 12:04, archived)
# Ver good
for scones, should it be cream and jam?
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 25 Oct 2016, 12:11, archived)
# Cream then jam
Or jam then cream?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 12:21, archived)
# Strawberry and Da-i-ry
♪ sit together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my scone hoard, oh Lord, time for teeeeaaaa ♫
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 12:58, archived)
# *throws money in hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 13:05, archived)
# *throws monkey into hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 13:39, archived)
# *throws cat into monkey*
*throws up*
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 13:41, archived)
# #eurovision2017
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 25 Oct 2016, 15:14, archived)
# jam first, then cream
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 13:06, archived)
# obvs
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 13:08, archived)
# there are some heathens who do it the other way around!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 13:50, archived)
#
grab scone, jam and cream and just shovel it all in.
that's what i was always taught...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 13:56, archived)
# you're supposed to eat it daintily
like a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 14:06, archived)
# well i certainly wouldn't put it there.
or would I...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 14:07, archived)
# you want to risk curdling the cream?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 14:09, archived)
# is that a euphemism?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 14:27, archived)
# possibly, i can't tell any more
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 14:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 14:39, archived)
# yep, pretty much that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 14:49, archived)
# Blasphemy.
When you make jam sandwiches do you put the jam on first, then add butter?

No, I think not.

Cream, then jam.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 15:36, archived)
# i don't make jam sandwiches
but if i did, i wouldn't use butter
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 15:55, archived)
# So, you're one of those margarinies?
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 20:45, archived)
# ah so dairy first and then fruit
that's the rule yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 15:56, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 15:59, archived)
# cream/butter/cheese, its all the same.
and by that I mean of course it's all different.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 16:06, archived)
# good, because i'm not eating a jam and cheese scone
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 16:14, archived)
# i dunno
cheese and jam sandwiches are the best, for me anyway.
and in a way, if i eat them all, then you don't have to, so I'm doing you a favour.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 16:21, archived)
# you are
i'm not overly fond of jam and can't eat a lot of cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 16:28, archived)
# well then,
i'm just doin my job ma'am.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 16:31, archived)
# It only works with preserves and jams
If you applied it to all fruits your trifles would be a laughing stock.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 20:43, archived)
# they already are
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 9:34, archived)
# cream isn't butter
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 15:59, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 16:14, archived)
# It can be used as butter in an emergency. I have Lofty Wiseman's SAS survival guide.
It's all there in black and white.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 20:42, archived)
# oh yes, the cream/jam schism
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 25 Oct 2016, 15:13, archived)
# and the dangerous spoonerism that lurks therein
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 15:37, archived)
# craven money shot? :)
(ozof, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 20:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr_graham downloading an isolation.iso file, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 15:28, archived)
# you're gonna need a bigger goat
you know, because he likes kids
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 15:34, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 15:50, archived)
# pff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 15:56, archived)
# now
then
(I helped save b3ta! mr_graham downloading an isolation.iso file, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 16:00, archived)
# *bonk*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 10:12, archived)
# The Vampire Bat still looks hungry
Woo! Oh and SUCK MY NUTS
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 11:10, archived)
# it wasn't half as bad as I was expecting
bit disappointed tbh plus Rick could have easily taken him a couple of times
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 11:11, archived)
# I wasn't disappointed at all. What was you disappointing with?
Rick could have but then what would have happened to his son and the rest of them?
Rick is now the new Reek XD
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 11:14, archived)
# yeah, I've a feeling that's going to drag
I just want to watch zombie apocalypse fun and games, not torture porn.
Can't believe we're so many series in and no one has been building elaborate zombie killing machines to clear the place up.
It's the first thing I'd do.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 11:29, archived)
# I think I would just go house to house checking out lady's underwear drawers
And this is why I wouldn't last the first night
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 11:52, archived)
# I'd vote "leave" and send them all back to Zombie Land.
www.imdb.com/title/tt1156398
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 13:41, archived)
# i've only just this week watched the season b4 this
the zombie hoarde defeated by smushing some guts into bedsheets and walk around freely all la de da.. make a zombie gut aftershave and get on with your lives you dumb fucks, or at least get the chub pussy guy with the hair do to bite the dick off someone more deserving like whoever thought that made good viewing. i bet they do a mash up called 'walking deadwood' before to long, ca ching.... grumble something something big walking dead san francisco cock suckers something something grr..
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 15:24, archived)
# a little confused about the mexican cuisine reference? trump joke?
is spelt 'guacamole' no hyphens btw.
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 15:32, archived)
#
lmgtfy.com/?q=whac+a+mole
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 17:52, archived)
# HaHa!!!! That's brilliant! We all need a little help figuring shit out!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 1:46, archived)
[challenge entry] always got an eye out for a bargain
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 9:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 3:10, archived)
# HI, I'M TV'S KIRK CAMERON
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 7:39, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFmM5CWnmtE
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 8:22, archived)
# when does his head explode?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 25 Oct 2016, 10:20, archived)
# After 42 rubs
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 11:15, archived)
# very quick n dirty... but at least the question has now finally been answered!


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(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 24 Oct 2016, 20:29, archived)
# AND!!!
ONCE AGAIN, I missed my bloody candle day!!!!! :((((
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 24 Oct 2016, 20:30, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 22:01, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 18:27, archived)
# Worst pirate, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 22:07, archived)
# Yay! More oxygen and space for real people.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 22:51, archived)
# Well there it is, the first bad news I've gotten through b3ta in years.
(I helped save b3ta! BourbonFox was never forgive since, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 0:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 3:12, archived)

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