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[challenge entry] Oh wait . . . does dead count as alive?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 17:33, archived)
# Well, the compo does say *were* alive, not *are* alive, this fita perfectly
(also: noice!)
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 18:13, archived)
# Thanks for the point of view :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 18:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh, Hi Ken . . . uh . . . I'm just helping her visit a sick friend . . . uh . . .
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 18:36, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 19:21, archived)
# Yes
No
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 20:54, archived)
# I don't know
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 20:55, archived)
# At least you're decisive
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 0:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:14, archived)
[challenge entry] have a pea
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:21, archived)
# that's a 187
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:28, archived)
# This is about you and the cryo-con Woody Pride
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 20:49, archived)
# Combat Carl's seen things...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:30, archived)
# Heheh
Were no Good Guy dolls available to possess?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 19:28, archived)
# I like the bloody footsteps
they are a nice detail
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 20:56, archived)
[challenge entry] HE USED A BUTTER KNIFE! have a pea yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 10:42, archived)
[challenge entry] wanna see a dead body, said thomas

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:58, archived)
# I can't wait
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:31, archived)
# ERAL?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:29, archived)
# you know....like eral sex
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 17:40, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - IF TOYS WERE ALIVE

Imagine if Spacehoppers were sentient and roamed wild, or Action Man died a terrible painful death every time he was taken out of the box.
This week we're heading in to a nightmarish world where toys are alive.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:28, archived)
[challenge entry] does this count god?

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:41, archived)
# Heh, I like that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 20:58, archived)
# oof ow off ow oof
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 8 Feb 2018, 21:46, archived)
# i'm generally unwilling to count god
teapots however, i have no problem with
(ozof, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 22:53, archived)
# Shirly ben dunne?
internet rumour in 3.. 2... 1...



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(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:35, archived)
# Yeah
I was thinking that yesterday, how cool would that burial be? Must be someone in there? Probably cost less than the standard funeral too!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:48, archived)
# Bowie?
(Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 11:30, archived)
# Wouldn't driving around in pitch darkness get boring in a short while!
Even if you have that big blue marble to look at, I think one would habituate to
that quickly. Like, yawn, there's Africa again. Seems like I just saw that yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:51, archived)
# i bet the wifi's shit, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:10, archived)
# shit....no shit
I mean . . .
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:33, archived)
# planet earth is blue
(ozof, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 22:56, archived)
# willian h macey's dead?! :(
(ozof, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 22:54, archived)
[challenge entry] ARRRR!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 12:44, archived)
# Haha
That is brill
(Paint! Another one lost, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 12:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:48, archived)
# Michael Eavis?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 12:54, archived)
# haha, it is too
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Baldy going...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:26, archived)
# nice cardigan captain :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:28, archived)
# Coincidentally, just this weekend, I was witness to Terry Farrell being asked
If she could confirm whether or not Trump had a Tribble on his head...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:49, archived)
# That look actually does him a lot of good
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 21:00, archived)
# Have you tried turning it off and on again?
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 8 Feb 2018, 12:24, archived)
# Love the IT Crowd
But what's the movie?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:49, archived)
# Cloverfield paradox
(gijoel, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:00, archived)
# Ahh
Worth Seeing?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:15, archived)
# yes if you don't mind terrible storytelling and utter sci-fi nonsense that ignores basic science
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:46, archived)
# Sub-par man


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(I drink lead paint, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 12:14, archived)
# Don't try this at home without adult supervision
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 7:43, archived)
# Never sunbathe under chainlink
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 8:58, archived)
# wait, never or always?
i'm ordering some now, so just need to know.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 9:18, archived)
# Just when you think nobody bothers looking at b3ta posts anymore
someone opens an eye just wide enough to see a few watermarks and goes back to sleep! ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:42, archived)
# fishnet gloves? Kinky!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 10:37, archived)
# eheh...there was a time when
I'd meticulously remove any watermarks that I'd happen to come across--not that I was worried
about copyright issues, but just for the practice in doing so. These days, what's the point? :I
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 12:57, archived)
# fake, no ring
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 8 Feb 2018, 10:38, archived)
# confusing this with goatse, eh?
hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:43, archived)
[challenge entry] ehhmm
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 7:10, archived)
# The Doctor Who fanclub is that way =>
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 10:20, archived)
# That episode didn't exist
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 11:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 12:09, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm afraid I don't understand


[edit] FFS, second popular bindun. Soz
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 12:15, archived)
# Mind the piss
:)
(Paint! Another one lost, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 12:38, archived)
# That's just like them
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 21:02, archived)
[challenge entry] CORE BLIMEY!!
(patella, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 3:31, archived)
# a lovely phase of the moon witnessed by few, until now.
And since it's on b3ta, even fewer.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 3:37, archived)
# Just you and that lurker
Bah! was hoping this GIF would go virile
(patella, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 4:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Moon is really filled with biscuits and feathers
(patella, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 4:28, archived)
# hahah-- looks like something the cat shat, ate, and then coughed up
but well done, mind you :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 6:42, archived)
# I thought someone had run over a womble.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:27, archived)
# they have a central gut like this thing does?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 17:57, archived)
# Ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 8 Feb 2018, 19:56, archived)
# So you want a parade?
(Tsuenwanker, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 2:47, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 3:18, archived)
# Stop posting my personal pictures on here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 21:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(ozof, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 1:30, archived)
# May I recommend 'catch and release?'
Too many endangered species off the crest
of the moon these days.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 3:42, archived)
# Moustaches forced quickly - This is not from the Onion, it was a real magazine from 1914


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(santadog, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 0:07, archived)
# meself, I prefers a moustache what's been permitted to dawdle along, so there I've said it.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 1:32, archived)
# I suspect it involved small lead weights surreptitiously attached to one's existing unmanly bumfluff by way of spirit gum
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 2:24, archived)
# Or a small trained rodent placed behind the upper lip
shouting obscenities enough to frighten any inadequate
moustache into growth through intimidation. Either that
or the small lead weights thing, as you said.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 3:32, archived)
# Alec Baldwin optimistic
about hippo replacement recovery (except that he can't
see his penis anymore.)

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 22:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 19:13, archived)
# Feyd-Rautha on the satellite of love?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 21:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 21:37, archived)
# *sings*
marketing his cod reggae,
whitey on the moon
smoking far too much oh yay,
whitey on the moon
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 21:41, archived)
# Reminds me of the old Wang Chung video
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 21:47, archived)
# I've really been enjoying Stewart Copeland's contribution to
this.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 0:31, archived)
[challenge entry] You can't leave that here mate - I already told you once.


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(SLiQ, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 18:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 21:37, archived)
[challenge entry] "HAHAHAHA, press the wind button again great leader!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 18:03, archived)
# Ah hahahahahahaha
ahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 21:05, archived)
# Trump fights back
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 23:02, archived)

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