Too close to the bone.I suppose you've never had to work with a Simon.... are they all simple?
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Tue 13 Feb 2018, 6:52,
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There is a what in the where now? (
oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA.,
Mon 12 Feb 2018, 10:54,
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There's a world war two bomb in the ThamesThere must be loads, quite honestly. Is there a real danger of these things going off? Has it ever happened?
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Mon 12 Feb 2018, 11:34,
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Indeed they can cause a lot of damagedepending on the size, a 500lb bomb for example (in a controlled area)
https://www.forces.net/news/watch-army-destroys-one-largest-unexploded-wwii-bombs
(https://www.forces.net/news/watch-army-destroys-one-largest-unexploded-wwii-bombs
oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA.,
Mon 12 Feb 2018, 11:50,
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I had no ideaWW2 bombs sounded quite so much like 1980s synthesizers when they went off. The Blitz must have been like a massive Skinny Puppy gig.
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DogHorse plop,
Mon 12 Feb 2018, 12:33,
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I am the maggot's muscle, magnet missile, your mother's pissholeoh yeah
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 12 Feb 2018, 17:56,
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The danger is very real.According to my ex-UXB, bomb disposal dad.
This is his favourite, go-to story. According to him the real danger is the degradation of the fail-safes in the munitions. The explosives themselves are still dangerous, and increasingly unstable.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SS_Richard_Montgomery
(This is his favourite, go-to story. According to him the real danger is the degradation of the fail-safes in the munitions. The explosives themselves are still dangerous, and increasingly unstable.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SS_Richard_Montgomery
2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be,
Mon 12 Feb 2018, 12:32,
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Does that mean at some point it's pretty much certain all the unexploded ones we haven't found yet are going to go off?
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!,
Mon 12 Feb 2018, 13:00,
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In France and Belgium they have an 'Iron Harvest''Since 1945, approximately 630 French clearers have died handling unexploded munitions.'
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_harvest
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Mon 12 Feb 2018, 13:19,
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_harvest
Exhibition sport for Pyeongchang 2018 Winter Olympics... Ice Taekwondo
Flashbacks of Purity from Nemesis the Warlock doing a similar sort of thing to a baddy!Woo!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 12 Feb 2018, 12:32,
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so often I've wanted a cushion to do my farting for me
at last!
LS18,
Mon 12 Feb 2018, 0:07,
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This was my favourite game as a kid! Operation - not anal insertion
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Sun 11 Feb 2018, 22:19,
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but now you're no longer a kid andanal insertion wins after all?
( LS18,
Mon 12 Feb 2018, 0:15,
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Yeah I get it you muppetWhat I don't get was that they shared a bed and there was no mention of AIDS (which was very prominent when this show first aired)
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Sun 11 Feb 2018, 23:42,
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(purely in the interests of thespecial relationship you understand)
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Sun 11 Feb 2018, 23:51,
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Good griefAmericans were using the terms, twit and twat, long before we sold England to the Canadians in 1776.
( LS18,
Mon 12 Feb 2018, 0:24,
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i've heard americans say twotbut i don't know what it means
is it a vulgar reference to male genitalia?
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Mon 12 Feb 2018, 1:37,
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is it a vulgar reference to male genitalia?
You better decide what gender it relates to before asking for twat :Ptwat in America = slang for vagina
( LS18,
Mon 12 Feb 2018, 3:01,
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ah! thanksi should hate to be offered vagina when what i really want is cock.
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Mon 12 Feb 2018, 3:28,
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Shared a bedroom...and fisting is a relatively low-risk vector for AIDS...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Sun 11 Feb 2018, 23:57,
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You're right, separate beds!The fisting does explain the 'gape' I guess
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Mon 12 Feb 2018, 0:04,
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I didn't expect that there'd be 68581 people to have signed up before mewithout this username having been bagged.
Funny old world, isn't it?
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Sun 11 Feb 2018, 21:05,
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Funny old world, isn't it?
Disappointed in lack of pork balls/Kirk Douglas chin transposition... Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Sun 11 Feb 2018, 20:32,
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Well, you'd need a proper bollocks/chin matching algorithm for that mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 11 Feb 2018, 20:59,
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i keep getting invites to attend bollocks/chin coursesbut ever since spitting image referred to the late charles bronson as monkey scrotum facelift, i just can't take cryptocurrency seriously
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Sun 11 Feb 2018, 23:48,
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Just like crotch-to-forehead transplantsnot what they are cracked up to be.
( LS18,
Mon 12 Feb 2018, 0:29,
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that's a clickin' Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 11 Feb 2018, 15:13,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: If toys were alive"){kind=small}
This desert is useless. We should have gone to the steppes.
2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be,
Sat 10 Feb 2018, 17:14,
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With puns like those,the humour on this board is going in a downward spiral.
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Sun 11 Feb 2018, 22:32,
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Wow, he only looks slightly annoyed by that mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 10 Feb 2018, 8:54,
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That's what I thought too.I think it was dogs that got him. (I had to give him his horns to make the dumb 'ram' joke.)
( LS18,
Sat 10 Feb 2018, 9:09,
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He doesn't have the guts for that mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 10 Feb 2018, 13:07,
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I'm gutted that you have to ask this mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 10 Feb 2018, 15:57,
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Yes!This image challenge was inspired by that incredibly potato-like head!!!
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Sat 10 Feb 2018, 7:04,
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John Goodman's looking wellEEDIT Oh never mind, that IS John Goodman, isn't it
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Sat 10 Feb 2018, 10:48,
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